The Pyreheart Accord, Part I: Embers of Preparation

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happens.
Last session, the agents of the

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Syndicate returned to the House
of Fun and chose the Claw.

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A circular arena sank beneath
them, sand raked like a

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fingerprint, and two Emperor
Scorpions erupted as the Barker

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announced a late arriving
volunteer, Zebulon.

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The fight landed fast and heavy.
Svara met Shi Tin with a frost

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laced warhammer, shaking a
monster's stance.

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Osaisa carved radiant trails
into its plates until the 2nd

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scorpion seized and dragged her
down.

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Zebulon strode in with a grin
and a spectral hound and

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Castella's crackling bolts
punched the crowd's cheers into

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silence.
Then Nairos lifted his hands and

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called the sun a conflagration
scorched scorpion and friend

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alike.
He stepped through the heat and

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knit his comrades back together.
Even as Ogre Man broke the

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grapple with surging nature and
raised Osaiser clear.

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Baxter sealed the bout with a
triumphant bite that sent the

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last behemoth sprawling.
Intermission promised virtue,

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but the room set a snare.
A placard urged patience.

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Svara pulled the gleaming glass
lever anyway, and poison flowed

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like perfume.
The house inhaled their breath.

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The team staggered.
Osais's healing steadied them

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long enough for the door to
unlock on its own timetable.

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Patience, not force, had solved
it beyond a swamp lit haul of

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floating logs and viscous acid
uncoiled as something gargantuan

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skimmed beneath the surface.
Osaitha turned the company to

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cloud and they drifted past
snapping jaws, the plaque behind

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them conceding cleverness with a
satisfied click.

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The final chamber hung quiet as
a Stage 3 glowing pedestals

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labeled Truth, Patience, and
Nerve beneath a glass scale.

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The House demanded Ante's.
Svara vowed never to retreat

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except to save a comrade.
Zebulon vowed to drink nothing

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but water.
Nyrus bound himself to stand,

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unflinching.
Zebulon faced patience, a

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hanging lever that begged for
touch, whispers in a loved one's

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voice sweet, choking pollen.
He wavered once, suffered venom,

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then held.
Svara walked nerves tightrope

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over the mirror.
More fell hard, dragged herself

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free, and crossed in a low,
relentless push.

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Neros took truth and confessed a
secret that excited him more

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than it shamed him.
The house judged without mercy.

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Glass blossomed, his blood
turned to confetti, his soul

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rang like cut crystal and
vanished into a reflection

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Shard.
With no lesser remedy

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sufficient, Ogeman seized their
priceless scroll of True

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Resurrection and tore Nairos
back from the mirror's edge.

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Silk draped prizes, legendary
works of mask, Lantern, and

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blade shone in the quiet as the
vows took hold and the path

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forward opened with one miracle
spent, a compromised leave order

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still nagging the edges of their
thoughts, and the House of Fun

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measuring every step, the agents
pressed on toward whatever twist

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waited in the next room.
Welcome to the Quest.

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Gather round, don't delay.
With dice in our hands, we're

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ready to play adventures away
with stories to unfold in the

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land of D&E where the brave
hearts are bone.

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Crit happens.
We roll.

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We let our imaginations fly.
We let our imaginations fly as

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it happens.
Let the fun begin.

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Join us on this right.
Let the journey spin.

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Every rule's a chance.
The adventure never ends.

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Laughter ending.
Simon, we're more than just

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friends.
Spencer.

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Leads the way with dreams to
ignite.

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From Dragons to dungeons, we're
ready to fight laughing with

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friends in this magic realm.
Together we conquer with

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friendship at the helm.
With every row, new tales we

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create we have is at the fun
begin.

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Join us on this right?
Let the journey spin if you lose

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a chance.
Adventure never ends with

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laughter and excitement.
We're more than just friends.

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So grab your dice, let's roll
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together will always fulfill.
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We have another great episode of
Crit Happens and the the Scale

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Bound syndicate for you today we
have our agents with us.

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Say hello, agents.
Hello, hello.

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We have Castea, Neros, Ogamen,
Savara and Zebulon joining us

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again for another adventure here
in Varelio.

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So we are going to start
tonight's session right away,

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actually with a little bit of a
shopping spree.

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We've got some players that have
requested different shopping

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things.
We're going to we're going to

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say we're going to do a little
bit of shopping here, folks.

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So what exactly are we looking
for here as of right now?

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Are we looking for magic items?
Are we looking for books or

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what?
I'm kind of looking for.

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I'm looking for magic.
You're looking for magic, huh?

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Always me.
I'm looking for the boots of

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Alvin kind.
Well, let's see what we can find

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here for you.
So what we would basically do

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this point in in for Elios or
excuse me, in the Scare Bomb

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syndicate, they have their own
kind of marketplace force agents

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specifically, generally based on
what rank you are in the scale

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bond syndicates, you are given
basically a a discount and an

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agent's fee or an agent's price
that can assist you with items,

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you know, purchasing those items
a little bit of a less cost.

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So we're going to hit up the
magic shop here in the market

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that's known as the Starbound
Emporium.

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They specialize in in spells,
enchantments, even curse

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removals, things like that.
So now as far as the

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specifically you're looking for
the boots, is that correct?

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Yeah.
OK.

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Boots of elven kind.
Boots of elven kind.

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OK.
So in the in the shop is owned

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by a half elf known as Iramel
Starweaver.

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She's kind of standing at the
front.

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The front desk sees you all
walk.

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I assume you all walk in
together, correct?

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Sure, I love window shopping.
Yeah.

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Yeah, so you all walk in and he
he's kind of timid.

