Jan. 2, 2026
The Toymaker's Regret Part II

In Part II of the holiday episode of Crit Happens, the party ventures deeper into a place that offers warmth without obligation and answers without certainty. As conversations replace combat and quiet choices carry real weight, the adventurers must confront what it truly means to help someone who may not want to be saved. With tension building beneath the surface, this roleplay heavy chapter explores purpose, rest, and the consequences of deciding when to stay and when to walk away.
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Last session, the holiday
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adventurers arrived to a holiday
hamlet wrapped in warmth and
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absence.
Snow fell the way stories
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promise.
Hearths glowed and songs drifted
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like the town's steady breath,
yet empty chairs and shuttered
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windows lingered in the corners
of sight.
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At Branagh Coyle's Tavern, a
single seat was kept for
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Merrick, a widower who never
missed a bowl of Stew.
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Until he did.
His friends spoke of him
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returning lighter each time,
happy and content, as though
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vanishing were a gentle mercy
rather than a wound.
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At Town hall, 1/2 elf clock with
ink stained fingers pulled a
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weathered Ledger and a pair of
maps.
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She had tracked a private
pattern.
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The 1st to go were those least
checked on.
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She named Gelvin Crick, the old
toy maker whose shop once gave
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company to the lonely.
On the older map, Crick's
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Emporium sat on East Lane.
On the new one, the shop had
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been removed as neatly as an
entry crossed out.
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Lord Crumbleton Molassica, a
gingerbread noir with a sugar
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dusted hat and a candy cane
sidearm, took the case with a
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hard promise.
Santa doesn't handle the hard
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cases.
I'm what happens after you get
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cold?
A stop at the bakery turned
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uncanny.
Millie Sandbake, served from a
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room, paused mid moment, an
ovens loaf perfectly between raw
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and done.
The timer stopped as if the air
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forgot how to tick.
Sailor.
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The Baker had finished her
morning's work, wrapped
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tomorrow's dough, and declared
she was done being kneaded
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before leaving with a relieved
smile.
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Outside, the streets bent
subtly.
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Wrong corners drifted.
Lantern light shortened, and a
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warm draft carried pine and
varnish toward an address that
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shouldn't exist.
Crick's Emporium stood ahead,
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windows, gold toys in perfect
rows, it's sign promising.
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Everyone has a purpose.
The snow stirred with motion
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that felt prepared, not hungry.
Tin choir boys rose, ribbon
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gremlins unfurled, and the alley
erupted.
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Crumbleton expanded to a
towering silhouette and opened
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with ruthless precision.
Simo stepped into the line,
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shield high as his summoned
snowman smashed into brass and
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paint.
Fiery's hand borne lightning
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seared A gremlin to stillness.
Twiggy, high on a broom, let
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fire bloom and rattle the shop's
pains.
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Indiana slid through the drift
and finished a gremlin with a
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clean shot while Amelie's arrow
and Estella's dire wolf form
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pressed the attack.
When silence returned, toys lay
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as if carefully set down, not
broken.
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A small brass gear stamped JK
glinted in the snow.
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Inside the emporium felt like a
place that had pulled out a
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chair for them hours ago.
The door clicked shut.
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Warmth pressed in, and from
deeper in the Golden Isles a
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fond and tired voice said Oh
good, you made it.
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The toy maker's regret waited
past the shelves, and with it
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the truth of where the missing
had gone and why the town felt
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relieved to let them go.
Stop, let's write this story.
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I don't need the allegory.
Please just tell me what's real.
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But nothing ever seemed to be
real.
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But she's some colors that don't
exist.
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Painting my painting
counterfeit.
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Bless every truth I knew just
starts to twist.
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Can from a calm in a world like
this.
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I've been my tongue till the
words went dry, warm, old like a
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chief disguise.
See the truth when I close my
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eyes.
The hardest part was a great
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goodbye and safety ache and
master pain.
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I've been lost inside my name.
All the mirrors look the same,
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but I don't see my face.
Face.
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Welcome back criticism to
another episode of Crit happens
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here on Spotify, iTunes,
player.fmpoddirectory.com,
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stitcher.com, TuneIn Radio,
iHeartRadio, also now on
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SiriusXM and Pandora.
Want to welcome back our holiday
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adventurers?
Say hello, adventurers.
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Hello Adventures.
Oh, hello.
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Hello Ventures.
Hello.
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Did you say I just got to ask,
did you say criticisms?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the thing we came up with
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weeks ago.
Well, I missed it in time now.
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Yeah, So you might not have been
there actually, now that I think
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about it.
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's
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something we came up with a few
weeks ago.
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And actually, I love that Archie
came up with it.
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We were, we were mulling over
nicknames because of course
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critters is taken.
And I was like, oh, we got to
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come up with something.
And just off the cuff, he's
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like, what about criticism?
And we're all like, Oh my God, I
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love that.
It's perfect.
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So we are here once again to
finish our holiday.
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We call it a one shot, but
typically it takes us 2-3
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episodes to get through.
But to our holiday session we'll
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call it.
So again, as the recap stated,
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you guys have just entered the
the Emporium, Crix Emporium and
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we left off the session with the
oh good, you're here.
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So do we have any questions
before we start?
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I don't think I ever changed out
of direwolf form and that stays
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for an hour, but I think I'm so
a wolf.
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That would be correct, yeah.
So that'll be cool.
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That'll be fun.
Cool.
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I'm still meeting.
Her people.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
Wait, yeah.
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Aren't you like 7 feet something
now?
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Quick.
That's right.
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I forget.
Yeah.
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How large?
Yeah, yeah, you're going to need
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to duck on your way in, but all
right, so the doors close behind
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you with the sound too gentle to
be a lock.
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Warmth settles in, not rushing,
not pressing, just arriving, the
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way a blanket finds its weight
after you stop adjusting it.
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The noise of the street fades,
not cut off but politely
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dismissed.
Snow light becomes window gold.
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Shadows soften the air.
Smells of pine, old wrapping
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paper, and something sweet that
never quite names itself.
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Rows of toys lined the walls,
not chaotic or crowded, each one
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placed with care, angled just
enough to be seen.
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Soldiers at rest, dolls with
folded hands.
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Animals mid stretch, caught
between motion and stillness.
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No one rushes to meet you.
A long hearth runs the length of
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the far wall, embers glowing low
and steady.
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People sit nearby.
Some talk quietly, some sip from
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mugs that steam without
thinning.
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Others simply sit, eyes closed,
breathing like they had finally
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found a place that does not ask
anything of them.
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They notice you, but they they
don't react.
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No Fear, no surprise, no relief.
Just the mild curiosity reserved
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for someone who has arrived
early or late, never on time.
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A tall figure tends the fire.
His movements are practiced,
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careful, unhurried.
He sets the fire poker down,
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straightens and smiles the way
someone does when guests finally
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find their way in from the cold.
Oh.
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He says, voice fond and worn
thin in places.
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Good, you made it.
He gestures, open handed,
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towards the warmth.
Please sit, there's time.
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You telling me what to do?
No, not at all.
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It's just there's, there is room
for everyone.
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So there's like a fireplace.
Yeah, you think of it kind of
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like if you any of you have been
to like a ski resort or like a
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ski hill, you know, like there's
like the inside, there's just
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everybody's huddled around the
fire and, you know, drinking
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coffee or a warm.
So in order to get to the
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fireplace, do I have to like
pass by him?
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Yeah, you would be, you would be
kind of centered around the, you
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know, the other patrons there.
I mean, you would be centered,
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but you would absolutely be
around them.
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OK, well, I mean, I'd like to
kind of in my wolf form still
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just take a little sniffer
around, you know, and make my
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way towards the fire.
But I would definitely like to
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just, I don't know why I would
like to go past him and sniff.
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Sure.
I mean, you know, this is not
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the first time I've asked for a
role for Sniff in this camp or
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in this this podcast.
So what the hell, give me a I'll
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call it an investigation check.
OK, Oh, how's A9?
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With a nine there's.
Have extra yeah.
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With a nine, I mean, there's
nothing out of the ordinary that
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catches your sniffer.
You you smell the you know what
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you would expect the smell.
Oh, I have keen hearing and
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smell so I have advantage on
perception checks.
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I'll let you.
I'll let you roll advantage
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again.
OK, come on.
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Worse.
I got an 8.
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Perfect.
So with the 8 and the nine, you,
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you smell exactly what you would
expect to smell, you know, with
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a fire going and people kind of
having their own hot drinks and
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you know, the the standard
holiday smells of, you know,
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again, pine, peppermint, hot
chocolate, you know, things
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along those natures.
Like a whiny type thing and
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shrug and I'm going to go like
curl up in front of the fire and
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like, look around and observe.
Sure.
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Yeah, I mean you'll hello curl
up in front of the fire and the
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patrons around you don't seem to
be reacting.
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They it's just another day at
the office for them.
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Patty, you were asking if there
were baked goods.
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Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah.
Awesome.
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You know, think of this place as
a, we'll call it a welcome hall
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of sorts.
You know, it's, you know, think
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if you were to walk into a
potluck that you weren't
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expecting to walk into, There's
people huddled or you know,
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people are around eating food,
drinking drinks, having some,
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you know, conversations at the
fire, although the conversations
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that are occurring here aren't
very prevalent almost, you know,
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sometimes they're talking to
themselves or they're, you know,
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with a hushed whisper, kind of
whispering to each other, but
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nothing about anything.
We'll call it stressful.
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Emily's going to look at the guy
and be, like you said, time.
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Time for.
What exactly?
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There's always time to to warm
up and sit where you'd like and
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just enjoy yourself.
Is that a baking joke warm up?
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It was not meant to such my
friend.
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Emily's going to kind of like
slip by this guy and she's going
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to sit next to the fire and open
a book that has a sprig of
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mistletoe as a bookmark, and
she's just going to kind of lean
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back and read.
OK.
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I'll take a listen to the
conversations that are going on.
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Yeah, same.
Sure.
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Also, can I go cuddle up to
Amelie?
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Sure, what the hell.
Yay.
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You're under the mistletoe
though.
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Oh shit, I'll give her a lick.
Thank you, I still appreciate
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the texture of your tongue on my
cheek.
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The.
Texture of your tongue.
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What a compliment.
What a sentence.
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Holy crap.
I'm going to for no reason.
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I'm just going to hit the marker
key and I'll do the audition for
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that one.
All right?
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Jesus.
OK, so anybody that wants to
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listen for conversations can go
ahead and give me a perception
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check or they can take their
passive if you wish.
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Do I do the set advantage?
Keen hearing, I will say yes.
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Yep.
I'm a 25.
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OK. 15. 24.
Got a dirty 20?
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Is a 3020. 3020 all.
Right.
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So everybody that rolled above a
12, which I think is everyone,
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the conversations that you are
hearing between these patrons,
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again, some of them are even
talking just a little bit to
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themselves.
Otherwise they're not really
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speaking at all.
They're just enjoying the
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atmosphere.
The conversations that you do
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hear aren't anything that
worrisome are important.
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They're more just kind of
talking about things that they
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enjoy in their lives and, you
know, their family members and
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kind of talk with each other
about how good it feels to kind
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of relax.
I want to go up to the ones that
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are having a conversation about
family.
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Oh boy.
OK, sure.
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So you'll walk up to there's a
couple different, there's a an
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older gentleman and there's also
an older woman.
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You know, they're kind of
converse, you know, conversing
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with each other.
Sure them then.
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Say again sorry.
Said them then.
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Yes.
That's that's who I'll go up to,
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OK.
You'll so you'll.
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Are you still in large form?
Yeah, I'll, I'll be medium.
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OK.
So just standard, standard
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height, you just walk up to them
and you'll just stand there.
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I'll say that's a pretty nice
conversation you're having.
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I I had a family once till they
were eaten.
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Now, I don't suppose you ever
had a cookie or two in your
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life, have you?
The, the, they're not a couple,
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but the couple will, they'll
kind of glance at each other and
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smile, look up at you and says,
my goodness, I mean cookies,
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especially during the holiday
season or one of the best treats
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that you can get, especially
down at the bakery with, with
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the, the, you know, the Baker we
love, we love the cookies here.
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Going to unholster my candy cane
pistol and just kind of like
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slap my hand on the table with
it under my hand and say when's
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the last time you had a
gingerbread?
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Give me give me a give me an
intimidation check with
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disadvantage that.
Is a 1717.
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OK.
Oh, disadvantage.
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Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, that is a, that is a
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14. 14 OK, well, the 14 they
will, you know, kind of look at
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your candy cane pistol, kind of
look at each other and they're
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the smile starts to fade just a
tad when you when you kind of
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bang your hands on the table
with the pistol and say how many
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gingerbreads have you eaten in
your life?
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You kind of hear from the far
end of the room by the by the
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fire.
You say you you don't need to do
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that here.
No one you can put that down.
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It's it's all right some.
It is down, can't you see?
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Please, there's there's no need
for hostility here.
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Fighting is usually the last
thing people are ready to let go
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of.
Well, if it's the last thing
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they're willing to let go of,
then it's the first thing
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they're willing to do.
I I must ask that you put that
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away.
There's there's no need for
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hostility.
I'll pick it up and I'll just
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hold it in my hand at my side.
I'll turn around and walk away.
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And as I'm walking away under my
breath, I'll say gingerbread
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eating sons of bitches.
OK, what's everybody else doing?
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What did did I hear?
Anything interesting from the
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perception?
Just like trying to listen in on
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conversations around us.
Yeah, yeah.
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So yeah, everybody that rolled.
First of all, hello, Buggy.
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You are the most handsome boy in
the universe.
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Audio listeners, we love you to
death.
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Discord is we're being shown a
dog.
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Hello, Finnegan.
Thanks for making your
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appearance on Critical.
Critical happens today.
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You are a good boy.
Spencer almost got us cancelled.
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OK, so to answer your question,
no, I mean nothing that you
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wouldn't expect.
I would say nothing out of the
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ordinary.
You know, like I said, they're
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talking about family, they're
talking about relaxation,
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letting go of of stress and
things that are bothering them.
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Nothing.
Like I said, nothing necessarily
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out of place.
Well, wasn't this like a toy
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shop slash factory?
Are you, are you asking me that?
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Are you asking me that out of
game?
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Well, I don't know how I'd ask
you in game.
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Well, I I didn't know if you
were asking 1.
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Of the what part?
Bark, Bark wolf.
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I guess.
Yeah, OK.
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Yeah, you're right.
You're still in wolf form.
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So it more come like a ger.
Uh huh.
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Well, because I just, I thought
last session where we ended was
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fighting outside the like
factory or toy shop and that's
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what we went inside and now it's
like this resorty type thing.
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Yeah, I mean, I tell you what.
Give me give me an insight
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check.
OK.
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OK.
I get the sense we're in more of
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a lobby.
Which is 12 first.
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Room.
You said 12, OK, With a 12, I
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mean, there's not necessarily
anything on the door or the sign
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that says that this is
exclusively a toy shop.
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It just says Crick's Emporium.
Huh.
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OK, interesting.
Noted.
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Indiana's going to find a table
and like, try and make herself
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make herself at home with
whoever's whatever table she
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randomly picks and try and see
if she can grab some snacks.
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OK, yeah, tell you what, give me
a Dexterity check to check to
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check for grabbing snacks.
I'm feeling feisty tonight.
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You get 3 cookies.
You.
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Had it.
All those bad rolls 6. 6 you you
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successfully grab one cookie,
but as you go for the second
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cookie, you kind of accidentally
knock it off the table.
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Wait, can I get it?
Give me a.
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Give me a precise.
Rule.
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I'm gonna dive and go 5 second
rule.
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Oh boy, I'll tell you what.
Give me, give me, give me
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competing Dexterity checks.
We'll just call it a straight
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Dexterity check.
What is this dex?
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OK.
Plus 41.
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Did you say 40?
21.
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OK, well, I got 12, so I'm not
very good in my wolf form, by
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the way, but I'm enthusiastic.
By the way, great song by Rush
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2112.
OK, yeah, Patty.
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Well, you'll absolutely pick up
the cookie 1st.
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And as you pick up the cookie
and begin to eat it, you see
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this wolf just coming, just
ready to pounce, trying to grab
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the cookie, and she misses.
I get sad.
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I'm going to like, taunt her a
little bit with it, like, oh,
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it's so good.
And then eventually like break
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off a piece and throw it down to
her, OK.
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And as you guys take that in,
the warmth around you is
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settling in again, and somebody
nearby kind of exhales like
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they've been holding in their
breath of a long time.
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What?
Wait, where someone's holding in
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their breath?
No, somebody exhaled like they
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were holding in their breath.
Right, like they were holding in
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their breath.
Where'd it come from themselves?
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00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,400
Where?
Oh, there's, there's people all
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around you remember?
But I it was, but I can't tell
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who.
No.
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00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,800
Huh.
Who did that?
357
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,120
Who?
Breathed.
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Which one of you exhaled like
that?
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It was who?
Breathed.
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00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,520
Are you?
Are you saying that to me?
361
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,080
Like are you saying in circles?
Are you saying that with your
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gun?
Yeah, I pick it up just like
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pointing straight out.
Give me an intimidation check.
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Matt, 20.
Jesus.
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00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,880
Christ, Oh my God.
It's the only check 20 I rolled
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like making them.
Crumble.
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00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,840
Where's the?
Cookie got riz.
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00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:05,360
I have questions.
Jesus for the natural point.
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00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,680
Something suspicious in here and
one of you is going to tell me
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what's going on.
And you hear.
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00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:18,440
Baked I will have more riz.
Yeah, you hear or you see, you
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00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,360
know, a woman stirring, you
know, her mug answer is kind of
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without looking up, she goes, I
did.
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00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,440
And she kind of gestures vaguely
towards the the hearth and says
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the fire does that to people.
You can, you can put that down,
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dear.
No one's sneaking.
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00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:43,840
I'm not a people.
The fire does that to everyone.
378
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,600
What do you mean the fire?
Emily's going to say, and she
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looks over her book at this
lady.
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Say it again.
You, you're kind of cut out.
381
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,280
What do you mean the fire?
Emily is going to kind of look
382
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over her book at this lady.
I mean she she again kind of
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does like the have you ever seen
that that Tik Toker, I forget
384
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,240
his name, Kabe Lami.
I think his name is where he
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00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,440
puts his hand up and he points
at something with both of his
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hands.
Like she kind of like gestures
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towards the fire a little bit
more and she's like this, the
388
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fire it, it brings out something
in people that they don't
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necessarily know is there.
As this is going on, I'm going
390
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to be loading my my weapon with
a different type of of candy
391
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cane ammunition.
OK.
392
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,680
I'm sniffing the fire.
What the My spells, never mind.
393
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,600
My ears perk up and I go and I'm
just like looking around very
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alertly.
Your character doesn't hear
395
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,200
that, by the way.
Oh no.
396
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:10,520
Oh, then I'm sniffing a fire.
Would any of us hear that?
397
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,040
All all of so that noise is for
out of game purposes.
398
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,440
I can't really tell you what it
is, OK, but just know that that
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00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,880
nose is not necessarily a good
thing.
400
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
Oh.
Love that for us.
401
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,520
I'm going to, I'm going to
unload my gun into the into the
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hearth, the fireplace.
Where I'm standing in front of.
403
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,560
Using my frostbite cane.
OK, let me let me understand
404
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,840
this correctly.
You are putting ammunition into
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a fire.
No, I'm putting frostbite cane
406
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:56,840
into a fire Sugar ice hard and
spiked that deals cold damage
407
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,960
and leaves in its place a 10
foot radius of difficult ice
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terrain.
OK, when you I'm putting the
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fire out, sure.
When you empty your ammunition
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into this fire, the frostbite
cane.
411
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,600
Can I say empty?
I mean, shooting, I'm shooting
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it.
I'm emptying my gun into it,
413
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,400
unloading it, emptying it,
right, You know?
414
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,240
I I thought you were saying.
Bang Bang, Bang, Bang Bang.
415
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Do the smart thing and not do
the gun thing.
416
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:42,040
Jesus Christ, someone.
Does.
417
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And run as you begin to fire
this gun into the into the fire,
418
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,720
the shots kind of crack through
the entire room, sharp and
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completely out of place.
The flame butters embers are
420
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scattering and then the fire
settles again just continuing
421
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,760
the bullets and the the
frostbite gun.
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What was it?
Frostbite cane just vanish into
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the coals without any spark,
smoke, any change.
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00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,960
The warmth remains unchanged,
steady as a breath.
425
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,520
And that there's a magic fire,
y'all.
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00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,560
After a moment, one of the
patrons near the hearth kind of
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murmurs, almost kindly, and it
says it doesn't mind you talk.
428
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,960
Like it's living.
Sorry, it the fire.
429
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:45,160
Eyes are very wide now, both
from fear of being shot at and
430
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,200
that statement.
Fear of being shot?
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00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,880
Which one are you fearful more
of?
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00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,920
I'm going to be honest, probably
the shot at because I was just
433
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,080
in front of that fire like.
I'm a real good shot.
434
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Actually, you weren't.
You were back by the table with
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I.
Had gone up to go take a sniff,
436
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,600
Sir, I had said that right
before.
437
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,800
Oh, did you?
I I missed that, but OK.
438
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,320
OK.
Yeah.
439
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,720
So your your eyes are like shot
up to the sky and you almost
440
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,360
have like red eyes, like you're
scared to death.
441
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,360
Yep, there's a little shaking
wine going on here.
442
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,640
Magic fire.
I can tell, can feel it can
443
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,120
feel.
It was that before or after you
444
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:40,160
shot at it?
Well, I knew after I shot it.
445
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,000
Wouldn't have known without the
shooting.
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00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:49,600
You're welcome.
Oh, sure, Indiana's going to
447
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,360
finish her cookie off and like,
dust off the crumbs and she's
448
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,080
going to walk over to the
gentleman we first kind of met
449
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,200
and be like, you know, I'm
sorry, I don't know where my
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manners are.
I mean Deanna Stones, I'd love
451
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:13,920
to know who my host is.
And as you walk up to the
452
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:20,680
gentleman, the echo of the last
shot is still kind of ringing in
453
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,280
the air.
For a moment, nobody's really
454
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:29,600
speaking.
And you then walk up to the
455
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:37,920
individual and as you are
introducing yourself, he's kind
456
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,760
of looking side eye at Lord
Crumbleton.
457
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,880
He almost gives like a long
measured look, not judgmental,
458
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,760
but more familiar.
And he shakes Indiana.
459
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,480
He shakes your hand and says,
I'm pine.
460
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,080
And he looks over as he's
shaking your hand at Lord
461
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:59,160
Crumbleton and goes, usually
people try yelling first.
462
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:04,600
Gums come a little bit later.
And he turns back to you,
463
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,920
Indiana, and says, I help keep
things moving when folks arrive.
464
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,200
And again, looks over at Lord
Crumbleton and says loudly.
465
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,480
And he glances at the fire and
then back at Lord Crumbleton and
466
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,360
says, are you done testing it?
Guns come later.
467
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:28,640
Is that a threat?
He raises his gun a little bit,
468
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,600
not at him, but like in front of
his feet, kinda.
469
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,560
He kind of nods at you once,
like he was expecting that
470
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,240
answer, and he goes.
Fair that that won't work,
471
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,120
though.
Nothing here does if if you're
472
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:54,240
trying to scare it.
I don't need to scare, I just
473
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,680
need to kill.
Killing is not necessary here.
474
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Is it necessary for someone to
have created a 7 foot
475
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,120
gingerbread cookie?
That can talk and shoot.
476
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,000
Is it necessary for me to drink
my own urine?
477
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,800
No, but I do it anyway because
it's sterile and I like the
478
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,680
taste.
For the players in my lobby
479
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,320
right now that have no idea what
I'm talking about, I'm
480
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:25,280
referencing dodgeball.
Oh yeah, I felt you.
481
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,160
Can dodge a wrench.
You can dodge a ball.
482
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,640
Punk.
Still one of my favorite movies
483
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,600
anyway.
Yeah.
484
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,760
So again, he he feels 0
intimidation.
485
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,120
You know, he's 100% not fearful
of anything.
486
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,360
You speak about the fire as if
it's living, as if it has its
487
00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,760
own consciousness.
Why is that?
488
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,440
Say again, you were kind of
cutting out again.
489
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,680
What was that last part you
said?
490
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,960
I hate this phone sometimes, I
said.
491
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,320
You speak about the fire as if
it has its own consciousness.
492
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:22,239
Why is that?
Well, I mean, the fire itself
493
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:31,880
represents warmth and happiness
it but it it doesn't choose to
494
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,920
have a conscience.
And there's a small beat and he
495
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,800
says it holds what people give
it.
496
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,400
High 5.
He'll immediately just give you
497
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,080
1 back.
Nice and soft though, because
498
00:34:51,080 --> 00:35:00,950
you are a cookie.
What the hell, right?
499
00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:05,990
Fire and I are friends.
Oh I'm sorry, were you were you
500
00:35:05,990 --> 00:35:11,160
giving the fire a high 5?
I apologize, you said it holds
501
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,320
on to what it's given so I gave
it a high.
502
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,960
Pine, I apologize.
I thought you were talking about
503
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,920
pine.
You just for a moment just stick
504
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,160
your hand in the fire and you
have just a small singe on your
505
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,760
on your, you know, your hand.
It smells a little bit like
506
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,600
burnt cookie.
Under Why suspicious?
507
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:40,200
Give me an insight check.
That one.
508
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,080
It's definitely not you.
Something smells like burnt.
509
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,320
Cookie in here.
Somebody in this room farted and
510
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:52,280
it smells like burnt cookie.
Just like cock, my head is
511
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,160
cocked to the side this staring
at this damn cookie man.
512
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,400
You're like, I'm so hungry.
A little bit, but also still
513
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,960
petrified, like he just shot at
me.
514
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,600
I don't think he's got all the
parts in his brain.
515
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960
He is a cookie.
Are you sure he even has a
516
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:28,520
brain?
No, and as as Lord Crumbleton is
517
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:34,680
burning himself and Estella is
about ready to start just like.
518
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,560
She's having a mental break.
Indiscriminately killing people.
519
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,760
Pine kind of looks all at all of
you.
520
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,120
He saw all of you enter with
each other and says, just so you
521
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,120
know, nothing you've done so far
disqualifies you from being
522
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:58,800
here.
Disqualifies us as if this is a
523
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,840
competition.
No, no.
524
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,360
Disqualifies you just from being
here, from being in this place
525
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,960
and being in this, you know, in
this building.
526
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:14,800
You know this building
represents happiness and the
527
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,840
ability to let go.
How come this place isn't on the
528
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:27,320
map anymore?
Well, that depends on your your
529
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,560
answer to this question.
You know, most people start with
530
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:40,040
letting go of just very easy
things, but everyone has their
531
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,920
stressors in life and has their
attention.
532
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,240
What?
What would you let go of?
533
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:57,920
I'm a living cookie.
I've been around for four days
534
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:03,640
and I'm pissed off, so I suppose
maybe I'd give up a little bit
535
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:10,040
of the anchor.
Any kind of gestures to the rest
536
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:15,120
of you as almost like to
represent, you know, what about
537
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:26,440
you?
Simo's definitely feeling a
538
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:31,320
little Grinch like with all of
this warm familial atmosphere
539
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,720
and holiday spirit.
That's not Simo's vibe, but he
540
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,720
might give it a chance.
He can give up his miserliness.
541
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,120
I'm sorry I zoned out for a
second there.
542
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,600
What was the question?
Question is what would you give
543
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,320
up essentially?
For what?
544
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,280
What would you let go?
Stressors in life to.
545
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,840
Ease your mind.
Right to clear your head.
546
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,760
All right, now it'd be this
cookie.
547
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,040
The cookie stresses you.
Yeah, it shot at me.
548
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,520
But she said it like this girl.
Woof woof rah.
549
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:17,680
Literally I put more of a wine
honestly like I I I'm I'm
550
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,040
shaking it just to smidgens.
Yeah, yeah.
551
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,960
You'll look at Lord Crumbleton
and just kind of let out that
552
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,480
stereotypical wine, like I'm
afraid of it.
553
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,760
Want to say I think she likes me
and I'll go pat her.
554
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,080
I'll pat her on the head one
time.
555
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,960
Like my head is like, my head is
going into my shoulders.
556
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,120
The more you pat.
Like I'm like, you know, like
557
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
you're touching me.
Yeah, I tell you what.
558
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:47,840
I tell you what.
Give me a SO give me an insight
559
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,240
check.
OK, don't.
560
00:39:54,850 --> 00:40:01,970
Worry little puppy, I won't let
anybody hurt you. 12. 12 Yeah,
561
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:06,130
you're kind of indifferent.
Not necessarily like you're
562
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:10,010
about to shit your drawers, but
also not like, you know, stop
563
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:24,480
fucking touching me.
Brenna Nope, here I am.
564
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:37,280
The dawn of the third day.
Hold up, hold up.
565
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,000
Do we hear that?
No, we didn't hear it the first
566
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,480
time either.
And we definitely didn't hear it
567
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,000
this time.
Not in game, no.
568
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,870
No.
All right, Sir, how exactly do
569
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:02,910
we let go anger and holiday
resentment?
570
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,550
Well, I mean, I said.
It and I don't feel like it
571
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,270
happened.
What's the trick?
572
00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:12,070
I mean, well, he and he kind of
has like an almost like an
573
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:16,400
apologetic smile and he kind of
gestures deeper into the shop
574
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,720
where the aisles are narrow and
lights kind of softening.
575
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,840
And he goes, depends.
Most people start with the
576
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,320
wardrobes.
Some skip ahead.
577
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,920
A few just sit until they're
ready.
578
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:36,200
He kind of looks at all of you
as a whole and he goes, all of
579
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,320
you don't strike me as the
sitting type.
580
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,000
Ready for what exactly?
What lies at the end of this?
581
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:59,720
Truth, happiness, stress free,
you, Everybody has their their
582
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,320
answer to that question.
But in order to answer said
583
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:09,120
question, you must understand
what this shop is and what this
584
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:16,520
place is.
Mine, Sharon.
585
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,840
That's not my story to tell.
Whose story is?
586
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:36,440
Well, that would be.
Yours I'm not too interested in
587
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:42,600
telling stories.
I think I've had about as much
588
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,200
of these riddles as I can take.
I'm going to go check out those
589
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,480
wardrobes.
I'm not sure Simo's ever heard
590
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,040
of a wardrobe before.
You've never been to Narnia.
591
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,880
What the hell?
He's a Yeti.
592
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,000
He's a.
Yeti.
593
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,840
He's a Yeti.
What's the guy's name is Crick?
594
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,200
Is that who we're supposed to?
It's Crick's Emporium.
595
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,800
What's the guy's name from the
Tavern?
596
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:11,000
The one we're talking to.
Rick, are you?
597
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,600
Who's the miss?
What's the name of the missing
598
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,640
guy?
Merrick.
599
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,680
Merrick.
And Stella, Stella the Baker and
600
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,840
Merrick.
OK, where's Stella and Merrick?
601
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,280
We don't know each other by
names per SE.
602
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,120
We know each other from
experiences and.
603
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:40,800
Where's the Baker then?
The Baker is here with the rest
604
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,960
of us.
Yeah, where?
605
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:49,960
He kind of points to right over
there and you see the Baker just
606
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:55,080
kind of sitting there smiling,
enjoying a cup of hot chocolate,
607
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:04,320
you know, a cookie, a fresh bun.
Damn cookies and I'm not
608
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:12,080
supposed to be pissed off.
Well, I say we get her out of
609
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,680
here.
We need Merrick too.
610
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,600
But all these people, what are
they doing here?
611
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,880
The people that are here are all
here for the same reason, you
612
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:38,240
know, the the ability to let go
of life's miseries and stressors
613
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,520
in life and just to have a happy
life.
614
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,280
Did they forget them entirely?
They forget what they want to
615
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,520
forget.
But that's life.
616
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,480
Misery comes with a living.
I'll fetch up a female.
617
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,200
I'll go check out those
wardrobes too.
618
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,840
OK.
Excuse myself and go to Stella
619
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,720
where she was pointed out and go
try and talk to her.
620
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:26,770
OK, so you'll just got to walk
up and she'll just kind of smile
621
00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:33,450
kindly at you.
Indiana Scones offers her hand
622
00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:35,730
out to shake and says, I'm
Indiana Scones.
623
00:45:35,730 --> 00:45:37,810
I hear you're you're Stella the
Baker.
624
00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:47,520
Yes, I'm I'm Stella.
Does she try to shake hands or
625
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,320
no?
Oh yeah?
626
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,600
She happily shakes your hand.
All.
627
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,960
Right.
Do you mind if I sit?
628
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,080
Go right ahead, she sits.
Down and kind of straights out
629
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,240
her outfit and says I just had
some of your delicious wares at
630
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:06,600
your bakery, but people said you
went missing.
631
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,280
Are you all right?
Oh dear, I'm fine.
632
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,760
I I wouldn't consider it
missing.
633
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,960
I feel more at home here than
anywhere.
634
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:21,560
Else.
But what about your family?
635
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,160
What about the bakery you left
loaves in the oven?
636
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:33,400
The bakery and home, that's
where I worked, this place.
637
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,080
And she gestures to the you
know, the room that you're in
638
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,800
currently.
This place is where I stopped.
639
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,080
She kind of glances at her
folded apron on the on the
640
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,040
table.
She says.
641
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:52,000
I didn't come here to nap.
