Feb. 6, 2026
Nat 20 & Unwind: The Unwritten Favor Part 2
This Nat 20 & Unwind sits in the aftermath of a heavy chapter. We slow the pace, talk through the choices that mattered, and unpack what it feels like to say goodbye when the dice are not the ones deciding. The table reflects on character growth, quiet consequences, and the emotional weight carried forward into what comes next. Laughter breaks the tension, honesty fills the gaps, and the group takes a needed breath before stepping back into the fire.
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I want to get my.
Kiss dice.
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They're tiny, tiny little dice.
I have teeny tiny little dice
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too, I just don't have them.
In this bag.
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I have those and then I have a
pair of like tiny dice that
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reminds me of labradorite.
What that and you don't know?
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How bad I have?
And on that note, welcome to Nat
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20 and unwind here on Spotify
and Facebook.
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Also our website Crick happens
dot show.
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I just came into you guys just
comparing dice.
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From Bath.
Oh yes, what else?
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You.
Dice goblins you.
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I.
Had.
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That it was funny.
A dice goblin like.
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Yeah, you became a dice I had a
per week quickly if you're.
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If you play D&D, not a dice
goblin, are you you're.
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Doing it wrong?
Yeah, you're doing it wrong.
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No.
Yeah, you're doing it wrong.
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So I have a 70 slot case I fully
intend on filling hell.
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Yeah.
Brother.
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Hang on for that.
All right, so before we get too
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far into discussing tonight's
session, let's have a little fun
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with Zebulon.
All right, my friend the Whisper
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Fang this week, what is your
current business valuation
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number adds.
Are you still at I?
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Believe we're still at 23. 23
OK, cool.
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All right, real quick, if you
want to go ahead, do you want to
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buy any of the additional things
for this week, Maintenance,
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insurance, extra security, extra
service?
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The usual maintenance stuff all.
Right.
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So you'll take the maintenance
and that's it, just maintenance.
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Hi Babu.
I think extra security is part
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of what we were keeping
generally, like every week.
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Sure.
OK.
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Go ahead and give take off 30
gold from your current gold
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amount please.
And then if I remember
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correctly, you have a -15 to
this business results role, is
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that correct?
I think so.
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I didn't actually.
Write it down.
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If I remember correctly, it was,
it was.
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Yeah, it was.
It was a -, 15 penalty.
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So all right, go ahead and give
me AD 100 roll please.
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We got 42.
All right, so go ahead and roll
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me one D6. 5.
All right, you made a whopping
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35 gold this this session with
your Tavern, the Whisper Fang.
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Oh boy.
Oh boy, that's.
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What I call profit.
Step 1.
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Build Tavern step. $5 five.
Gold filled with drunks.
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Profit.
Step three, profit.
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All right.
And then if you want to, go
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ahead and give me AD 100 on the
Tavern results table, see what's
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going on at your bar this week.
All.
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Right, 1212.
All right.
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A fire breaks out one night
after you close.
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Oh yes, the good news was you.
Oh no, he bought maintenance and
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security.
Yep.
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So how much gold do you have
currently?
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Oh, that alcohol is really
flammable. 577.
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Let's change that Romeo D20,
please.
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Oh, let's change that.
Save the ale.
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Please save the ale.
Heaven, Heaven.
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Yikes, that's.
All going up in flame. 140 gold
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is going to cost you in repairs.
Oh boy.
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So you're down to what, 360,
correct?
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Sorry, how much did you say?
You're down to 140.
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Hello, Miss Mabel.
Yes.
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You like the butt scratches.
I know.
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Hello.
Could be 437. 37 OK, perfect.
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All right, What?
Can I pay for the repairs out of
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my?
Gold, sure.
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If I mean you can, essentially
what will happen is Zebulon will
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pay it and then if you wish to
reimburse him, that's completely
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on you.
OK, how much was it again?
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140 gold. 100.
Yep.
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All right, so.
Thank you very much for the
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help.
All right, perfect.
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No problem.
So let's discuss tonight's
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session.
Kind of an emotional one, not
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necessarily by intent, but yeah,
said goodbye to Glave.
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And I think we saw a side of
Mimi that I don't think she's
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shown a whole lot of people.
My 3 year old kind of man.