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You know, it's not necessarily
the best thing when six people

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off to the nines with magic
items and swords and weapons

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walking to the chefs.
He's like, hi, hi, hi.

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Welcome.
Welcome to the the Starbound

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Emporium.
How can I help you?

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Hello.
I'm looking for if you've got

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any boots of Elvin kind, let me
let me take a look at in my in

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my inventory and see if I can
see if I can find that for you.

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Is there any other suggestions
or any other requests that I

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might see if I could find?
Oven, chain or chain mail or

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chain shirt?
OK, I'm also on the lookout for

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some gloves of thievery.
I've got a couple of things I'm

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looking for, assuming they come
from a good source and we can

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quantify their effectiveness.
I'm I suppose I'm looking for a

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broom of flying and a cloak of
displacement if you can have if

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you find one.
I'm actually looking for

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elephant chainmail, sorry.
You got any animals?

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OK, so everybody gave me their
requests at once.

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So I had the the boots of Alvin
kind the the chain.

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You're just looking for magic
chain mail, correct?

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Yeah, the Alvin chain mail.
Yes, I.

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Met so Alvin chain mail, OK, and
then who is next?

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Zebulon said.
I'm looking for some gloves of

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thievery and if the boots of
Alvin kind aren't super

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expensive and you have two
pairs, I'd be interested in

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those too.
But as far as got dibs if you

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only got 1.
OK.

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And then, Jesse, you said
something probably extremely

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broken, right?
Yeah, I'm a flying and cloak a

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displacement.
OK.

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Extremely broken.
Or maybe an ion stone?

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An ion stone?
A mastery.

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OK, so the shopkeep will just
kind of go in the back for just

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a moment.
So I mean feel free to talk

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about yourselves while they are
looking for these items, see if

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they have any in stock.
So what if he's just super

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expensive guys?
What are we going to do?

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I.
Think this guy is a syndicate?

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Yeah, I think we're running a
discount.

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I mean, I know it.
Yeah, I got, I got some things,

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some tricks up my sleeves.
Let me before.

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Yes, Sir, I know that.
How far in the back is the back?

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I'm going to say out of any sort
of sight that you have.

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Oh.
Fun.

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Because I know you and you've
now been playing this character

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for six episodes and I don't
feel comfortable whenever you

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ask me a question that has to do
with anything.

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That's fair.
And I've I've been playing

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Dungeons and Dragons with you
for a number of years.

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It's never a good thing when you
ask a question.

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What kind of walls and in the
cases?

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Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.

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Somehow.
I don't believe.

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That empty.
Do you want me to roll

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deception?
I would like to cast the

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invisibility.
There are just, you know, it's a

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standard match stuff.
So you've got your, your

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scrolls, your, you know, kind of
magical quarter Staffs and

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things along those lines.
Any equipment, Cloaks, rings,

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necklaces, stones.
Yeah, I mean, the shelves are

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are kind of filled with, you
know, think of it as like an

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American eagle of magical items,
of robes different, you know,

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different shoes and boots and
you know, all of that.

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And so the, so the shop keep
comes back from the back room

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and he and he says, and he says,
you know, I believe I have all

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of it that you're looking for.
So we'll start with the, the

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whoever had the boots.
And he just kind of looks

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around.
He's he's a very timid old man.

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Hello.
So yes, I, I do have some boots

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of Elvin kind.
They, they would be the 500 gold

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for the, for the boots
themselves.

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You know, they're, they're
stitched with whisper 6 whisper

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silk and harvest from fake
cocoons and they emit no sound

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when you wear them.
Awesome, I'll take them.

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OK, Also, I forgot to ask
earlier about plus one Shields.

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Oh, absolutely.
I mean, you could take he kind

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of gestures to the, the shield
section of the, you know, the,

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the, the armament section where
it has the, the different

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weapons, things like that.
He's like, please take your take

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your pick.
And that will be an additional,

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we'll say 75 gold.
Sweet, thank you.

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Next, I, I believe someone asked
for the, the Alvin chainmail.

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Is that correct?
Yes, that would be me.

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And how tall are you again?
Tall are you?

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You're you're, you're a big boy,
aren't you?

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I'm a, I'm a very big boy.
I'm a big, big boy, so.

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He's going to kind of look up
you and go, oh, hello.

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Oh boy, you're big.
So the this has been forged by

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the in the Verdant rifts.
Each link of this Elvin

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chainmail is reflects A faint
echo of the forest canopy it was

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born under.
And it's yours.

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It's a it's a little bit pricey
because it was made in in the

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Verdant Rift and and under such
care, it would be 2200 gold for

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you.
What?

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You take 18.
Give me a persuasion check.

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Let's see here 21 Jesus.
Christ.

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That's a Nat 20.
That's a Nat 20.

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OK, here we go.
He'll kind of go, you know, you

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seem like a nice fellow and he,
he kind of like looks you up and

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down, like if you could just,
you could squash him like a bug.

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And he goes, you know what?
1800 gold.

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It's it's, it's yours for 1800.
I'll take it.

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OK.
And and I also believe someone

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said the thievery gloves, is
that correct?

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Yes, that's what I was looking.
For ah, yes, yes, these are

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these are quite good gloves.
These are silver threaded.

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They have an inscription on the
inside.

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I I personally can't read it,
but you know, if it may be

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something that you could read,
but I it's the the gloves of

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thievery.
Yeah, absolutely.

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They they are yours for 700.
Gold like that?

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OK.
And then?

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Actually, is there any chance he
would do 1000 gold for both the

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Gloves of Thievery and Boots of
Alvin kind?