Sorry, she didn't come here.
642
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,240
To what?
Nap.
643
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:01,520
Nap.
OK, So what did you come here
644
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:12,840
for then?
I've spent my whole life setting
645
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:19,600
timers, kneading dough, helping
everyone that I could.
646
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:28,040
I know what I owe people.
I've just finished paying my
647
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:40,680
responsibility.
So what will you do here then?
648
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:48,880
Well, here I'm happy I'm I'm not
about to go and start another
649
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,720
timer, she says.
That kind of is like a more of a
650
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,520
euphemism than the actual
meaning of the word timer.
651
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:16,350
Give me an insight check.
Yep, it'll be a dirty 20.
652
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:20,190
Is a dirty 20.
You're able to see with a dirty
653
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:27,440
20 that she means every single
word of what she's saying.
654
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:39,480
You kind of get the the feeling
that she's not missing in her
655
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:51,380
eyes, she is more home.
So you don't miss anyone from
656
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:54,380
your life before.
Well, of course your.
657
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:55,660
Family.
Your rough ones.
658
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:06,880
You know, I know they missed me,
I know they miss me, but they
659
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:15,560
would understand why I've come
to this wonderful place.
660
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:27,080
Are you here to die?
Not per SE, more of I'm here to
661
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,040
let go of a life that was
draining and demanding.
662
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:39,360
And I was asked very, I was
asked of a lot.
663
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,440
But you brought undeniably such
joy to the the people around you
664
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:51,080
with your baked goods.
And surely the people who you
665
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,200
cared for, who care for you
still are missing.
666
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,480
You are are wanting you and
wishing for you to be there.
667
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,120
Do you expect them to join you
here?
668
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:12,880
And she kind of takes a moment
after that question and she
669
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:23,160
says, I, I hope they don't
follow me here because if they
670
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,000
ever wanted to come here, I
would want it to be because they
671
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,280
chose to come, not because I, I
made it look easy.
672
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,200
She kind of tilts her head
slightly at you and says, you,
673
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:42,600
you don't bring family here.
You come when you've already
674
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:54,240
loved them enough.
Could you leave of your own
675
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,360
volition or is this a forever
space?
676
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,240
I could absolutely leave anytime
I wish, but why would I leave
677
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:06,680
this place that brings me
nothing but joy and there's
678
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:20,120
nothing to worry me?
Except the pain and and lost
679
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,320
you're causing the people you've
left behind.
680
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:34,520
And if if they truly understand
who I am, and if they, as you
681
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,840
say, truly love me, they would
understand my decision.
682
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,760
Indiana kind of gives us creeped
outlook and she backs away, OK.
683
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,640
You're you're back your way
completely like leaving.
684
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,080
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
685
00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:07,800
OK, first time.
Are you joining everybody else?
686
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,080
Go heading towards the
wardrobes.
687
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:19,840
OK, OK, so as you are leaving
this welcoming area, the warmth
688
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,440
doesn't follow you so much as it
almost allows you to leave.
689
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,720
As you step away from the
hearth, the hum beneath the
690
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,360
floor shifts.
Not louder, just a little bit
691
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,600
closer, like a thought you've
almost remembered.
692
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:41,560
The air changes first, less of a
pine smell and more of a linen
693
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,720
and old paper lavender pressed
thin.
694
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:49,240
By time the light begins to
narrow, the shelves give way to
695
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:53,120
tall wooden frames lining a
quiet corridor.
696
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,240
Wardrobes, each one standing
open just enough to be inviting,
697
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,920
their interiors draped with soft
fabric, velvet or wood cotton,
698
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,600
worn smooth by hands that knew
them well.
699
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Mirrors are set between them,
not polished for vanity, but
700
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,880
just angled and observant.
They catch you from the side,
701
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,880
from behind, from moments you
weren't watching yourselves
702
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,560
inside.
The wardrobes are not clothes.
703
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:32,960
They are more versions.
Outfits neatly arranged, tools
704
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,520
set just where muscle memory
would reach.
705
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Coats worn thin at the
shoulders, aprons folded clean,
706
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:45,640
uniforms pressed and ready.
Lives almost simplified.
707
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,880
No one's blocking your path, but
no one's urging you forward.
708
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,400
Pine's voice kind of drifts
after you, not following, but
709
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,800
just drifting after you.
Most people slow down here.
710
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:15,240
Please take your time.
I'd be inspecting a couple of
711
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:19,720
these closely and kind of like
recoiling at how fancy and
712
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,880
proper they are.
I don't think that's for me.
713
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,160
So you're inspecting the the
wardrobes as kind of a whole,
714
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,640
correct?
Yeah, like one at a time.
715
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,880
Just kind of like looking at the
setup inside each of them and
716
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,160
being like meh.
Can I look through pockets for
717
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,400
cookies and snacks?
We'll come back to that in a
718
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,880
minute.
Dang it.
719
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,840
As Simo as you step closer, the
air kind of surrounding the
720
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,720
wardrobe begins to change.
It's not colder, but more still,
721
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,800
the fabric inside the nearest
wardrobe stirs not from wind,
722
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,160
but more recognition.
The mirror beside it adjusts its
723
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:04,280
angle with a soft, almost polite
Creek, catching your reflection
724
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:11,880
kind of at a slant.
And how do I look?
725
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,200
Are you going to look in the
mirror?
726
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,000
I'm going to look in the mirror.
OK, for just a moment it doesn't
727
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:21,640
reflect what you are wearing and
what you look like now.
728
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:27,120
It reflects a version of you
that looks almost finished.
729
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,360
Your armor.
What kind of armor are you
730
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,600
wearing currently?
Leather armor.
731
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,600
So leather, OK, And you're
holding like a shield or a
732
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,880
sword, correct?
Yeah, shield in the short sword.
733
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,880
Your armor is much simpler but
maintained, no longer polished
734
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,920
for inspection.
However, your shield is resting
735
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,440
against a wall instead of at
your arm.
736
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,840
Your posture is much more
relaxed in a way that suggests
737
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:00,960
nothing is coming next inside
the wardrobe.
738
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,720
Where's the fun in that?
Inside the wardrobe as you
739
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,360
inspected further.
Give me an investigation check.
740
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:24,040
17 Inside the wardrobe arranged
in very careful precision as you
741
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,680
look into this mirror kind of
angles down so you can see the
742
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:33,320
the wardrobe as a whole.
You you see your gear cleaned
743
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,840
and stored rather than carried,
your boots placed side by side,
744
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,720
scuffled but repaired, your
shield properly maintained,
745
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:46,320
leaning against the ward, the
inside of the wardrobe and a
746
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,000
cloak folded neatly, worn thin
at the collar.
747
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,920
Everything is ready for someone
who has stopped standing watch.
748
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,600
And what was your investigation?
You said 15, correct 1717.
749
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,240
My apologies.
A small tag is hanging from the
750
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,240
inside with a from a hanger with
no name.
751
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,120
Interesting.
I guess I would pull the tag
752
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,040
closer and inspect.
Sure, there's really nothing
753
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,720
like nothing on this tag.
Yeah, I mean, I'll use your 17
754
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,280
roll on the tag.
It's just a single word written
755
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,720
very plainly.
It says reliable.
756
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,600
I do like the sound of that.
Yeah, the the warmth here now is
757
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,400
gentler than it was at the
hearth.
758
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,600
It's closer, almost more
personal.
759
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,760
You don't feel all of a sudden
for the first time for justice
760
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,680
split moment.
You don't feel any sort of pull
761
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,200
towards any danger.
You don't feel compulsion.
762
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:02,600
You only get the sense that this
version of you would be enough.
763
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,520
So what does?
What do you do?
764
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,880
Seems to me we're here to figure
out what's going on, right?
765
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,400
What better way than to immerse
yourself, take in the sights,
766
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,240
try out the activities.
This cloak looks pretty nice.
767
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,880
Let's try it on.
OK, so as you touch the the
768
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,800
clothing, the fabric is warm,
not magically so much as just
769
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,920
used.
When you pull your hand back
770
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,080
from touching the you said the
cloak that you were touching,
771
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,680
correct?
Yeah.
772
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,240
OK.
When you pull your hand back,
773
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,800
the the fingers, your fingers
kind of tingle slightly like
774
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,480
they do after setting something
heavy down.
775
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:50,600
For the first time in a long
time, I'm going to send you
776
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,280
something in DMS that you can
use as a little bit of a
777
00:58:55,280 --> 00:59:02,920
whisper.
Sounds good.
778
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:13,400
OK, what does everyone else do?
I'm searching pockets.
779
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,200
I'm gonna ask, you know, what
the hell he's doing.
780
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,080
I I don't, I don't think this is
a good place to be.
781
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,360
I think they're trying to kill
people or something else.
782
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,160
I don't know.
But it's not good.
783
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,760
Why are you putting that stuff
on?
784
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,160
I'm skeptical, but I haven't
seen anything too nefarious yet.
785
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,560
I've seen cookies and a warm
fire.
786
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:43,040
People who are happy.
They are, but they're giving up
787
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,400
their lives entirely.
They're leaving behind everyone
788
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,760
they love and care about.
That doesn't seem entirely
789
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,440
innocuous to me.
It's suspicious, to be sure.
790
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,200
I'm remaining skeptical.
Don't worry about me.
791
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,760
Well, we're here to figure out
what's going on, right?
792
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,560
So let's let's Estella go
through hockets with cookies.
793
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:18,720
Give me So as you're kind of
searching through the pockets,
794
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,120
you're kind of running your
fingers along the pockets.
795
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:29,080
The fabric gives easy, well
worn, softened by years of use.
796
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,600
Whoever owned the the clothing
in the wardrobe that you're
797
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,240
looking through didn't carry
much.
798
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:45,320
Whoever owned Inside this pocket
you find one small, ordinary
799
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,720
thing, a single scrap of paper
folded and unfolded so many
800
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,240
times the creases have lost
their edge.
801
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,000
It isn't the letter, it isn't
the spell.
802
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,520
It's a list.
Not long, not dramatic.
803
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,200
It says bread on Tuesdays.
Mend the hem, check the latch
804
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,640
before bed.
And at the bottom, kind of
805
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,400
written more lightly than the
rest, it says remember to rest.
806
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,040
Remember to rest.
Who has to remember to rest?
807
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,080
I'm assuming I'm out of dog form
now.
808
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,960
Yeah.
Well, we'll, we'll say at this
809
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,520
point you're on a talk form.
So what would you do with the
810
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,400
paper?
Well, I'm going to hold on to
811
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,880
it, OK, But I'm also, I'm going
to like, I'm going to turn to
812
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,880
everybody and be like, do you
guys have to remind yourself to
813
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:41,970
rest?
Occasionally Indiana cash drugs
814
01:01:41,970 --> 01:01:44,930
and so I, I suppose I get a
little bit of tunnel vision
815
01:01:44,930 --> 01:01:50,490
sometimes about following what
I'm going after, but on a rare
816
01:01:50,490 --> 01:01:55,360
occasion, yes.
So, and this definitely seems
817
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,880
like a note that was probably
written to themselves, right?
818
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
It's not addressed to anybody.
Give me an insight check.
819
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:09,680
OK Yikes.
How about an 11?
820
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:21,600
So this paper definitely looks
like it was written for somebody
821
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,800
for themselves.
As you're kind of reading that
822
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,520
paper just a little bit more,
the wardrobe starts to feel just
823
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,840
a tad bit warmer and more
inviting than it used to be.
824
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:49,520
Can I go in the wardrobe?
Yeah, I mean, you certainly can
825
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:58,760
as you go to step in the mirror
kind of shifts fully and shows
826
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:09,400
your your reflection.
So it's not necessarily happy,
827
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:15,680
but more like relieved.
Not colder, but quieter, the
828
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,760
sounds of the room dull, as if
padded by fabric and memory.
829
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,680
The door doesn't close behind
you, but the world outside all
830
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,160
of a sudden feels respectively
distant.
831
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:31,920
The clothes inside are already
arranged and give me a
832
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:43,200
perception check. 19.
As you look down, the clothes
833
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:47,400
inside are already arranged for
your height, your reach, your
834
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,320
hands.
You recognize these clothes,
835
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,600
this clothing, as absolutely
yours.
836
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:01,480
The armor or not the armor, the
clothing is yours, you see.
837
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,880
What are you using for a
dramatic focus?
838
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,280
Probably like a stick.
A stick.
839
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:16,080
I think OK.
Let's say that you're using a
840
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,000
branch of a, like a small branch
of a pine tree from.
841
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,120
Like I have the corner staff.
Sure.
842
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,960
Yeah, we'll, we'll say we'll use
that.
843
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,160
So the, the, the the quarter
staff that you have is made out
844
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:33,960
of the branch of a pine tree
from your childhood village,
845
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,160
we'll say.
And this druidic focus is very
846
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,680
worn, but also in pristine
condition at the same time.
847
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:46,760
You have the sense that your
druidic focus was used many,
848
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,000
many times in this instance.
And as you look at through this
849
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:54,480
in in this mirror, throughout
the wardrobe, all of this, all
850
01:04:54,480 --> 01:05:00,080
of these belongings are yours.
And they don't have, they show
851
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:05,080
you Estella almost without
urgency.
852
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,880
It doesn't show you what you are
now.
853
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,680
There's no armor tugging at your
shoulders, no weight that needs
854
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:17,600
to be distributed for balance,
no feeling of wolfing out if you
855
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,440
say.
Your stance now becomes much
856
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:24,480
more relaxed, feet planted
because there's nowhere else you
857
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,200
need to go.
Your hands are not empty, not
858
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,880
because you lost anything, but
nothing's required of them any
859
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,160
longer.
A quiet kind of quiet thought
860
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:39,920
surface is kind of at the at the
forefront of your head and you
861
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,760
have this not so much words, but
in feeling you have this thought
862
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:49,280
of you've done enough and it's
almost a personal permissive
863
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:56,120
thought.
Can I just sit down?
864
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,200
Sure.
Actually, you know what?
865
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,280
I want to lay down, Just stare
at the ceiling.
866
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,280
There might not be enough room.
What the hell?
867
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,640
We'll say this.
Yeah.
868
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,440
You'll just kind of lay down.
I'm short, I'm short.
869
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,640
I'm like.
Oh, that's right.
870
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah.
Sorry.
871
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,640
You're the short one.
Yeah, Yeah, that's true.
872
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,680
You got to keep in mind there
are three, four different
873
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,480
characters for every player in
this in this show.
874
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,840
So it's like I I got to keep
track.
875
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,720
I got to start writing shit down
anyway.
876
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:31,560
Yep, I'm 22.
Sorry, I choked on my DM juice.
877
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:39,800
OK.
As you as you lay down, you
878
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,560
almost feel the world outside
again, respectfully more distant
879
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,960
than you remember it.
And from outside the wardrobe
880
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,800
you kind of hear Pine's voice
carrying softly, not urgent or
881
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:57,200
not like a warning.
It's and he goes, my you.
882
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:02,520
You can stay as long as you
like, just remember why you
883
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,360
came.
Do you step back out or do you
884
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:14,400
linger a little bit more?
I'm a linger a little bit.
885
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:20,520
Sure, I'm going to send you a
quick DM.
886
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:33,480
OK.
I hate everything about
887
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:45,250
keyboards.
OK, OK, so you'll just kind of
888
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:47,370
remain inside the wardrobe.
Nothing closes, nothing
889
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,770
tightens.
Instead the fabric settles more
890
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:53,570
fully around you, like the space
is learned that you're not
891
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,770
leaving quite yet.
The mirrors reflection softens
892
01:07:56,770 --> 01:07:59,970
further.
The version of her inside or the
893
01:07:59,970 --> 01:08:03,250
version of you doesn't change
expression.
894
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:08,160
It simply stops waiting.
And for a moment you feel
895
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,480
something almost rare and
dangerous for yourself.
896
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:14,640
You feel not peace, but
permission.
897
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,200
You know, permission to stop
reaching, permission to be
898
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:22,359
exactly what you are without
momentum.
899
01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:27,880
Wow that hits.
That's like IRL hits deep.
900
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,399
Ouch from outside of the
wardrobe, you pine doesn't
901
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:37,399
interrupt your your moment.
He just simply says gently.
902
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:55,310
He goes all right
and also you will gain an
903
01:08:55,310 --> 01:08:58,990
inspiration.
OK.
904
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,399
And what does everyone else do?
While Estella's kind of
905
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,640
lingering in this wardrobe, she
found I.
906
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:13,560
See the odd behavior?
Yeah, I'm a little freaked out
907
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:18,000
by this because Sima was putting
on these old like worn out
908
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,279
clothes and.
They seem nice to me.
909
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,120
Estella is just going inside the
wardrobe to hang out and these
910
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,920
people are just like leaving
their families behind.
911
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,560
Like Indiana's freaking out a
little bit.
912
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:38,200
She's she's going to leave the
the wardrobes behind and go back
913
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:48,200
to the to Pine to talk to him.
OK.
914
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:56,400
So as you as you kind of leave
the area, Pine is not
915
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,120
necessarily back where he
started.
916
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:04,440
He's more kind of a slow guide,
if you will, kind of hanging
917
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,480
back.
So he he's just right outside
918
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:13,120
the room and he notices you
before you actually reach him.
919
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,800
He will kind of shift his weight
a bit, kind of giving you some
920
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:26,240
space without stepping back.
And before you can even say
921
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:28,800
anything, he kind of looks at
you and gently nods his head and
922
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:43,150
says yes, the wardrobes do that.
I knew you said your job was to
923
01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:48,070
keep things moving.
What exactly are we moving
924
01:10:48,070 --> 01:10:56,110
towards?
You're you're moving towards
925
01:10:57,870 --> 01:11:02,120
something that's able to show
people what it would look like
926
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,120
if nothing else was asked of
them.
927
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,400
His voice is kind of low and
practical, but yet soft.
928
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:13,320
That that tends to scare the
ones who still want things.
929
01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:28,130
So what is the end goal here?
Do people just stay here
930
01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:32,210
forever?
No, they they don't.
931
01:11:32,490 --> 01:11:34,490
They're not forced to stay here
forever.
932
01:11:35,210 --> 01:11:37,410
Not unless they forget why they
came.
933
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,440
What happens to those who forget
why they came?
934
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:50,520
Well, they they stay here in in
almost a a relaxing bliss.
935
01:11:55,990 --> 01:12:01,990
And if I wish to leave?
You may leave at any time but.
936
01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,790
But any kind of creatures that
attacked us?
937
01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:12,440
Well, those were the the souls
of of those who weren't quite
938
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:23,920
respectful of others.
And he kind of looks at you and
939
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,720
he goes again.
You're, you're free to leave at
940
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,720
any time.
But this building doesn't take
941
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,600
people.
It waits to see who wants to let
942
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:48,320
go.
So after people have their tea
943
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,480
and their cookies and they go to
the wardrobes, what happens
944
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:54,720
next?
Where do they go after that?
945
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:03,680
They go where they please.
Some people leave, but most of
946
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,120
them do not.
They they keep.
947
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:14,720
They keep their place warm.
They keep themselves unbothered
948
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:25,680
and not be needed by anyone.
So there's just these rooms and
949
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,440
that's it.
Yes, and he he looks at you and
950
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,520
it's that's a very honest and
he's like, yes, I mean, you're
951
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:38,240
free to explore and understand
this place if you wish, but you
952
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:44,120
know, sometimes not the answer
may not be worth the question.
953
01:13:54,990 --> 01:13:59,070
Indiana kind of hums to herself,
and she heads back towards the
954
01:13:59,070 --> 01:14:01,910
rest of the group back in the
the wardrobes.
955
01:14:02,510 --> 01:14:08,270
OK, OK, what is everybody else
doing right now?
956
01:14:08,270 --> 01:14:11,190
Left.
We have Lord Crumbleton and
957
01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:21,720
Amelie left.
I feel like Emily is still in
958
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,160
the wardrobe.
She's just kind of like
959
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,280
wandering.
Her hands are brushing over the
960
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:30,920
wardrobes and she's just looking
for names on the wardrobes.
961
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,440
OK.
So as you're kind of searching
962
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:47,360
the the wardrobes more closely,
you notice something almost
963
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,000
subtle that you hadn't noticed
before.
964
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:56,680
There are in all of these
wardrobes and ones that you're
965
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:00,120
looking at.
There are tags, stitch marks,
966
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:05,720
small carved grooves along the
wood, but no names, no family
967
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,280
crests, no titles, no ownership
marks.
968
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:14,320
Instead, each wardrobe appears
to bear almost a single word,
969
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,760
worked into the grain so gently
it's easy to miss unless you're
970
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,240
looking for it.
They're not identities, but
971
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:30,200
descriptors.
OK, can I take a closer look at
972
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,800
those?
Give me investigation check.
973
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:48,600
That would be an 18.
With an 18 you kind of go from
974
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:58,320
one after the other and the ones
that are left, one says steady,
975
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:08,720
another says kind, another says
patient finished and enough.
976
01:16:19,610 --> 01:16:22,210
I think Emily is going to stop
with the patient one.
977
01:16:23,050 --> 01:16:25,410
Give me an insight check before
you do that.
978
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:51,560
OK, come on, 19. 25 Sorry,
ignore that.
979
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:59,760
OK, on a 25, you kind of
understand clearly that this
980
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:04,320
place does not record who people
are per SE.
981
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:08,720
It records more of what they
finally believe about
982
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:18,300
themselves.
OK.
983
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,700
And then you said you were going
to stop at which one?
984
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:36,300
Patience.
OK, so at the Patience wardrobe,
985
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,280
the wood.
The wood is carved deeper than
986
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,800
the others, not sharper, but
more worn, like it's been traced
987
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,680
over many times by hands that
needed it to stay.
988
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:52,960
The door is already open.
Inside, the clothes are plain
989
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,040
and durable, nothing ornamental
and nothing hurried.
990
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,880
A long coat with reinforced
seams at the elbows, gloves
991
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,680
mended carefully again and
again.
992
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,400
Boots resold more than once,
built for distance rather than
993
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:11,320
speed.
The mirror beside it in the
994
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:17,600
wardrobe does not rush to show
you any sort of reflection, and
995
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:24,720
when it finally does, it shows
you standing still in a in a
996
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:28,240
storm.
Not untouched or not unhurt,
997
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:33,960
just unmoving.
The version that you see in the
998
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:37,640
mirror is older.
Not age per SE, but seasoned.
999
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,920
The kind of, you know, the kind
of person people lean on without
1000
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,440
realizing it.
The kind who waits because
1001
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,960
someone has to.
Inside the wardrobe, neatly
1002
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:57,000
folded, is a small cloth wrap
just kind of off to the to the
1003
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:03,680
side.
Is there any way can I take the
1004
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:09,880
mirror out of the wardrobe?
The graph all together.
1005
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,320
Can I take the mirror out of the
wardrobe?
1006
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,160
You can give me a strength
check.
1007
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:51,650
26.
Did you hear me?
1008
01:19:51,730 --> 01:19:52,650
Yeah.
Well, I heard you.
1009
01:19:52,650 --> 01:19:59,170
I wasn't expecting a 26.
So you'll kind of grip the frame
1010
01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,130
and just pull.
And for the first time since
1011
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:04,290
you've entered this room, there
is.
1012
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:11,240
Resistance, not angry, not
violent, but more of a surprise.
1013
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,200
Resistance.
The mirrors kind of shudder at
1014
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,440
its anchor as its anchor is kind
of protest.
1015
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,920
Wood groaning softly like
something that would expect it
1016
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,160
to be left alone.
And then you just hear a slight
1017
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:30,520
as the fast means give way.
The mirror comes free.
1018
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,640
The sound it makes is not glass
breaking, it's more of a deep,
1019
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,440
hollow note, like a breath being
knocked loose from the room
1020
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:44,280
itself.
Pine closes his eyes and just
1021
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,680
for a moment, and he says
quietly.
1022
01:20:50,240 --> 01:21:01,960
That doesn't happen very often.
And the mirror in your hands is
1023
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,000
now much heavier than it should
be, not physically, but more in
1024
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,560
a meaningful way.
It Are you going to look in the
1025
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,720
mirror again?
I am indeed.
1026
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,600
It no longer reflects the room,
it reflects just you as you are
1027
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,880
now.
No simplification, no
1028
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,240
completion, just motion, choice
and tension.
1029
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:32,040
If you angle it towards the
wardrobes, they do not appear in
1030
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:40,460
the surface of the mirror.
I think that Amelie at this
1031
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:45,820
point would call out to Indiana
Scones and to Lord Crumbleton
1032
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:52,340
like, hey guys, something's
going on here.
1033
01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:58,220
Oh no shit.
Enough with the SASS cookie.
1034
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:01,420
Sorry.
We need to leave.
1035
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,280
I say we torch it all, burn it
to the ground.
1036
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:12,440
There are people in here.
They have free choice to leave.
1037
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,480
I don't think they'll leave with
that kind of violence.
1038
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,480
I don't know if anything will
convince them to go.
1039
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,720
Little bit of force we.
Were sent here to do a job.
1040
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:31,280
We should get it done, figure
out what's going on in this
1041
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,800
place.
I'm ready to proceed to the next
1042
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:41,920
room, I suppose, Delve deeper
into this bizarre building.
1043
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,880
Hi.
We know where where we are.
1044
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,360
We know this building exists.
People are looking for them.
1045
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:56,200
They're choosing to be here.
I mean, we could just leave and
1046
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,720
tell people where they went.
Are you still here?
1047
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,560
About this.
Yes, I'm always here.
1048
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,520
How many rooms is this place?
As many rooms as you wish.
1049
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:14,920
Is there a last room?
There's always a last.
1050
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,640
Room.
I'm gonna go there.
1051
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:21,360
Point the ray.
He gestures to the only door
1052
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,040
doorway out.
I'm walking.
1053
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,760
Actually, I'm going to run.
I'm running.
1054
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:39,120
You're running OK?
OK, so the corridor narrows
1055
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,440
without feeling smaller.
The wardrobes fall away behind
1056
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,160
you, their doors settling
softly, not closing so much as
1057
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,800
no longer needing to be opened.
The hum beneath the floor
1058
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:53,560
changes pitch again, slower,
deeper, like a breath that's
1059
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,360
being held on purpose.
The warmth thins, not gone,
1060
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,280
focused.
The floorboards are here.
1061
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,440
I'm sorry.
The floorboards here are bare,
1062
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,800
scuffed by years of careful
movement.
1063
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:09,640
The air smells less of pine and
fabric and more now of oil,
1064
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:15,200
wood, dust and old hands.
Work smells, human smells.
1065
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,720
Stella, your your nose is going
crazy right now.
1066
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,000
Ahead, light spills from a
single wide doorway.
1067
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:29,960
Inside, you can hear.
You can hear it before you see
1068
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,560
it.
Not music, not machinery.
1069
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,000
Hands at work, measured,
delicate and unrushed.
1070
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:40,680
Whatever weights beyond this
threshold is not resting.
1071
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:45,320
It's finishing something.
Pine stops a few steps short of
1072
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,320
the doorway.
He doesn't follow you in because
1073
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,560
he doesn't need to.
This is usually where people
1074
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,960
decide what they're actually
here for, he says.
1075
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:59,840
After this will be very hard for
you to pretend you didn't know.
1076
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:05,680
And the room beyond the doorway
waits, not patiently, but
1077
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,560
intentionally.
And with that, we're going to
1078
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:10,440
take a quick break here on Crit
Happens.
1079
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,240
We'll be back here to finish up
this story here in just a few
1080
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:21,920
moments.
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1081
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,240
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1082
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,840
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1083
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:33,640
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1084
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:37,480
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Open board gaming runs
1085
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:40,280
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1086
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:44,280
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Cosplay welcome and encouraged.
1087
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:48,480
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1088
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:53,640
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1089
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,280
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1090
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:59,240
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If you love supporting creators
1091
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,360
or taking something unique home,
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1092
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:06,320
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1093
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,120
you a break from the dice while
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1094
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,240
alive.
This year Crit Happens is proud
1095
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:16,880
to announce we will be recording
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1096
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:22,520
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1097
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,120
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1098
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:29,000
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1099
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,600
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1100
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:37,280
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1102
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,480
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1103
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,560
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1104
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:53,120
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1105
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,360
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The winner takes home a trophy
1106
01:26:56,360 --> 01:27:00,600
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1107
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,520
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1108
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:06,520
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01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:15,600
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01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:19,400
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1112
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:22,120
Welcome back to Crit happens
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1113
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:25,720
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We are back to finish up the
holiday special as we have now
1116
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:39,240
begun calling it because it is
way past Christmas at this
1117
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,880
point.
Welcome back players, how was
1118
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,160
your break?
Yeah.
1119
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:47,480
Popcorn.
Yeah, popcorn, man.
1120
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:49,800
I was thinking about getting
popcorn and then I was like,
1121
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:52,120
that's going to take too long
and now I'm regretting it.
1122
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:55,360
It's 15 minutes.
Are you are you cooking popcorn
1123
01:27:55,360 --> 01:28:00,320
on Neptune?
Yes, no, but we don't have we
1124
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,240
don't have like ready made
popcorn.
1125
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,840
You just pop in the microwave.
We have to actually like hand
1126
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,800
pop it like the good popcorn.
So.
1127
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:10,360
I tell you people, I tell you
people that live in the middle
1128
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:14,800
of nowhere, just.
I have like a plastic or it's
1129
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,920
like kind of rubber can popper
thing that goes in the
1130
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:23,360
microwave.
So I use just kernels, the micro
1131
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,480
ribbon.
I want to see this magical
1132
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:29,120
kernel thing you have, but
that'll probably have to wait
1133
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:33,200
till after.
I just put I'll just send an
1134
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:38,760
Amazon link.
Do it not sponsored by the way.
1135
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:47,480
All right, so as we again left,
you are just entering the the
1136
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:55,840
room that smells more of wood
and working hands, and the room
1137
01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:59,640
is already awake.
Long work tables stretch between
1138
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,960
warm hanging lights, their glow
steady and exact.
1139
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:07,240
Tools are laid out with reverent
precision, scissors sharpened
1140
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:11,640
and aligned, needles threaded
and waiting, wood shavings swept
1141
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,640
into neat curls, not discarded
but saved.
1142
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:19,240
This is not a place of rest,
this is a place of finishing.
1143
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:23,040
And at the far table someone is
working.
1144
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:27,040
Not curried or slow, but more of
a measured.
1145
01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:30,080
Hands are moving with the
confidence of long practice,
1146
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:34,720
adjusting seams, tightening
joints, smoothing edges that no
1147
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:38,760
one else would notice.
Whatever is being made is nearly
1148
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:43,000
complete.
And then small boots Thunder
1149
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,680
across the floor.
Lord Crumbleton bursts into the
1150
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:49,760
workshop, gun raised, breath
sharp in his chest, coat flaring
1151
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,600
behind him like a challenge
thrown too early.
1152
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:59,520
But the sound is wrong here.
Every tool on the tables stills,
1153
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:01,720
not magically, but more
respectfully.
1154
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,760
The hands at the far table.
Pause, just pause.
1155
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:12,280
The figure does not turn yet.
A quiet voice speaks, calm and
1156
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,600
tired, carrying easily across
the room.
1157
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:22,360
You're late, but not too late.
Only then does the figure
1158
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:28,640
straighten and turn to face you.
The toy maker stands revealed,
1159
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:34,560
old, careful and intent.
His eyes flicker briefly to
1160
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:38,320
Crumbleton's weapon, then back
at the workbench, as if noting
1161
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,240
an interruption rather than a
threat.
1162
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:45,760
Please, he says gently, try not
to break anything.
1163
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:48,720
And he gestures to the tables
around him.
1164
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:55,080
Everything here is almost done
and I'm going to start with what
1165
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,000
is Lord Crumbleton do because
you are bursting into this room.
1166
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:08,600
What's he look like First off?
So the figure that stands in
1167
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:13,040
front of you is smaller than you
expected.
1168
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:16,280
He's not hunched, he's not
frail, he's just unassuming in
1169
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,560
scale.
His hair is iron Gray, pulled
1170
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:24,080
back loosely and tied with twine
that has clearly been reused too
1171
01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:27,480
many times to count.
A few strands have escaped and
1172
01:31:27,480 --> 01:31:30,320
fallen into his face, and he
hasn't bothered to push them
1173
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:33,400
back.
His beard cleanly trimmed,
1174
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:37,760
short, practical, flecked with
sawdust and thread lint.
1175
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:42,200
Rather than neglect, he's
wearing a long, worn work coat
1176
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:45,640
layered over simple clothes.
His hands are the things that
1177
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:49,320
you notice last, and then you
can't stop noticing.
1178
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:53,240
They are scarred, nimble but
steady.
1179
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:58,000
Burn marks run across his
fingers, small cuts that heal
1180
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,280
cleanly.
Callus is softened by constant
1181
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,720
use, and these are the hands
that have made things, not
1182
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:08,120
destroyed them.
When he looks at you, there's no
1183
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:10,440
longer.
When he looks at you, there's no
1184
01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:15,400
hunger, no malice, No Fear.
Just a a craftsman's quiet
1185
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:22,360
attention.
You say almost done.
1186
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:27,880
Are they making toys?
Yeah, he's clearly making toys.
1187
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:31,960
You said there's like a bunch of
tables and is it or is it just
1188
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,200
him?
It's just him.
1189
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:37,600
Oh OK, well it's almost done.
It should be a shame.