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That she's, that she is not just
like a complete bitch.
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Yeah, she's got layers.
She got layers.
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Ogres have layers.
Like onions?
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So do cake.
Nobody ever like like.
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Onions.
Parchees have layers.
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You everybody say hey, you wanna
pray for?
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And they said hey, no, I don't
like no goddamn parfait.
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Parfaits must be the most
delicious thing on this earth.
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Oh, right, yeah.
Anyways, sorry, go ahead.
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I'll see some.
I was going to say with the the
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addition of slip, I feel like
we're getting Nero's Part 2 with
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slip like waiting for the the.
The the.
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Knife in the back.
No, not this time.
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Yeah, for real.
I still feel like slipped in the
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wrong place, just saying yeah.
I don't know.
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We're kind of, it's kind of,
we're kind of reluctant to trust
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you again, man.
You don't have to trust me, but
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you don't have a reason to not
trust Slip.
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Well, I mean after what happened
with Neros, which was relatively
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recently, and then Neros
murdered our newest party
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member.
I mean, I mean Agamem went to
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Darkseid.
Too, before he was.
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Our enemy.
Yeah.
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And then of course, we bad to.
Tell you how bad.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Hello.
Quiet.
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There we go.
So, yeah.
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And I mean, we met.
Oh, God, Joanna.
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Jesus, I almost, I almost biffed
it.
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There you go.
And she just kind of.
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More lore on that leader.
More lore on that later.
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Be in my one line.
One line of hell you're.
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Not going to.
Lie.
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Like, do you blink?
I mean, Savara definitely
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doesn't blink when they're
staring at Slip.
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But that's a good question,
baby.
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But you won't see it now when
you're looking.
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Are you best hope I don't tell
your girl?
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She probably admire too.
Stand next to me.
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Yeah, I believe just why they I
wanted to hit the wall of
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whatever we were like sneaking
into and just do the earthquake
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action on my club just to see
what it did.
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Because I mean, why not a 30
foot deep, 10 foot wide fissure
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that would mess up anything.
I just wanted to skip it and
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just start to fight.
I wanted to go to the fight for
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sure.
Yeah.
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And so again, I I'm going to
kind of challenge you guys this
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week and I guess Veronica feet
to the fire.
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Welcome aboard to plan out
exactly what you'll do.
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What I will do is I will give
you guys basically a rundown of
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what you all found and
effectively with that
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information, you will build some
form of strategy, what you want
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to do, exit strategies, entrance
strategies, how you want to look
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for Elvis Corrin, and we'll take
next session from there.
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So next session will effectively
be the final session for this
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little mini story, which we seem
to be kind of falling into
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lately.
And honestly, I, I personally
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love it.
You know, when we fall into a
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234 episode story arc because it
gives us time to not only tell
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the story and not rush things,
but it also allows us to have
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these moments where you say
goodbye to glave and we, you
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know, you split the party
momentarily to have these
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different emotional connections
with each other.
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And yeah, so.
There's more time for life to
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blossom in our world.
Yes.
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We ought to make it a story.
Yes, yes.
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Yeah, where am I?
There we go.
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It's a lot of fun, Veronica.
Welcome aboard.
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We're glad to have you.
Welcome to our welcome.
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To your own.
Little circle of hell, the
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chaos.
Goblins how to pronounce it?
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Oh sorry, the eyeballs figured
out how to pronounce it.
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It's Philippine Tarsir or
something like that.
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If I said that wrong, you can
blame Google.
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Here's a funky little GIF of it.
We're taking a look it.
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Just makes it nice.
OK, that's, that's a little
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scary.
I don't, I don't like it.
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I I don't I don't like.
It.
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Squish it.
When they're just clinging on
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the screen but like they're
they're.
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It's like.
Nocturnal, so that's a great
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because I because they're tiny
little monkeys, bro.
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He's so cute, I love him so
Adam.
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Scare people, Darkness, those
kind of eyeballs.
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Just maybe not as big.
Has anybody ever seen that
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horror movie?
What is it called?
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It's called weapons.
Have you guys seen that one, the
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one that came out just recently?
No.
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The eyeballs that look just like
that from the people that I
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possessed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's like really small.
Position.
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They're really, really small.