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Hmm, give me a Perception check.
No, I'm sorry.

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Persuasion check.
Persuasion.

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All right, I'm at a + 0
unfortunately.

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I knew what I meant in my head.
That was a 2 so I'm thinking

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that.
He goes, you know, 2 items for

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1000 for 1000 gold pieces.
I, I, I'm, I'm sorry, I just

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can't do I, I'll, I'll let, I'll
let both of them go for, for,

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for 1200.
I don't have that much.

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So just the gloves of thievery
then?

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Just the gloves.
OK, I.

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Don't know, I really think you
should give it to him for the

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for the 1000.
It'd be the the right thing to

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do.
God.

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Damn it, give me a persuasion
check.

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Oh, I'm intimidating.
Oh oh God, OK, give me an

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intimidation check.
Can I help intimidate?

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I am far more intimidating than
I am.

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Precise, I'll let you give him
the help action to give him

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advantage.
Oh, wonderful.

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He.
Said Shields are 75, right?

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Correct.
Plus one shield.

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Plus one shield.
Yeah, Yep, that's what I'm

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getting.
How much are +2 Shields?

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I would let those go for 7:50.
Meanwhile, while all this is

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happening, Kazdai is just
picking up knives and swords and

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just looking at him.
I got a 28.

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Wow, he he, you, you say that to
him and he just kind of shudders

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in, in, in feet.
I'm, I'm slowly like, you know

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how you like, like tap your
fingers like on a desk while

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you're impatiently waiting.
I do that on my shield though.

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Oh God, he'll he'll kind of see
you and hear you doing that and

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he'll go absolutely you can have
them for I tell you what, I'll

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let you have the the boots for
free.

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And he just kind of shuffles
them towards you and looking at

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Neros like please don't kill me,
see what I'm doing.

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Thank you, good Sir.
And then finally, I believe.

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And then you hear a, a low growl
and he he just kind of from just

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he's like that they're, they're
there.

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That's OK.
And he says.

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And who wanted the dog?
Kazdan's going to whip her head

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around and look at him and be
like, that was me.

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I I wanted to.
OK, Yeah, absolutely.

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I I mean you can he'll just kind
of bring bring him around and

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he's a a young hellhound.
His eyes are ember red, his near

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his almost like near his tail.
It kind of flickers with the

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shimmer of heat and he's like
now this this hell, how this is

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not trained.
So I I caution you that if if

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you go to use him right away for
whatever you may be doing, it

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kind of looks at all you,
especially Nero.

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He looks at Nero's Like,
whatever you may be doing with

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all this items, I call, I
caution you that.

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He should be trained before he's
taken out into the into the

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unknown because he right now
he's just was just found kind of

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on the side of the road.
But what you do with it is

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yours.
But he is kind of pricey.

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I would let him go for 4000
gold. 4000.

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I should do something just
because I can't.

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You.
I mean, if you could certainly

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try.
No, I nothing to him but just to

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mess with her.
How about 2000?

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2000 no, no, I, I, I I can't let
it go for 2000.

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That's I'd be making no money.
2500.

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I mean, you did say you found
him on the side of the road.

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So you're, you're making money.
Let's be serious here.

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Cassie, give me a persuasion
check.

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Oh, I'm so excited.
OK, hold on.

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I don't want to fuck this up
because I'm really excited.

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Guidance.
That's a dirty 20.

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Is a dirty 20.
Yeah, he see hears argument say,

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you know, you did say you found
on the side of the road, you

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know, you're making profit one
way, one way or another.

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And as he says that the shop
keep kind of does that like kind

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of sideways head nod was like,
yeah, you know what I mean.

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It's got the point.
Yeah.

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You know what 2500 gold He's
he's all yours.

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There's going to walk up to him
and stick her hand out.

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Give me an animal handling
check.

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That's a that's a natural 20.
I'm on a roll tonight

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apparently.
Oh my God, no, Scott, you are

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going to bypass the training
period.

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Yeah, with a natural 20, he
immediately is loyal to you.

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Immediately.
There's an immediate connection

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between you and this God damn
hell hound.

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Aim it, Renesme.
Yeah, and say you wouldn't get

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on it.
I immediately she she the hell

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hold one of my rations.
Give me an animal handle and

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check with I'm going.
To laugh at this dog, bite your

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arm off with disadvantage.
He immediately just imprinted on

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Castea well.
I can, I'm just giving it to him

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as a nice gesture, like he's on
the side of the road.

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Oh, OK, then yeah, you can
certainly do that.

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Yeah, OK.
Kind of.

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And then the shopkeep is going
to look because he knows he's

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the only one left.
He's going to kind of do a side

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eye over to Neros and go, OK,
and the for the for the most

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expensive items, I believe that
was for your your friend over

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here.
And he's kind of looking at

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anyone except Nero's.
He is very intimidated by him.

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This broom of flying I have and
this cloak of displacement.

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Yeah.
I mean for both of them they

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would be totaled at 6000 gold.
6000 gold.

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It's.
Only an uncommon item.

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They're they're plentiful, why
so much?

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And the cloaks?
Only rare I've seen several.

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He he, he wants nothing kind of
to do with Neros.

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He's like these have been hand,
hand handcrafted and hand woven.

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These, these have lots of lots
of time and energy placed into

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them.
You know, they, they're, they're

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worse than the standard they're,
they're, they're worth more than

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the standard item.
Every magic item is handcrafted.

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I mean.
Better than others?

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He's like, umm.
Give me an insight check to.

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There's no other way to say
that, if you would know that.