1190
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:44,800
Someone.
And then he'll knock a toy off
1191
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,080
one of the counters or the table
or whatever.
1192
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:50,160
Like hard enough to make it
break intentionally.
1193
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,640
So you are doing that?
Yeah.
1194
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,320
So the toy tips.
Wood meets floor.
1195
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:08,200
The sound is small.
A light clatter.
1196
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,440
A piece meant to be handled, not
dropped.
1197
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,960
It breaks away.
A seam splits, a joint twist
1198
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,560
wrong.
Something that took hours to
1199
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:19,800
align is suddenly off, and for
the first time since you entered
1200
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,960
the workshop, Crick reacts
almost immediately.
1201
01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:29,280
Not with anger, but more reflex.
He steps forward, kneels and
1202
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:33,720
gathers the pieces with careful
hands, as if they were fragile
1203
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:35,920
in a way that had nothing to do
with material.
1204
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,800
He kind of exhales through his
nose, a long practice breath,
1205
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:47,280
and he looks up at you and just
says yes, that would be a shame.
1206
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:51,200
He sets the broken toy on the
table, aligning the pieces out
1207
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,800
of habit even though it won't
help.
1208
01:33:53,360 --> 01:34:00,360
But you did ruin it, you.
You've just proved why it is
1209
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:03,280
here.
And he meets your eyes fully
1210
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,720
now.
You think breaking things is
1211
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:11,960
leverage, but I think it's more
of a confession.
1212
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,280
And he gestures around the room,
not accusing, but more
1213
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:19,480
explaining.
Everything you see here arrives,
1214
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:24,240
arrived, already cracked.
I don't punish them for it.
1215
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:28,080
And he gently pushes the broken
toy aside.
1216
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:36,120
I finished them.
The tools on the table settle
1217
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,080
again.
The hum beneath the floor
1218
01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:44,120
deepens.
A soft chime sounds once Crick
1219
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:49,040
kind of straightens, brushing
his hands on his coat.
1220
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:55,000
You can keep breaking things, he
says calmly.
1221
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,680
Or you can tell me what you're
afraid.
1222
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,840
Or you can tell me what you're
afraid of will happen if you
1223
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:08,160
stop.
No, Crick.
1224
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,560
What was that?
How would you finish me?
1225
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:21,800
Oh, I'm no more than a toy.
He kind of begins.
1226
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:27,880
No real soul.
He doesn't.
1227
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:32,960
He doesn't answer right away.
He studies you in a way that a
1228
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,320
Craftsman studies a warped
joint, not to judge it, but more
1229
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:38,400
to understand how it ended up
that way.
1230
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:45,760
And he just takes a deep breath.
I wouldn't, he says.
1231
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:51,720
You're already finished.
He gestures gently to your gun,
1232
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,200
your posture, your your urgency
that hasn't yet found a place to
1233
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:58,080
land.
You're made of alarms.
1234
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,480
You go off before anything
actually happens.
1235
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:08,280
If, if you were here, he says,
almost choosing his words
1236
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:11,840
carefully.
I wouldn't sand you down.
1237
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:17,560
I wouldn't take anything away.
I'd I'd take the noise out.
1238
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:24,760
No gun, no case, no reason to
keep standing between the world
1239
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:28,360
and disappointment.
He tilts his head, just a bit
1240
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:32,040
slightly.
You'd sit, you'd breathe, and
1241
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:37,720
eventually, and he says with a
small shrug, you'd stop needing
1242
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:42,640
to be so sharp.
Then he says, very plainly.
1243
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:57,720
And that's why you won't stay.
Never planned on staying, I'm
1244
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:04,320
glad we agree.
And he kind of gives a half,
1245
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:11,280
like, chuckle, nods once.
I know, he says.
1246
01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:14,240
There's no disappointment in it.
There's no relief in it either.
1247
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:19,120
People who plan on staying don't
announce it.
1248
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:23,440
He turns back to the work table
and begins to adjust the half
1249
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:28,480
finished toy again, hand steady.
You came here to make sure you
1250
01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:35,480
still had an exit.
That's not defiance, that's fear
1251
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:39,440
doing its job.
He glances over his shoulder,
1252
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:44,000
not quite meeting your eyes.
We do agree on one thing.
1253
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:53,040
You never were meant to stay,
you're meant to leave changed as
1254
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:57,640
he sets his tool down, whether
you notice it or not.
1255
01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:08,280
And while Crumbleton and the toy
maker are standing there, what
1256
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:15,080
do the rest of you do?
I'm anticipating this breaking
1257
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:18,200
out into a fight, so I would be
sneaking into the room as close
1258
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:21,800
to the toy maker as I can get
with my Bugbear Stealth.
1259
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:38,360
I'm just like cautiously, I
mean, I'm are, we're in the room
1260
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:43,360
with him at this point.
So as of right now, like I said,
1261
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:47,080
Lord Crumbleton was Usain
bolting it into the room.
1262
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:52,880
The rest of you are, you know,
can sense a lot of you have a
1263
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:58,000
lot of nerves.
I will say, you know, especially
1264
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:02,040
of what, you know, Simo, Estella
and Amelie had just experienced
1265
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:06,040
in the wardrobes and Indiana
Scones was kind of speaking with
1266
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,120
pine.
You're a little leery of the
1267
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:14,960
rest of this place.
I mean, but Stella didn't.
1268
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:19,560
I mean, she's weary, but also
what she experienced was nice.
1269
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:29,520
OK.
So like, she's not necessarily
1270
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:31,800
all that negative about things
right now.
1271
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:37,800
So she kind of will just walk in
looking around I guess.
1272
01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:47,680
OK, Amelie in Indiana.
Indiana is kind of approaching,
1273
01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:54,920
approaching really cautiously
because how to put this, have
1274
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:58,360
you, have you seen pluribus?
I have it yet it's on my list to
1275
01:39:58,360 --> 01:39:59,960
start.
I just got Apple TV last night.
1276
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:02,800
OK crap.
How to put this?
1277
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:06,680
It.
There's definitely creepy vibes.
1278
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:13,640
There's definitely something,
but it's not overtly
1279
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:19,800
ridiculously malicious.
It's, it's almost a subtle lack
1280
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:24,080
of just giving a shit about the
lives they left behind for all
1281
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:27,560
these people and what's
happening to them while they're
1282
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,920
here and where do they go from
here?
1283
01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:33,160
Like, so she's, she's definitely
suspicious.
1284
01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:37,160
She's not trusting it and she's
sneaking up towards towards that
1285
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:40,360
door.
OK, Amelie.
1286
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:47,120
I feel like Amelie would kind of
hang back kind of like in the
1287
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:51,640
doorway, not like in the room
and just kind of like observe
1288
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:56,880
because I don't think that she
wants to be up close and
1289
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:59,520
personal.
She's not a big crowds person.
1290
01:41:05,470 --> 01:41:13,080
OK, so let's kind of break this
down 1 by 1.
1291
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:17,920
The workshop, all of you.
The workshop does not feel
1292
01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:20,280
guarded.
It feels more attentive not
1293
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:23,480
watching for danger.
It's watching more for
1294
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:27,240
imbalance.
Let's start with Simo.
1295
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:31,480
You're attempting to stealth
your way.
1296
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,680
More or less.
Sneak into backup, sure.
1297
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,640
Crumbleton, yes.
Sure, go ahead and give me a
1298
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:45,760
stealth check.
Right, we got.
1299
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:48,720
I got to check my modifier, I
think 21.
1300
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:56,240
OK, so you'll move in actually.
OK, so you'll move in closer
1301
01:41:56,240 --> 01:42:01,880
than feels reasonable.
The toy maker does not look at
1302
01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:07,000
you, does not pause, but one of
the tools on the nearby table
1303
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:14,160
suddenly rotates, no longer
pointing towards your path.
1304
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:20,520
So you are, as of right now,
unseen but not unknown.
1305
01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:25,440
I'm going to send you a quick
DMRT.
1306
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:38,920
OK, next we'll move to a Stella.
You're going to enter
1307
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:42,520
cautiously, but you're also
carrying the memory of how good
1308
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:45,920
it felt to be in that wardroom.
But just kind of stop for a
1309
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:48,880
moment.
Give me an insight check please.
1310
01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:58,960
That one.
Oh boy.
1311
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:19,760
Oh, I got to pull out a table.
Give me give me AD 12 roll
1312
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:43,000
please. 3.
So you as a Stella would not
1313
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:48,600
notice anything different, but
you as the player you're calm or
1314
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:53,000
you're, you're almost mistaken
calm for safety.
1315
01:43:54,960 --> 01:43:57,680
So you are going to have
disadvantage on the next insight
1316
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,720
check that relates to either the
toy maker or the workshop in
1317
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,400
general.
OK, I'll just give you a.
1318
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:07,080
Quick reminder.
Here Thanks.
1319
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:11,160
Oh, I sent that to Archie.
Hey, congratulations, Archie.
1320
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:14,360
I'm in the loop.
You're in the loop now.
1321
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:20,440
All right, there you go.
OK, let's circle back.
1322
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:22,880
So that is absolutely a fail, by
the way.
1323
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:32,680
So you're the familiarity kind
of unsettles you not because
1324
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:39,480
it's wrong, but it's it gets
more comfortable Indiana you are
1325
01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:44,120
reading the space for danger
that isn't like obvious to you
1326
01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:47,760
right away.
Give me a perception check
1327
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:56,720
please that.
'D be a 15. 15 it meets it beats
1328
01:44:56,760 --> 01:45:08,920
all right so I'm going to send
you a a message I don't want to
1329
01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:12,720
advertly state this out loud but
I want you to keep that thought
1330
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:17,320
in your head as we continue
going all of our audio
1331
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:18,720
listeners.
I've quickly deafened.
1332
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:23,600
I have just sent Indiana a
message that says no one here is
1333
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:28,760
restrained, no one is begging,
and that's what's wrong.
1334
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:35,600
All right, so you also notice
that there are no exits that are
1335
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:40,560
being blocked because no one has
tried to leave there.
1336
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:47,520
There is no exit.
You also will have the ability
1337
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:56,040
to notice any shift, sudden
shift in the room or anything of
1338
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:58,000
that nature.
I've also sent you as Adm
1339
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:05,080
Amelie.
You're kind of just Alistair
1340
01:46:05,080 --> 01:46:07,040
leaning in the threshold, kind
of.
1341
01:46:07,640 --> 01:46:09,720
You're just kind of there to
observe.
1342
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:14,280
So I'm going to give you a
choice.
1343
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:17,800
I'm going to have you roll
either an investigation or an
1344
01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:20,600
insight check, whichever you
wish to roll.
1345
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:43,440
I'm going to go with insight.
OK, that's a 21. 21 OK, So this
1346
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:48,360
you, you kind of are taking a
look at the area in general of
1347
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:55,880
where you're about to enter.
And this isn't a factory, it's
1348
01:46:55,880 --> 01:47:02,240
more of a threshold because
nothing leaves unfinished.
1349
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:12,800
You realize that this room
exists to answer one question.
1350
01:47:14,480 --> 01:47:17,120
Is this who you are when no one
needs you?
1351
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:37,480
OK.
OK, And we'll circle back to
1352
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:39,800
Lord Crumbleton.
Do you have anything else you
1353
01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:52,200
wish to do?
Say again sorry.
1354
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:58,240
I think I will look this dude in
the face like he's sitting at
1355
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,600
his little table, right?
Correct.
1356
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:06,640
So I'll, I'll lean over the
table and attempt to catch his
1357
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:09,720
eyes, right, to catch his his
gaze.
1358
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:18,520
And now I'm going to whisper.
I'm going to send it to you.
1359
01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:21,840
Sure.
Well, I just.
1360
01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:24,440
Can like maybe roll A roll of
whatever.
1361
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:30,560
Yeah, let's, let's do this.
Everybody give me a perception
1362
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:34,000
check.
I could roll stealth too maybe,
1363
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:36,600
I don't know it's.
Would this be my disadvantaged
1364
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:42,160
1?
Double check.
1365
01:48:45,480 --> 01:48:48,960
I could roll perception.
No, this is this is perception.
1366
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,520
Yeah.
So just the insight one for you,
1367
01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:52,320
for the next for the
disadvantaged 1.
1368
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:54,560
So everybody give me a
perception check.
1369
01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:57,120
Let me know if you roll
underneath a 15.
1370
01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:59,480
Me.
Who said me?
1371
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:00,960
Stella.
Me.
1372
01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,760
Yeah, Stella.
I got a 12 but I am also getting
1373
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:07,520
as close to him as possible.
I will give you advantage on the
1374
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:09,200
roll, Simo.
All right.
1375
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,200
Kind of Nat 20.
OK, Nat 20 for Patty.
1376
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:17,400
What did you roll, Archie?
Then Devin, 16.
1377
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:23,520
OK, that succeeds.
Amelie, what did you roll?
1378
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:27,680
18.
OK so she doesn't know it yet
1379
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:32,080
but I have server deafened A
stylist so she cannot hear this.
1380
01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:37,720
Go ahead.
And Lord Crumpledon, what are
1381
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:47,120
you wishing to say?
Oh OK, I just need purpose.
1382
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:50,600
What am I and why do I even
exist?
1383
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:57,200
How do I get to where I belong
and how can I get rid of this
1384
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:59,560
feeling of just wanting to kill
everything?
1385
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:06,840
I don't know these people.
They've not done a thing for me.
1386
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:16,280
So do I just abandoned them?
OK, I just need to live.
1387
01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:22,880
OK, so you kind of lean across
the table.
1388
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:27,800
And I'm going to unmute Katie
now, so little Crumbleton.
1389
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:31,320
You lean across the table, just
close enough that you could
1390
01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:35,360
smell the oil and wood mix
mixing in with cornite and
1391
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:39,840
sugar, and you force the toy
maker to meet your eyes, not
1392
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:42,960
violently, but desperately, like
someone bracing themselves
1393
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:44,400
against the edge of something
deep.
1394
01:50:45,480 --> 01:50:48,280
Your voice kind of drops.
Your words are quiet, but the
1395
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:53,040
room hears them anyway.
The tools stop moving, the hum
1396
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:56,520
beneath the floor falters for
like, the first time, and the
1397
01:50:56,520 --> 01:51:01,600
fire you can feel the fire
almost seemed to lower its
1398
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:04,840
breath.
And everybody hears it, except
1399
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:09,680
for Estella.
The toymaker doesn't pull away
1400
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:12,000
right away.
He doesn't flinch, he doesn't
1401
01:51:12,480 --> 01:51:15,280
correct himself.
He listens, and when he finally
1402
01:51:15,280 --> 01:51:19,160
speaks, his voice is barely
louder than Lord Crumbleton's
1403
01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:27,840
was.
You feel that because you were
1404
01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:33,840
made to stop things, endings,
threats, messes no one else
1405
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:39,040
wants to touch.
And he's holding your gaze
1406
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:46,920
steadily now, and no one ever
taught you what comes after, so
1407
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:50,680
you keep mistaking motion from
meaning.
1408
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:53,440
And he kind of straightens to
slowly.
1409
01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:59,480
You don't want to kill
everything, you want the noise
1410
01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:02,800
to stop.
And he kind of gestures gently
1411
01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:06,600
to your to your chest.
That feeling doesn't mean you're
1412
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:09,680
broken.
It means you've outlived the
1413
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:16,920
role that kept you alive.
And then he says purpose isn't
1414
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:21,760
something you find, it's
something you stop hiding
1415
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:26,640
behind.
And he looks at you not as a
1416
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:31,360
Craftsman now, but more as a man
who has watched this moment
1417
01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:38,600
happen time and time before, and
belonging that comes after you
1418
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:46,800
decide who you are when no one's
in danger in a single chime.
1419
01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:55,080
Sounds soft, acknowledging no
one reacts to the sound except
1420
01:52:55,080 --> 01:53:00,000
for Pine now, who closes his
eyes for 1/2 second longer than
1421
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:07,680
necessary.
And what do the rest of you do,
1422
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:11,240
having heard that?
Hurry, bye.
1423
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:25,280
Exactly.
I'm gonna look around the room
1424
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:34,740
at the toys, OK?
I feel like Emily would be
1425
01:53:34,740 --> 01:53:39,540
startled a little, like he'd
kind of jump a little and her
1426
01:53:39,540 --> 01:53:43,380
head would kind of whip towards
Kirk and then towards Lord, Lord
1427
01:53:43,380 --> 01:53:47,740
Crumbleton, and then like look
around for where everybody else
1428
01:53:47,740 --> 01:53:58,800
is located in the room, OK?
So there's nothing really to
1429
01:53:58,800 --> 01:54:04,520
notice as per SE right now.
The workshop doesn't necessarily
1430
01:54:04,520 --> 01:54:09,840
rush to answer or react to what
was just spoken.
1431
01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,880
It doesn't recoil, it doesn't
react.
1432
01:54:12,360 --> 01:54:16,240
It simply accepts the truth as
something that has finally been
1433
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:19,440
placed on the table instead of
being carried on the back.
1434
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:23,120
The toy maker exhales slowly,
the way that someone does after
1435
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:27,320
setting down a tool they've been
gripping too tightly for too
1436
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:31,200
long.
And he steps back, giving you,
1437
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:34,000
Lord Crumbleton, some space.
Not retreating or yielding.
1438
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:38,640
More just making room.
And around you, the workshop is
1439
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:42,160
changing a way that's almost
imperceptible.
1440
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:46,040
The tools on the table are no
longer laid out for work, they
1441
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:49,320
are now laid out more for
decision.
1442
01:54:49,560 --> 01:54:53,360
The half finished toy on the
bench now turned outward.
1443
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,520
It seems visible, its flaws
unhidden.
1444
01:54:57,240 --> 01:55:01,000
It's close enough to completion
that anyone here could finish
1445
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:07,000
it, or ruin it or leave it
exactly as it is.
1446
01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:10,840
The toy maker speaks again, but
this time he kind of addresses
1447
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:13,560
all of you.
Not just as the man, or not just
1448
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:17,880
the man who spoke.
This is where it always ends up,
1449
01:55:19,200 --> 01:55:24,040
not with what someone deserves,
but what they're willing to
1450
01:55:24,040 --> 01:55:27,360
carry next.
And he kind of gestures once,
1451
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:31,120
encompassing the room, the fire
beyond it, and the people who
1452
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:35,440
chose to stop.
No one here is trapped.
1453
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:41,480
No one here is rescued.
His eyes kind of settle on each
1454
01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:49,480
of you in turn.
Someone stays, someone leaves,
1455
01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:55,000
and someone decides whether the
work continues at all.
1456
01:55:56,240 --> 01:56:02,880
So tell me, what do you believe
happens to people who are
1457
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:07,920
finished with who they were but
not ready to disappear?
1458
01:56:26,680 --> 01:56:29,520
Indiana kind of speaks up a
little, and she's like, do they
1459
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:34,040
just work here?
Do they rot away?
1460
01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:41,920
Are they suspended in time?
And he kind of takes the toy
1461
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:45,360
maker Grand takes a look at you
Indiana, and he doesn't answer
1462
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:48,760
right away.
He looks down at the workbench,
1463
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:53,960
at the the half finished toy,
and at the careful joints that
1464
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:56,480
will never be seen once it's
whole.
1465
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:00,760
They don't rot.
He says quietly.
1466
01:57:01,880 --> 01:57:06,440
They don't work either.
Not in the way you mean.
1467
01:57:06,920 --> 01:57:08,560
Finally, he looks back up at
you.
1468
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:12,200
Indiana, and he says they they
finish.
1469
01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:16,640
He gestures gently towards the
warmth beyond the workshop,
1470
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:18,800
towards the rooms that you've
already walked through.
1471
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:26,320
Some of them sit, some of them
talk, some of them help the
1472
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:30,600
person, the next person who
comes in shaking from the cold.
1473
01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:39,680
Some of them leave once they
remember how, and some of them
1474
01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:43,800
stay until they don't need to be
anyone anymore.
1475
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:51,360
Nothing here decays, nothing
here is preserved.
1476
01:57:53,040 --> 01:57:59,160
Time doesn't stop here, it just
stops demanding things.
1477
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:03,160
And he kind of studies you,
Indiana, not unkindly.
1478
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:09,480
And that's what scares people in
the workshop.
1479
01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:15,360
Homme studies again, no chime,
no shift, just confirmation.
1480
01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:39,530
Indiana kind of froze her brown.
She goes kind of, you know, hums
1481
01:58:39,530 --> 01:58:46,330
to herself a little.
So where does this all come
1482
01:58:46,330 --> 01:58:49,410
from?
The food, the drinks, the fire,
1483
01:58:49,410 --> 01:58:52,730
the wardrobes, the clothes?
Where does this all come from?
1484
01:58:52,730 --> 01:59:01,240
Do you make it all?
Is this your creation?
1485
01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:06,400
He let's have a small breath
through his nose, not
1486
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:08,640
necessarily a laugh, but more
recognition.
1487
01:59:09,720 --> 01:59:13,960
No, I couldn't even if I wanted
to.
1488
01:59:14,760 --> 01:59:17,560
He kind of runs a thumb along
the edge of the work table,
1489
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:21,360
feeling a a nick in the table
that he's felt 100 times before.
1490
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:26,120
Nothing here is created from
nothing.
1491
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:30,360
He kind of gestures loosely
towards the room behind you.
1492
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:34,520
The food is what people remember
how to make.
1493
01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:37,800
The drinks are what they know
how to pour.
1494
01:59:38,760 --> 01:59:41,920
The clothes are what they
stopped needing to wear out.
1495
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:46,040
Every thread was once carried
in.
1496
01:59:46,720 --> 01:59:51,400
Every button belonged to someone
who decided it didn't anymore.
1497
01:59:52,360 --> 01:59:57,960
Then he taps the table lightly.
I don't supply this place.
1498
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:04,600
I I rearrange it.
People bring in what they have
1499
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:11,840
too much of time, skill, care,
objects they don't want to throw
1500
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:16,880
away but don't want to carry.
And he meets your eyes again,
1501
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:20,640
Indiana.
That's how it sustains itself,
1502
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:26,800
not by taking, but by being
where things are finally set
1503
02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:39,480
down.
You asked a question, I'll
1504
02:00:39,480 --> 02:00:46,040
answer it there A fire in this
place, like a fireplace.
1505
02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:49,600
Yeah, there's just a slight
fire, not nearly as large as the
1506
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:51,920
one that was in the beginning
room, but yes.
1507
02:00:52,880 --> 02:00:57,480
Lord Carmelton will approach it
and kind of stand, stand in
1508
02:00:57,480 --> 02:01:00,880
front of it like silhouette ish.
Very cinematic, right?
1509
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:07,320
You asked what do you think
happens when people who are
1510
02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:11,080
finished with who they are but
not ready to disappear yet?
1511
02:01:14,120 --> 02:01:21,720
Well, when a soul's done wearing
its old name but refuses the
1512
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:26,400
comfort of a grave, it wanders
into a place the map forgets.
1513
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:32,160
You can find him at the edge of
the fire light like I am here,
1514
02:01:33,200 --> 02:01:36,480
where the road turns quiet and
the wind starts asking personal
1515
02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:40,040
questions.
Not a ghost, not yet, not a
1516
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:48,240
hero, not anymore.
Not even close to a villain in
1517
02:01:48,240 --> 02:01:51,360
the Taverns.
A Bard might call it losing
1518
02:01:51,360 --> 02:01:56,520
yourself.
Clerics, a trial, Wizards call
1519
02:01:56,520 --> 02:02:00,120
it metamorphosis because they
they're allergic to normal
1520
02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:07,840
words.
But a Ranger, A warrior, they
1521
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:12,760
might call it Chrysalis Rd.
I'm not who I was.
1522
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:17,360
I'm not who I will be.
I have shed my skin but kept my
1523
02:02:17,360 --> 02:02:20,400
bones.
I fear the void, yet I refuse
1524
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:22,280
the mask.
What am I?
1525
02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:28,160
I'm someone in the threshold and
I'm looking for permission
1526
02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:34,040
Permission to move forward.
Do I have it?
1527
02:02:40,670 --> 02:02:46,270
And as you stand in front of the
fire, he doesn't interrupt.
1528
02:02:46,390 --> 02:02:50,470
He lets every word finish
settling like a dust after a
1529
02:02:50,470 --> 02:02:53,390
long walk.
And when you fall quiet, the the
1530
02:02:53,390 --> 02:02:58,110
fire between them, between you,
lowers, not dimmer, but more
1531
02:02:58,110 --> 02:03:02,510
attentive.
The toymaker steps forward to to
1532
02:03:02,510 --> 02:03:06,560
you, Not the fire.
You're right about the
1533
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:10,320
threshold.
That part you named perfectly.
1534
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:15,280
He kind of studies your face the
way he would study a piece that
1535
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:20,200
finally might be ready.
You're you're not lost, you're
1536
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:25,960
not unfinished.
You're between.
1537
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:30,560
He gestures once, not at the
fire, but the floor underneath
1538
02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:34,400
you.
This place doesn't exist to give
1539
02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:40,320
permission, it exists so people
can hear themselves asking.
1540
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:45,880
If I told you yes, you'd still
be waiting.
1541
02:03:47,360 --> 02:03:50,800
If I told you no, you'd still be
angry.
1542
02:03:52,240 --> 02:03:57,200
The moment you named yourself as
someone in motion, that was the
1543
02:03:57,200 --> 02:03:59,840
answer.
He kind of stops back.
1544
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:03,240
Even you some space.
The threshold isn't something
1545
02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:07,280
you cross.
It's something you survive.
1546
02:04:09,160 --> 02:04:13,320
You don't need permission to
move forward, you just need to
1547
02:04:13,320 --> 02:04:18,760
stop asking places like this to
hold you still while you decide.
1548
02:04:19,920 --> 02:04:26,160
And the fire pops once.
Not as approval or refusal, just
1549
02:04:27,040 --> 02:04:34,000
acknowledgement.
And what do you do when you
1550
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:47,310
realize no one is stopping you?
What do I do?
1551
02:04:55,310 --> 02:05:06,030
Well, I suppose I've been
treating this doorway like a
1552
02:05:06,030 --> 02:05:13,640
judge when it's just a doorway.
The guards, they're imaginary.
1553
02:05:16,480 --> 02:05:23,080
The real villain here is choice,
responsibility, the terror of
1554
02:05:23,080 --> 02:05:26,360
freedom, and not having an enemy
to blame.
1555
02:05:31,160 --> 02:05:39,360
Suppose I pick a direction,
forget destiny, and take that
1556
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:58,790
single small irreversible step.
And the toy maker nods just once
1557
02:05:58,790 --> 02:06:04,230
at you, and he says that's it.
Not as approval, but more
1558
02:06:04,350 --> 02:06:09,070
identification.
You're right, Doors don't judge.
1559
02:06:09,750 --> 02:06:12,390
They just remind people they can
move.
1560
02:06:12,390 --> 02:06:15,790
And you kind of glances briefly
at the fire, then back at you.
1561
02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:21,960
Choice feels cruel when you're
when you've been pointing at
1562
02:06:21,960 --> 02:06:28,440
enemies for a long time.
Freedom feels like a threat when
1563
02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:33,000
no one's left to blame.
But the moment you named
1564
02:06:33,000 --> 02:06:37,120
responsibility as the thing
you're afraid of, you've already
1565
02:06:37,120 --> 02:06:40,960
took the step.
He gestures not forward, not
1566
02:06:40,960 --> 02:06:44,080
back, but down to the floor
beneath your boots.
1567
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:47,640
Irreversible doesn't always mean
loud.
1568
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:53,080
Sometimes it's just deciding who
you won't pretend to be anymore.
1569
02:06:56,000 --> 02:07:04,800
He gives a small, tired smile.
You don't need to walk through
1570
02:07:04,800 --> 02:07:09,720
anything dramatic.
Just don't turn back to who you
1571
02:07:09,720 --> 02:07:17,880
were to feel safe.
A couple things just going to
1572
02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:22,360
sit on the ground kind of just
in thought.
1573
02:07:26,600 --> 02:07:29,520
And as you sit down on the
ground, crossing your
1574
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:34,960
gingerbread legs, you're just
choosing not to stand.
1575
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:39,640
The cold of the stone reaches
you first and then fades as your
1576
02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:44,200
breath kind of evens out.
You're frostbite gun resting now
1577
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:47,520
beside you, not discarded, not
gripped, but simply just there.
1578
02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:56,640
And for the first time since
you've known him, it isn't doing
1579
02:07:56,640 --> 02:08:02,360
any work.
The workshop is standing still.
1580
02:08:02,360 --> 02:08:07,840
No tools are moving, no doors
are opening, no chime sounds.
1581
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:12,160
The toy maker watches you for a
long moment and then turns back
1582
02:08:12,160 --> 02:08:15,920
to the table.
He resumes his work, not because
1583
02:08:15,920 --> 02:08:18,560
you no longer matter, but
because the question has been
1584
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:22,520
answered.
Pine is remaining where he is,
1585
02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:26,840
arms folded loosely.
Say nothing, Not guarding but
1586
02:08:26,840 --> 02:08:29,080
witnessing.
The fire.
1587
02:08:29,080 --> 02:08:35,920
Holds shape and time for once.
Doesn't ask anything of anyone.
1588
02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:43,080
So as Lord Crumbleton sits there
thinking, what are the rest of
1589
02:08:43,080 --> 02:08:51,540
you doing?
How did I find of the toys?
1590
02:08:54,580 --> 02:09:03,100
Give me an investigation check.
12.
1591
02:09:05,580 --> 02:09:06,780
With a 12.
Wrong.
1592
02:09:06,780 --> 02:09:09,260
So mid today it's not even
funny.
1593
02:09:09,820 --> 02:09:14,880
Mid or low?
With a 12, I mean nothing that
1594
02:09:14,880 --> 02:09:19,000
you haven't already witnessed.
There's really nothing extra toy
1595
02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:20,680
wise.
There's just, you know, pieces
1596
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:25,120
of different parts wood, you
know, the little wood jimmies
1597
02:09:25,120 --> 02:09:27,840
that they make, the joints, they
put the joints together with
1598
02:09:30,520 --> 02:09:37,120
just your standard kind of
Christmas workshop materials, if
1599
02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:50,200
you will.
Simo Amelie, what are you guys
1600
02:09:50,200 --> 02:09:54,920
doing?
I think I'm still just hiding
1601
02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:57,600
and observing more or less.
Sure.
1602
02:09:58,040 --> 02:10:01,320
I don't know about engaging with
this old man shenanigans.
1603
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:06,080
I'm a skeptic of the things he's
saying.
1604
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:12,960
Sure.
I feel like Emily would take a
1605
02:10:12,960 --> 02:10:16,640
couple steps into the room.
She's still keeping her
1606
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:26,440
distance, but she's more curious
about this man now.
1607
02:10:35,170 --> 02:10:40,050
OK.
So Sima, you're just getting
1608
02:10:40,050 --> 02:10:43,490
kind of stepping around, you
know, slower and not necessarily
1609
02:10:43,490 --> 02:10:46,370
hiding from sight, but more from
disruption.
1610
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:56,070
Give me a stealth check please.
3020.
1611
02:10:57,350 --> 02:11:02,550
Is a 3020, so you're able to get
close enough to the toy maker
1612
02:11:02,550 --> 02:11:08,350
without, again, necessarily
causing any suspicion or alarm.
1613
02:11:09,270 --> 02:11:13,150
But you notice that the toy
maker's kind of favoring his
1614
02:11:13,150 --> 02:11:15,990
left hand slightly when aligning
the pieces.
1615
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:21,960
Every tool is returned to the
exact same place it was before,
1616
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:27,400
and his breathing never changes,
even when people are moving
1617
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:32,640
behind him.
And then you realize, give me an
1618
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:34,600
insight check.
It's pretty low DC, but I'll
1619
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:40,640
have to make the check anyway.
We got a 1313.
1620
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:47,720
OK, the toy maker's not
necessarily watching the room.
1621
02:11:48,040 --> 02:11:51,800
The room is more adjusting
around him.
1622
02:11:57,220 --> 02:12:03,620
Oh boy, I don't know the best
way to communicate that to the
1623
02:12:03,620 --> 02:12:05,380
team, so I'm probably just going
to keep.
1624
02:12:05,540 --> 02:12:07,180
Yeah, watching.
OK, well, I'll say we'll come
1625
02:12:07,180 --> 02:12:10,540
back to that in just a moment.
Amelie, you take a few careful
1626
02:12:10,540 --> 02:12:14,220
steps into the workshop.
The air feels a lot different
1627
02:12:14,220 --> 02:12:17,420
than it was in the threshold.
It's less symbolic and more but
1628
02:12:17,420 --> 02:12:20,560
more practical.
You're close enough now that
1629
02:12:20,560 --> 02:12:22,400
where you can see the toy
maker's hands clearly.
1630
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:26,240
The scars, the steadiness of the
hands, the care taken was
1631
02:12:26,240 --> 02:12:28,160
something no one else has yet
claimed.
1632
02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:31,360
I need you to give me an insight
check please.
1633
02:12:42,840 --> 02:12:47,840
21.
OK, you understand almost
1634
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:55,600
immediately that no one in this
room has actually asked who this
1635
02:12:55,600 --> 02:13:00,480
person is.
This man is not hiding his name,
1636
02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:06,760
he simply doesn't lead with it.
You don't sense any deception,
1637
02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:12,480
No performance, just someone who
assumes people will ask when
1638
02:13:12,480 --> 02:13:19,960
they're ready.