They got like little grubby
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hands.
They have thumbs.
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All Yeah, we're at a building
that's what I know we're hunting
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down a guy that's what I know
we'll.
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Get you some more information as
far as you know, kind of a
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little bit background what you
would know personally and kind
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of your back.
Story.
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Like I said, this was a very,
very quick, yeah.
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Those who don't know, I
literally I literally like made
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this character an hour before
started making it like an hour
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and a half before the campaign.
Yeah, yeah.
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But we're excited to have you.
But yeah, I'll get you more
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information about.
We'll get your character sheet
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and D&D beyond things like that.
I'll get you some information on
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the Oath binders Ledger, which
you'll have as well.
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And then I this.
Is the bib's.
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Facebook.
What are?
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We doing on.
Facebook on there as well, so.
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Yeah, I added you, Spencer.
Perfect.
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I'm not awake.
Who?
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Then how are you talking?
I don't know, I'm tired but.
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Perfect.
I think tonight I'm going to
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play some Baldersgate.
That sounds like a good idea.
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Minecraft come in my aldersgate
so.
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You're going to play Minecraft?
Today when we were trying to
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contact you.
Yeah, we're like, you're playing
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fucking Minecraft.
Open your phone.
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I I wasn't playing Minecraft.
I wasn't playing Minecraft.
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I was going to.
And then I realized what time it
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was and I was like, oh shit, I
got a prep.
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I don't know, man, You had that
Discord icon that said you had
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been on for like half an hour.
Yeah.
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I had it open.
Minecraft sounds fun.
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Yeah, Minecraft does sound.
Yeah, I love.
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Minecraft does sound fun but
it's like $40 on laptop and I.
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That's fair, can't be bothered.
Right now, I technically had
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like all three at one point.
Well, because when I was a kid I
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had to get it for EC, so I had
Bedrock and then it updated to
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like.
Then I had it on mobile many
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years later and then Bedrock
didn't work really well so I had
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to get the Microsoft version.
Oh yeah, Microsoft version is.
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Of it all.
Garbage.
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Yeah, Java's the the main one.
Yeah, Java.
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That's what I that's what I got
when I was really young.
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Yeah, I have it on Xbox so.
Yeah.
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And you're offhand?
Yeah, I'm.
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That's when we still had a
desktop.
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Yeah, all right, the dopamine's
wearing off.
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The ADHD is kicking in.
We're going to say goodnight
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Bye, bye, bye.
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I want to get my.
Kiss dice.
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They're tiny, tiny little dice.
I have teeny tiny little dice
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too, I just don't have them.
In this bag.
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I have those and then I have a
pair of like tiny dice that
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reminds me of labradorite.
What that and you don't know?
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How bad I have?
And on that note, welcome to Nat
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I just came into you guys just
comparing dice.
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From Bath.
Oh yes, what else?
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You.
Dice goblins you.
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I.
Had.
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That it was funny.
A dice goblin like.
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Yeah, you became a dice I had a
per week quickly if you're.
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If you play D&D, not a dice
goblin, are you you're.
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Doing it wrong?
Yeah, you're doing it wrong.
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No.
Yeah, you're doing it wrong.
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So I have a 70 slot case I fully
intend on filling hell.
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Yeah.
Brother.
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Hang on for that.
All right, so before we get too
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far into discussing tonight's
session, let's have a little fun
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with Zebulon.
All right, my friend the Whisper
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Fang this week, what is your
current business valuation
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number adds.
Are you still at I?
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Believe we're still at 23. 23
OK, cool.
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All right, real quick, if you
want to go ahead, do you want to
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buy any of the additional things
for this week, Maintenance,
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insurance, extra security, extra
service?
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The usual maintenance stuff all.
Right.
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So you'll take the maintenance
and that's it, just maintenance.
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Hi Babu.
I think extra security is part
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of what we were keeping
generally, like every week.
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Sure.
OK.
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Go ahead and give take off 30
gold from your current gold
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amount please.
And then if I remember
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correctly, you have a -15 to
this business results role, is
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that correct?
I think so.
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I didn't actually.
Write it down.
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If I remember correctly, it was,
it was.
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Yeah, it was.
It was a -, 15 penalty.
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So all right, go ahead and give
me AD 100 roll please.