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How about an Arcana check?
Although either an insight or an

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arcana.
OK, well then it's going to be

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27.
I've got a + 8 to insight.

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I tried to make you have me only
have a + 3 but no, you said I

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could use either.
I don't think it would have

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mattered because you were the
28, you said.

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Yeah, he wrote a 20.
No, I wrote the 1927 is what I

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got.
Oh, OK, yeah, I mean, he's

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already scared of you.
So I mean he'll he'll you know

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when you say that he'll go.
OK, how about 4500 gold for the

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both?
Well, 4500, it seems to be a

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fair price, but it's not a good
price.

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What?
What?

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What are you suggesting?
A good price.

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That that is a good price.
No, it's a fair price.

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But it's it's how much?
Do you?

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How much do you own them for?
I, I, I don't really think,

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believe that that information
would be relevant or, you know,

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and now he's getting a little, I
guess, annoyed.

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Well, we should have an honest
conversation here, should we

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not?
Why I, I'm being fully honest,

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I, I, but I, I, again, I don't
believe that information that

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you're requesting has anything
to do with this, with this

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price.
I mean, it's already a fair

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price.
It's a, it's a good, you know,

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it's a, it's a, it's a price.
I'm going to do some meta magic

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and detect thoughts.
He does that require a save at

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all?
Oh, probably for the duration

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you can read the thoughts of
certain creatures when you cast

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a spell and as your action on
each turn until the spell ends.

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Focus your mind.
Anything I see within 30 feet

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creature you choose has an
intelligence for three or lower.

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It doesn't speak any languages.
It's not doesn't happen.

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I learned the surface thoughts
of the creature, what is most on

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its mind in that moment.
As an action, I can either shift

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my attention to another creature
or attempt to probe deeper.

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If I probe deeper, it must make
a wisdom save, and if it fails I

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gain insight into its reasoning.
So it's surface thoughts at this

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point would probably be what it
owns it for.

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Well, no, actually his surface,
his surface thoughts would

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probably be him screaming at the
top of his lungs because he's

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scared shitless of you.
So I would say his, his surface,

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you know, thoughts would be oh
God, I can't I, I I I I I I, I

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hello.
The happened to me.

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He would be, he would say, I, I
I just can't wait until he

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leaves.
I just, I just want to go back

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and enjoy my how.
About this Sir, for 3500, I'll

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get out of your hair.
That's not even the price of of

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of one of those items.
You want me to leave?

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Can I, you know my druid message
K trip on the on the shopkeeper

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and be like, if you just don't
give it to him, he's not

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leaving?
Give me a give me a persuasion

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check.
Persuasion.

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I'm talking, sorry, I'm talking
to Nero's.

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Oh.
OK, give me one second here.

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Features and traits BC's mine
Link.

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I'm going to, as I'm, as I'm
kind of persuading him, just

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telepathically say I promise I
won't leave and then I'll roll

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it.
Give me with the advantage then.

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It's not terrible.
Persuasion would be a 22.

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He goes, I, I understand that
you, you, you won't leave, but

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I, I tell you what, I'll give it
to you for 4000.

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That's that's perfect.
Thank you all so much.

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Please be be.
Very.

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I assume you're closed now.
Yes, I have to go change my

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drawers for a very unrelated
reason.

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I, I, I bid you all farewell and
he kind of disappears into the

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back.
God damn it, every single every

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single NPC that I run into shits
their pants because of neros.

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Look, I didn't offer the deck of
anything this time.

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We could have made this so much
worse.

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00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,640
I really could have.
Oh my.

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God, I was about to start
playing with lightning in my

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heads.
Kaz there right now, is down on

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her hands and knees in this
hellhound space, just like I

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bring it with kisses.
Who's a good boy?

427
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,960
Who's?
A good boy.

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Favorite.
Thing, who's a spicy boy?

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OK, so after, is there anything
else that anybody would like to

430
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do?
I know we did potions and stuff

431
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prior to recording about those.
The only other question is of

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the legendary items.
We'll have to go through those

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out of game.
OK, Yeah, but we can do those if

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you want to just write in your
letter for those.

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We can discuss those.
So it does anybody need anything

436
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else before we move on with
tonight's mission?

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I need to run to the bathroom.
OK, I'll be right back.

438
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OK, let's take a quick break.
OK, so real quick has Daya.

439
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:09,920
Before we go any further, can
you please roll me a Let's go

440
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with percentiles D100?
Oh my God, hold on, remind me

441
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,200
how to do this.
You need the percentile die and

442
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the D10.
What does the D town look like?

443
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,000
It's it.
They look the same, except one

444
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of them has.
Like 10/20/13 I got you.

445
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:42,360
OK, so I got 87.
All right, I need everybody to

446
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say hello to Asmodeus the
Emberbound.

447
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:52,720
Hi.
Sweet baby boy, anyway.

448
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,160
He is a level 10 a challenge 10
Hellhound.

449
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:01,520
Wow.
Yeah, I'm.

450
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,720
Really.
Happy about this role.

451
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,400
Yeah.
Jesus.

452
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,520
So he's.
Stronger than all of us

453
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,760
combined.
Pretty much.

454
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,200
Yeah, yeah.
You know you have control,

455
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,560
right?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to nerf

456
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,400
this a little bit.
He could kill our entire group.

457
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,840
Yeah.
Could I'm going?

458
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,080
To make a challenge you.
Know what 5I cast?

459
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:33,320
Banishment.
My poor baby boy.

460
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,160
So what is his name?
What is?

461
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,240
What is his name?
Asmodeus.

462
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,120
I just want to transform into
the rabbit, be like Asmodeus,

463
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:48,960
get them like on secret like on
secret life of pets just.