OK, heads up in your in your
1639
02:13:19,960 --> 02:13:27,640
DMS, Kenzie.
OK, And the the toy maker
1640
02:13:27,640 --> 02:13:29,560
himself, he just continues
working.
1641
02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:36,400
After a quick moment, without
looking up, he says not to
1642
02:13:36,400 --> 02:13:39,040
anyone in particular, but more
just the room.
1643
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:46,600
He goes.
You don't have to sneak, but I
1644
02:13:46,600 --> 02:13:51,880
won't stop you.
Some people think better when
1645
02:13:51,880 --> 02:13:55,280
they move.
He doesn't ask any questions, he
1646
02:13:55,280 --> 02:13:59,880
doesn't demand attention.
He's just letting the truth sit
1647
02:14:00,000 --> 02:14:17,520
where it landed.
Like.
1648
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:18,880
Simo would take.
Oh, sorry.
1649
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,800
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
1650
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:24,080
Because Simo would take a deep
breath and step out from his
1651
02:14:24,080 --> 02:14:30,440
hiding place and be like, all
right, then explain to me, if I
1652
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:36,200
already live alone in a cave, I
wouldn't be here.
1653
02:14:36,200 --> 02:14:38,280
If I wasn't needed, I would be
back home.
1654
02:14:39,640 --> 02:14:45,520
So how?
How does this benefit me in any
1655
02:14:45,520 --> 02:14:46,760
way?
I don't see the point.
1656
02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:54,480
Bah humbug.
And as you step out from your
1657
02:14:55,640 --> 02:15:01,960
hiding, he looks fully up, this
time at you, not startled or
1658
02:15:01,960 --> 02:15:03,520
defensive, but more just
attentive.
1659
02:15:03,920 --> 02:15:06,480
He studies you, Simo for a long
moment, the way someone
1660
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:09,480
evaluates weights and balance
before speaking.
1661
02:15:10,840 --> 02:15:18,160
You're right, he says.
If you already live alone, if
1662
02:15:18,160 --> 02:15:22,720
you've already chose quiet, then
this place isn't for you.
1663
02:15:25,160 --> 02:15:29,560
This doesn't benefit people who
know how to leave.
1664
02:15:30,520 --> 02:15:34,760
It benefits people who don't
know how to stop being needed.
1665
02:15:35,800 --> 02:15:37,320
Any gestures around the
workshop?
1666
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:42,560
Everyone here came because the
world only ever wanted one thing
1667
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:48,080
from them, and they couldn't
figure out who they were without
1668
02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:51,440
that demand.
And he meets your eyes directly
1669
02:15:51,440 --> 02:15:54,720
now.
You don't belong here because
1670
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:58,560
you're lonely.
You belong out there because you
1671
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:05,400
already know how to be alone.
This place doesn't give purpose,
1672
02:16:07,160 --> 02:16:11,560
it removes obligation.
And if obligation isn't what's
1673
02:16:11,560 --> 02:16:14,560
breaking you, then you're
wasting your time.
1674
02:16:17,440 --> 02:16:18,960
But that's not but.
You see?
1675
02:16:19,200 --> 02:16:24,040
But that's not a failure.
Oh, OK.
1676
02:16:24,480 --> 02:16:35,400
What do you mean by that?
I didn't come in here thinking
1677
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:40,000
that I had failed, frankly.
I came here to investigate some
1678
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:44,760
mysterious disappearances and I
have a strong suspicion that you
1679
02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:49,840
are at the center of them.
He tilts his head kind of back
1680
02:16:49,840 --> 02:16:52,799
at UC MO, and he doesn't soften
his voice any more than he
1681
02:16:52,799 --> 02:17:01,280
already has.
That this place doesn't need to
1682
02:17:02,240 --> 02:17:07,280
justify itself to you, and you
don't need to justify yourself
1683
02:17:07,280 --> 02:17:09,719
to it.
Failure would be staying
1684
02:17:09,719 --> 02:17:13,200
somewhere that solves a problem
you don't have.
1685
02:17:14,559 --> 02:17:20,280
Failure would be mistaking quiet
for emptiness or thinking
1686
02:17:20,280 --> 02:17:23,600
usefulness is the same thing as
worth.
1687
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:30,000
You've already chosen a life
where being alone isn't a
1688
02:17:30,000 --> 02:17:33,879
punishment.
That means you learned something
1689
02:17:33,879 --> 02:17:37,520
most people don't.
So if you walk out of here and
1690
02:17:37,520 --> 02:17:41,040
feel nothing pull at you, that's
not rejection.
1691
02:17:42,120 --> 02:17:44,879
That's proof this place wasn't
meant to keep you.
1692
02:17:45,920 --> 02:17:52,719
And then, almost as a an aside,
some doors are exits, some doors
1693
02:17:52,719 --> 02:17:55,120
are mirrors.
And he looks back down at his
1694
02:17:55,120 --> 02:17:58,520
work.
You figured out which one this
1695
02:17:58,520 --> 02:18:09,280
is.
I'm afraid I can't just leave
1696
02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:14,799
alone, though.
Others are counting on me to
1697
02:18:15,680 --> 02:18:21,160
bring the people who have called
volunteered to stay.
1698
02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:31,080
And yeah, until we've gotten
that sorted, I think I am needed
1699
02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:34,920
here.
This is the place for me for
1700
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:45,160
now.
And he kind of half chuckles at
1701
02:18:45,160 --> 02:18:48,920
himself.
That makes sense, he says.
1702
02:18:48,959 --> 02:18:50,840
He doesn't smile, he doesn't
frown.
1703
02:18:50,879 --> 02:18:55,559
He simply just adjusts his
understanding of you, Simo.
1704
02:18:55,559 --> 02:18:58,680
The way someone updates the plan
when the variable changes.
1705
02:18:59,440 --> 02:19:01,959
You didn't choose this place
because you need it.
1706
02:19:02,080 --> 02:19:04,639
You.
You chose it because someone
1707
02:19:04,639 --> 02:19:08,080
else might.
That's different.
1708
02:19:10,040 --> 02:19:13,040
He gestures towards the room.
Not inviting, not excluding.
1709
02:19:13,600 --> 02:19:17,760
Then yes, for now, this is a
place you can stand.
1710
02:19:18,639 --> 02:19:23,160
But don't confuse staying with
belonging.
1711
02:19:24,799 --> 02:19:27,080
Belonging would ask you to stop
watching.
1712
02:19:28,680 --> 02:19:32,520
You haven't where others are
sorted.
1713
02:19:32,760 --> 02:19:35,320
As he turns back to the table
and resumes working on the the
1714
02:19:35,320 --> 02:19:45,160
toy, you'll feel it, and you'll
leave without asking, and the
1715
02:19:45,160 --> 02:19:48,040
floor in the workshop begins to
steady.
1716
02:19:48,040 --> 02:19:51,080
The hum begins to steady a bit
more.
1717
02:19:55,520 --> 02:19:59,520
With that said, what I think we
had Indiana left.
1718
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:01,840
What?
What would What would you do?
1719
02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:07,440
Indiana kind of crosses her arms
and looks at him and she goes,
1720
02:20:07,440 --> 02:20:18,940
Who are you exactly?
And he sets his tools down and
1721
02:20:20,820 --> 02:20:24,820
he doesn't answer right away.
He finishes what he's doing,
1722
02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:28,460
aligns the seams, tightens the
joint, wipes his hands clean at
1723
02:20:28,460 --> 02:20:31,420
a cloth that's been that's seen
better years.
1724
02:20:31,920 --> 02:20:34,720
Only then does he put down his
tool and look up at you.
1725
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:46,280
Indiana, My name, who am I?
I'm Shelvin Crick.
1726
02:20:46,920 --> 02:20:50,240
Just that.
No title, no flourish.
1727
02:20:51,200 --> 02:20:54,560
I used to make toys for children
who still believed someone was
1728
02:20:54,560 --> 02:20:58,600
coming for them.
Then I started making things for
1729
02:20:58,600 --> 02:21:03,920
people who realized no one was.
And he glances around the
1730
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:07,520
workshop, not proudly, not
defensively.
1731
02:21:08,880 --> 02:21:12,320
I don't run this place.
I don't own it.
1732
02:21:13,320 --> 02:21:18,960
And he meets your eyes again.
I stay here because someone has
1733
02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:23,160
to be willing to finish things
without deciding what they
1734
02:21:23,160 --> 02:21:26,320
worth.
That's that's all I am.
1735
02:21:35,960 --> 02:21:40,960
The townspeople told us that you
leave and then come back.
1736
02:21:43,280 --> 02:21:47,160
Does someone take your place in
between those times?
1737
02:21:55,890 --> 02:22:00,930
He he nods once, kind of
acknowledging the accuracy
1738
02:22:00,930 --> 02:22:04,130
without the pride.
Yes, he says.
1739
02:22:04,610 --> 02:22:11,320
I, I leave and yes, I come back.
He got to rest his hands on the
1740
02:22:11,320 --> 02:22:16,680
edge of the table, thinking how
to phrase the rest of it without
1741
02:22:17,160 --> 02:22:21,720
dressing it up.
No one replaces me.
1742
02:22:23,520 --> 02:22:26,840
He kind of glances at the door
that leads back to the the the
1743
02:22:26,840 --> 02:22:28,760
warm rooms with the wardrobe and
the fire.
1744
02:22:29,720 --> 02:22:31,560
Because nothing here needs a
keeper.
1745
02:22:32,160 --> 02:22:38,160
Every moment when I'm gone, the
place does what it always does.
1746
02:22:39,360 --> 02:22:43,840
People sit, people talk, people
decide.
1747
02:22:45,920 --> 02:22:50,280
I only come back when someone
reaches the part where finishing
1748
02:22:50,480 --> 02:22:54,080
matters.
A quieter admission.
1749
02:22:55,880 --> 02:23:00,200
Sometimes that's a person,
sometimes it's a question.
1750
02:23:01,880 --> 02:23:05,480
He kind of shrugs.
There's nothing to finish.
1751
02:23:06,560 --> 02:23:12,000
Well then I become unnecessary.
This place doesn't fall apart
1752
02:23:12,280 --> 02:23:17,440
when I leave, and it doesn't
belong to me when I stay.
1753
02:23:19,360 --> 02:23:25,640
That's why I can go.
If someone ever needed to take
1754
02:23:25,640 --> 02:23:29,880
my place, it would mean I stayed
too long.
1755
02:23:31,440 --> 02:23:34,120
Does that satisfy your your
curiosity?
1756
02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:41,640
She's a kind of not.
Oh, she's a Bach I.
1757
02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:50,640
Got her.
Indiana kind of rubs her chin a
1758
02:23:50,640 --> 02:23:55,480
little and says I think that's
the best answer I'll get.
1759
02:24:01,640 --> 02:24:05,320
And she turns towards Simo and
says, I think we need to take
1760
02:24:05,320 --> 02:24:12,320
these people and leave.
Sounds good mate to me.
1761
02:24:16,320 --> 02:24:26,440
And as you say that to Simo, he
doesn't argue, he doesn't try to
1762
02:24:26,440 --> 02:24:28,680
keep, he doesn't try to keep
anyone.
1763
02:24:28,680 --> 02:24:32,920
He only nods once, slow and
deliberate, the way that someone
1764
02:24:32,920 --> 02:24:35,800
does when a conclusion has
finally been reached.
1765
02:24:37,680 --> 02:24:40,840
That's usually how it goes, he
says, kind of quietly.
1766
02:24:41,440 --> 02:24:44,400
He looks past you, toward the
room, the warm rooms beyond
1767
02:24:44,400 --> 02:24:48,480
where the others sit and wait.
Not trapped, not resisting, just
1768
02:24:48,800 --> 02:24:52,680
present.
You can tell them you're
1769
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:59,080
leaving, he says, or you can
just open the door, and he meets
1770
02:24:59,480 --> 02:25:01,640
Simo, your eyes for a brief
moment longer.
1771
02:25:02,440 --> 02:25:10,960
Either way, they'll choose the
path back is exactly where it's
1772
02:25:10,960 --> 02:25:15,280
always been, but he returns to
his work.
1773
02:25:24,750 --> 02:25:26,590
Well, I think are we just going
to try to, like, physically
1774
02:25:26,590 --> 02:25:28,630
carry these people out of here?
Yeah.
1775
02:25:28,950 --> 02:25:33,870
That's what that's my goal is to
to, to drag them out of here 1
1776
02:25:33,870 --> 02:25:37,150
by 1 if we have to, at least the
people we're looking for.
1777
02:25:38,710 --> 02:25:42,160
Well, I can see what I can shape
into.
1778
02:25:42,760 --> 02:25:47,760
I got Bayer nice strong.
Zemo's big enough to carry one
1779
02:25:47,760 --> 02:25:50,840
person over each shoulder, and
then Snowman Zemo could probably
1780
02:25:50,840 --> 02:25:58,820
do the same.
On the way.
1781
02:26:01,540 --> 02:26:07,940
What were you doing?
She's following along.
1782
02:26:11,440 --> 02:26:14,120
She's not going to drag nobody.
She's going to try to convince
1783
02:26:14,120 --> 02:26:16,600
somebody to go with her
willingly because these people
1784
02:26:16,600 --> 02:26:19,240
came here willingly of their own
volition.
1785
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:21,480
She's not going to force them to
leave if they do not wish to
1786
02:26:21,480 --> 02:26:27,640
leave.
Lord Crumbleton.
1787
02:26:32,840 --> 02:26:39,720
Lord Crumbleton, I'll stand up,
kind of brush off his his coat
1788
02:26:42,080 --> 02:26:47,080
holster is weapon for what seems
like the first time in a long
1789
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:56,280
time, Undo his belt and toss it
and the holster and the gun in
1790
02:26:56,280 --> 02:27:05,480
the fire and just say, I get it,
you can take them.
1791
02:27:06,960 --> 02:27:16,040
Maybe we should, but they'll
just find their way back.
1792
02:27:19,040 --> 02:27:23,600
That's what I did.
That's what I'll do.
1793
02:27:26,440 --> 02:27:37,890
I think I'll stay.
If that is your choice.
1794
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:59,830
OK, so Lord Crumbleton, we'll
start with you.
1795
02:28:00,910 --> 02:28:04,870
You will.
Actually, we will end with you.
1796
02:28:05,670 --> 02:28:14,510
So when all of you return, you
leave the workshop sans cookie.
1797
02:28:18,080 --> 02:28:24,760
You all return to the first room
where you met Pine and the rest
1798
02:28:24,760 --> 02:28:29,320
of the patrons that are in this
establishment.
1799
02:28:32,800 --> 02:28:39,640
When you go to, when you move to
lift them, the resistance is
1800
02:28:40,080 --> 02:28:44,360
immediate.
Not a struggle, not panic, but
1801
02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:49,440
more of weight.
The kind that comes from someone
1802
02:28:49,440 --> 02:28:53,960
who has already decided to stay.
No one is screaming.
1803
02:28:54,200 --> 02:28:58,400
No one's fighting back.
That's what makes it hard.
1804
02:29:01,040 --> 02:29:09,680
Estella, we'll start with you.
I need you to give me and you.
1805
02:29:09,720 --> 02:29:11,720
You are wild.
Shaping into a bear, correct?
1806
02:29:14,000 --> 02:29:16,800
Yeah, I mean, there's no point
in me trying to stay.
1807
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,960
Sure, you're just going to make
me move?
1808
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:32,220
Go ahead and give me an an
athletic check please. 14 OK, so
1809
02:29:32,460 --> 02:29:36,340
you know that you can physically
lift and carry two people that
1810
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:41,220
are not actively resisting.
So the people you try to lift
1811
02:29:41,580 --> 02:29:44,700
don't cling, they simply just go
limp.
1812
02:29:45,800 --> 02:29:49,160
Not unconscious, but more of a
resolution.
1813
02:29:51,240 --> 02:29:55,680
If you wish to carry one person
out, I will allow you, but it
1814
02:29:55,680 --> 02:29:57,720
will cost you a level of
exhaustion.
1815
02:30:00,480 --> 02:30:03,160
Can you repeat that?
Which?
1816
02:30:03,480 --> 02:30:07,600
If I want to try.
Yeah, if you wish to still try
1817
02:30:07,600 --> 02:30:11,120
to carry one person out, I will
allow you to, but it will cost
1818
02:30:11,120 --> 02:30:18,800
you one level of exhaustion.
I'm pocket, let's go for it.
1819
02:30:24,560 --> 02:30:30,440
OK, Simo, I need you to make me
an athletic check as well,
1820
02:30:30,440 --> 02:30:38,240
please.
All right, we got 15.
1821
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:47,680
OK, so one of the people you
lift gently remove themselves
1822
02:30:47,680 --> 02:30:51,160
from your grip.
Not with a shove, not angry,
1823
02:30:51,680 --> 02:30:58,280
just with a quiet Please don't.
You still may carry one person
1824
02:30:58,280 --> 02:31:05,880
out, but not 2.
Sorry bud, shops closed, time to
1825
02:31:05,880 --> 02:31:09,600
go home.
I start carrying the guy outside
1826
02:31:10,160 --> 02:31:18,000
again.
OK, and then Amelie, you are
1827
02:31:18,000 --> 02:31:20,080
going to give me a persuasion
check.
1828
02:31:22,680 --> 02:31:25,760
Now I tell you what, before you
give me a persuasion check,
1829
02:31:26,200 --> 02:31:27,920
let's role play this this part
out.
1830
02:31:29,120 --> 02:31:31,400
What would you say to the
person?
1831
02:31:37,850 --> 02:31:43,530
I think I would look at them and
say, come on, there are people
1832
02:31:43,530 --> 02:31:47,450
out there who miss you.
There is more life to be lived.
1833
02:31:48,160 --> 02:31:51,720
I understand that here is where
you are comfortable, but
1834
02:31:51,720 --> 02:31:53,520
sometimes life is not
comfortable.
1835
02:31:54,200 --> 02:31:58,320
Sometimes we have to do hard
things in order to see the good.
1836
02:31:59,400 --> 02:32:02,840
Let's go.
OK, time to go back to reality.
1837
02:32:03,080 --> 02:32:04,320
Give me a persuasion check
please.
1838
02:32:11,840 --> 02:32:14,680
Who?
That's a Nat 20 + 2 is 22.
1839
02:32:17,960 --> 02:32:25,500
OK.
Hell yeah, babe.
1840
02:32:26,140 --> 02:32:35,660
Now as who was first was that
Estella, as Estella begins to
1841
02:32:35,660 --> 02:32:41,820
lift the person to carry them
out, Lord Crumbleton, you will
1842
02:32:41,820 --> 02:32:47,460
straighten, and everyone else.
For the first time since you met
1843
02:32:47,460 --> 02:32:50,620
him, there's no weapon in his
hands.
1844
02:32:51,240 --> 02:32:56,440
He's undone, undone his belt.
Slowly, the leather creaks.
1845
02:32:57,000 --> 02:33:00,320
The holster comes free, and he
weighs at once, thoughtfully,
1846
02:33:00,960 --> 02:33:02,720
and then tosses it into the
fire.
1847
02:33:02,760 --> 02:33:05,040
The leather blackens, the metal
warps.
1848
02:33:05,560 --> 02:33:08,280
The fire does not flare.
It accepts.
1849
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:14,840
He gives a long and even exhale,
and he says, I get it.
1850
02:33:15,920 --> 02:33:18,240
He looks at the people being
lifted, the ones resisting
1851
02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:22,000
without struggle.
You can take them.
1852
02:33:22,160 --> 02:33:26,480
Maybe we should, but they'll
just find their way back.
1853
02:33:27,760 --> 02:33:32,440
That's what I did, that's what
I'll do, and I think I'll stay.
1854
02:33:33,520 --> 02:33:36,920
No one stops him.
No one asks him to.
1855
02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:45,560
Who do you actually succeed in
taking with you, and who do you
1856
02:33:45,560 --> 02:33:59,360
leave behind?
And as all of you begin the
1857
02:33:59,360 --> 02:34:07,880
process of taking people out
almost against their will, when
1858
02:34:07,880 --> 02:34:11,160
you move to take them, the room
does not resist you.
1859
02:34:12,120 --> 02:34:14,520
They do.
Estella.
1860
02:34:14,600 --> 02:34:20,280
You reach for 2/1, slips free,
just stepping back, eyes gentle
1861
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:27,960
and resolute, not unconscious,
just decided, and you haul them
1862
02:34:27,960 --> 02:34:32,240
up anyway.
Your muscles burn immediately,
1863
02:34:32,240 --> 02:34:37,760
your breath growing heavy.
This isn't how you wanted to use
1864
02:34:37,760 --> 02:34:41,760
this strength.
The exhaustion sets in even more
1865
02:34:41,880 --> 02:34:43,520
even before you can take a
second step.
1866
02:34:44,280 --> 02:34:49,320
But you don't let go, and you
carry 1 Simo.
1867
02:34:49,320 --> 02:34:52,480
You lift 1 cleanly when you
reach for the second the person
1868
02:34:52,480 --> 02:34:56,920
gently takes your wrist.
No anger, No Fear, just a quiet
1869
02:34:57,160 --> 02:35:00,720
please don't and they step out
of their grasp on their own.
1870
02:35:01,520 --> 02:35:06,520
Simo, you carry one out and know
that in your bones that you
1871
02:35:06,520 --> 02:35:10,160
could not have carried more
without breaking something that
1872
02:35:10,160 --> 02:35:13,720
mattered.
Amelie, you don't reach, you
1873
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:17,840
just speak.
You don't promise safety.
1874
02:35:18,000 --> 02:35:24,840
You don't promise consequence.
You offer choice about leaving,
1875
02:35:26,520 --> 02:35:32,960
about leaving being allowed,
about staying, being real, about
1876
02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:36,160
how deciding later is still
deciding.
1877
02:35:37,640 --> 02:35:40,600
The person you're speaking to
listens.
1878
02:35:40,600 --> 02:35:43,360
They really listen.
And then they nod.
1879
02:35:44,320 --> 02:35:49,560
They stand up on their own, and
they walk out beside you.
1880
02:35:49,760 --> 02:35:51,920
Amelie not rescued.
But choosing.
1881
02:35:52,000 --> 02:35:56,000
This matters more than the
others combined.
1882
02:35:57,680 --> 02:36:00,400
There's no alarms, no pursuit,
no judgement.
1883
02:36:02,720 --> 02:36:10,720
Lord Crumbleton stays behind.
That's because no one argued.
1884
02:36:11,760 --> 02:36:16,480
No one needed to.
What about Indiana?
1885
02:36:20,320 --> 02:36:24,480
Did I miss Indiana?
I'm so sorry, Indiana.
1886
02:36:24,480 --> 02:36:30,120
What is your action here?
Sorry, I was trying not to
1887
02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:34,200
interrupt you.
This would be a persuasion I
1888
02:36:34,200 --> 02:36:40,320
would go for.
OK, what are you attempting to
1889
02:36:40,320 --> 02:36:44,680
persuade exactly?
To to leave.
1890
02:36:45,320 --> 02:36:49,280
Specifically to leave.
OK.
1891
02:36:49,720 --> 02:36:52,120
Are you're attempting just with
one person or?
1892
02:36:54,960 --> 02:36:58,240
I'm going to try with one
person, yes, because I can see
1893
02:36:58,240 --> 02:36:59,840
that how everyone else is
struggling.
1894
02:37:00,440 --> 02:37:02,480
OK.
Are you doing a person
1895
02:37:02,480 --> 02:37:04,880
particular or just any one
person?
1896
02:37:07,320 --> 02:37:10,560
I'm going to do it with Stella.
The Baker was missing.
1897
02:37:14,440 --> 02:37:24,440
OK, what would you say to her?
I kind of, I'm pretty sure, so I
1898
02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,280
don't have to bend down to get
her at my level.
1899
02:37:29,160 --> 02:37:36,800
I pause and I look at her, and I
say The beautiful thing about
1900
02:37:36,800 --> 02:37:46,760
choice is that it is continuous.
The choice to be here will still
1901
02:37:46,760 --> 02:37:52,000
exist after you leave.
But wouldn't it be better to say
1902
02:37:52,280 --> 02:37:56,800
goodbye, To explain yourself to
the people you love, to those
1903
02:37:56,800 --> 02:38:02,320
who care?
Life has so many different
1904
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:05,800
options and choices, and if you
feel burdened by the one you've
1905
02:38:05,800 --> 02:38:10,600
made, you can always change it.
You can always come back here.
1906
02:38:10,600 --> 02:38:18,240
But leaving is more difficult.
I hope you'll consider going
1907
02:38:18,240 --> 02:38:24,640
with me.
OK, give me a persuasion check.
1908
02:38:28,080 --> 02:38:32,840
That's a 23.
OK, so as you are speaking to
1909
02:38:32,840 --> 02:38:40,600
Stella, Merrick overhears you as
well, and you speak where they
1910
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:47,080
can both hear and Stella's hands
still smelling faintly flour.
1911
02:38:47,720 --> 02:38:51,680
Merrick mug cradle but untouched
eyes call them in a way that
1912
02:38:52,080 --> 02:38:56,760
took years to earn.
They don't argue that Stain is
1913
02:38:56,760 --> 02:38:59,040
wrong.
Stella talks about unfinished
1914
02:38:59,040 --> 02:39:02,920
connections, about towns that
don't collapse when one person
1915
02:39:02,920 --> 02:39:07,240
rests but do hollow out when too
many never come back.
1916
02:39:09,400 --> 02:39:12,600
I won't pretend this place
didn't help us.
1917
02:39:13,200 --> 02:39:17,360
I just don't want it to be the
last place anybody remembers
1918
02:39:17,360 --> 02:39:24,960
UPS.
And Merrick is almost slower.
1919
02:39:24,960 --> 02:39:29,440
He stares into his mug for a
long time, then finally sets it
1920
02:39:29,440 --> 02:39:33,240
down.
I didn't think anyone would ask
1921
02:39:33,240 --> 02:39:37,120
me to come back, he admits to
you, and he kind of glances at
1922
02:39:37,120 --> 02:39:39,920
the door.
Not because they needed me, but
1923
02:39:40,880 --> 02:39:45,480
because they remembered me.
He stands, not hurried, not
1924
02:39:45,480 --> 02:39:52,600
regretful.
All right, I'll walk, just not
1925
02:39:52,600 --> 02:39:57,080
fast.
And both Stella and Merrick
1926
02:39:57,720 --> 02:40:05,560
leave under their own power.
Indiana kind of slowly walks
1927
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:12,040
with them and quietly tell tells
them both how they were hired to
1928
02:40:12,040 --> 02:40:15,960
find them, that people cared
that they were missing, but they
1929
02:40:16,480 --> 02:40:19,360
people are waiting for them to
come back, that they worry for
1930
02:40:19,360 --> 02:40:25,680
them.
And they just kind of nod with
1931
02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:32,160
you, Indiana, as you all walk
out of the Emporium together.
1932
02:40:32,960 --> 02:40:43,400
And as you exit the emporium,
you all of you feel this almost
1933
02:40:46,400 --> 02:40:56,480
weight of a burden per SE that
were they truly happy?
1934
02:40:56,640 --> 02:41:06,840
Were they?
Were they finally succumbing to
1935
02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:09,320
someone who was no longer
needed?
1936
02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:14,120
And that weight kind of stays
with you for quite a long time.
1937
02:41:19,840 --> 02:41:25,560
And weeks pass.
Snow is still falling in the
1938
02:41:25,560 --> 02:41:30,200
hamlet, but it's it no longer
lingers in the same places.
1939
02:41:30,960 --> 02:41:35,600
The chairs and Branacoil's
Tavern are no longer kept empty
1940
02:41:35,600 --> 02:41:38,480
on purpose.
Some nights they are filled,
1941
02:41:38,720 --> 02:41:42,960
some nights they aren't.
The town has learned to live
1942
02:41:42,960 --> 02:41:46,960
with that again.
Stella the Baker opens her shop
1943
02:41:46,960 --> 02:41:50,280
late now.
Not every morning, not every
1944
02:41:50,280 --> 02:41:53,000
day.
When she does, the bread is
1945
02:41:53,000 --> 02:41:56,840
simpler.
Fewer loaves, fewer promises.
1946
02:41:57,800 --> 02:42:01,720
People learn to arrive when the
door is open instead of
1947
02:42:01,720 --> 02:42:05,720
expecting it to be.
The oven runs slower.
1948
02:42:06,440 --> 02:42:10,000
The timer's tick still tick, but
she lets them ring for just a
1949
02:42:10,000 --> 02:42:13,080
moment longer.
She never pretends the work
1950
02:42:13,200 --> 02:42:15,880
doesn't tire her.
She also never pretends she
1951
02:42:15,880 --> 02:42:18,920
didn't choose it.
One of the people you carried
1952
02:42:18,920 --> 02:42:22,200
out never quite settles.
They try, truly.
1953
02:42:22,200 --> 02:42:24,760
They sleep, they eat, they laugh
when they mean to.
1954
02:42:25,480 --> 02:42:30,600
But eventually, on a morning
with fog too thick to argue,
1955
02:42:31,600 --> 02:42:35,360
they leave again.
No note, no apology.
1956
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:38,280
They find their way back to
warmth.
1957
02:42:38,280 --> 02:42:40,960
That doesn't ask the town.
I'm sorry.
1958
02:42:40,960 --> 02:42:44,680
That doesn't ask.
The town learns that rescue is
1959
02:42:44,680 --> 02:42:49,360
not the same as return.
The one Amelie spoke to, the one
1960
02:42:49,760 --> 02:42:51,600
who walked out under their own
power.
1961
02:42:52,200 --> 02:42:55,040
They don't go back.
They just take longer routes
1962
02:42:55,040 --> 02:42:57,040
home.
They sit in the cold.
1963
02:42:57,880 --> 02:43:02,160
When asked about the emporium,
they only say it helped me
1964
02:43:02,160 --> 02:43:06,080
remember how to decide.
And that's enough.
1965
02:43:06,480 --> 02:43:10,400
Estella feels the exhaustion for
days, not the ache of muscle,
1966
02:43:10,400 --> 02:43:14,120
but the deeper fatigue that
comes from carrying someone who
1967
02:43:14,120 --> 02:43:18,720
didn't want to be moved.
She recovers, but she remembers
1968
02:43:18,720 --> 02:43:21,760
the cost.
Simo, you never speak of this
1969
02:43:21,760 --> 02:43:25,080
moment when a hand gently stops
yours.
1970
02:43:26,160 --> 02:43:30,120
But from then on, when you
choose to stay somewhere, you,
1971
02:43:30,200 --> 02:43:33,040
you do it.
You know you do it with your
1972
02:43:33,040 --> 02:43:35,320
whole body, not just your
strength.
1973
02:43:36,520 --> 02:43:40,160
Indiana You're remembered by
name, not as a savior, but by
1974
02:43:40,800 --> 02:43:43,680
someone who asked the question
out loud when it mattered.
1975
02:43:45,000 --> 02:43:48,560
And somewhere beyond the edge of
town, where the Lantern light
1976
02:43:48,560 --> 02:43:54,320
ends and the roads narrow into
something less certain, the
1977
02:43:54,320 --> 02:43:58,640
Emporium waits.
Not open, not closed.
1978
02:43:58,640 --> 02:44:02,920
Just there.
And inside, Lord Crumbleton
1979
02:44:04,400 --> 02:44:08,720
Molassaker sits by a fire that
does no longer judge him.
1980
02:44:10,160 --> 02:44:13,480
He is not finished, but he's no
longer running.
1981
02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:18,560
He thinks that, for now, is
enough.
1982
02:44:19,240 --> 02:44:24,400
And not every door is meant to
be closed.
1983
02:44:26,680 --> 02:44:33,840
Some are meant to be understood,
and some are meant to be walked
1984
02:44:33,840 --> 02:44:37,840
away from without ever needing
to be locked.
1985
02:44:37,840 --> 02:44:43,120
Behind you, snow falls softly
outside.
1986
02:44:43,400 --> 02:44:46,840
The Carol drifts on, gentle and
endless.
1987
02:44:47,600 --> 02:44:52,440
Somewhere, a toy clicks into
place and Christmas stays warm.
1988
02:44:53,960 --> 02:44:57,680
And that's where our story ends.
The snow keeps falling, the fire
1989
02:44:57,680 --> 02:45:02,240
stays warm, and the choice that
was made will never stop
1990
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:05,600
echoing.
Thank you for listening to Crit
1991
02:45:05,600 --> 02:45:09,000
Happens and for sharing this
special holiday story with us.
1992
02:45:09,000 --> 02:45:13,800
The toy makers regret the tale
about comfort, exhaustion, and
1993
02:45:13,800 --> 02:45:18,280
the quiet weight of deciding
when enough is enough, And we're
1994
02:45:18,280 --> 02:45:20,720
grateful you stayed with us
through every moment.
1995
02:45:22,560 --> 02:45:24,040
This concludes the holiday
special.
1996
02:45:24,120 --> 02:45:27,880
Thank you so much for listening.
We will be back next week to
1997
02:45:27,880 --> 02:45:33,960
finish up our UNIT episode as
well as moving on with our main
1998
02:45:33,960 --> 02:45:40,120
campaign with new stories to
tell, but for now, we hope this
1999
02:45:40,120 --> 02:45:42,480
one lingers a little bit longer
than most.