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We got 42.
All right, so go ahead and roll
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me one D6. 5.
All right, you made a whopping
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35 gold this this session with
your Tavern, the Whisper Fang.
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Oh boy.
Oh boy, that's.
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What I call profit.
Step 1.
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Build Tavern step. $5 five.
Gold filled with drunks.
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Profit.
Step three, profit.
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All right.
And then if you want to, go
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ahead and give me AD 100 on the
Tavern results table, see what's
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going on at your bar this week.
All.
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Right, 1212.
All right.
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A fire breaks out one night
after you close.
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Oh yes, the good news was you.
Oh no, he bought maintenance and
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security.
Yep.
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So how much gold do you have
currently?
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Oh, that alcohol is really
flammable. 577.
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Let's change that Romeo D20,
please.
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Oh, let's change that.
Save the ale.
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Please save the ale.
Heaven, Heaven.
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Yikes, that's.
All going up in flame. 140 gold
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is going to cost you in repairs.
Oh boy.
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So you're down to what, 360,
correct?
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Sorry, how much did you say?
You're down to 140.
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Hello, Miss Mabel.
Yes.
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You like the butt scratches.
I know.
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Hello.
Could be 437. 37 OK, perfect.
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All right, What?
Can I pay for the repairs out of
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my?
Gold, sure.
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If I mean you can, essentially
what will happen is Zebulon will
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pay it and then if you wish to
reimburse him, that's completely
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on you.
OK, how much was it again?
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140 gold. 100.
Yep.
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All right, so.
Thank you very much for the
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help.
All right, perfect.
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No problem.
So let's discuss tonight's
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session.
Kind of an emotional one, not
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necessarily by intent, but yeah,
said goodbye to Glave.
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And I think we saw a side of
Mimi that I don't think she's
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shown a whole lot of people.
My 3 year old kind of man.
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That she's, that she is not just
like a complete bitch.
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Yeah, she's got layers.
She got layers.
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Ogres have layers.
Like onions?
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So do cake.
Nobody ever like like.
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Onions.
Parchees have layers.
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You everybody say hey, you wanna
pray for?
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And they said hey, no, I don't
like no goddamn parfait.
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Parfaits must be the most
delicious thing on this earth.
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Oh, right, yeah.
Anyways, sorry, go ahead.
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I'll see some.
I was going to say with the the
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addition of slip, I feel like
we're getting Nero's Part 2 with
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slip like waiting for the the.
The the.
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Knife in the back.
No, not this time.
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Yeah, for real.
I still feel like slipped in the
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wrong place, just saying yeah.
I don't know.
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We're kind of, it's kind of,
we're kind of reluctant to trust
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you again, man.
You don't have to trust me, but
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you don't have a reason to not
trust Slip.
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Well, I mean after what happened
with Neros, which was relatively
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recently, and then Neros
murdered our newest party
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member.
I mean, I mean Agamem went to
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Darkseid.
Too, before he was.
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Our enemy.
Yeah.
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And then of course, we bad to.
Tell you how bad.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Hello.
Quiet.
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There we go.
So, yeah.
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And I mean, we met.
Oh, God, Joanna.
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Jesus, I almost, I almost biffed
it.
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There you go.
And she just kind of.
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More lore on that leader.
More lore on that later.
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Be in my one line.
One line of hell you're.
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Not going to.
Lie.
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Like, do you blink?
I mean, Savara definitely
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doesn't blink when they're
staring at Slip.
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But that's a good question,
baby.
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But you won't see it now when
you're looking.
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Are you best hope I don't tell
your girl?
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She probably admire too.
Stand next to me.
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Yeah, I believe just why they I
wanted to hit the wall of
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whatever we were like sneaking
into and just do the earthquake
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action on my club just to see
what it did.
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Because I mean, why not a 30
foot deep, 10 foot wide fissure
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that would mess up anything.
I just wanted to skip it and
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just start to fight.
I wanted to go to the fight for
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sure.
Yeah.
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And so again, I I'm going to
kind of challenge you guys this
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week and I guess Veronica feet
to the fire.
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Welcome aboard to plan out
exactly what you'll do.