464
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Is it really?
We're in the Shattered Peaks

465
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,040
means we're in the forest.
Fair.

466
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,560
You should be looking for
bunnies so you know what you're

467
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,560
changing into and you're not
terrified of it.

468
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:19,080
I mean, so since I'm level 9,
that divides it by three, right?

469
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,840
Yeah.
So I can, I can.

470
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,360
OK, so.
And then do any of you want to

471
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,199
go to any other shops before we
proceed I.

472
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,800
Don't think any of us have any
money to go to any other shops.

473
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,120
Oh, I do, I'll say.
I have 20 gold left.

474
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,639
I have nothing.
I spent all of it on a dog.

475
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,280
I have nothing, but he's the
bestest boy.

476
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,159
Named him Nothing.
Nothing.

477
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,520
That other?
So what?

478
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,800
Oh, go ahead.
Thing I might look to see if

479
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:07,960
it's possible is if I can get, I
can Commission like custom armor

480
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,280
because I would like like plus
one armor.

481
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:18,320
But then with enforce with Adam
and Tyne, whatever it's called

482
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,160
for that you have to custom
order that, right?

483
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:31,520
That's something we can custom
order for you go beans.

484
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,720
So we can yeah, that's the only
thing.

485
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:37,320
Yeah, OK.
Giant in a Elvens all.

486
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:45,640
Right, so after you all, after
you all finished your shopping,

487
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,600
you'll head back to the Whisper
Fang Tavern.

488
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,440
Zebulon's Tavern, because at
this point, you really haven't

489
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,200
heard any news from the
Syndicate.

490
00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:03,760
It's been a few days, and it's
actually kind of odd that no one

491
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,920
has really said anything to you
over the last few days.

492
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,480
So you head back to the Whisper
Fang Tavern, which is kind of

493
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,600
just a stone's throw away
because it's located in the, in

494
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,880
the, the outpost of of Ember
March.

495
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,440
So I excuse me, in the, in the
region of the Shatter peak.

496
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,560
Excuse me.
So you'll all head there and

497
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,560
what will happen is you will
hear excuse me.

498
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,880
You will see as you're all
sitting around the table,

499
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,600
evening air is outside is smells
of, you know, sulphur and snow.

500
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,640
It is that time of the year in
the Shatter Peaks where it does

501
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,280
begin to snow a little bit.
Inside the world is warm,

502
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,840
shadowed and filmed with quiet
music from a stringed

503
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,360
instrument.
No one can really quite see the

504
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,480
regulars of the Tavern at this
point.

505
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,240
The Tavern has been open for a
few weeks.

506
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,960
It's, it's the new Syndicate
branded Tavern, if you will.

507
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,600
So there's a lot of Syndicate
agents other than yourselves.

508
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,760
Syndicate smugglers, relic
runners, rogue scholars.

509
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:18,400
They all have their corners of
the Tavern where they almost

510
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:24,760
like a clique, if you will.
All of a sudden a low hush kind

511
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,160
of falls over the Tavern and you
all kind of look around and you

512
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,800
see our man Tiern, the curator
of the Syndicate.

513
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,880
He's in charge of all the memory
and manipulation within the

514
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,120
Syndicate.
So it's it's very he's, he's one

515
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,560
of the counts or Worm council
members.

516
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:49,440
So he is a very, very highly
respected member of the

517
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:55,640
syndicate command.
He kind of moves through the

518
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,640
room like someone who knows
where every blade is hidden.

519
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,600
His cloak is the color of dried
ink, his his gloves faintly

520
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:09,200
dusted and ash.
And he looks directly at your

521
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,440
table and he, he, it's like he
realizes that's what he's

522
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,520
looking for, and he reaches your
table.

523
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,360
He doesn't.
He doesn't sit right away.

524
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:23,880
He studies almost each of you in
in turn, the light of a blue

525
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:29,720
fire dancing in his eyes.
And then, softly, he says, I've

526
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:34,640
missed the smell, forged iron,
cheap liquor, and the kind of

527
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,880
tension you could taste.
And he lowers himself into the

528
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:43,040
chair, producing from his coat a
folded parchment sealed with

529
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,040
wax, bearing the coiled serpent
of the Syndicate.

530
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:54,160
You've been sent to witness.
You're being sent to witness the

531
00:38:54,160 --> 00:39:00,400
death of an idea, and if we're
lucky, to murder it before it

532
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,280
can draw breath.
And he lays the parchment flat

533
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,760
on the table and breaks the
seal.

534
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,920
The flame of the tavern's hearth
bends toward it as almost if

535
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:14,880
it's eavesdropping.
He goes the pyre height, the

536
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,400
pyre heart accord, letting the
words linger.

537
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:25,720
A pact between the Dominican of
Fall Reach and the Hidden Host

538
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:35,880
Dominion, Fire and Host Memory.
Bound in one engine of zealotry

539
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,400
they intend to unite their
forces under under a single

540
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,480
creed of purification.
A holy wall written in ash.

541
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,840
He slides a small packet towards
all of It's just towards all of

542
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,240
you.
It's four.

543
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:55,200
It's 6 vials of volcanic ash,
swirling with faint red light.

544
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,080
These will mask you from the
Dominion scent wards.

545
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,640
Rub them into your gear before
you cross the action belt.

546
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,200
His low.
His voice lowers, his tone

547
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,200
almost out of a teacher in a
library.

548
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,880
Not a commander.
He says your mission is

549
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,320
surgical.
Infiltrate Pyre Heart stronghold

550
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,880
atop Mount Veron.
The accord must not be signed.