2000
02:45:43,280 --> 02:45:46,520
From all of us here at Crit
Happens and the P3 Podcast
2001
02:45:46,520 --> 02:45:49,960
Network, I am Spencer Hart
wishing all of you a Merry
2002
02:45:49,960 --> 02:45:53,080
Christmas and a very happy New
Year.
2003
02:45:53,400 --> 02:45:56,600
Take care of yourselves, take
care of each other, and
2004
02:45:56,600 --> 02:46:00,080
remember, sometimes rest is a
gift too.
2005
02:46:01,360 --> 02:46:02,080
Good night everybody.
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world.
Share it with your party and
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kick off your next session
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Preserve the essence, keep the
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start recapping today.
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faster.
Last session, the holiday
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adventurers arrived to a holiday
hamlet wrapped in warmth and
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absence.
Snow fell the way stories
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promise.
Hearths glowed and songs drifted
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like the town's steady breath,
yet empty chairs and shuttered
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windows lingered in the corners
of sight.
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At Branagh Coyle's Tavern, a
single seat was kept for
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Merrick, a widower who never
missed a bowl of Stew.
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Until he did.
His friends spoke of him
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returning lighter each time,
happy and content, as though
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vanishing were a gentle mercy
rather than a wound.
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At Town hall, 1/2 elf clock with
ink stained fingers pulled a
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weathered Ledger and a pair of
maps.
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She had tracked a private
pattern.
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The 1st to go were those least
checked on.
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She named Gelvin Crick, the old
toy maker whose shop once gave
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company to the lonely.
On the older map, Crick's
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Emporium sat on East Lane.
On the new one, the shop had
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been removed as neatly as an
entry crossed out.
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Lord Crumbleton Molassica, a
gingerbread noir with a sugar
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dusted hat and a candy cane
sidearm, took the case with a
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hard promise.
Santa doesn't handle the hard
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cases.
I'm what happens after you get
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cold?
A stop at the bakery turned
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uncanny.
Millie Sandbake, served from a
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room, paused mid moment, an
ovens loaf perfectly between raw
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and done.
The timer stopped as if the air
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forgot how to tick.
Sailor.
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The Baker had finished her
morning's work, wrapped
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tomorrow's dough, and declared
she was done being kneaded
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before leaving with a relieved
smile.
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Outside, the streets bent
subtly.
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Wrong corners drifted.
Lantern light shortened, and a
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warm draft carried pine and
varnish toward an address that
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shouldn't exist.
Crick's Emporium stood ahead,
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windows, gold toys in perfect
rows, it's sign promising.
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Everyone has a purpose.
The snow stirred with motion
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that felt prepared, not hungry.
Tin choir boys rose, ribbon
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gremlins unfurled, and the alley
erupted.
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Crumbleton expanded to a
towering silhouette and opened
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with ruthless precision.
Simo stepped into the line,
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shield high as his summoned
snowman smashed into brass and
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paint.
Fiery's hand borne lightning
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seared A gremlin to stillness.
Twiggy, high on a broom, let
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fire bloom and rattle the shop's
pains.
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Indiana slid through the drift
and finished a gremlin with a
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clean shot while Amelie's arrow
and Estella's dire wolf form
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pressed the attack.
When silence returned, toys lay
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as if carefully set down, not
broken.
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A small brass gear stamped JK
glinted in the snow.
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Inside the emporium felt like a
place that had pulled out a
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chair for them hours ago.
The door clicked shut.
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Warmth pressed in, and from
deeper in the Golden Isles a
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fond and tired voice said Oh
good, you made it.
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The toy maker's regret waited
past the shelves, and with it
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the truth of where the missing
had gone and why the town felt
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relieved to let them go.
Stop, let's write this story.
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I don't need the allegory.
Please just tell me what's real.
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But nothing ever seemed to be
real.
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But she's some colors that don't
exist.
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Painting my painting
counterfeit.
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Bless every truth I knew just
starts to twist.
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Can from a calm in a world like
this.
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I've been my tongue till the
words went dry, warm, old like a
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chief disguise.
See the truth when I close my
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eyes.
The hardest part was a great
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goodbye and safety ache and
master pain.
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I've been lost inside my name.
All the mirrors look the same,
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but I don't see my face.
Face.
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Welcome back criticism to
another episode of Crit happens
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here on Spotify, iTunes,
player.fmpoddirectory.com,
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stitcher.com, TuneIn Radio,
iHeartRadio, also now on
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SiriusXM and Pandora.
Want to welcome back our holiday
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adventurers?
Say hello, adventurers.
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Hello Adventures.
Oh, hello.
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Hello Ventures.
Hello.
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Did you say I just got to ask,
did you say criticisms?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the thing we came up with
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weeks ago.
Well, I missed it in time now.
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Yeah, So you might not have been
there actually, now that I think
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about it.
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's
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something we came up with a few
weeks ago.
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And actually, I love that Archie
came up with it.
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We were, we were mulling over
nicknames because of course
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critters is taken.
And I was like, oh, we got to
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come up with something.
And just off the cuff, he's
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like, what about criticism?
And we're all like, Oh my God, I
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love that.
It's perfect.
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So we are here once again to
finish our holiday.
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We call it a one shot, but
typically it takes us 2-3
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episodes to get through.
But to our holiday session we'll
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call it.
So again, as the recap stated,
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you guys have just entered the
the Emporium, Crix Emporium and
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we left off the session with the
oh good, you're here.
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So do we have any questions
before we start?
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I don't think I ever changed out
of direwolf form and that stays
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for an hour, but I think I'm so
a wolf.
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That would be correct, yeah.
So that'll be cool.
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That'll be fun.
Cool.
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I'm still meeting.
Her people.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
Wait, yeah.
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Aren't you like 7 feet something
now?
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Quick.
That's right.
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I forget.
Yeah.
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How large?
Yeah, yeah, you're going to need
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to duck on your way in, but all
right, so the doors close behind
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you with the sound too gentle to
be a lock.
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Warmth settles in, not rushing,
not pressing, just arriving, the
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way a blanket finds its weight
after you stop adjusting it.
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The noise of the street fades,
not cut off but politely
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dismissed.
Snow light becomes window gold.
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Shadows soften the air.
Smells of pine, old wrapping
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paper, and something sweet that
never quite names itself.
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Rows of toys lined the walls,
not chaotic or crowded, each one
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placed with care, angled just
enough to be seen.
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Soldiers at rest, dolls with
folded hands.
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Animals mid stretch, caught
between motion and stillness.
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No one rushes to meet you.
A long hearth runs the length of
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the far wall, embers glowing low
and steady.
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People sit nearby.
Some talk quietly, some sip from
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mugs that steam without
thinning.
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Others simply sit, eyes closed,
breathing like they had finally
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found a place that does not ask
anything of them.
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They notice you, but they they
don't react.
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No Fear, no surprise, no relief.
Just the mild curiosity reserved
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for someone who has arrived
early or late, never on time.
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A tall figure tends the fire.
His movements are practiced,
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careful, unhurried.
He sets the fire poker down,
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straightens and smiles the way
someone does when guests finally
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find their way in from the cold.
Oh.
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He says, voice fond and worn
thin in places.
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Good, you made it.
He gestures, open handed,
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towards the warmth.
Please sit, there's time.
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You telling me what to do?
No, not at all.
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It's just there's, there is room
for everyone.
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So there's like a fireplace.
Yeah, you think of it kind of
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like if you any of you have been
to like a ski resort or like a
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ski hill, you know, like there's
like the inside, there's just
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everybody's huddled around the
fire and, you know, drinking
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coffee or a warm.
So in order to get to the
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fireplace, do I have to like
pass by him?
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Yeah, you would be, you would be
kind of centered around the, you
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know, the other patrons there.
I mean, you would be centered,
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but you would absolutely be
around them.
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OK, well, I mean, I'd like to
kind of in my wolf form still
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just take a little sniffer
around, you know, and make my
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way towards the fire.
But I would definitely like to
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just, I don't know why I would
like to go past him and sniff.
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Sure.
I mean, you know, this is not
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the first time I've asked for a
role for Sniff in this camp or
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in this this podcast.
So what the hell, give me a I'll
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call it an investigation check.
OK, Oh, how's A9?
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With a nine there's.
Have extra yeah.
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With a nine, I mean, there's
nothing out of the ordinary that
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catches your sniffer.
You you smell the you know what
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you would expect the smell.
Oh, I have keen hearing and
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smell so I have advantage on
perception checks.
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I'll let you.
I'll let you roll advantage
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again.
OK, come on.
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Worse.
I got an 8.
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Perfect.
So with the 8 and the nine, you,
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you smell exactly what you would
expect to smell, you know, with
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a fire going and people kind of
having their own hot drinks and
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you know, the the standard
holiday smells of, you know,
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again, pine, peppermint, hot
chocolate, you know, things
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along those natures.
Like a whiny type thing and
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shrug and I'm going to go like
curl up in front of the fire and
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like, look around and observe.
Sure.
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Yeah, I mean you'll hello curl
up in front of the fire and the
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patrons around you don't seem to
be reacting.
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They it's just another day at
the office for them.
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Patty, you were asking if there
were baked goods.
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Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah.
Awesome.
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You know, think of this place as
a, we'll call it a welcome hall
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of sorts.
You know, it's, you know, think
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if you were to walk into a
potluck that you weren't
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expecting to walk into, There's
people huddled or you know,
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people are around eating food,
drinking drinks, having some,
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you know, conversations at the
fire, although the conversations
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that are occurring here aren't
very prevalent almost, you know,
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sometimes they're talking to
themselves or they're, you know,
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with a hushed whisper, kind of
whispering to each other, but
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nothing about anything.
We'll call it stressful.
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Emily's going to look at the guy
and be, like you said, time.
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Time for.
What exactly?
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There's always time to to warm
up and sit where you'd like and
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just enjoy yourself.
Is that a baking joke warm up?
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It was not meant to such my
friend.
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Emily's going to kind of like
slip by this guy and she's going
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to sit next to the fire and open
a book that has a sprig of
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mistletoe as a bookmark, and
she's just going to kind of lean
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back and read.
OK.
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I'll take a listen to the
conversations that are going on.
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Yeah, same.
Sure.
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Also, can I go cuddle up to
Amelie?
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Sure, what the hell.
Yay.
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You're under the mistletoe
though.
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Oh shit, I'll give her a lick.
Thank you, I still appreciate
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the texture of your tongue on my
cheek.
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The.
Texture of your tongue.
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What a compliment.
What a sentence.
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Holy crap.
I'm going to for no reason.
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I'm just going to hit the marker
key and I'll do the audition for
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that one.
All right?
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Jesus.
OK, so anybody that wants to
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listen for conversations can go
ahead and give me a perception
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check or they can take their
passive if you wish.
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Do I do the set advantage?
Keen hearing, I will say yes.
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Yep.
I'm a 25.
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OK. 15. 24.
Got a dirty 20?
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Is a 3020. 3020 all.
Right.
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So everybody that rolled above a
12, which I think is everyone,
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the conversations that you are
hearing between these patrons,
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again, some of them are even
talking just a little bit to
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themselves.
Otherwise they're not really
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speaking at all.
They're just enjoying the
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atmosphere.
The conversations that you do
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hear aren't anything that
worrisome are important.
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They're more just kind of
talking about things that they
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enjoy in their lives and, you
know, their family members and
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kind of talk with each other
about how good it feels to kind
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of relax.
I want to go up to the ones that
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are having a conversation about
family.
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Oh boy.
OK, sure.
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So you'll walk up to there's a
couple different, there's a an
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older gentleman and there's also
an older woman.
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You know, they're kind of
converse, you know, conversing
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with each other.
Sure them then.
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Say again sorry.
Said them then.
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Yes.
That's that's who I'll go up to,
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OK.
You'll so you'll.
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Are you still in large form?
Yeah, I'll, I'll be medium.
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OK.
So just standard, standard
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height, you just walk up to them
and you'll just stand there.
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I'll say that's a pretty nice
conversation you're having.
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I I had a family once till they
were eaten.
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Now, I don't suppose you ever
had a cookie or two in your
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life, have you?
The, the, they're not a couple,
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but the couple will, they'll
kind of glance at each other and
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smile, look up at you and says,
my goodness, I mean cookies,
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especially during the holiday
season or one of the best treats
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that you can get, especially
down at the bakery with, with
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the, the, you know, the Baker we
love, we love the cookies here.
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Going to unholster my candy cane
pistol and just kind of like
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slap my hand on the table with
it under my hand and say when's
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the last time you had a
gingerbread?
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Give me give me a give me an
intimidation check with
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disadvantage that.
Is a 1717.
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OK.
Oh, disadvantage.
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Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, that is a, that is a
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14. 14 OK, well, the 14 they
will, you know, kind of look at
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your candy cane pistol, kind of
look at each other and they're
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the smile starts to fade just a
tad when you when you kind of
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bang your hands on the table
with the pistol and say how many
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gingerbreads have you eaten in
your life?
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You kind of hear from the far
end of the room by the by the
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fire.
You say you you don't need to do
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that here.
No one you can put that down.
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It's it's all right some.
It is down, can't you see?
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Please, there's there's no need
for hostility here.
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Fighting is usually the last
thing people are ready to let go
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of.
Well, if it's the last thing
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they're willing to let go of,
then it's the first thing
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they're willing to do.
I I must ask that you put that
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away.
There's there's no need for
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hostility.
I'll pick it up and I'll just
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hold it in my hand at my side.
I'll turn around and walk away.
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And as I'm walking away under my
breath, I'll say gingerbread
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eating sons of bitches.
OK, what's everybody else doing?
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What did did I hear?
Anything interesting from the
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perception?
Just like trying to listen in on
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conversations around us.
Yeah, yeah.
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So yeah, everybody that rolled.
First of all, hello, Buggy.
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You are the most handsome boy in
the universe.
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Audio listeners, we love you to
death.
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Discord is we're being shown a
dog.
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Hello, Finnegan.
Thanks for making your
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appearance on Critical.
Critical happens today.
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You are a good boy.
Spencer almost got us cancelled.
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OK, so to answer your question,
no, I mean nothing that you
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wouldn't expect.
I would say nothing out of the
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ordinary.
You know, like I said, they're
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talking about family, they're
talking about relaxation,
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letting go of of stress and
things that are bothering them.
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Nothing.
Like I said, nothing necessarily
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out of place.
Well, wasn't this like a toy
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shop slash factory?
Are you, are you asking me that?
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Are you asking me that out of
game?
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Well, I don't know how I'd ask
you in game.
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Well, I I didn't know if you
were asking 1.
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Of the what part?
Bark, Bark wolf.
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I guess.
Yeah, OK.
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Yeah, you're right.
You're still in wolf form.
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So it more come like a ger.
Uh huh.
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Well, because I just, I thought
last session where we ended was
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fighting outside the like
factory or toy shop and that's
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what we went inside and now it's
like this resorty type thing.
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Yeah, I mean, I tell you what.
Give me give me an insight
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check.
OK.
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OK.
I get the sense we're in more of
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a lobby.
Which is 12 first.
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Room.
You said 12, OK, With a 12, I
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mean, there's not necessarily
anything on the door or the sign
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that says that this is
exclusively a toy shop.
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It just says Crick's Emporium.
Huh.
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OK, interesting.
Noted.
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Indiana's going to find a table
and like, try and make herself
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make herself at home with
whoever's whatever table she
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randomly picks and try and see
if she can grab some snacks.
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OK, yeah, tell you what, give me
a Dexterity check to check to
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check for grabbing snacks.
I'm feeling feisty tonight.
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You get 3 cookies.
You.
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Had it.
All those bad rolls 6. 6 you you
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successfully grab one cookie,
but as you go for the second
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cookie, you kind of accidentally
knock it off the table.
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Wait, can I get it?
Give me a.
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Give me a precise.
Rule.
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I'm gonna dive and go 5 second
rule.
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Oh boy, I'll tell you what.
Give me, give me, give me
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competing Dexterity checks.
We'll just call it a straight
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Dexterity check.
What is this dex?
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OK.
Plus 41.
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Did you say 40?
21.
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OK, well, I got 12, so I'm not
very good in my wolf form, by
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the way, but I'm enthusiastic.
By the way, great song by Rush
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2112.
OK, yeah, Patty.
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Well, you'll absolutely pick up
the cookie 1st.
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And as you pick up the cookie
and begin to eat it, you see
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this wolf just coming, just
ready to pounce, trying to grab
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the cookie, and she misses.
I get sad.
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I'm going to like, taunt her a
little bit with it, like, oh,
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it's so good.
And then eventually like break
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off a piece and throw it down to
her, OK.
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And as you guys take that in,
the warmth around you is
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settling in again, and somebody
nearby kind of exhales like
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they've been holding in their
breath of a long time.
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What?
Wait, where someone's holding in
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their breath?
No, somebody exhaled like they
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were holding in their breath.
Right, like they were holding in
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their breath.
Where'd it come from themselves?
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Where?
Oh, there's, there's people all
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around you remember?
But I it was, but I can't tell
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who.
No.
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00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,800
Huh.
Who did that?
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00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,120
Who?
Breathed.
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Which one of you exhaled like
that?
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It was who?
Breathed.
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Are you?
Are you saying that to me?
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Like are you saying in circles?
Are you saying that with your
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gun?
Yeah, I pick it up just like
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pointing straight out.
Give me an intimidation check.
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Matt, 20.
Jesus.
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Christ, Oh my God.
It's the only check 20 I rolled
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like making them.
Crumble.
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Where's the?
Cookie got riz.
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I have questions.
Jesus for the natural point.
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Something suspicious in here and
one of you is going to tell me
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what's going on.
And you hear.
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00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:18,440
Baked I will have more riz.
Yeah, you hear or you see, you
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know, a woman stirring, you
know, her mug answer is kind of
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without looking up, she goes, I
did.
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And she kind of gestures vaguely
towards the the hearth and says
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the fire does that to people.
You can, you can put that down,
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dear.
No one's sneaking.
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I'm not a people.
The fire does that to everyone.
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00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,600
What do you mean the fire?
Emily's going to say, and she
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looks over her book at this
lady.
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Say it again.
You, you're kind of cut out.
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00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,280
What do you mean the fire?
Emily is going to kind of look
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over her book at this lady.
I mean she she again kind of
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does like the have you ever seen
that that Tik Toker, I forget
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his name, Kabe Lami.
I think his name is where he
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puts his hand up and he points
at something with both of his
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hands.
Like she kind of like gestures
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towards the fire a little bit
more and she's like this, the
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fire it, it brings out something
in people that they don't
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necessarily know is there.
As this is going on, I'm going
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to be loading my my weapon with
a different type of of candy
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cane ammunition.
OK.
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00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,680
I'm sniffing the fire.
What the My spells, never mind.
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My ears perk up and I go and I'm
just like looking around very
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alertly.
Your character doesn't hear
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00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,200
that, by the way.
Oh no.
396
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:10,520
Oh, then I'm sniffing a fire.
Would any of us hear that?
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00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,040
All all of so that noise is for
out of game purposes.
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00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,440
I can't really tell you what it
is, OK, but just know that that
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00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,880
nose is not necessarily a good
thing.
400
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
Oh.
Love that for us.
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00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,520
I'm going to, I'm going to
unload my gun into the into the
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hearth, the fireplace.
Where I'm standing in front of.
403
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,560
Using my frostbite cane.
OK, let me let me understand
404
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,840
this correctly.
You are putting ammunition into
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a fire.
No, I'm putting frostbite cane
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into a fire Sugar ice hard and
spiked that deals cold damage
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00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,960
and leaves in its place a 10
foot radius of difficult ice
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terrain.
OK, when you I'm putting the
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fire out, sure.
When you empty your ammunition
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into this fire, the frostbite
cane.
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00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,600
Can I say empty?
I mean, shooting, I'm shooting
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it.
I'm emptying my gun into it,
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00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,400
unloading it, emptying it,
right, You know?
414
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,240
I I thought you were saying.
Bang Bang, Bang, Bang Bang.
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Do the smart thing and not do
the gun thing.
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00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:42,040
Jesus Christ, someone.
Does.
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And run as you begin to fire
this gun into the into the fire,
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00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,720
the shots kind of crack through
the entire room, sharp and
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completely out of place.
The flame butters embers are
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scattering and then the fire
settles again just continuing
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the bullets and the the
frostbite gun.
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What was it?
Frostbite cane just vanish into
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the coals without any spark,
smoke, any change.
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The warmth remains unchanged,
steady as a breath.
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And that there's a magic fire,
y'all.
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After a moment, one of the
patrons near the hearth kind of
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murmurs, almost kindly, and it
says it doesn't mind you talk.
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Like it's living.
Sorry, it the fire.
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Eyes are very wide now, both
from fear of being shot at and
430
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that statement.
Fear of being shot?
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Which one are you fearful more
of?
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00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,920
I'm going to be honest, probably
the shot at because I was just
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in front of that fire like.
I'm a real good shot.
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00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Actually, you weren't.
You were back by the table with
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I.
Had gone up to go take a sniff,
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00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,600
Sir, I had said that right
before.
437
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,800
Oh, did you?
I I missed that, but OK.
438
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,320
OK.
Yeah.
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00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,720
So your your eyes are like shot
up to the sky and you almost
440
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,360
have like red eyes, like you're
scared to death.
441
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,360
Yep, there's a little shaking
wine going on here.
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00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,640
Magic fire.
I can tell, can feel it can
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feel.
It was that before or after you
444
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shot at it?
Well, I knew after I shot it.
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00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,000
Wouldn't have known without the
shooting.
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00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:49,600
You're welcome.
Oh, sure, Indiana's going to
447
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,360
finish her cookie off and like,
dust off the crumbs and she's
448
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going to walk over to the
gentleman we first kind of met
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and be like, you know, I'm
sorry, I don't know where my
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manners are.
I mean Deanna Stones, I'd love
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to know who my host is.
And as you walk up to the
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gentleman, the echo of the last
shot is still kind of ringing in
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the air.
For a moment, nobody's really
454
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speaking.
And you then walk up to the
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individual and as you are
introducing yourself, he's kind
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00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,760
of looking side eye at Lord
Crumbleton.
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00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,880
He almost gives like a long
measured look, not judgmental,
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00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,760
but more familiar.
And he shakes Indiana.
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00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,480
He shakes your hand and says,
I'm pine.
460
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,080
And he looks over as he's
shaking your hand at Lord
461
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:59,160
Crumbleton and goes, usually
people try yelling first.
462
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:04,600
Gums come a little bit later.
And he turns back to you,
463
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,920
Indiana, and says, I help keep
things moving when folks arrive.
464
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,200
And again, looks over at Lord
Crumbleton and says loudly.
465
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,480
And he glances at the fire and
then back at Lord Crumbleton and
466
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,360
says, are you done testing it?
Guns come later.
467
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:28,640
Is that a threat?
He raises his gun a little bit,
468
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,600
not at him, but like in front of
his feet, kinda.
469
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,560
He kind of nods at you once,
like he was expecting that
470
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,240
answer, and he goes.
Fair that that won't work,
471
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,120
though.
Nothing here does if if you're
472
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:54,240
trying to scare it.
I don't need to scare, I just
473
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,680
need to kill.
Killing is not necessary here.
474
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Is it necessary for someone to
have created a 7 foot
475
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,120
gingerbread cookie?
That can talk and shoot.
476
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,000
Is it necessary for me to drink
my own urine?
477
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,800
No, but I do it anyway because
it's sterile and I like the
478
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,680
taste.
For the players in my lobby
479
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,320
right now that have no idea what
I'm talking about, I'm
480
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:25,280
referencing dodgeball.
Oh yeah, I felt you.
481
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,160
Can dodge a wrench.
You can dodge a ball.
482
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,640
Punk.
Still one of my favorite movies
483
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,600
anyway.
Yeah.
484
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,760
So again, he he feels 0
intimidation.
485
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,120
You know, he's 100% not fearful
of anything.
486
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,360
You speak about the fire as if
it's living, as if it has its
487
00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,760
own consciousness.
Why is that?
488
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,440
Say again, you were kind of
cutting out again.
489
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,680
What was that last part you
said?
490
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,960
I hate this phone sometimes, I
said.
491
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,320
You speak about the fire as if
it has its own consciousness.
492
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:22,239
Why is that?
Well, I mean, the fire itself
493
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:31,880
represents warmth and happiness
it but it it doesn't choose to
494
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,920
have a conscience.
And there's a small beat and he
495
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,800
says it holds what people give
it.
496
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,400
High 5.
He'll immediately just give you
497
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,080
1 back.
Nice and soft though, because
498
00:34:51,080 --> 00:35:00,950
you are a cookie.
What the hell, right?
499
00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:05,990
Fire and I are friends.
Oh I'm sorry, were you were you
500
00:35:05,990 --> 00:35:11,160
giving the fire a high 5?
I apologize, you said it holds
501
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,320
on to what it's given so I gave
it a high.
502
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,960
Pine, I apologize.
I thought you were talking about
503
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,920
pine.
You just for a moment just stick
504
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,160
your hand in the fire and you
have just a small singe on your
505
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,760
on your, you know, your hand.
It smells a little bit like
506
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,600
burnt cookie.
Under Why suspicious?
507
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:40,200
Give me an insight check.
That one.
508
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,080
It's definitely not you.
Something smells like burnt.
509
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,320
Cookie in here.
Somebody in this room farted and
510
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:52,280
it smells like burnt cookie.
Just like cock, my head is
511
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,160
cocked to the side this staring
at this damn cookie man.
512
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,400
You're like, I'm so hungry.
A little bit, but also still
513
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,960
petrified, like he just shot at
me.
514
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,600
I don't think he's got all the
parts in his brain.
515
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960
He is a cookie.
Are you sure he even has a
516
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:28,520
brain?
No, and as as Lord Crumbleton is
517
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:34,680
burning himself and Estella is
about ready to start just like.
518
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,560
She's having a mental break.
Indiscriminately killing people.
519
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,760
Pine kind of looks all at all of
you.
520
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,120
He saw all of you enter with
each other and says, just so you
521
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,120
know, nothing you've done so far
disqualifies you from being
522
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:58,800
here.
Disqualifies us as if this is a
523
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,840
competition.
No, no.
524
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,360
Disqualifies you just from being
here, from being in this place
525
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,960
and being in this, you know, in
this building.
526
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:14,800
You know this building
represents happiness and the
527
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,840
ability to let go.
How come this place isn't on the
528
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:27,320
map anymore?
Well, that depends on your your
529
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,560
answer to this question.
You know, most people start with
530
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:40,040
letting go of just very easy
things, but everyone has their
531
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,920
stressors in life and has their
attention.
532
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,240
What?
What would you let go of?
533
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:57,920
I'm a living cookie.
I've been around for four days
534
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:03,640
and I'm pissed off, so I suppose
maybe I'd give up a little bit
535
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:10,040
of the anchor.
Any kind of gestures to the rest
536
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:15,120
of you as almost like to
represent, you know, what about
537
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:26,440
you?
Simo's definitely feeling a
538
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:31,320
little Grinch like with all of
this warm familial atmosphere
539
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,720
and holiday spirit.
That's not Simo's vibe, but he
540
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,720
might give it a chance.
He can give up his miserliness.
541
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,120
I'm sorry I zoned out for a
second there.
542
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,600
What was the question?
Question is what would you give
543
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,320
up essentially?
For what?
544
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,280
What would you let go?
Stressors in life to.
545
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,840
Ease your mind.
Right to clear your head.
546
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,760
All right, now it'd be this
cookie.
547
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,040
The cookie stresses you.
Yeah, it shot at me.
548
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,520
But she said it like this girl.
Woof woof rah.
549
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:17,680
Literally I put more of a wine
honestly like I I I'm I'm
550
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,040
shaking it just to smidgens.
Yeah, yeah.
551
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,960
You'll look at Lord Crumbleton
and just kind of let out that
552
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,480
stereotypical wine, like I'm
afraid of it.
553
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,760
Want to say I think she likes me
and I'll go pat her.
554
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,080
I'll pat her on the head one
time.
555
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,960
Like my head is like, my head is
going into my shoulders.
556
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,120
The more you pat.
Like I'm like, you know, like
557
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
you're touching me.
Yeah, I tell you what.
558
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:47,840
I tell you what.
Give me a SO give me an insight
559
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,240
check.
OK, don't.
560
00:39:54,850 --> 00:40:01,970
Worry little puppy, I won't let
anybody hurt you. 12. 12 Yeah,
561
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:06,130
you're kind of indifferent.
Not necessarily like you're
562
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:10,010
about to shit your drawers, but
also not like, you know, stop
563
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:24,480
fucking touching me.
Brenna Nope, here I am.
564
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:37,280
The dawn of the third day.
Hold up, hold up.
565
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,000
Do we hear that?
No, we didn't hear it the first
566
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,480
time either.
And we definitely didn't hear it
567
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,000
this time.
Not in game, no.
568
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,870
No.
All right, Sir, how exactly do
569
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:02,910
we let go anger and holiday
resentment?
570
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,550
Well, I mean, I said.
It and I don't feel like it
571
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,270
happened.
What's the trick?
572
00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:12,070
I mean, well, he and he kind of
has like an almost like an
573
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:16,400
apologetic smile and he kind of
gestures deeper into the shop
574
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,720
where the aisles are narrow and
lights kind of softening.
575
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,840
And he goes, depends.
Most people start with the
576
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,320
wardrobes.
Some skip ahead.
577
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,920
A few just sit until they're
ready.
578
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:36,200
He kind of looks at all of you
as a whole and he goes, all of
579
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,320
you don't strike me as the
sitting type.
580
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,000
Ready for what exactly?
What lies at the end of this?
581
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:59,720
Truth, happiness, stress free,
you, Everybody has their their
582
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,320
answer to that question.
But in order to answer said
583
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:09,120
question, you must understand
what this shop is and what this
584
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:16,520
place is.
Mine, Sharon.
585
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,840
That's not my story to tell.
Whose story is?
586
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:36,440
Well, that would be.
Yours I'm not too interested in
587
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:42,600
telling stories.
I think I've had about as much
588
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,200
of these riddles as I can take.
I'm going to go check out those
589
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,480
wardrobes.
I'm not sure Simo's ever heard
590
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,040
of a wardrobe before.
You've never been to Narnia.
591
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,880
What the hell?
He's a Yeti.
592
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,000
He's a.
Yeti.
593
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,840
He's a Yeti.
What's the guy's name is Crick?
594
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,200
Is that who we're supposed to?
It's Crick's Emporium.
595
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,800
What's the guy's name from the
Tavern?
596
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:11,000
The one we're talking to.
Rick, are you?
597
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,600
Who's the miss?
What's the name of the missing
598
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,640
guy?
Merrick.
599
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,680
Merrick.
And Stella, Stella the Baker and
600
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,840
Merrick.
OK, where's Stella and Merrick?
601
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,280
We don't know each other by
names per SE.
602
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,120
We know each other from
experiences and.
603
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:40,800
Where's the Baker then?
The Baker is here with the rest
604
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,960
of us.
Yeah, where?
605
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:49,960
He kind of points to right over
there and you see the Baker just
606
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:55,080
kind of sitting there smiling,
enjoying a cup of hot chocolate,
607
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:04,320
you know, a cookie, a fresh bun.
Damn cookies and I'm not
608
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:12,080
supposed to be pissed off.
Well, I say we get her out of
609
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,680
here.
We need Merrick too.
610
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,600
But all these people, what are
they doing here?
611
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,880
The people that are here are all
here for the same reason, you
612
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:38,240
know, the the ability to let go
of life's miseries and stressors
613
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,520
in life and just to have a happy
life.
614
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,280
Did they forget them entirely?
They forget what they want to
615
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,520
forget.
But that's life.
616
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,480
Misery comes with a living.
I'll fetch up a female.
617
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,200
I'll go check out those
wardrobes too.
618
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,840
OK.
Excuse myself and go to Stella
619
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,720
where she was pointed out and go
try and talk to her.
620
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:26,770
OK, so you'll just got to walk
up and she'll just kind of smile
621
00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:33,450
kindly at you.
Indiana Scones offers her hand
622
00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:35,730
out to shake and says, I'm
Indiana Scones.
623
00:45:35,730 --> 00:45:37,810
I hear you're you're Stella the
Baker.
624
00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:47,520
Yes, I'm I'm Stella.
Does she try to shake hands or
625
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,320
no?
Oh yeah?
626
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,600
She happily shakes your hand.
All.
627
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,960
Right.
Do you mind if I sit?
628
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,080
Go right ahead, she sits.
Down and kind of straights out
629
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,240
her outfit and says I just had
some of your delicious wares at
630
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:06,600
your bakery, but people said you
went missing.
631
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,280
Are you all right?
Oh dear, I'm fine.
632
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,760
I I wouldn't consider it
missing.
633
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,960
I feel more at home here than
anywhere.
634
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:21,560
Else.
But what about your family?
635
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,160
What about the bakery you left
loaves in the oven?
636
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:33,400
The bakery and home, that's
where I worked, this place.
637
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,080
And she gestures to the you
know, the room that you're in
638
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,800
currently.
This place is where I stopped.
639
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,080
She kind of glances at her
folded apron on the on the
640
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,040
table.
She says.
641
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:52,000
I didn't come here to nap.
Sorry, she didn't come here.
642
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,240
To what?
Nap.
643
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:01,520
Nap.
OK, So what did you come here
644
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:12,840
for then?
I've spent my whole life setting
645
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:19,600
timers, kneading dough, helping
everyone that I could.