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What I will do is I will give
you guys basically a rundown of
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what you all found and
effectively with that
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information, you will build some
form of strategy, what you want
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to do, exit strategies, entrance
strategies, how you want to look
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for Elvis Corrin, and we'll take
next session from there.
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So next session will effectively
be the final session for this
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little mini story, which we seem
to be kind of falling into
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lately.
And honestly, I, I personally
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love it.
You know, when we fall into a
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234 episode story arc because it
gives us time to not only tell
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the story and not rush things,
but it also allows us to have
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these moments where you say
goodbye to glave and we, you
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know, you split the party
momentarily to have these
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different emotional connections
with each other.
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And yeah, so.
There's more time for life to
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blossom in our world.
Yes.
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We ought to make it a story.
Yes, yes.
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Yeah, where am I?
There we go.
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It's a lot of fun, Veronica.
Welcome aboard.
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We're glad to have you.
Welcome to our welcome.
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To your own.
Little circle of hell, the
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chaos.
Goblins how to pronounce it?
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Oh sorry, the eyeballs figured
out how to pronounce it.
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It's Philippine Tarsir or
something like that.
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If I said that wrong, you can
blame Google.
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Here's a funky little GIF of it.
We're taking a look it.
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Just makes it nice.
OK, that's, that's a little
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scary.
I don't, I don't like it.
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I I don't I don't like.
It.
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Squish it.
When they're just clinging on
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the screen but like they're
they're.
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It's like.
Nocturnal, so that's a great
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because I because they're tiny
little monkeys, bro.
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He's so cute, I love him so
Adam.
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Scare people, Darkness, those
kind of eyeballs.
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Just maybe not as big.
Has anybody ever seen that
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horror movie?
What is it called?
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It's called weapons.
Have you guys seen that one, the
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one that came out just recently?
No.
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The eyeballs that look just like
that from the people that I
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possessed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's like really small.
Position.
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They're really, really small.
They got like little grubby
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hands.
They have thumbs.
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All Yeah, we're at a building
that's what I know we're hunting
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down a guy that's what I know
we'll.
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Get you some more information as
far as you know, kind of a
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little bit background what you
would know personally and kind
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of your back.
Story.
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Like I said, this was a very,
very quick, yeah.
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Those who don't know, I
literally I literally like made
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this character an hour before
started making it like an hour
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and a half before the campaign.
Yeah, yeah.
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But we're excited to have you.
But yeah, I'll get you more
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information about.
We'll get your character sheet
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and D&D beyond things like that.
I'll get you some information on
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the Oath binders Ledger, which
you'll have as well.
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And then I this.
Is the bib's.
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Facebook.
What are?
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We doing on.
Facebook on there as well, so.
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Yeah, I added you, Spencer.
Perfect.
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I'm not awake.
Who?
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Then how are you talking?
I don't know, I'm tired but.
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Perfect.
I think tonight I'm going to
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play some Baldersgate.
That sounds like a good idea.
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Minecraft come in my aldersgate
so.
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You're going to play Minecraft?
Today when we were trying to
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contact you.
Yeah, we're like, you're playing
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fucking Minecraft.
Open your phone.
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I I wasn't playing Minecraft.
I wasn't playing Minecraft.
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I was going to.
And then I realized what time it
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was and I was like, oh shit, I
got a prep.
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I don't know, man, You had that
Discord icon that said you had
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been on for like half an hour.
Yeah.
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I had it open.
Minecraft sounds fun.
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Yeah, Minecraft does sound.
Yeah, I love.
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Minecraft does sound fun but
it's like $40 on laptop and I.
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That's fair, can't be bothered.
Right now, I technically had
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like all three at one point.
Well, because when I was a kid I
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had to get it for EC, so I had
Bedrock and then it updated to
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like.
Then I had it on mobile many
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years later and then Bedrock
didn't work really well so I had
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to get the Microsoft version.
Oh yeah, Microsoft version is.
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Of it all.
Garbage.
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Yeah, Java's the the main one.
Yeah, Java.
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That's what I that's what I got
when I was really young.
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Yeah, I have it on Xbox so.
Yeah.
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And you're offhand?
Yeah, I'm.
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That's when we still had a
desktop.
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Yeah, all right, the dopamine's
wearing off.
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The ADHD is kicking in.
We're going to say goodnight
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