551
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,240
Burn it.
Steal it.

552
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,480
Or even dam the signatories into
the same flames that they

553
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,360
worship.
I do not care which.

554
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,680
And he taps the parchment.
Secondary objective.

555
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,840
Recover any Dominion
intelligence regarding their New

556
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,960
Relic deployment.
Rumor speaks of a prototype, a

557
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,800
vessel that can store divine
fire.

558
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:50,160
He looks to each one of you, the
faintest glimmer of pride behind

559
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,240
the gravity.
You are not Syndicate agents.

560
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,040
Not.
You are Syndicate agents, not

561
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,240
soldiers.
Remember, we don't fight wars.

562
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,920
We prevent them from happening
on terms we didn't choose.

563
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,440
And he sits back in his chair,
and for a moment the Tavern

564
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:14,520
sigils flicker.
He says you've got five days

565
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,840
before the procession of the
crown this begins.

566
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,080
After that, Pyre Heart seals
itself in silence.

567
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,840
The Hollow Host is already
there, administering their

568
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,800
eulogy test as we speak.
You will need both Dominion

569
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,800
clearance and a grief offering
to pass.

570
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,400
And almost a faint smirk crosses
his face.

571
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,200
Find something you've recently
lost.

572
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,840
It will make the Lye taste
better.

573
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,280
And he stands, clears his
throat, and adjusts his coats.

574
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,720
And he says the Shadow Peaks
will try to freeze you, the

575
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:56,400
Ashen Belt will try to burn you,
and somewhere in between you'll

576
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,320
find the truth of the
Syndicate's work not in victory,

577
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,960
but in what you're willing to
lose to stop the wrong flame

578
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,080
from spreading.
And with that, he leaves the

579
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,680
parchment, and the ash piles on
the table.

580
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,800
The candlelight flickers once
more, and the curator's shadow

581
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,960
fades into the blue glow of the
tavern's ward.

582
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,160
The Whisper Fang hums as if the
world, the self let out.

583
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,800
It's a single exhale.
Any questions?

584
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:33,000
We recently lost me.
Your whole personage.

585
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,520
Hold on to that.
I mean, I have so many questions

586
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,760
for him, but he's gone already.
Yeah, I didn't even get to ask

587
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,080
him to sign the bar.
Oh well.

588
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,320
As he stands up and he's as he's
passing the the end of the bar,

589
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,920
he kind of pulls out his magical
quill and writes the letters

590
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:03,320
ATTC.
Thank you, good Sir.

591
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,440
And he he kind of does one of
those salutes on his way out.

592
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:15,320
So again, what you know that in
five days time the procession of

593
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,920
the crown list will begin.
And that is a peace treaty

594
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,080
between the dominion of Fall
Reach and the Hollow Host.

595
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:29,000
And you know, you've been given
the information that a such an

596
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,280
agreement between these two
would be world altering and

597
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,560
endangering.
These are two of the the most

598
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:40,000
powerful factions in Varelios in
their different regions.

599
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,360
So for them to come to an
agreement to use their forces

600
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,160
collectively to take everything
else over is almost certain if

601
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,640
they agree to this, if they are
able to agree to this treaty.

602
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,920
Well, it sure says a lot of
things and I don't know if I

603
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,760
believe it all.
You know that anything that the

604
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,960
curator says in person is the
truth.

605
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,160
You know that as a, as a now a
veteran agent of the the

606
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,800
Syndicate and we'll say on your,
your downtime, you've done your

607
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,760
research on the syndicate, all
of you in your downtime, you've

608
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,040
been on single missions, bounty
missions for the Syndicate.

609
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,840
You've basically opened your
entire world and your heart to

610
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,800
the syndicate.
So you know the name Armand

611
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,280
Tiern, otherwise known as the
curator.

612
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:36,800
You know that him, he is almost
the voice above the voiceless,

613
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,480
the voice above voices.
I should say Kas Daya, I know is

614
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,080
kind of itching her brain a bit
because the curator has come up

615
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:51,800
before for her out of kind of
out of game.

616
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:58,040
Before we started Crit Happens,
we ran through a a trial run of

617
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:03,120
dungeons for the the three
characters of Rodger, Kas, Daya

618
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,480
and Levana.
They all completed those under

619
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,680
the guidance of Armand Tiern,
the curator.

620
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:17,760
He is a member of the Worm
Council, which is the think of

621
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,800
it like the Supreme Court.
They are the end all be all of

622
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,480
everything that happens in the
scale bound syndicate.

623
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,400
So Long story short, I know I
rambled.

624
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,040
You know, anything that came out
of Armand Tiern's mouth is the

625
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:40,000
absolute truth.
Don't get me wrong, I think he

626
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:48,040
thinks it's the truth.
I I have so many questions

627
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,400
because like, why would you send
us to a quote, UN quote House of

628
00:45:52,400 --> 00:46:01,640
fun that you know isn't fun for
a holiday?

629
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,800
So and then like, no, And then
knowing that like even if it

630
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,200
wasn't him in the in the Ledger,
right, knowing that he didn't he

631
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,480
like come earlier and be like,
Hey, yo, that's not me, but

632
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:29,040
that's not us.
I give me an insight check.

633
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,240
Oh, insight.
Yeah.

634
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:39,720
OK, that's a 24.
OK, so, and, and I'm not sure if

635
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:45,800
you caught it Gene out of game,
there was there was a message

636
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,640
that came out for the the
basically the debrief of the

637
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,120
mission that basically said that
the syndicate apologizes.