646
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:28,040
I know what I owe people.
I've just finished paying my
647
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:40,680
responsibility.
So what will you do here then?
648
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:48,880
Well, here I'm happy I'm I'm not
about to go and start another
649
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,720
timer, she says.
That kind of is like a more of a
650
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,520
euphemism than the actual
meaning of the word timer.
651
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:16,350
Give me an insight check.
Yep, it'll be a dirty 20.
652
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:20,190
Is a dirty 20.
You're able to see with a dirty
653
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:27,440
20 that she means every single
word of what she's saying.
654
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:39,480
You kind of get the the feeling
that she's not missing in her
655
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:51,380
eyes, she is more home.
So you don't miss anyone from
656
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:54,380
your life before.
Well, of course your.
657
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:55,660
Family.
Your rough ones.
658
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:06,880
You know, I know they missed me,
I know they miss me, but they
659
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:15,560
would understand why I've come
to this wonderful place.
660
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:27,080
Are you here to die?
Not per SE, more of I'm here to
661
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,040
let go of a life that was
draining and demanding.
662
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:39,360
And I was asked very, I was
asked of a lot.
663
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,440
But you brought undeniably such
joy to the the people around you
664
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:51,080
with your baked goods.
And surely the people who you
665
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,200
cared for, who care for you
still are missing.
666
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,480
You are are wanting you and
wishing for you to be there.
667
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,120
Do you expect them to join you
here?
668
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:12,880
And she kind of takes a moment
after that question and she
669
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:23,160
says, I, I hope they don't
follow me here because if they
670
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,000
ever wanted to come here, I
would want it to be because they
671
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,280
chose to come, not because I, I
made it look easy.
672
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,200
She kind of tilts her head
slightly at you and says, you,
673
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:42,600
you don't bring family here.
You come when you've already
674
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:54,240
loved them enough.
Could you leave of your own
675
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,360
volition or is this a forever
space?
676
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,240
I could absolutely leave anytime
I wish, but why would I leave
677
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:06,680
this place that brings me
nothing but joy and there's
678
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:20,120
nothing to worry me?
Except the pain and and lost
679
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,320
you're causing the people you've
left behind.
680
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:34,520
And if if they truly understand
who I am, and if they, as you
681
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,840
say, truly love me, they would
understand my decision.
682
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,760
Indiana kind of gives us creeped
outlook and she backs away, OK.
683
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,640
You're you're back your way
completely like leaving.
684
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,080
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
685
00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:07,800
OK, first time.
Are you joining everybody else?
686
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,080
Go heading towards the
wardrobes.
687
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:19,840
OK, OK, so as you are leaving
this welcoming area, the warmth
688
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,440
doesn't follow you so much as it
almost allows you to leave.
689
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,720
As you step away from the
hearth, the hum beneath the
690
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,360
floor shifts.
Not louder, just a little bit
691
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,600
closer, like a thought you've
almost remembered.
692
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:41,560
The air changes first, less of a
pine smell and more of a linen
693
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,720
and old paper lavender pressed
thin.
694
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:49,240
By time the light begins to
narrow, the shelves give way to
695
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:53,120
tall wooden frames lining a
quiet corridor.
696
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,240
Wardrobes, each one standing
open just enough to be inviting,
697
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,920
their interiors draped with soft
fabric, velvet or wood cotton,
698
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,600
worn smooth by hands that knew
them well.
699
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Mirrors are set between them,
not polished for vanity, but
700
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,880
just angled and observant.
They catch you from the side,
701
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,880
from behind, from moments you
weren't watching yourselves
702
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,560
inside.
The wardrobes are not clothes.
703
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:32,960
They are more versions.
Outfits neatly arranged, tools
704
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,520
set just where muscle memory
would reach.
705
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Coats worn thin at the
shoulders, aprons folded clean,
706
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:45,640
uniforms pressed and ready.
Lives almost simplified.
707
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,880
No one's blocking your path, but
no one's urging you forward.
708
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,400
Pine's voice kind of drifts
after you, not following, but
709
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,800
just drifting after you.
Most people slow down here.
710
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:15,240
Please take your time.
I'd be inspecting a couple of
711
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:19,720
these closely and kind of like
recoiling at how fancy and
712
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,880
proper they are.
I don't think that's for me.
713
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,160
So you're inspecting the the
wardrobes as kind of a whole,
714
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,640
correct?
Yeah, like one at a time.
715
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,880
Just kind of like looking at the
setup inside each of them and
716
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,160
being like meh.
Can I look through pockets for
717
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,400
cookies and snacks?
We'll come back to that in a
718
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,880
minute.
Dang it.
719
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,840
As Simo as you step closer, the
air kind of surrounding the
720
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,720
wardrobe begins to change.
It's not colder, but more still,
721
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,800
the fabric inside the nearest
wardrobe stirs not from wind,
722
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,160
but more recognition.
The mirror beside it adjusts its
723
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:04,280
angle with a soft, almost polite
Creek, catching your reflection
724
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:11,880
kind of at a slant.
And how do I look?
725
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,200
Are you going to look in the
mirror?
726
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,000
I'm going to look in the mirror.
OK, for just a moment it doesn't
727
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:21,640
reflect what you are wearing and
what you look like now.
728
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:27,120
It reflects a version of you
that looks almost finished.
729
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,360
Your armor.
What kind of armor are you
730
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,600
wearing currently?
Leather armor.
731
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,600
So leather, OK, And you're
holding like a shield or a
732
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,880
sword, correct?
Yeah, shield in the short sword.
733
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,880
Your armor is much simpler but
maintained, no longer polished
734
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,920
for inspection.
However, your shield is resting
735
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,440
against a wall instead of at
your arm.
736
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,840
Your posture is much more
relaxed in a way that suggests
737
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:00,960
nothing is coming next inside
the wardrobe.
738
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,720
Where's the fun in that?
Inside the wardrobe as you
739
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,360
inspected further.
Give me an investigation check.
740
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:24,040
17 Inside the wardrobe arranged
in very careful precision as you
741
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,680
look into this mirror kind of
angles down so you can see the
742
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:33,320
the wardrobe as a whole.
You you see your gear cleaned
743
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,840
and stored rather than carried,
your boots placed side by side,
744
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,720
scuffled but repaired, your
shield properly maintained,
745
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:46,320
leaning against the ward, the
inside of the wardrobe and a
746
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,000
cloak folded neatly, worn thin
at the collar.
747
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,920
Everything is ready for someone
who has stopped standing watch.
748
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,600
And what was your investigation?
You said 15, correct 1717.
749
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,240
My apologies.
A small tag is hanging from the
750
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,240
inside with a from a hanger with
no name.
751
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,120
Interesting.
I guess I would pull the tag
752
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,040
closer and inspect.
Sure, there's really nothing
753
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,720
like nothing on this tag.
Yeah, I mean, I'll use your 17
754
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,280
roll on the tag.
It's just a single word written
755
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,720
very plainly.
It says reliable.
756
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,600
I do like the sound of that.
Yeah, the the warmth here now is
757
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,400
gentler than it was at the
hearth.
758
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,600
It's closer, almost more
personal.
759
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,760
You don't feel all of a sudden
for the first time for justice
760
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,680
split moment.
You don't feel any sort of pull
761
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,200
towards any danger.
You don't feel compulsion.
762
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:02,600
You only get the sense that this
version of you would be enough.
763
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,520
So what does?
What do you do?
764
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,880
Seems to me we're here to figure
out what's going on, right?
765
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,400
What better way than to immerse
yourself, take in the sights,
766
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,240
try out the activities.
This cloak looks pretty nice.
767
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,880
Let's try it on.
OK, so as you touch the the
768
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,800
clothing, the fabric is warm,
not magically so much as just
769
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,920
used.
When you pull your hand back
770
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,080
from touching the you said the
cloak that you were touching,
771
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,680
correct?
Yeah.
772
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,240
OK.
When you pull your hand back,
773
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,800
the the fingers, your fingers
kind of tingle slightly like
774
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,480
they do after setting something
heavy down.
775
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:50,600
For the first time in a long
time, I'm going to send you
776
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,280
something in DMS that you can
use as a little bit of a
777
00:58:55,280 --> 00:59:02,920
whisper.
Sounds good.
778
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:13,400
OK, what does everyone else do?
I'm searching pockets.
779
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,200
I'm gonna ask, you know, what
the hell he's doing.
780
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,080
I I don't, I don't think this is
a good place to be.
781
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,360
I think they're trying to kill
people or something else.
782
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,160
I don't know.
But it's not good.
783
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,760
Why are you putting that stuff
on?
784
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,160
I'm skeptical, but I haven't
seen anything too nefarious yet.
785
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,560
I've seen cookies and a warm
fire.
786
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:43,040
People who are happy.
They are, but they're giving up
787
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,400
their lives entirely.
They're leaving behind everyone
788
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,760
they love and care about.
That doesn't seem entirely
789
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,440
innocuous to me.
It's suspicious, to be sure.
790
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,200
I'm remaining skeptical.
Don't worry about me.
791
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,760
Well, we're here to figure out
what's going on, right?
792
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,560
So let's let's Estella go
through hockets with cookies.
793
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:18,720
Give me So as you're kind of
searching through the pockets,
794
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,120
you're kind of running your
fingers along the pockets.
795
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:29,080
The fabric gives easy, well
worn, softened by years of use.
796
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,600
Whoever owned the the clothing
in the wardrobe that you're
797
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,240
looking through didn't carry
much.
798
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:45,320
Whoever owned Inside this pocket
you find one small, ordinary
799
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,720
thing, a single scrap of paper
folded and unfolded so many
800
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,240
times the creases have lost
their edge.
801
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,000
It isn't the letter, it isn't
the spell.
802
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,520
It's a list.
Not long, not dramatic.
803
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,200
It says bread on Tuesdays.
Mend the hem, check the latch
804
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,640
before bed.
And at the bottom, kind of
805
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,400
written more lightly than the
rest, it says remember to rest.
806
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,040
Remember to rest.
Who has to remember to rest?
807
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,080
I'm assuming I'm out of dog form
now.
808
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,960
Yeah.
Well, we'll, we'll say at this
809
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,520
point you're on a talk form.
So what would you do with the
810
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,400
paper?
Well, I'm going to hold on to
811
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,880
it, OK, But I'm also, I'm going
to like, I'm going to turn to
812
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,880
everybody and be like, do you
guys have to remind yourself to
813
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:41,970
rest?
Occasionally Indiana cash drugs
814
01:01:41,970 --> 01:01:44,930
and so I, I suppose I get a
little bit of tunnel vision
815
01:01:44,930 --> 01:01:50,490
sometimes about following what
I'm going after, but on a rare
816
01:01:50,490 --> 01:01:55,360
occasion, yes.
So, and this definitely seems
817
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,880
like a note that was probably
written to themselves, right?
818
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
It's not addressed to anybody.
Give me an insight check.
819
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:09,680
OK Yikes.
How about an 11?
820
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:21,600
So this paper definitely looks
like it was written for somebody
821
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,800
for themselves.
As you're kind of reading that
822
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,520
paper just a little bit more,
the wardrobe starts to feel just
823
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,840
a tad bit warmer and more
inviting than it used to be.
824
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:49,520
Can I go in the wardrobe?
Yeah, I mean, you certainly can
825
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:58,760
as you go to step in the mirror
kind of shifts fully and shows
826
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:09,400
your your reflection.
So it's not necessarily happy,
827
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:15,680
but more like relieved.
Not colder, but quieter, the
828
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,760
sounds of the room dull, as if
padded by fabric and memory.
829
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,680
The door doesn't close behind
you, but the world outside all
830
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,160
of a sudden feels respectively
distant.
831
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:31,920
The clothes inside are already
arranged and give me a
832
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:43,200
perception check. 19.
As you look down, the clothes
833
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:47,400
inside are already arranged for
your height, your reach, your
834
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,320
hands.
You recognize these clothes,
835
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,600
this clothing, as absolutely
yours.
836
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:01,480
The armor or not the armor, the
clothing is yours, you see.
837
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,880
What are you using for a
dramatic focus?
838
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,280
Probably like a stick.
A stick.
839
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:16,080
I think OK.
Let's say that you're using a
840
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,000
branch of a, like a small branch
of a pine tree from.
841
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,120
Like I have the corner staff.
Sure.
842
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,960
Yeah, we'll, we'll say we'll use
that.
843
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,160
So the, the, the the quarter
staff that you have is made out
844
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:33,960
of the branch of a pine tree
from your childhood village,
845
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,160
we'll say.
And this druidic focus is very
846
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,680
worn, but also in pristine
condition at the same time.
847
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:46,760
You have the sense that your
druidic focus was used many,
848
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,000
many times in this instance.
And as you look at through this
849
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:54,480
in in this mirror, throughout
the wardrobe, all of this, all
850
01:04:54,480 --> 01:05:00,080
of these belongings are yours.
And they don't have, they show
851
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:05,080
you Estella almost without
urgency.
852
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,880
It doesn't show you what you are
now.
853
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,680
There's no armor tugging at your
shoulders, no weight that needs
854
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:17,600
to be distributed for balance,
no feeling of wolfing out if you
855
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,440
say.
Your stance now becomes much
856
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:24,480
more relaxed, feet planted
because there's nowhere else you
857
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,200
need to go.
Your hands are not empty, not
858
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,880
because you lost anything, but
nothing's required of them any
859
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,160
longer.
A quiet kind of quiet thought
860
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:39,920
surface is kind of at the at the
forefront of your head and you
861
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,760
have this not so much words, but
in feeling you have this thought
862
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:49,280
of you've done enough and it's
almost a personal permissive
863
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:56,120
thought.
Can I just sit down?
864
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,200
Sure.
Actually, you know what?
865
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,280
I want to lay down, Just stare
at the ceiling.
866
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,280
There might not be enough room.
What the hell?
867
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,640
We'll say this.
Yeah.
868
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,440
You'll just kind of lay down.
I'm short, I'm short.
869
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,640
I'm like.
Oh, that's right.
870
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah.
Sorry.
871
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,640
You're the short one.
Yeah, Yeah, that's true.
872
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,680
You got to keep in mind there
are three, four different
873
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,480
characters for every player in
this in this show.
874
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,840
So it's like I I got to keep
track.
875
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,720
I got to start writing shit down
anyway.
876
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:31,560
Yep, I'm 22.
Sorry, I choked on my DM juice.
877
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:39,800
OK.
As you as you lay down, you
878
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,560
almost feel the world outside
again, respectfully more distant
879
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,960
than you remember it.
And from outside the wardrobe
880
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,800
you kind of hear Pine's voice
carrying softly, not urgent or
881
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:57,200
not like a warning.
It's and he goes, my you.
882
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:02,520
You can stay as long as you
like, just remember why you
883
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,360
came.
Do you step back out or do you
884
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:14,400
linger a little bit more?
I'm a linger a little bit.
885
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:20,520
Sure, I'm going to send you a
quick DM.
886
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:33,480
OK.
I hate everything about
887
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:45,250
keyboards.
OK, OK, so you'll just kind of
888
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:47,370
remain inside the wardrobe.
Nothing closes, nothing
889
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,770
tightens.
Instead the fabric settles more
890
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:53,570
fully around you, like the space
is learned that you're not
891
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,770
leaving quite yet.
The mirrors reflection softens
892
01:07:56,770 --> 01:07:59,970
further.
The version of her inside or the
893
01:07:59,970 --> 01:08:03,250
version of you doesn't change
expression.
894
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:08,160
It simply stops waiting.
And for a moment you feel
895
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,480
something almost rare and
dangerous for yourself.
896
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:14,640
You feel not peace, but
permission.
897
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,200
You know, permission to stop
reaching, permission to be
898
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:22,359
exactly what you are without
momentum.
899
01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:27,880
Wow that hits.
That's like IRL hits deep.
900
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,399
Ouch from outside of the
wardrobe, you pine doesn't
901
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:37,399
interrupt your your moment.
He just simply says gently.
902
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:55,310
He goes all right
and also you will gain an
903
01:08:55,310 --> 01:08:58,990
inspiration.
OK.
904
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,399
And what does everyone else do?
While Estella's kind of
905
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,640
lingering in this wardrobe, she
found I.
906
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:13,560
See the odd behavior?
Yeah, I'm a little freaked out
907
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:18,000
by this because Sima was putting
on these old like worn out
908
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,279
clothes and.
They seem nice to me.
909
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,120
Estella is just going inside the
wardrobe to hang out and these
910
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,920
people are just like leaving
their families behind.
911
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,560
Like Indiana's freaking out a
little bit.
912
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:38,200
She's she's going to leave the
the wardrobes behind and go back
913
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:48,200
to the to Pine to talk to him.
OK.
914
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:56,400
So as you as you kind of leave
the area, Pine is not
915
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,120
necessarily back where he
started.
916
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:04,440
He's more kind of a slow guide,
if you will, kind of hanging
917
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,480
back.
So he he's just right outside
918
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:13,120
the room and he notices you
before you actually reach him.
919
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,800
He will kind of shift his weight
a bit, kind of giving you some
920
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:26,240
space without stepping back.
And before you can even say
921
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:28,800
anything, he kind of looks at
you and gently nods his head and
922
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:43,150
says yes, the wardrobes do that.
I knew you said your job was to
923
01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:48,070
keep things moving.
What exactly are we moving
924
01:10:48,070 --> 01:10:56,110
towards?
You're you're moving towards
925
01:10:57,870 --> 01:11:02,120
something that's able to show
people what it would look like
926
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,120
if nothing else was asked of
them.
927
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,400
His voice is kind of low and
practical, but yet soft.
928
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:13,320
That that tends to scare the
ones who still want things.
929
01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:28,130
So what is the end goal here?
Do people just stay here
930
01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:32,210
forever?
No, they they don't.
931
01:11:32,490 --> 01:11:34,490
They're not forced to stay here
forever.
932
01:11:35,210 --> 01:11:37,410
Not unless they forget why they
came.
933
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,440
What happens to those who forget
why they came?
934
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:50,520
Well, they they stay here in in
almost a a relaxing bliss.
935
01:11:55,990 --> 01:12:01,990
And if I wish to leave?
You may leave at any time but.
936
01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,790
But any kind of creatures that
attacked us?
937
01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:12,440
Well, those were the the souls
of of those who weren't quite
938
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:23,920
respectful of others.
And he kind of looks at you and
939
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,720
he goes again.
You're, you're free to leave at
940
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,720
any time.
But this building doesn't take
941
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,600
people.
It waits to see who wants to let
942
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:48,320
go.
So after people have their tea
943
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,480
and their cookies and they go to
the wardrobes, what happens
944
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:54,720
next?
Where do they go after that?
945
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:03,680
They go where they please.
Some people leave, but most of
946
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,120
them do not.
They they keep.
947
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:14,720
They keep their place warm.
They keep themselves unbothered
948
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:25,680
and not be needed by anyone.
So there's just these rooms and
949
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,440
that's it.
Yes, and he he looks at you and
950
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,520
it's that's a very honest and
he's like, yes, I mean, you're
951
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:38,240
free to explore and understand
this place if you wish, but you
952
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:44,120
know, sometimes not the answer
may not be worth the question.
953
01:13:54,990 --> 01:13:59,070
Indiana kind of hums to herself,
and she heads back towards the
954
01:13:59,070 --> 01:14:01,910
rest of the group back in the
the wardrobes.
955
01:14:02,510 --> 01:14:08,270
OK, OK, what is everybody else
doing right now?
956
01:14:08,270 --> 01:14:11,190
Left.
We have Lord Crumbleton and
957
01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:21,720
Amelie left.
I feel like Emily is still in
958
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,160
the wardrobe.
She's just kind of like
959
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,280
wandering.
Her hands are brushing over the
960
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:30,920
wardrobes and she's just looking
for names on the wardrobes.
961
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,440
OK.
So as you're kind of searching
962
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:47,360
the the wardrobes more closely,
you notice something almost
963
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,000
subtle that you hadn't noticed
before.
964
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:56,680
There are in all of these
wardrobes and ones that you're
965
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:00,120
looking at.
There are tags, stitch marks,
966
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:05,720
small carved grooves along the
wood, but no names, no family
967
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,280
crests, no titles, no ownership
marks.
968
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:14,320
Instead, each wardrobe appears
to bear almost a single word,
969
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,760
worked into the grain so gently
it's easy to miss unless you're
970
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,240
looking for it.
They're not identities, but
971
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:30,200
descriptors.
OK, can I take a closer look at
972
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,800
those?
Give me investigation check.
973
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:48,600
That would be an 18.
With an 18 you kind of go from
974
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:58,320
one after the other and the ones
that are left, one says steady,
975
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:08,720
another says kind, another says
patient finished and enough.
976
01:16:19,610 --> 01:16:22,210
I think Emily is going to stop
with the patient one.
977
01:16:23,050 --> 01:16:25,410
Give me an insight check before
you do that.
978
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:51,560
OK, come on, 19. 25 Sorry,
ignore that.
979
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:59,760
OK, on a 25, you kind of
understand clearly that this
980
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:04,320
place does not record who people
are per SE.
981
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:08,720
It records more of what they
finally believe about
982
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:18,300
themselves.
OK.
983
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,700
And then you said you were going
to stop at which one?
984
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:36,300
Patience.
OK, so at the Patience wardrobe,
985
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,280
the wood.
The wood is carved deeper than
986
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,800
the others, not sharper, but
more worn, like it's been traced
987
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,680
over many times by hands that
needed it to stay.
988
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:52,960
The door is already open.
Inside, the clothes are plain
989
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,040
and durable, nothing ornamental
and nothing hurried.
990
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,880
A long coat with reinforced
seams at the elbows, gloves
991
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,680
mended carefully again and
again.
992
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,400
Boots resold more than once,
built for distance rather than
993
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:11,320
speed.
The mirror beside it in the
994
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:17,600
wardrobe does not rush to show
you any sort of reflection, and
995
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:24,720
when it finally does, it shows
you standing still in a in a
996
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:28,240
storm.
Not untouched or not unhurt,
997
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:33,960
just unmoving.
The version that you see in the
998
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:37,640
mirror is older.
Not age per SE, but seasoned.
999
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,920
The kind of, you know, the kind
of person people lean on without
1000
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,440
realizing it.
The kind who waits because
1001
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,960
someone has to.
Inside the wardrobe, neatly
1002
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:57,000
folded, is a small cloth wrap
just kind of off to the to the
1003
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:03,680
side.
Is there any way can I take the
1004
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:09,880
mirror out of the wardrobe?
The graph all together.
1005
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,320
Can I take the mirror out of the
wardrobe?
1006
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,160
You can give me a strength
check.
1007
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:51,650
26.
Did you hear me?
1008
01:19:51,730 --> 01:19:52,650
Yeah.
Well, I heard you.
1009
01:19:52,650 --> 01:19:59,170
I wasn't expecting a 26.
So you'll kind of grip the frame
1010
01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,130
and just pull.
And for the first time since
1011
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:04,290
you've entered this room, there
is.
1012
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:11,240
Resistance, not angry, not
violent, but more of a surprise.
1013
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,200
Resistance.
The mirrors kind of shudder at
1014
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,440
its anchor as its anchor is kind
of protest.
1015
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,920
Wood groaning softly like
something that would expect it
1016
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,160
to be left alone.
And then you just hear a slight
1017
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:30,520
as the fast means give way.
The mirror comes free.
1018
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,640
The sound it makes is not glass
breaking, it's more of a deep,
1019
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,440
hollow note, like a breath being
knocked loose from the room
1020
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:44,280
itself.
Pine closes his eyes and just
1021
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,680
for a moment, and he says
quietly.
1022
01:20:50,240 --> 01:21:01,960
That doesn't happen very often.
And the mirror in your hands is
1023
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,000
now much heavier than it should
be, not physically, but more in
1024
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,560
a meaningful way.
It Are you going to look in the
1025
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,720
mirror again?
I am indeed.
1026
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,600
It no longer reflects the room,
it reflects just you as you are
1027
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,880
now.
No simplification, no
1028
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,240
completion, just motion, choice
and tension.
1029
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:32,040
If you angle it towards the
wardrobes, they do not appear in
1030
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:40,460
the surface of the mirror.
I think that Amelie at this
1031
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:45,820
point would call out to Indiana
Scones and to Lord Crumbleton
1032
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:52,340
like, hey guys, something's
going on here.
1033
01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:58,220
Oh no shit.
Enough with the SASS cookie.
1034
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:01,420
Sorry.
We need to leave.
1035
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,280
I say we torch it all, burn it
to the ground.
1036
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:12,440
There are people in here.
They have free choice to leave.
1037
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,480
I don't think they'll leave with
that kind of violence.
1038
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,480
I don't know if anything will
convince them to go.
1039
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,720
Little bit of force we.
Were sent here to do a job.
1040
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:31,280
We should get it done, figure
out what's going on in this
1041
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,800
place.
I'm ready to proceed to the next
1042
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:41,920
room, I suppose, Delve deeper
into this bizarre building.
1043
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,880
Hi.
We know where where we are.
1044
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,360
We know this building exists.
People are looking for them.
1045
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:56,200
They're choosing to be here.
I mean, we could just leave and
1046
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,720
tell people where they went.
Are you still here?
1047
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,560
About this.
Yes, I'm always here.
1048
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,520
How many rooms is this place?
As many rooms as you wish.
1049
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:14,920
Is there a last room?
There's always a last.
1050
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,640
Room.
I'm gonna go there.
1051
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:21,360
Point the ray.
He gestures to the only door
1052
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,040
doorway out.
I'm walking.
1053
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,760
Actually, I'm going to run.
I'm running.
1054
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:39,120
You're running OK?
OK, so the corridor narrows
1055
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,440
without feeling smaller.
The wardrobes fall away behind
1056
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,160
you, their doors settling
softly, not closing so much as
1057
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,800
no longer needing to be opened.
The hum beneath the floor
1058
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:53,560
changes pitch again, slower,
deeper, like a breath that's
1059
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,360
being held on purpose.
The warmth thins, not gone,
1060
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,280
focused.
The floorboards are here.
1061
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,440
I'm sorry.
The floorboards here are bare,
1062
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,800
scuffed by years of careful
movement.
1063
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:09,640
The air smells less of pine and
fabric and more now of oil,
1064
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:15,200
wood, dust and old hands.
Work smells, human smells.
1065
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,720
Stella, your your nose is going
crazy right now.
1066
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,000
Ahead, light spills from a
single wide doorway.
1067
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:29,960
Inside, you can hear.
You can hear it before you see
1068
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,560
it.
Not music, not machinery.
1069
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,000
Hands at work, measured,
delicate and unrushed.
1070
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:40,680
Whatever weights beyond this
threshold is not resting.
1071
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:45,320
It's finishing something.
Pine stops a few steps short of
1072
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,320
the doorway.
He doesn't follow you in because
1073
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,560
he doesn't need to.
This is usually where people
1074
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,960
decide what they're actually
here for, he says.
1075
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:59,840
After this will be very hard for
you to pretend you didn't know.
1076
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:05,680
And the room beyond the doorway
waits, not patiently, but
1077
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,560
intentionally.
And with that, we're going to
1078
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:10,440
take a quick break here on Crit
Happens.
1079
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,240
We'll be back here to finish up
this story here in just a few
1080
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:21,920
moments.
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1081
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,240
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1082
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,840
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1083
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:33,640
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1084
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:37,480
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Open board gaming runs
1085
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:40,280
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1086
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:44,280
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1087
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:48,480
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01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:53,640
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1089
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,280
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1090
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:59,240
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1091
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,360
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1092
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:06,320
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1093
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,120
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1094
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,240
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This year Crit Happens is proud
1095
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:16,880
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1096
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:22,520
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1097
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,120
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1098
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:29,000
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1099
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,600
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1102
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,480
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1104
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1105
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,360
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1106
01:26:56,360 --> 01:27:00,600
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1107
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,520
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1112
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:22,120
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01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:25,720
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We are back to finish up the
holiday special as we have now
1116
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:39,240
begun calling it because it is
way past Christmas at this
1117
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,880
point.
Welcome back players, how was
1118
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,160
your break?
Yeah.
1119
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:47,480
Popcorn.
Yeah, popcorn, man.
1120
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:49,800
I was thinking about getting
popcorn and then I was like,
1121
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:52,120
that's going to take too long
and now I'm regretting it.
1122
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:55,360
It's 15 minutes.
Are you are you cooking popcorn
1123
01:27:55,360 --> 01:28:00,320
on Neptune?
Yes, no, but we don't have we
1124
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,240
don't have like ready made
popcorn.
1125
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,840
You just pop in the microwave.
We have to actually like hand
1126
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,800
pop it like the good popcorn.
So.
1127
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:10,360
I tell you people, I tell you
people that live in the middle
1128
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:14,800
of nowhere, just.
I have like a plastic or it's
1129
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,920
like kind of rubber can popper
thing that goes in the
1130
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:23,360
microwave.
So I use just kernels, the micro
1131
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,480
ribbon.
I want to see this magical
1132
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:29,120
kernel thing you have, but
that'll probably have to wait
1133
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:33,200
till after.
I just put I'll just send an
1134
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:38,760
Amazon link.
Do it not sponsored by the way.
1135
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:47,480
All right, so as we again left,
you are just entering the the
1136
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:55,840
room that smells more of wood
and working hands, and the room
1137
01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:59,640
is already awake.
Long work tables stretch between
1138
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,960
warm hanging lights, their glow
steady and exact.
1139
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:07,240
Tools are laid out with reverent
precision, scissors sharpened
1140
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:11,640
and aligned, needles threaded
and waiting, wood shavings swept
1141
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,640
into neat curls, not discarded
but saved.
1142
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:19,240
This is not a place of rest,
this is a place of finishing.
1143
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:23,040
And at the far table someone is
working.
1144
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:27,040
Not curried or slow, but more of
a measured.
1145
01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:30,080
Hands are moving with the
confidence of long practice,
1146
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:34,720
adjusting seams, tightening
joints, smoothing edges that no
1147
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:38,760
one else would notice.
Whatever is being made is nearly
1148
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:43,000
complete.
And then small boots Thunder
1149
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,680
across the floor.
Lord Crumbleton bursts into the
1150
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:49,760
workshop, gun raised, breath
sharp in his chest, coat flaring
1151
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,600
behind him like a challenge
thrown too early.
1152
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:59,520
But the sound is wrong here.
Every tool on the tables stills,
1153
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:01,720
not magically, but more
respectfully.
1154
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,760
The hands at the far table.
Pause, just pause.
1155
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:12,280
The figure does not turn yet.
A quiet voice speaks, calm and
1156
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,600
tired, carrying easily across
the room.
1157
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:22,360
You're late, but not too late.
Only then does the figure
1158
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:28,640
straighten and turn to face you.
The toy maker stands revealed,
1159
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:34,560
old, careful and intent.
His eyes flicker briefly to
1160
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:38,320
Crumbleton's weapon, then back
at the workbench, as if noting
1161
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,240
an interruption rather than a
threat.
1162
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:45,760
Please, he says gently, try not
to break anything.
1163
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:48,720
And he gestures to the tables
around him.
1164
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:55,080
Everything here is almost done
and I'm going to start with what
1165
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,000
is Lord Crumbleton do because
you are bursting into this room.
1166
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:08,600
What's he look like First off?
So the figure that stands in
1167
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:13,040
front of you is smaller than you
expected.
1168
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:16,280
He's not hunched, he's not
frail, he's just unassuming in
1169
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,560
scale.
His hair is iron Gray, pulled
1170
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:24,080
back loosely and tied with twine
that has clearly been reused too
1171
01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:27,480
many times to count.
A few strands have escaped and
1172
01:31:27,480 --> 01:31:30,320
fallen into his face, and he
hasn't bothered to push them
1173
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:33,400
back.
His beard cleanly trimmed,
1174
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:37,760
short, practical, flecked with
sawdust and thread lint.
1175
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:42,200
Rather than neglect, he's
wearing a long, worn work coat
1176
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:45,640
layered over simple clothes.
His hands are the things that
1177
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:49,320
you notice last, and then you
can't stop noticing.
1178
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:53,240
They are scarred, nimble but
steady.
1179
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:58,000
Burn marks run across his
fingers, small cuts that heal
1180
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,280
cleanly.
Callus is softened by constant
1181
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,720
use, and these are the hands
that have made things, not
1182
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:08,120
destroyed them.
When he looks at you, there's no
1183
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:10,440
longer.
When he looks at you, there's no
1184
01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:15,400
hunger, no malice, No Fear.
Just a a craftsman's quiet
1185
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:22,360
attention.
You say almost done.
1186
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:27,880
Are they making toys?
Yeah, he's clearly making toys.
1187
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:31,960
You said there's like a bunch of
tables and is it or is it just
1188
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,200
him?
It's just him.
1189
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:37,600
Oh OK, well it's almost done.
It should be a shame.
1190
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:44,800
Someone.
And then he'll knock a toy off
1191
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,080
one of the counters or the table
or whatever.
1192
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:50,160
Like hard enough to make it
break intentionally.
1193
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,640
So you are doing that?
Yeah.
1194
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,320
So the toy tips.
Wood meets floor.
1195
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:08,200
The sound is small.
A light clatter.
1196
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,440
A piece meant to be handled, not
dropped.
1197
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,960
It breaks away.
A seam splits, a joint twist
1198
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,560
wrong.