638
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,760
They were given almost bad
information on what the House of

639
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:02,280
Fun was and it was not meant for
those events were not meant to

640
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,800
happen on on their on their
watch, effectively so.

641
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,440
And that's that's why you
received the additional gold

642
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,840
before session, because Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

643
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:16,480
Liquid courage and therapy fund.
Yeah, I remember now at at

644
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,440
Zebulon's Bar and and you know,
for a shrink.

645
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:26,200
So I remember now.
Yeah, with Zebulon.

646
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,000
I will take you up on that beer,
Sir.

647
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,720
Absolutely.
Is that beyond?

648
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,760
Selling drinks.
This man just financed the beer

649
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,760
engine we're all benefiting from
right now.

650
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,880
As I'm drinking a beer IRL.
So cool.

651
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,400
All right.
So any questions before we you

652
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,160
set off, basically you would set
off in the morning.

653
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,520
So the how far is the trip?
You said it happens in five

654
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,800
days.
How far is it?

655
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,920
Five days.
It's about a three days travel.

656
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,840
What?
No, with a carriage.

657
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:10,480
Basically you are going from the
kind of middle N portion of the

658
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:18,120
Shatter Peaks to Mount Veron,
which is on the southeastern

659
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,320
side corner of the Action belt.
So you know that it's, yeah,

660
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,680
it's, it's a, it's quite a
track.

661
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,280
Oh, Roy T then.
Anything else?

662
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,600
I would like to know set off.
Yeah, I want to note that I want

663
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:44,760
to, I want to keep an eye for
wildlife on the way there, Just

664
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,800
saying.
Yeah, and I was going to talk to

665
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,440
you about this as well, Jean, We
will we will use the

666
00:48:52,920 --> 00:49:00,160
understanding that you can go
through the the the Monster

667
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,720
Manual or the, you know, any of
the CR levels for creatures that

668
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:10,080
you can turn into.
I will say that we can give you

669
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:17,520
6 forms in total.
You should do.

670
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,960
You should do a total of 10 CRS
worth of forms.

671
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,440
That's not a bad idea.
That's what that's what I was

672
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:28,560
thinking first is if we instead
of doing the amount of creatures

673
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,560
you can pick in, you know,
different levels, you can pick

674
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:37,280
creatures that when you add up
all of their CRS, we'll give you

675
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,640
I that's a good idea.
We'll use the number of 10.

676
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:41,600
OK.
OK.

677
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,520
All right.
I will have to go through that

678
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,400
later then.
Anything else?

679
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,840
Nope.
OK, No, nothing from Savara

680
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,560
Zebulon.
You're both good.

681
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,000
No.
I think so, yeah.

682
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,640
Cassia, we're good to go.
Yeah, I'm ready whenever you're

683
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,040
ready.
Cool.

684
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,640
All right, we will step away for
a quick break.

685
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,040
When we come back, we will start
the track to Mount Veron for the

686
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,760
Pyre Heart Accord.
That will be next here on Crit

687
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,040
Happens.
Level up your hangout at the

688
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,240
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Stop in and say hi to Jordan,

689
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,680
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Benevolent Badger crew.

690
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,200
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691
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,480
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692
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On the first Monday of every

693
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694
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695
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696
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697
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698
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699
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700
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701
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702
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Let me say, are we allowed to

703
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,680
Angliosaurus?
I'm just asking.

704
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,680
I don't even know how to spell,
so I'm just going to say yes.

705
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,400
I don't want to attempt to.
Google the Monster Manual.

706
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,920
I don't.
I don't want to attempt to

707
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,040
Google it and fail it and my
computer laugh at me, so welcome

708
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,720
back.
To know what an Anglia scores

709
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,560
is.
Some form of bird Welcome back

710
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:20,800
to what happens here on Spotify,
itunesplayers.fmdirectory.com,

711
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,520
stitcher.com, TuneIn Radio, and
iheartradio.com.

712
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,720
Sorry, we were going through
different CRS of monsters during

713
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:33,000
the break and I don't know what
it's let it be.

714
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,280
Known that.
Let it be known that Spencer

715
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,040
first thought an Angliosaurus
was a bird.

716
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,280
Now he thinks it's a cat, when
in fact it's a dinosaur.

717
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,240
An armored dinosaur.
A bird.

718
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,040
Yeah, no.
No.

719
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:55,560
No, this is like a giant
armored, massive dinosaur.

720
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,840
It's nothing like a bird.
It's definitely a land creature.

721
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,400
It's an Angliosaurus.
OK.

722
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,200
And you just said yes, Dean
having an Angliosaurus.

723
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,200
So good luck.
Yeah.

724
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:12,320
So how this will work and we'll
do this again kind of stand in

725
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,360
what we've done here in the
past.

726
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,040
These are going to be travel
encounters. 3A day unless

727
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:23,440
something other overrides that
you'll be taking I assume

728
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,200
Zebulot.
At this point you've pretty much

729
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,480
got your own horse and carriage.
I do, yeah.

730
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,000
I've just got a horse, I think,
not the carriage who had.

731
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,760
The I can drive the carriage.
If you got 1, you still have the

732
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:43,720
carriage from your solo bounty.
Oh gotcha.

733
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:47,000
So yeah, you're at this point.
It's been 3 weeks.

734
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,880
It's yours, dude.
I thought that was borrowed.

735
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,440
Oh well.
I think we I think, I think

736
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,080
about it and I think that on the
second solo bounty you and I

737
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:03,040
did, he practically sold it to
you because he rolled so well on

738
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,640
it and he realized you were
syndicate and so.