Something that took hours to
1199
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:19,800
align is suddenly off, and for
the first time since you entered
1200
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,960
the workshop, Crick reacts
almost immediately.
1201
01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:29,280
Not with anger, but more reflex.
He steps forward, kneels and
1202
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:33,720
gathers the pieces with careful
hands, as if they were fragile
1203
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:35,920
in a way that had nothing to do
with material.
1204
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,800
He kind of exhales through his
nose, a long practice breath,
1205
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:47,280
and he looks up at you and just
says yes, that would be a shame.
1206
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:51,200
He sets the broken toy on the
table, aligning the pieces out
1207
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,800
of habit even though it won't
help.
1208
01:33:53,360 --> 01:34:00,360
But you did ruin it, you.
You've just proved why it is
1209
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:03,280
here.
And he meets your eyes fully
1210
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,720
now.
You think breaking things is
1211
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:11,960
leverage, but I think it's more
of a confession.
1212
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,280
And he gestures around the room,
not accusing, but more
1213
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:19,480
explaining.
Everything you see here arrives,
1214
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:24,240
arrived, already cracked.
I don't punish them for it.
1215
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:28,080
And he gently pushes the broken
toy aside.
1216
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:36,120
I finished them.
The tools on the table settle
1217
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,080
again.
The hum beneath the floor
1218
01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:44,120
deepens.
A soft chime sounds once Crick
1219
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:49,040
kind of straightens, brushing
his hands on his coat.
1220
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:55,000
You can keep breaking things, he
says calmly.
1221
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,680
Or you can tell me what you're
afraid.
1222
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,840
Or you can tell me what you're
afraid of will happen if you
1223
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:08,160
stop.
No, Crick.
1224
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,560
What was that?
How would you finish me?
1225
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:21,800
Oh, I'm no more than a toy.
He kind of begins.
1226
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:27,880
No real soul.
He doesn't.
1227
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:32,960
He doesn't answer right away.
He studies you in a way that a
1228
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,320
Craftsman studies a warped
joint, not to judge it, but more
1229
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:38,400
to understand how it ended up
that way.
1230
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:45,760
And he just takes a deep breath.
I wouldn't, he says.
1231
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:51,720
You're already finished.
He gestures gently to your gun,
1232
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,200
your posture, your your urgency
that hasn't yet found a place to
1233
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:58,080
land.
You're made of alarms.
1234
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,480
You go off before anything
actually happens.
1235
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:08,280
If, if you were here, he says,
almost choosing his words
1236
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:11,840
carefully.
I wouldn't sand you down.
1237
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:17,560
I wouldn't take anything away.
I'd I'd take the noise out.
1238
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:24,760
No gun, no case, no reason to
keep standing between the world
1239
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:28,360
and disappointment.
He tilts his head, just a bit
1240
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:32,040
slightly.
You'd sit, you'd breathe, and
1241
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:37,720
eventually, and he says with a
small shrug, you'd stop needing
1242
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:42,640
to be so sharp.
Then he says, very plainly.
1243
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:57,720
And that's why you won't stay.
Never planned on staying, I'm
1244
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:04,320
glad we agree.
And he kind of gives a half,
1245
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:11,280
like, chuckle, nods once.
I know, he says.
1246
01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:14,240
There's no disappointment in it.
There's no relief in it either.
1247
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:19,120
People who plan on staying don't
announce it.
1248
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:23,440
He turns back to the work table
and begins to adjust the half
1249
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:28,480
finished toy again, hand steady.
You came here to make sure you
1250
01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:35,480
still had an exit.
That's not defiance, that's fear
1251
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:39,440
doing its job.
He glances over his shoulder,
1252
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:44,000
not quite meeting your eyes.
We do agree on one thing.
1253
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:53,040
You never were meant to stay,
you're meant to leave changed as
1254
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:57,640
he sets his tool down, whether
you notice it or not.
1255
01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:08,280
And while Crumbleton and the toy
maker are standing there, what
1256
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:15,080
do the rest of you do?
I'm anticipating this breaking
1257
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:18,200
out into a fight, so I would be
sneaking into the room as close
1258
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:21,800
to the toy maker as I can get
with my Bugbear Stealth.
1259
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:38,360
I'm just like cautiously, I
mean, I'm are, we're in the room
1260
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:43,360
with him at this point.
So as of right now, like I said,
1261
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:47,080
Lord Crumbleton was Usain
bolting it into the room.
1262
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:52,880
The rest of you are, you know,
can sense a lot of you have a
1263
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:58,000
lot of nerves.
I will say, you know, especially
1264
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:02,040
of what, you know, Simo, Estella
and Amelie had just experienced
1265
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:06,040
in the wardrobes and Indiana
Scones was kind of speaking with
1266
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,120
pine.
You're a little leery of the
1267
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:14,960
rest of this place.
I mean, but Stella didn't.
1268
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:19,560
I mean, she's weary, but also
what she experienced was nice.
1269
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:29,520
OK.
So like, she's not necessarily
1270
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:31,800
all that negative about things
right now.
1271
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:37,800
So she kind of will just walk in
looking around I guess.
1272
01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:47,680
OK, Amelie in Indiana.
Indiana is kind of approaching,
1273
01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:54,920
approaching really cautiously
because how to put this, have
1274
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:58,360
you, have you seen pluribus?
I have it yet it's on my list to
1275
01:39:58,360 --> 01:39:59,960
start.
I just got Apple TV last night.
1276
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:02,800
OK crap.
How to put this?
1277
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:06,680
It.
There's definitely creepy vibes.
1278
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:13,640
There's definitely something,
but it's not overtly
1279
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:19,800
ridiculously malicious.
It's, it's almost a subtle lack
1280
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:24,080
of just giving a shit about the
lives they left behind for all
1281
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:27,560
these people and what's
happening to them while they're
1282
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,920
here and where do they go from
here?
1283
01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:33,160
Like, so she's, she's definitely
suspicious.
1284
01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:37,160
She's not trusting it and she's
sneaking up towards towards that
1285
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:40,360
door.
OK, Amelie.
1286
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:47,120
I feel like Amelie would kind of
hang back kind of like in the
1287
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:51,640
doorway, not like in the room
and just kind of like observe
1288
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:56,880
because I don't think that she
wants to be up close and
1289
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:59,520
personal.
She's not a big crowds person.
1290
01:41:05,470 --> 01:41:13,080
OK, so let's kind of break this
down 1 by 1.
1291
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:17,920
The workshop, all of you.
The workshop does not feel
1292
01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:20,280
guarded.
It feels more attentive not
1293
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:23,480
watching for danger.
It's watching more for
1294
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:27,240
imbalance.
Let's start with Simo.
1295
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:31,480
You're attempting to stealth
your way.
1296
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,680
More or less.
Sneak into backup, sure.
1297
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,640
Crumbleton, yes.
Sure, go ahead and give me a
1298
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:45,760
stealth check.
Right, we got.
1299
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:48,720
I got to check my modifier, I
think 21.
1300
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:56,240
OK, so you'll move in actually.
OK, so you'll move in closer
1301
01:41:56,240 --> 01:42:01,880
than feels reasonable.
The toy maker does not look at
1302
01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:07,000
you, does not pause, but one of
the tools on the nearby table
1303
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:14,160
suddenly rotates, no longer
pointing towards your path.
1304
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:20,520
So you are, as of right now,
unseen but not unknown.
1305
01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:25,440
I'm going to send you a quick
DMRT.
1306
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:38,920
OK, next we'll move to a Stella.
You're going to enter
1307
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:42,520
cautiously, but you're also
carrying the memory of how good
1308
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:45,920
it felt to be in that wardroom.
But just kind of stop for a
1309
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:48,880
moment.
Give me an insight check please.
1310
01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:58,960
That one.
Oh boy.
1311
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:19,760
Oh, I got to pull out a table.
Give me give me AD 12 roll
1312
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:43,000
please. 3.
So you as a Stella would not
1313
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:48,600
notice anything different, but
you as the player you're calm or
1314
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:53,000
you're, you're almost mistaken
calm for safety.
1315
01:43:54,960 --> 01:43:57,680
So you are going to have
disadvantage on the next insight
1316
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,720
check that relates to either the
toy maker or the workshop in
1317
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,400
general.
OK, I'll just give you a.
1318
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:07,080
Quick reminder.
Here Thanks.
1319
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:11,160
Oh, I sent that to Archie.
Hey, congratulations, Archie.
1320
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:14,360
I'm in the loop.
You're in the loop now.
1321
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:20,440
All right, there you go.
OK, let's circle back.
1322
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:22,880
So that is absolutely a fail, by
the way.
1323
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:32,680
So you're the familiarity kind
of unsettles you not because
1324
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:39,480
it's wrong, but it's it gets
more comfortable Indiana you are
1325
01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:44,120
reading the space for danger
that isn't like obvious to you
1326
01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:47,760
right away.
Give me a perception check
1327
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:56,720
please that.
'D be a 15. 15 it meets it beats
1328
01:44:56,760 --> 01:45:08,920
all right so I'm going to send
you a a message I don't want to
1329
01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:12,720
advertly state this out loud but
I want you to keep that thought
1330
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:17,320
in your head as we continue
going all of our audio
1331
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:18,720
listeners.
I've quickly deafened.
1332
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:23,600
I have just sent Indiana a
message that says no one here is
1333
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:28,760
restrained, no one is begging,
and that's what's wrong.
1334
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:35,600
All right, so you also notice
that there are no exits that are
1335
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:40,560
being blocked because no one has
tried to leave there.
1336
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:47,520
There is no exit.
You also will have the ability
1337
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:56,040
to notice any shift, sudden
shift in the room or anything of
1338
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:58,000
that nature.
I've also sent you as Adm
1339
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:05,080
Amelie.
You're kind of just Alistair
1340
01:46:05,080 --> 01:46:07,040
leaning in the threshold, kind
of.
1341
01:46:07,640 --> 01:46:09,720
You're just kind of there to
observe.
1342
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:14,280
So I'm going to give you a
choice.
1343
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:17,800
I'm going to have you roll
either an investigation or an
1344
01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:20,600
insight check, whichever you
wish to roll.
1345
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:43,440
I'm going to go with insight.
OK, that's a 21. 21 OK, So this
1346
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:48,360
you, you kind of are taking a
look at the area in general of
1347
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:55,880
where you're about to enter.
And this isn't a factory, it's
1348
01:46:55,880 --> 01:47:02,240
more of a threshold because
nothing leaves unfinished.
1349
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:12,800
You realize that this room
exists to answer one question.
1350
01:47:14,480 --> 01:47:17,120
Is this who you are when no one
needs you?
1351
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:37,480
OK.
OK, And we'll circle back to
1352
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:39,800
Lord Crumbleton.
Do you have anything else you
1353
01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:52,200
wish to do?
Say again sorry.
1354
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:58,240
I think I will look this dude in
the face like he's sitting at
1355
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,600
his little table, right?
Correct.
1356
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:06,640
So I'll, I'll lean over the
table and attempt to catch his
1357
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:09,720
eyes, right, to catch his his
gaze.
1358
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:18,520
And now I'm going to whisper.
I'm going to send it to you.
1359
01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:21,840
Sure.
Well, I just.
1360
01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:24,440
Can like maybe roll A roll of
whatever.
1361
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:30,560
Yeah, let's, let's do this.
Everybody give me a perception
1362
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:34,000
check.
I could roll stealth too maybe,
1363
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:36,600
I don't know it's.
Would this be my disadvantaged
1364
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:42,160
1?
Double check.
1365
01:48:45,480 --> 01:48:48,960
I could roll perception.
No, this is this is perception.
1366
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,520
Yeah.
So just the insight one for you,
1367
01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:52,320
for the next for the
disadvantaged 1.
1368
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:54,560
So everybody give me a
perception check.
1369
01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:57,120
Let me know if you roll
underneath a 15.
1370
01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:59,480
Me.
Who said me?
1371
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:00,960
Stella.
Me.
1372
01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,760
Yeah, Stella.
I got a 12 but I am also getting
1373
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:07,520
as close to him as possible.
I will give you advantage on the
1374
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:09,200
roll, Simo.
All right.
1375
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,200
Kind of Nat 20.
OK, Nat 20 for Patty.
1376
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:17,400
What did you roll, Archie?
Then Devin, 16.
1377
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:23,520
OK, that succeeds.
Amelie, what did you roll?
1378
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:27,680
18.
OK so she doesn't know it yet
1379
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:32,080
but I have server deafened A
stylist so she cannot hear this.
1380
01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:37,720
Go ahead.
And Lord Crumpledon, what are
1381
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:47,120
you wishing to say?
Oh OK, I just need purpose.
1382
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:50,600
What am I and why do I even
exist?
1383
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:57,200
How do I get to where I belong
and how can I get rid of this
1384
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:59,560
feeling of just wanting to kill
everything?
1385
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:06,840
I don't know these people.
They've not done a thing for me.
1386
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:16,280
So do I just abandoned them?
OK, I just need to live.
1387
01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:22,880
OK, so you kind of lean across
the table.
1388
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:27,800
And I'm going to unmute Katie
now, so little Crumbleton.
1389
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:31,320
You lean across the table, just
close enough that you could
1390
01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:35,360
smell the oil and wood mix
mixing in with cornite and
1391
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:39,840
sugar, and you force the toy
maker to meet your eyes, not
1392
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:42,960
violently, but desperately, like
someone bracing themselves
1393
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:44,400
against the edge of something
deep.
1394
01:50:45,480 --> 01:50:48,280
Your voice kind of drops.
Your words are quiet, but the
1395
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:53,040
room hears them anyway.
The tools stop moving, the hum
1396
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:56,520
beneath the floor falters for
like, the first time, and the
1397
01:50:56,520 --> 01:51:01,600
fire you can feel the fire
almost seemed to lower its
1398
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:04,840
breath.
And everybody hears it, except
1399
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:09,680
for Estella.
The toymaker doesn't pull away
1400
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:12,000
right away.
He doesn't flinch, he doesn't
1401
01:51:12,480 --> 01:51:15,280
correct himself.
He listens, and when he finally
1402
01:51:15,280 --> 01:51:19,160
speaks, his voice is barely
louder than Lord Crumbleton's
1403
01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:27,840
was.
You feel that because you were
1404
01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:33,840
made to stop things, endings,
threats, messes no one else
1405
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:39,040
wants to touch.
And he's holding your gaze
1406
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:46,920
steadily now, and no one ever
taught you what comes after, so
1407
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:50,680
you keep mistaking motion from
meaning.
1408
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:53,440
And he kind of straightens to
slowly.
1409
01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:59,480
You don't want to kill
everything, you want the noise
1410
01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:02,800
to stop.
And he kind of gestures gently
1411
01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:06,600
to your to your chest.
That feeling doesn't mean you're
1412
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:09,680
broken.
It means you've outlived the
1413
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:16,920
role that kept you alive.
And then he says purpose isn't
1414
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:21,760
something you find, it's
something you stop hiding
1415
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:26,640
behind.
And he looks at you not as a
1416
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:31,360
Craftsman now, but more as a man
who has watched this moment
1417
01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:38,600
happen time and time before, and
belonging that comes after you
1418
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:46,800
decide who you are when no one's
in danger in a single chime.
1419
01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:55,080
Sounds soft, acknowledging no
one reacts to the sound except
1420
01:52:55,080 --> 01:53:00,000
for Pine now, who closes his
eyes for 1/2 second longer than
1421
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:07,680
necessary.
And what do the rest of you do,
1422
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:11,240
having heard that?
Hurry, bye.
1423
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:25,280
Exactly.
I'm gonna look around the room
1424
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:34,740
at the toys, OK?
I feel like Emily would be
1425
01:53:34,740 --> 01:53:39,540
startled a little, like he'd
kind of jump a little and her
1426
01:53:39,540 --> 01:53:43,380
head would kind of whip towards
Kirk and then towards Lord, Lord
1427
01:53:43,380 --> 01:53:47,740
Crumbleton, and then like look
around for where everybody else
1428
01:53:47,740 --> 01:53:58,800
is located in the room, OK?
So there's nothing really to
1429
01:53:58,800 --> 01:54:04,520
notice as per SE right now.
The workshop doesn't necessarily
1430
01:54:04,520 --> 01:54:09,840
rush to answer or react to what
was just spoken.
1431
01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,880
It doesn't recoil, it doesn't
react.
1432
01:54:12,360 --> 01:54:16,240
It simply accepts the truth as
something that has finally been
1433
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:19,440
placed on the table instead of
being carried on the back.
1434
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:23,120
The toy maker exhales slowly,
the way that someone does after
1435
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:27,320
setting down a tool they've been
gripping too tightly for too
1436
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:31,200
long.
And he steps back, giving you,
1437
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:34,000
Lord Crumbleton, some space.
Not retreating or yielding.
1438
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:38,640
More just making room.
And around you, the workshop is
1439
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:42,160
changing a way that's almost
imperceptible.
1440
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:46,040
The tools on the table are no
longer laid out for work, they
1441
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:49,320
are now laid out more for
decision.
1442
01:54:49,560 --> 01:54:53,360
The half finished toy on the
bench now turned outward.
1443
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,520
It seems visible, its flaws
unhidden.
1444
01:54:57,240 --> 01:55:01,000
It's close enough to completion
that anyone here could finish
1445
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:07,000
it, or ruin it or leave it
exactly as it is.
1446
01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:10,840
The toy maker speaks again, but
this time he kind of addresses
1447
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:13,560
all of you.
Not just as the man, or not just
1448
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:17,880
the man who spoke.
This is where it always ends up,
1449
01:55:19,200 --> 01:55:24,040
not with what someone deserves,
but what they're willing to
1450
01:55:24,040 --> 01:55:27,360
carry next.
And he kind of gestures once,
1451
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:31,120
encompassing the room, the fire
beyond it, and the people who
1452
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:35,440
chose to stop.
No one here is trapped.
1453
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:41,480
No one here is rescued.
His eyes kind of settle on each
1454
01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:49,480
of you in turn.
Someone stays, someone leaves,
1455
01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:55,000
and someone decides whether the
work continues at all.
1456
01:55:56,240 --> 01:56:02,880
So tell me, what do you believe
happens to people who are
1457
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:07,920
finished with who they were but
not ready to disappear?
1458
01:56:26,680 --> 01:56:29,520
Indiana kind of speaks up a
little, and she's like, do they
1459
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:34,040
just work here?
Do they rot away?
1460
01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:41,920
Are they suspended in time?
And he kind of takes the toy
1461
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:45,360
maker Grand takes a look at you
Indiana, and he doesn't answer
1462
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:48,760
right away.
He looks down at the workbench,
1463
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:53,960
at the the half finished toy,
and at the careful joints that
1464
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:56,480
will never be seen once it's
whole.
1465
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:00,760
They don't rot.
He says quietly.
1466
01:57:01,880 --> 01:57:06,440
They don't work either.
Not in the way you mean.
1467
01:57:06,920 --> 01:57:08,560
Finally, he looks back up at
you.
1468
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:12,200
Indiana, and he says they they
finish.
1469
01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:16,640
He gestures gently towards the
warmth beyond the workshop,
1470
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:18,800
towards the rooms that you've
already walked through.
1471
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:26,320
Some of them sit, some of them
talk, some of them help the
1472
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:30,600
person, the next person who
comes in shaking from the cold.
1473
01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:39,680
Some of them leave once they
remember how, and some of them
1474
01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:43,800
stay until they don't need to be
anyone anymore.
1475
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:51,360
Nothing here decays, nothing
here is preserved.
1476
01:57:53,040 --> 01:57:59,160
Time doesn't stop here, it just
stops demanding things.
1477
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:03,160
And he kind of studies you,
Indiana, not unkindly.
1478
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:09,480
And that's what scares people in
the workshop.
1479
01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:15,360
Homme studies again, no chime,
no shift, just confirmation.
1480
01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:39,530
Indiana kind of froze her brown.
She goes kind of, you know, hums
1481
01:58:39,530 --> 01:58:46,330
to herself a little.
So where does this all come
1482
01:58:46,330 --> 01:58:49,410
from?
The food, the drinks, the fire,
1483
01:58:49,410 --> 01:58:52,730
the wardrobes, the clothes?
Where does this all come from?
1484
01:58:52,730 --> 01:59:01,240
Do you make it all?
Is this your creation?
1485
01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:06,400
He let's have a small breath
through his nose, not
1486
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:08,640
necessarily a laugh, but more
recognition.
1487
01:59:09,720 --> 01:59:13,960
No, I couldn't even if I wanted
to.
1488
01:59:14,760 --> 01:59:17,560
He kind of runs a thumb along
the edge of the work table,
1489
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:21,360
feeling a a nick in the table
that he's felt 100 times before.
1490
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:26,120
Nothing here is created from
nothing.
1491
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:30,360
He kind of gestures loosely
towards the room behind you.
1492
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:34,520
The food is what people remember
how to make.
1493
01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:37,800
The drinks are what they know
how to pour.
1494
01:59:38,760 --> 01:59:41,920
The clothes are what they
stopped needing to wear out.
1495
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:46,040
Every thread was once carried
in.
1496
01:59:46,720 --> 01:59:51,400
Every button belonged to someone
who decided it didn't anymore.
1497
01:59:52,360 --> 01:59:57,960
Then he taps the table lightly.
I don't supply this place.
1498
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:04,600
I I rearrange it.
People bring in what they have
1499
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:11,840
too much of time, skill, care,
objects they don't want to throw
1500
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:16,880
away but don't want to carry.
And he meets your eyes again,
1501
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:20,640
Indiana.
That's how it sustains itself,
1502
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:26,800
not by taking, but by being
where things are finally set
1503
02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:39,480
down.
You asked a question, I'll
1504
02:00:39,480 --> 02:00:46,040
answer it there A fire in this
place, like a fireplace.
1505
02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:49,600
Yeah, there's just a slight
fire, not nearly as large as the
1506
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:51,920
one that was in the beginning
room, but yes.
1507
02:00:52,880 --> 02:00:57,480
Lord Carmelton will approach it
and kind of stand, stand in
1508
02:00:57,480 --> 02:01:00,880
front of it like silhouette ish.
Very cinematic, right?
1509
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:07,320
You asked what do you think
happens when people who are
1510
02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:11,080
finished with who they are but
not ready to disappear yet?
1511
02:01:14,120 --> 02:01:21,720
Well, when a soul's done wearing
its old name but refuses the
1512
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:26,400
comfort of a grave, it wanders
into a place the map forgets.
1513
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:32,160
You can find him at the edge of
the fire light like I am here,
1514
02:01:33,200 --> 02:01:36,480
where the road turns quiet and
the wind starts asking personal
1515
02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:40,040
questions.
Not a ghost, not yet, not a
1516
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:48,240
hero, not anymore.
Not even close to a villain in
1517
02:01:48,240 --> 02:01:51,360
the Taverns.
A Bard might call it losing
1518
02:01:51,360 --> 02:01:56,520
yourself.
Clerics, a trial, Wizards call
1519
02:01:56,520 --> 02:02:00,120
it metamorphosis because they
they're allergic to normal
1520
02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:07,840
words.
But a Ranger, A warrior, they
1521
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:12,760
might call it Chrysalis Rd.
I'm not who I was.
1522
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:17,360
I'm not who I will be.
I have shed my skin but kept my
1523
02:02:17,360 --> 02:02:20,400
bones.
I fear the void, yet I refuse
1524
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:22,280
the mask.
What am I?
1525
02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:28,160
I'm someone in the threshold and
I'm looking for permission
1526
02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:34,040
Permission to move forward.
Do I have it?
1527
02:02:40,670 --> 02:02:46,270
And as you stand in front of the
fire, he doesn't interrupt.
1528
02:02:46,390 --> 02:02:50,470
He lets every word finish
settling like a dust after a
1529
02:02:50,470 --> 02:02:53,390
long walk.
And when you fall quiet, the the
1530
02:02:53,390 --> 02:02:58,110
fire between them, between you,
lowers, not dimmer, but more
1531
02:02:58,110 --> 02:03:02,510
attentive.
The toymaker steps forward to to
1532
02:03:02,510 --> 02:03:06,560
you, Not the fire.
You're right about the
1533
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:10,320
threshold.
That part you named perfectly.
1534
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:15,280
He kind of studies your face the
way he would study a piece that
1535
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:20,200
finally might be ready.
You're you're not lost, you're
1536
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:25,960
not unfinished.
You're between.
1537
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:30,560
He gestures once, not at the
fire, but the floor underneath
1538
02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:34,400
you.
This place doesn't exist to give
1539
02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:40,320
permission, it exists so people
can hear themselves asking.
1540
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:45,880
If I told you yes, you'd still
be waiting.
1541
02:03:47,360 --> 02:03:50,800
If I told you no, you'd still be
angry.
1542
02:03:52,240 --> 02:03:57,200
The moment you named yourself as
someone in motion, that was the
1543
02:03:57,200 --> 02:03:59,840
answer.
He kind of stops back.
1544
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:03,240
Even you some space.
The threshold isn't something
1545
02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:07,280
you cross.
It's something you survive.
1546
02:04:09,160 --> 02:04:13,320
You don't need permission to
move forward, you just need to
1547
02:04:13,320 --> 02:04:18,760
stop asking places like this to
hold you still while you decide.
1548
02:04:19,920 --> 02:04:26,160
And the fire pops once.
Not as approval or refusal, just
1549
02:04:27,040 --> 02:04:34,000
acknowledgement.
And what do you do when you
1550
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:47,310
realize no one is stopping you?
What do I do?
1551
02:04:55,310 --> 02:05:06,030
Well, I suppose I've been
treating this doorway like a
1552
02:05:06,030 --> 02:05:13,640
judge when it's just a doorway.
The guards, they're imaginary.
1553
02:05:16,480 --> 02:05:23,080
The real villain here is choice,
responsibility, the terror of
1554
02:05:23,080 --> 02:05:26,360
freedom, and not having an enemy
to blame.
1555
02:05:31,160 --> 02:05:39,360
Suppose I pick a direction,
forget destiny, and take that
1556
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:58,790
single small irreversible step.
And the toy maker nods just once
1557
02:05:58,790 --> 02:06:04,230
at you, and he says that's it.
Not as approval, but more
1558
02:06:04,350 --> 02:06:09,070
identification.
You're right, Doors don't judge.
1559
02:06:09,750 --> 02:06:12,390
They just remind people they can
move.
1560
02:06:12,390 --> 02:06:15,790
And you kind of glances briefly
at the fire, then back at you.
1561
02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:21,960
Choice feels cruel when you're
when you've been pointing at
1562
02:06:21,960 --> 02:06:28,440
enemies for a long time.
Freedom feels like a threat when
1563
02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:33,000
no one's left to blame.
But the moment you named
1564
02:06:33,000 --> 02:06:37,120
responsibility as the thing
you're afraid of, you've already
1565
02:06:37,120 --> 02:06:40,960
took the step.
He gestures not forward, not
1566
02:06:40,960 --> 02:06:44,080
back, but down to the floor
beneath your boots.
1567
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:47,640
Irreversible doesn't always mean
loud.
1568
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:53,080
Sometimes it's just deciding who
you won't pretend to be anymore.
1569
02:06:56,000 --> 02:07:04,800
He gives a small, tired smile.
You don't need to walk through
1570
02:07:04,800 --> 02:07:09,720
anything dramatic.
Just don't turn back to who you
1571
02:07:09,720 --> 02:07:17,880
were to feel safe.
A couple things just going to
1572
02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:22,360
sit on the ground kind of just
in thought.
1573
02:07:26,600 --> 02:07:29,520
And as you sit down on the
ground, crossing your
1574
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:34,960
gingerbread legs, you're just
choosing not to stand.
1575
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:39,640
The cold of the stone reaches
you first and then fades as your
1576
02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:44,200
breath kind of evens out.
You're frostbite gun resting now
1577
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:47,520
beside you, not discarded, not
gripped, but simply just there.
1578
02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:56,640
And for the first time since
you've known him, it isn't doing
1579
02:07:56,640 --> 02:08:02,360
any work.
The workshop is standing still.
1580
02:08:02,360 --> 02:08:07,840
No tools are moving, no doors
are opening, no chime sounds.
1581
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:12,160
The toy maker watches you for a
long moment and then turns back
1582
02:08:12,160 --> 02:08:15,920
to the table.
He resumes his work, not because
1583
02:08:15,920 --> 02:08:18,560
you no longer matter, but
because the question has been
1584
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:22,520
answered.
Pine is remaining where he is,
1585
02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:26,840
arms folded loosely.
Say nothing, Not guarding but
1586
02:08:26,840 --> 02:08:29,080
witnessing.
The fire.
1587
02:08:29,080 --> 02:08:35,920
Holds shape and time for once.
Doesn't ask anything of anyone.
1588
02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:43,080
So as Lord Crumbleton sits there
thinking, what are the rest of
1589
02:08:43,080 --> 02:08:51,540
you doing?
How did I find of the toys?
1590
02:08:54,580 --> 02:09:03,100
Give me an investigation check.
12.
1591
02:09:05,580 --> 02:09:06,780
With a 12.
Wrong.
1592
02:09:06,780 --> 02:09:09,260
So mid today it's not even
funny.
1593
02:09:09,820 --> 02:09:14,880
Mid or low?
With a 12, I mean nothing that
1594
02:09:14,880 --> 02:09:19,000
you haven't already witnessed.
There's really nothing extra toy
1595
02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:20,680
wise.
There's just, you know, pieces
1596
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:25,120
of different parts wood, you
know, the little wood jimmies
1597
02:09:25,120 --> 02:09:27,840
that they make, the joints, they
put the joints together with
1598
02:09:30,520 --> 02:09:37,120
just your standard kind of
Christmas workshop materials, if
1599
02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:50,200
you will.
Simo Amelie, what are you guys
1600
02:09:50,200 --> 02:09:54,920
doing?
I think I'm still just hiding
1601
02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:57,600
and observing more or less.
Sure.
1602
02:09:58,040 --> 02:10:01,320
I don't know about engaging with
this old man shenanigans.
1603
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:06,080
I'm a skeptic of the things he's
saying.
1604
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:12,960
Sure.
I feel like Emily would take a
1605
02:10:12,960 --> 02:10:16,640
couple steps into the room.
She's still keeping her
1606
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:26,440
distance, but she's more curious
about this man now.
1607
02:10:35,170 --> 02:10:40,050
OK.
So Sima, you're just getting
1608
02:10:40,050 --> 02:10:43,490
kind of stepping around, you
know, slower and not necessarily
1609
02:10:43,490 --> 02:10:46,370
hiding from sight, but more from
disruption.
1610
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:56,070
Give me a stealth check please.
3020.
1611
02:10:57,350 --> 02:11:02,550
Is a 3020, so you're able to get
close enough to the toy maker
1612
02:11:02,550 --> 02:11:08,350
without, again, necessarily
causing any suspicion or alarm.
1613
02:11:09,270 --> 02:11:13,150
But you notice that the toy
maker's kind of favoring his
1614
02:11:13,150 --> 02:11:15,990
left hand slightly when aligning
the pieces.
1615
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:21,960
Every tool is returned to the
exact same place it was before,
1616
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:27,400
and his breathing never changes,
even when people are moving
1617
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:32,640
behind him.
And then you realize, give me an
1618
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:34,600
insight check.
It's pretty low DC, but I'll
1619
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:40,640
have to make the check anyway.
We got a 1313.
1620
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:47,720
OK, the toy maker's not
necessarily watching the room.
1621
02:11:48,040 --> 02:11:51,800
The room is more adjusting
around him.
1622
02:11:57,220 --> 02:12:03,620
Oh boy, I don't know the best
way to communicate that to the
1623
02:12:03,620 --> 02:12:05,380
team, so I'm probably just going
to keep.
1624
02:12:05,540 --> 02:12:07,180
Yeah, watching.
OK, well, I'll say we'll come
1625
02:12:07,180 --> 02:12:10,540
back to that in just a moment.
Amelie, you take a few careful
1626
02:12:10,540 --> 02:12:14,220
steps into the workshop.
The air feels a lot different
1627
02:12:14,220 --> 02:12:17,420
than it was in the threshold.
It's less symbolic and more but
1628
02:12:17,420 --> 02:12:20,560
more practical.
You're close enough now that
1629
02:12:20,560 --> 02:12:22,400
where you can see the toy
maker's hands clearly.
1630
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:26,240
The scars, the steadiness of the
hands, the care taken was
1631
02:12:26,240 --> 02:12:28,160
something no one else has yet
claimed.
1632
02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:31,360
I need you to give me an insight
check please.
1633
02:12:42,840 --> 02:12:47,840
21.
OK, you understand almost
1634
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:55,600
immediately that no one in this
room has actually asked who this
1635
02:12:55,600 --> 02:13:00,480
person is.
This man is not hiding his name,
1636
02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:06,760
he simply doesn't lead with it.
You don't sense any deception,
1637
02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:12,480
No performance, just someone who
assumes people will ask when
1638
02:13:12,480 --> 02:13:19,960
they're ready.
OK, heads up in your in your
1639
02:13:19,960 --> 02:13:27,640
DMS, Kenzie.
OK, And the the toy maker
1640
02:13:27,640 --> 02:13:29,560
himself, he just continues
working.
1641
02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:36,400
After a quick moment, without
looking up, he says not to
1642
02:13:36,400 --> 02:13:39,040
anyone in particular, but more
just the room.
1643
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:46,600
He goes.
You don't have to sneak, but I
1644
02:13:46,600 --> 02:13:51,880
won't stop you.
Some people think better when
1645
02:13:51,880 --> 02:13:55,280
they move.
He doesn't ask any questions, he
1646
02:13:55,280 --> 02:13:59,880
doesn't demand attention.
He's just letting the truth sit
1647
02:14:00,000 --> 02:14:17,520
where it landed.
Like.
1648
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:18,880
Simo would take.
Oh, sorry.
1649
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,800
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
1650
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:24,080
Because Simo would take a deep
breath and step out from his
1651
02:14:24,080 --> 02:14:30,440
hiding place and be like, all
right, then explain to me, if I
1652
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:36,200
already live alone in a cave, I
wouldn't be here.
1653
02:14:36,200 --> 02:14:38,280
If I wasn't needed, I would be
back home.
1654
02:14:39,640 --> 02:14:45,520
So how?
How does this benefit me in any
1655
02:14:45,520 --> 02:14:46,760
way?
I don't see the point.
1656
02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:54,480
Bah humbug.
And as you step out from your
1657
02:14:55,640 --> 02:15:01,960
hiding, he looks fully up, this
time at you, not startled or
1658
02:15:01,960 --> 02:15:03,520
defensive, but more just
attentive.
1659
02:15:03,920 --> 02:15:06,480
He studies you, Simo for a long
moment, the way someone
1660
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:09,480
evaluates weights and balance
before speaking.
1661
02:15:10,840 --> 02:15:18,160
You're right, he says.
If you already live alone, if
1662
02:15:18,160 --> 02:15:22,720
you've already chose quiet, then
this place isn't for you.
1663
02:15:25,160 --> 02:15:29,560
This doesn't benefit people who
know how to leave.
1664
02:15:30,520 --> 02:15:34,760
It benefits people who don't
know how to stop being needed.
1665
02:15:35,800 --> 02:15:37,320
Any gestures around the
workshop?
1666
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:42,560
Everyone here came because the
world only ever wanted one thing
1667
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:48,080
from them, and they couldn't
figure out who they were without
1668
02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:51,440
that demand.
And he meets your eyes directly
1669
02:15:51,440 --> 02:15:54,720
now.
You don't belong here because
1670
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:58,560
you're lonely.
You belong out there because you
1671
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:05,400
already know how to be alone.
This place doesn't give purpose,
1672
02:16:07,160 --> 02:16:11,560
it removes obligation.
And if obligation isn't what's
1673
02:16:11,560 --> 02:16:14,560
breaking you, then you're
wasting your time.
1674
02:16:17,440 --> 02:16:18,960
But that's not but.
You see?
1675
02:16:19,200 --> 02:16:24,040
But that's not a failure.
Oh, OK.
1676
02:16:24,480 --> 02:16:35,400
What do you mean by that?
I didn't come in here thinking
1677
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:40,000
that I had failed, frankly.
I came here to investigate some
1678
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:44,760
mysterious disappearances and I
have a strong suspicion that you
1679
02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:49,840
are at the center of them.
He tilts his head kind of back
1680
02:16:49,840 --> 02:16:52,799
at UC MO, and he doesn't soften
his voice any more than he
1681
02:16:52,799 --> 02:17:01,280
already has.
That this place doesn't need to
1682
02:17:02,240 --> 02:17:07,280
justify itself to you, and you
don't need to justify yourself
1683
02:17:07,280 --> 02:17:09,719
to it.
Failure would be staying
1684
02:17:09,719 --> 02:17:13,200
somewhere that solves a problem
you don't have.
1685
02:17:14,559 --> 02:17:20,280
Failure would be mistaking quiet
for emptiness or thinking
1686
02:17:20,280 --> 02:17:23,600
usefulness is the same thing as
worth.
1687
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:30,000
You've already chosen a life
where being alone isn't a
1688
02:17:30,000 --> 02:17:33,879
punishment.
That means you learned something
1689
02:17:33,879 --> 02:17:37,520
most people don't.
So if you walk out of here and
1690
02:17:37,520 --> 02:17:41,040
feel nothing pull at you, that's
not rejection.
1691
02:17:42,120 --> 02:17:44,879
That's proof this place wasn't
meant to keep you.
1692
02:17:45,920 --> 02:17:52,719
And then, almost as a an aside,
some doors are exits, some doors
1693
02:17:52,719 --> 02:17:55,120
are mirrors.
And he looks back down at his
1694
02:17:55,120 --> 02:17:58,520
work.
You figured out which one this
1695
02:17:58,520 --> 02:18:09,280
is.
I'm afraid I can't just leave
1696
02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:14,799
alone, though.
Others are counting on me to
1697
02:18:15,680 --> 02:18:21,160
bring the people who have called
volunteered to stay.
1698
02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:31,080
And yeah, until we've gotten
that sorted, I think I am needed
1699
02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:34,920
here.
This is the place for me for
1700
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:45,160
now.
And he kind of half chuckles at
1701
02:18:45,160 --> 02:18:48,920
himself.
That makes sense, he says.
1702
02:18:48,959 --> 02:18:50,840
He doesn't smile, he doesn't
frown.
1703
02:18:50,879 --> 02:18:55,559
He simply just adjusts his
understanding of you, Simo.
1704
02:18:55,559 --> 02:18:58,680
The way someone updates the plan
when the variable changes.
1705
02:18:59,440 --> 02:19:01,959
You didn't choose this place
because you need it.
1706
02:19:02,080 --> 02:19:04,639
You.
You chose it because someone
1707
02:19:04,639 --> 02:19:08,080
else might.
That's different.
1708
02:19:10,040 --> 02:19:13,040
He gestures towards the room.
Not inviting, not excluding.
1709
02:19:13,600 --> 02:19:17,760
Then yes, for now, this is a
place you can stand.
1710
02:19:18,639 --> 02:19:23,160
But don't confuse staying with
belonging.
1711
02:19:24,799 --> 02:19:27,080
Belonging would ask you to stop
watching.
1712
02:19:28,680 --> 02:19:32,520
You haven't where others are
sorted.
1713
02:19:32,760 --> 02:19:35,320
As he turns back to the table
and resumes working on the the
1714
02:19:35,320 --> 02:19:45,160
toy, you'll feel it, and you'll
leave without asking, and the
1715
02:19:45,160 --> 02:19:48,040
floor in the workshop begins to
steady.
1716
02:19:48,040 --> 02:19:51,080
The hum begins to steady a bit
more.
1717
02:19:55,520 --> 02:19:59,520
With that said, what I think we
had Indiana left.
1718
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:01,840
What?
What would What would you do?
1719
02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:07,440
Indiana kind of crosses her arms
and looks at him and she goes,
1720
02:20:07,440 --> 02:20:18,940
Who are you exactly?
And he sets his tools down and
1721
02:20:20,820 --> 02:20:24,820
he doesn't answer right away.
He finishes what he's doing,
1722
02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:28,460
aligns the seams, tightens the
joint, wipes his hands clean at
1723
02:20:28,460 --> 02:20:31,420
a cloth that's been that's seen
better years.
1724
02:20:31,920 --> 02:20:34,720
Only then does he put down his
tool and look up at you.
1725
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:46,280
Indiana, My name, who am I?
I'm Shelvin Crick.
1726
02:20:46,920 --> 02:20:50,240
Just that.
No title, no flourish.
1727
02:20:51,200 --> 02:20:54,560
I used to make toys for children
who still believed someone was
1728
02:20:54,560 --> 02:20:58,600
coming for them.
Then I started making things for
1729
02:20:58,600 --> 02:21:03,920
people who realized no one was.
And he glances around the
1730
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:07,520
workshop, not proudly, not
defensively.
1731
02:21:08,880 --> 02:21:12,320
I don't run this place.
I don't own it.
1732
02:21:13,320 --> 02:21:18,960
And he meets your eyes again.
I stay here because someone has
1733
02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:23,160
to be willing to finish things
without deciding what they
1734
02:21:23,160 --> 02:21:26,320
worth.
That's that's all I am.
1735
02:21:35,960 --> 02:21:40,960
The townspeople told us that you
leave and then come back.
1736
02:21:43,280 --> 02:21:47,160
Does someone take your place in
between those times?
1737
02:21:55,890 --> 02:22:00,930
He he nods once, kind of
acknowledging the accuracy
1738
02:22:00,930 --> 02:22:04,130
without the pride.
Yes, he says.
1739
02:22:04,610 --> 02:22:11,320
I, I leave and yes, I come back.
He got to rest his hands on the
1740
02:22:11,320 --> 02:22:16,680
edge of the table, thinking how
to phrase the rest of it without
1741
02:22:17,160 --> 02:22:21,720
dressing it up.
No one replaces me.
1742
02:22:23,520 --> 02:22:26,840
He kind of glances at the door
that leads back to the the the
1743
02:22:26,840 --> 02:22:28,760
warm rooms with the wardrobe and
the fire.
1744
02:22:29,720 --> 02:22:31,560
Because nothing here needs a
keeper.
1745
02:22:32,160 --> 02:22:38,160
Every moment when I'm gone, the
place does what it always does.
1746
02:22:39,360 --> 02:22:43,840
People sit, people talk, people
decide.
1747
02:22:45,920 --> 02:22:50,280
I only come back when someone
reaches the part where finishing
1748
02:22:50,480 --> 02:22:54,080
matters.
A quieter admission.
1749
02:22:55,880 --> 02:23:00,200
Sometimes that's a person,
sometimes it's a question.
1750
02:23:01,880 --> 02:23:05,480
He kind of shrugs.
There's nothing to finish.
1751
02:23:06,560 --> 02:23:12,000
Well then I become unnecessary.
This place doesn't fall apart
1752
02:23:12,280 --> 02:23:17,440
when I leave, and it doesn't
belong to me when I stay.
1753
02:23:19,360 --> 02:23:25,640
That's why I can go.
If someone ever needed to take
1754
02:23:25,640 --> 02:23:29,880
my place, it would mean I stayed
too long.
1755
02:23:31,440 --> 02:23:34,120
Does that satisfy your your
curiosity?
1756
02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:41,640
She's a kind of not.
Oh, she's a Bach I.
1757
02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:50,640
Got her.
Indiana kind of rubs her chin a
1758
02:23:50,640 --> 02:23:55,480
little and says I think that's
the best answer I'll get.
1759
02:24:01,640 --> 02:24:05,320
And she turns towards Simo and
says, I think we need to take
1760
02:24:05,320 --> 02:24:12,320
these people and leave.
Sounds good mate to me.
1761
02:24:16,320 --> 02:24:26,440
And as you say that to Simo, he
doesn't argue, he doesn't try to
1762
02:24:26,440 --> 02:24:28,680
keep, he doesn't try to keep
anyone.
1763
02:24:28,680 --> 02:24:32,920
He only nods once, slow and
deliberate, the way that someone
1764
02:24:32,920 --> 02:24:35,800
does when a conclusion has
finally been reached.
1765
02:24:37,680 --> 02:24:40,840
That's usually how it goes, he
says, kind of quietly.
1766
02:24:41,440 --> 02:24:44,400
He looks past you, toward the
room, the warm rooms beyond
1767
02:24:44,400 --> 02:24:48,480
where the others sit and wait.
Not trapped, not resisting, just
1768
02:24:48,800 --> 02:24:52,680
present.
You can tell them you're
1769
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:59,080
leaving, he says, or you can
just open the door, and he meets
1770
02:24:59,480 --> 02:25:01,640
Simo, your eyes for a brief
moment longer.
1771
02:25:02,440 --> 02:25:10,960
Either way, they'll choose the
path back is exactly where it's
1772
02:25:10,960 --> 02:25:15,280
always been, but he returns to
his work.
1773
02:25:24,750 --> 02:25:26,590
Well, I think are we just going
to try to, like, physically
1774
02:25:26,590 --> 02:25:28,630
carry these people out of here?
Yeah.
1775
02:25:28,950 --> 02:25:33,870
That's what that's my goal is to
to, to drag them out of here 1
1776
02:25:33,870 --> 02:25:37,150
by 1 if we have to, at least the
people we're looking for.
1777
02:25:38,710 --> 02:25:42,160
Well, I can see what I can shape
into.
1778
02:25:42,760 --> 02:25:47,760
I got Bayer nice strong.
Zemo's big enough to carry one
1779
02:25:47,760 --> 02:25:50,840
person over each shoulder, and
then Snowman Zemo could probably
1780
02:25:50,840 --> 02:25:58,820
do the same.
On the way.
1781
02:26:01,540 --> 02:26:07,940
What were you doing?
She's following along.
1782
02:26:11,440 --> 02:26:14,120
She's not going to drag nobody.
She's going to try to convince
1783
02:26:14,120 --> 02:26:16,600
somebody to go with her
willingly because these people
1784
02:26:16,600 --> 02:26:19,240
came here willingly of their own
volition.
1785
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:21,480
She's not going to force them to
leave if they do not wish to
1786
02:26:21,480 --> 02:26:27,640
leave.
Lord Crumbleton.
1787
02:26:32,840 --> 02:26:39,720
Lord Crumbleton, I'll stand up,
kind of brush off his his coat
1788
02:26:42,080 --> 02:26:47,080
holster is weapon for what seems
like the first time in a long
1789
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:56,280
time, Undo his belt and toss it
and the holster and the gun in
1790
02:26:56,280 --> 02:27:05,480
the fire and just say, I get it,
you can take them.
1791
02:27:06,960 --> 02:27:16,040
Maybe we should, but they'll
just find their way back.
1792
02:27:19,040 --> 02:27:23,600
That's what I did.
That's what I'll do.
1793
02:27:26,440 --> 02:27:37,890
I think I'll stay.
If that is your choice.
1794
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:59,830
OK, so Lord Crumbleton, we'll
start with you.
1795
02:28:00,910 --> 02:28:04,870
You will.
Actually, we will end with you.
1796
02:28:05,670 --> 02:28:14,510
So when all of you return, you
leave the workshop sans cookie.
1797
02:28:18,080 --> 02:28:24,760
You all return to the first room
where you met Pine and the rest
1798
02:28:24,760 --> 02:28:29,320
of the patrons that are in this
establishment.
1799
02:28:32,800 --> 02:28:39,640
When you go to, when you move to
lift them, the resistance is
1800
02:28:40,080 --> 02:28:44,360
immediate.
Not a struggle, not panic, but
1801
02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:49,440
more of weight.
The kind that comes from someone
1802
02:28:49,440 --> 02:28:53,960
who has already decided to stay.
No one is screaming.
1803
02:28:54,200 --> 02:28:58,400
No one's fighting back.
That's what makes it hard.
1804
02:29:01,040 --> 02:29:09,680
Estella, we'll start with you.
I need you to give me and you.
1805
02:29:09,720 --> 02:29:11,720
You are wild.
Shaping into a bear, correct?
1806
02:29:14,000 --> 02:29:16,800
Yeah, I mean, there's no point
in me trying to stay.
1807
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,960
Sure, you're just going to make
me move?
1808
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:32,220
Go ahead and give me an an
athletic check please. 14 OK, so
1809
02:29:32,460 --> 02:29:36,340
you know that you can physically
lift and carry two people that
1810
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:41,220
are not actively resisting.
So the people you try to lift
1811
02:29:41,580 --> 02:29:44,700
don't cling, they simply just go
limp.
1812
02:29:45,800 --> 02:29:49,160
Not unconscious, but more of a
resolution.
1813
02:29:51,240 --> 02:29:55,680
If you wish to carry one person
out, I will allow you, but it
1814
02:29:55,680 --> 02:29:57,720
will cost you a level of
exhaustion.
1815
02:30:00,480 --> 02:30:03,160
Can you repeat that?
Which?
1816
02:30:03,480 --> 02:30:07,600
If I want to try.
Yeah, if you wish to still try
1817
02:30:07,600 --> 02:30:11,120
to carry one person out, I will
allow you to, but it will cost
1818
02:30:11,120 --> 02:30:18,800
you one level of exhaustion.
I'm pocket, let's go for it.
1819
02:30:24,560 --> 02:30:30,440
OK, Simo, I need you to make me
an athletic check as well,
1820
02:30:30,440 --> 02:30:38,240
please.
All right, we got 15.
1821
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:47,680
OK, so one of the people you
lift gently remove themselves
1822
02:30:47,680 --> 02:30:51,160
from your grip.
Not with a shove, not angry,
1823
02:30:51,680 --> 02:30:58,280
just with a quiet Please don't.
You still may carry one person
1824
02:30:58,280 --> 02:31:05,880
out, but not 2.
Sorry bud, shops closed, time to
1825
02:31:05,880 --> 02:31:09,600
go home.
I start carrying the guy outside
1826
02:31:10,160 --> 02:31:18,000
again.
OK, and then Amelie, you are
1827
02:31:18,000 --> 02:31:20,080
going to give me a persuasion
check.
1828
02:31:22,680 --> 02:31:25,760
Now I tell you what, before you
give me a persuasion check,
1829
02:31:26,200 --> 02:31:27,920
let's role play this this part
out.
1830
02:31:29,120 --> 02:31:31,400
What would you say to the
person?
1831
02:31:37,850 --> 02:31:43,530
I think I would look at them and
say, come on, there are people
1832
02:31:43,530 --> 02:31:47,450
out there who miss you.
There is more life to be lived.
1833
02:31:48,160 --> 02:31:51,720
I understand that here is where
you are comfortable, but
1834
02:31:51,720 --> 02:31:53,520
sometimes life is not
comfortable.
1835
02:31:54,200 --> 02:31:58,320
Sometimes we have to do hard
things in order to see the good.
1836
02:31:59,400 --> 02:32:02,840
Let's go.
OK, time to go back to reality.
1837
02:32:03,080 --> 02:32:04,320
Give me a persuasion check
please.
1838
02:32:11,840 --> 02:32:14,680
Who?
That's a Nat 20 + 2 is 22.
1839
02:32:17,960 --> 02:32:25,500
OK.
Hell yeah, babe.
1840
02:32:26,140 --> 02:32:35,660
Now as who was first was that
Estella, as Estella begins to
1841
02:32:35,660 --> 02:32:41,820
lift the person to carry them
out, Lord Crumbleton, you will
1842
02:32:41,820 --> 02:32:47,460
straighten, and everyone else.
For the first time since you met
1843
02:32:47,460 --> 02:32:50,620
him, there's no weapon in his
hands.
1844
02:32:51,240 --> 02:32:56,440
He's undone, undone his belt.
Slowly, the leather creaks.
1845
02:32:57,000 --> 02:33:00,320
The holster comes free, and he
weighs at once, thoughtfully,
1846
02:33:00,960 --> 02:33:02,720
and then tosses it into the
fire.
1847
02:33:02,760 --> 02:33:05,040
The leather blackens, the metal
warps.
1848
02:33:05,560 --> 02:33:08,280
The fire does not flare.
It accepts.
1849
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:14,840
He gives a long and even exhale,
and he says, I get it.
1850
02:33:15,920 --> 02:33:18,240
He looks at the people being
lifted, the ones resisting
1851
02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:22,000
without struggle.
You can take them.
1852
02:33:22,160 --> 02:33:26,480
Maybe we should, but they'll
just find their way back.
1853
02:33:27,760 --> 02:33:32,440
That's what I did, that's what
I'll do, and I think I'll stay.
1854
02:33:33,520 --> 02:33:36,920
No one stops him.
No one asks him to.
1855
02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:45,560
Who do you actually succeed in
taking with you, and who do you
1856
02:33:45,560 --> 02:33:59,360
leave behind?
And as all of you begin the
1857
02:33:59,360 --> 02:34:07,880
process of taking people out
almost against their will, when
1858
02:34:07,880 --> 02:34:11,160
you move to take them, the room
does not resist you.
1859
02:34:12,120 --> 02:34:14,520
They do.
Estella.
1860
02:34:14,600 --> 02:34:20,280
You reach for 2/1, slips free,
just stepping back, eyes gentle
1861
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:27,960
and resolute, not unconscious,
just decided, and you haul them
1862
02:34:27,960 --> 02:34:32,240
up anyway.
Your muscles burn immediately,
1863
02:34:32,240 --> 02:34:37,760
your breath growing heavy.
This isn't how you wanted to use
1864
02:34:37,760 --> 02:34:41,760
this strength.
The exhaustion sets in even more
1865
02:34:41,880 --> 02:34:43,520
even before you can take a
second step.
1866
02:34:44,280 --> 02:34:49,320
But you don't let go, and you
carry 1 Simo.
1867
02:34:49,320 --> 02:34:52,480
You lift 1 cleanly when you
reach for the second the person
1868
02:34:52,480 --> 02:34:56,920
gently takes your wrist.
No anger, No Fear, just a quiet
1869
02:34:57,160 --> 02:35:00,720
please don't and they step out
of their grasp on their own.
1870
02:35:01,520 --> 02:35:06,520
Simo, you carry one out and know
that in your bones that you
1871
02:35:06,520 --> 02:35:10,160
could not have carried more
without breaking something that
1872
02:35:10,160 --> 02:35:13,720
mattered.
Amelie, you don't reach, you
1873
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:17,840
just speak.
You don't promise safety.
1874
02:35:18,000 --> 02:35:24,840
You don't promise consequence.
You offer choice about leaving,
1875
02:35:26,520 --> 02:35:32,960
about leaving being allowed,
about staying, being real, about
1876
02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:36,160
how deciding later is still
deciding.
1877
02:35:37,640 --> 02:35:40,600
The person you're speaking to
listens.
1878
02:35:40,600 --> 02:35:43,360
They really listen.
And then they nod.
1879
02:35:44,320 --> 02:35:49,560
They stand up on their own, and
they walk out beside you.
1880
02:35:49,760 --> 02:35:51,920
Amelie not rescued.
But choosing.
1881
02:35:52,000 --> 02:35:56,000
This matters more than the
others combined.
1882
02:35:57,680 --> 02:36:00,400
There's no alarms, no pursuit,
no judgement.
1883
02:36:02,720 --> 02:36:10,720
Lord Crumbleton stays behind.
That's because no one argued.
1884
02:36:11,760 --> 02:36:16,480
No one needed to.
What about Indiana?
1885
02:36:20,320 --> 02:36:24,480
Did I miss Indiana?
I'm so sorry, Indiana.
1886
02:36:24,480 --> 02:36:30,120
What is your action here?
Sorry, I was trying not to
1887
02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:34,200
interrupt you.
This would be a persuasion I
1888
02:36:34,200 --> 02:36:40,320
would go for.
OK, what are you attempting to
1889
02:36:40,320 --> 02:36:44,680
persuade exactly?
To to leave.
1890
02:36:45,320 --> 02:36:49,280
Specifically to leave.
OK.
1891
02:36:49,720 --> 02:36:52,120
Are you're attempting just with
one person or?
1892
02:36:54,960 --> 02:36:58,240
I'm going to try with one
person, yes, because I can see
1893
02:36:58,240 --> 02:36:59,840
that how everyone else is
struggling.
1894
02:37:00,440 --> 02:37:02,480
OK.
Are you doing a person
1895
02:37:02,480 --> 02:37:04,880
particular or just any one
person?
1896
02:37:07,320 --> 02:37:10,560
I'm going to do it with Stella.
The Baker was missing.
1897
02:37:14,440 --> 02:37:24,440
OK, what would you say to her?
I kind of, I'm pretty sure, so I
1898
02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,280
don't have to bend down to get
her at my level.
1899
02:37:29,160 --> 02:37:36,800
I pause and I look at her, and I
say The beautiful thing about
1900
02:37:36,800 --> 02:37:46,760
choice is that it is continuous.
The choice to be here will still
1901
02:37:46,760 --> 02:37:52,000
exist after you leave.
But wouldn't it be better to say
1902
02:37:52,280 --> 02:37:56,800
goodbye, To explain yourself to
the people you love, to those
1903
02:37:56,800 --> 02:38:02,320
who care?
Life has so many different
1904
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:05,800
options and choices, and if you
feel burdened by the one you've
1905
02:38:05,800 --> 02:38:10,600
made, you can always change it.
You can always come back here.
1906
02:38:10,600 --> 02:38:18,240
But leaving is more difficult.
I hope you'll consider going
1907
02:38:18,240 --> 02:38:24,640
with me.
OK, give me a persuasion check.
1908
02:38:28,080 --> 02:38:32,840
That's a 23.
OK, so as you are speaking to
1909
02:38:32,840 --> 02:38:40,600
Stella, Merrick overhears you as
well, and you speak where they
1910
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:47,080
can both hear and Stella's hands
still smelling faintly flour.
1911
02:38:47,720 --> 02:38:51,680
Merrick mug cradle but untouched
eyes call them in a way that
1912
02:38:52,080 --> 02:38:56,760
took years to earn.
They don't argue that Stain is
1913
02:38:56,760 --> 02:38:59,040
wrong.
Stella talks about unfinished
1914
02:38:59,040 --> 02:39:02,920
connections, about towns that
don't collapse when one person
1915
02:39:02,920 --> 02:39:07,240
rests but do hollow out when too
many never come back.
1916
02:39:09,400 --> 02:39:12,600
I won't pretend this place
didn't help us.
1917
02:39:13,200 --> 02:39:17,360
I just don't want it to be the
last place anybody remembers
1918
02:39:17,360 --> 02:39:24,960
UPS.
And Merrick is almost slower.
1919
02:39:24,960 --> 02:39:29,440
He stares into his mug for a
long time, then finally sets it
1920
02:39:29,440 --> 02:39:33,240
down.
I didn't think anyone would ask
1921
02:39:33,240 --> 02:39:37,120
me to come back, he admits to
you, and he kind of glances at
1922
02:39:37,120 --> 02:39:39,920
the door.
Not because they needed me, but
1923
02:39:40,880 --> 02:39:45,480
because they remembered me.
He stands, not hurried, not
1924
02:39:45,480 --> 02:39:52,600
regretful.
All right, I'll walk, just not
1925
02:39:52,600 --> 02:39:57,080
fast.
And both Stella and Merrick
1926
02:39:57,720 --> 02:40:05,560
leave under their own power.
Indiana kind of slowly walks
1927
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:12,040
with them and quietly tell tells
them both how they were hired to
1928
02:40:12,040 --> 02:40:15,960
find them, that people cared
that they were missing, but they
1929
02:40:16,480 --> 02:40:19,360
people are waiting for them to
come back, that they worry for
1930
02:40:19,360 --> 02:40:25,680
them.
And they just kind of nod with
1931
02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:32,160
you, Indiana, as you all walk
out of the Emporium together.
1932
02:40:32,960 --> 02:40:43,400
And as you exit the emporium,
you all of you feel this almost
1933
02:40:46,400 --> 02:40:56,480
weight of a burden per SE that
were they truly happy?
1934
02:40:56,640 --> 02:41:06,840
Were they?
Were they finally succumbing to
1935
02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:09,320
someone who was no longer
needed?
1936
02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:14,120
And that weight kind of stays
with you for quite a long time.
1937
02:41:19,840 --> 02:41:25,560
And weeks pass.
Snow is still falling in the
1938
02:41:25,560 --> 02:41:30,200
hamlet, but it's it no longer
lingers in the same places.
1939
02:41:30,960 --> 02:41:35,600
The chairs and Branacoil's
Tavern are no longer kept empty
1940
02:41:35,600 --> 02:41:38,480
on purpose.
Some nights they are filled,
1941
02:41:38,720 --> 02:41:42,960
some nights they aren't.
The town has learned to live
1942
02:41:42,960 --> 02:41:46,960
with that again.
Stella the Baker opens her shop
1943
02:41:46,960 --> 02:41:50,280
late now.
Not every morning, not every
1944
02:41:50,280 --> 02:41:53,000
day.
When she does, the bread is
1945
02:41:53,000 --> 02:41:56,840
simpler.
Fewer loaves, fewer promises.
1946
02:41:57,800 --> 02:42:01,720
People learn to arrive when the
door is open instead of
1947
02:42:01,720 --> 02:42:05,720
expecting it to be.
The oven runs slower.
1948
02:42:06,440 --> 02:42:10,000
The timer's tick still tick, but
she lets them ring for just a
1949
02:42:10,000 --> 02:42:13,080
moment longer.
She never pretends the work
1950
02:42:13,200 --> 02:42:15,880
doesn't tire her.
She also never pretends she
1951
02:42:15,880 --> 02:42:18,920
didn't choose it.
One of the people you carried
1952
02:42:18,920 --> 02:42:22,200
out never quite settles.
They try, truly.
1953
02:42:22,200 --> 02:42:24,760
They sleep, they eat, they laugh
when they mean to.
1954
02:42:25,480 --> 02:42:30,600
But eventually, on a morning
with fog too thick to argue,
1955
02:42:31,600 --> 02:42:35,360
they leave again.
No note, no apology.
1956
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:38,280
They find their way back to
warmth.
1957
02:42:38,280 --> 02:42:40,960
That doesn't ask the town.
I'm sorry.
1958
02:42:40,960 --> 02:42:44,680
That doesn't ask.
The town learns that rescue is
1959
02:42:44,680 --> 02:42:49,360
not the same as return.
The one Amelie spoke to, the one
1960
02:42:49,760 --> 02:42:51,600
who walked out under their own
power.
1961
02:42:52,200 --> 02:42:55,040
They don't go back.
They just take longer routes
1962
02:42:55,040 --> 02:42:57,040
home.
They sit in the cold.
1963
02:42:57,880 --> 02:43:02,160
When asked about the emporium,
they only say it helped me
1964
02:43:02,160 --> 02:43:06,080
remember how to decide.
And that's enough.
1965
02:43:06,480 --> 02:43:10,400
Estella feels the exhaustion for
days, not the ache of muscle,
1966
02:43:10,400 --> 02:43:14,120
but the deeper fatigue that
comes from carrying someone who
1967
02:43:14,120 --> 02:43:18,720
didn't want to be moved.
She recovers, but she remembers
1968
02:43:18,720 --> 02:43:21,760
the cost.
Simo, you never speak of this
1969
02:43:21,760 --> 02:43:25,080
moment when a hand gently stops
yours.
1970
02:43:26,160 --> 02:43:30,120
But from then on, when you
choose to stay somewhere, you,
1971
02:43:30,200 --> 02:43:33,040
you do it.
You know you do it with your
1972
02:43:33,040 --> 02:43:35,320
whole body, not just your
strength.
1973
02:43:36,520 --> 02:43:40,160
Indiana You're remembered by
name, not as a savior, but by
1974
02:43:40,800 --> 02:43:43,680
someone who asked the question
out loud when it mattered.
1975
02:43:45,000 --> 02:43:48,560
And somewhere beyond the edge of
town, where the Lantern light
1976
02:43:48,560 --> 02:43:54,320
ends and the roads narrow into
something less certain, the
1977
02:43:54,320 --> 02:43:58,640
Emporium waits.
Not open, not closed.
1978
02:43:58,640 --> 02:44:02,920
Just there.
And inside, Lord Crumbleton
1979
02:44:04,400 --> 02:44:08,720
Molassaker sits by a fire that
does no longer judge him.
1980
02:44:10,160 --> 02:44:13,480
He is not finished, but he's no
longer running.
1981
02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:18,560
He thinks that, for now, is
enough.
1982
02:44:19,240 --> 02:44:24,400
And not every door is meant to
be closed.
1983
02:44:26,680 --> 02:44:33,840
Some are meant to be understood,
and some are meant to be walked
1984
02:44:33,840 --> 02:44:37,840
away from without ever needing
to be locked.
1985
02:44:37,840 --> 02:44:43,120
Behind you, snow falls softly
outside.
1986
02:44:43,400 --> 02:44:46,840
The Carol drifts on, gentle and
endless.
1987
02:44:47,600 --> 02:44:52,440
Somewhere, a toy clicks into
place and Christmas stays warm.
1988
02:44:53,960 --> 02:44:57,680
And that's where our story ends.
The snow keeps falling, the fire
1989
02:44:57,680 --> 02:45:02,240
stays warm, and the choice that
was made will never stop
1990
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:05,600
echoing.
Thank you for listening to Crit
1991
02:45:05,600 --> 02:45:09,000
Happens and for sharing this
special holiday story with us.
1992
02:45:09,000 --> 02:45:13,800
The toy makers regret the tale
about comfort, exhaustion, and
1993
02:45:13,800 --> 02:45:18,280
the quiet weight of deciding
when enough is enough, And we're
1994
02:45:18,280 --> 02:45:20,720
grateful you stayed with us
through every moment.
1995
02:45:22,560 --> 02:45:24,040
This concludes the holiday
special.
1996
02:45:24,120 --> 02:45:27,880
Thank you so much for listening.
We will be back next week to
1997
02:45:27,880 --> 02:45:33,960
finish up our UNIT episode as
well as moving on with our main
1998
02:45:33,960 --> 02:45:40,120
campaign with new stories to
tell, but for now, we hope this
1999
02:45:40,120 --> 02:45:42,480
one lingers a little bit longer
than most.
2000
02:45:43,280 --> 02:45:46,520
From all of us here at Crit
Happens and the P3 Podcast
2001
02:45:46,520 --> 02:45:49,960
Network, I am Spencer Hart
wishing all of you a Merry
2002
02:45:49,960 --> 02:45:53,080
Christmas and a very happy New
Year.
2003
02:45:53,400 --> 02:45:56,600
Take care of yourselves, take
care of each other, and
2004
02:45:56,600 --> 02:46:00,080
remember, sometimes rest is a
gift too.
2005
02:46:01,360 --> 02:46:02,080
Good night everybody.