739
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,760
Gotcha.
Yeah, I did get some

740
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,480
accessories.
I was going to say that's maybe

741
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,680
not the right word for.
A horse sparkle.

742
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:25,840
OK, so who will be leading the
cart and the calippity clop

743
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,000
legs?
I think Savaro's the one with.

744
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,440
I've got proficiency in it.
Yeah, I think you're the.

745
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,360
Highest.
Vehicle, I think Patty was

746
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,240
normally the highest.
She's not here tonight by the

747
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,520
land Vehicles.
By the way, happy birthday,

748
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,240
Osisa, we love you.
Happy birthday.

749
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:40,520
Happy.
Birthday.

750
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,520
Cool.
All right, so Samara, and then I

751
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:50,080
will just need a nature or
survival check just to make sure

752
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,960
you know where the hell you're
going for the day.

753
00:53:53,200 --> 00:54:05,960
OK, well, that's A7.
Anybody know where we're going?

754
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,680
Yeah.
Well, they're really listening.

755
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,040
OK, we're.
Supposed to be going to Mount

756
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,960
Veyron.
It's this way, I got 23 on my

757
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,120
survival.
Oh, OK.

758
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,680
OK, so then we'll move into
here.

759
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:24,280
The travels.
Let's see here there are five of

760
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:31,360
you.
Let me grab my D5 Ottoman.

761
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:46,800
Can you please run me AD 100?
Oh, sure, D100 46.

762
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,000
Oh, that's supposed to do that
in the other.

763
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,720
Nope, Nope, that's right.
So 46.

764
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,480
So as you are traveling, the
morning kind of breaks into

765
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,240
Shades of Grey and ember light.
Thin ribbons of steam curl from

766
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:05,400
fissures in the snow, where heat
vents breathe like sleeping

767
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,800
beasts.
The Shatter peaks always hum

768
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,200
with quiet tension, like a forge
cooling too slowly, but today

769
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,400
that hum rises into something
near a heartbeat.

770
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,120
The air smells faintly metallic,
sulfurous beneath the crisp cold

771
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,640
augment.
Your boots crunched into the

772
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:27,160
frost coated stone as the group
is making their way along the

773
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,600
knife edge trail.
The sun never quite crests the

774
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,240
Ridge and it's light scatters
through thin clouds, painting

775
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:37,280
the ice and tones of bronze,
bronze and smoke.

776
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,840
Then the mountain groans, a
deep, resonant sound, like a

777
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,360
Titan exhaling under.
The world rolls from beneath

778
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,440
your feet.
Snow shakes loose from distant

779
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,960
ledges.
For and for a heartbeat, the

780
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,600
word.
The world seems to still.

781
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:58,040
And then the quake hits.
The Ridge splits, scattering

782
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,560
pebbles and ash, and you are
scrambling for balance.

783
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,360
I need everybody to make me a
Dexterity saving throw.

784
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,200
Thank you.
I'm going to flying.

785
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:16,880
Bro. 26.
Oh my gosh, a 13?

786
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:24,240
I got a 10 OK.
I got an 18.

787
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,240
Is a 10A fail that might.
Be worth your rolling.

788
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:39,080
For a source 3 point.
You can certainly try all.

789
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,480
Right, I will reroll that at the
cost of 1 sorcery point.

790
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,600
Nearest What did you roll?
I rolled.

791
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,680
I'm flying on a broom.
Yeah, OK.

792
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,000
I got a one the second time.
OK.

793
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,880
You told me I could try.
That usually means you

794
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,600
shouldn't.
Do I have to roll for Asthmadeus

795
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,240
as Modius?
Yes.

796
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,560
I don't know why he said it like
that.

797
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:11,040
OK, hold on.
He got a nap 20 good dog kill.

798
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:12,520
This.
Dog.

799
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:21,560
OK, so how come his Zebulon
fail?

800
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,000
Everyone else succeeds.
I can't fail.

801
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,920
I'm the executor of the peaks.
A low rumble swells beneath your

802
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,560
boots, ancient stone groaning
awake.

803
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:36,400
The path trembles, stones
clattering loose into the abyss.

804
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:44,480
Agamen and Zebulon you will both
take 3D eight of damage.

805
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,720
From what?
Force damage.

806
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,280
From what?
From the Earth.

807
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,120
Get hit by rocks.
Yeah.

808
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,880
Are you are they getting hit by
rocks or are they falling into a

809
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,680
fissure?
No.

810
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:07,480
They're getting hit by rocks.
OK, so 14 force damage to you

811
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:13,040
all or to you and Zebulon?
We're alive though, could have

812
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,920
been worse.
The rest of the party studies

813
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,520
themselves against the jagged
stone, feeling the vibration

814
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,000
roll through their bones like
Thunder underwater.

815
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:26,000
The shaking lasts 5 seconds, 5
long seconds, and then silence,

816
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,960
say for the echoing fall of
debris far below down the slope.

817
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:36,400
Augment Zebulon by half buried
in frost and gravel as their

818
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,360
bruises bloom beneath layers of
gear.

819
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:44,920
The air is hot, steam hissing
from new cracks in the rock as

820
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,720
the others descend to help you.
Something in the exposed stone

821
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,360
catches their attention.
A Dominion Insignia fused into

822
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:55,480
the wall by extreme heat, the
metal still glowing faintly,

823
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:01,800
words half melted but legible.
It says Pyre Heart 1 Faith, one

824
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:06,120
flame.
For a moment, the group stands

825
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,680
together on the cracked stone
mountains behind them, rumbling

826
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:15,840
softly on here.
One path leads into a shadowed

827
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,240
ravine, where the air free is
cold and oddly muffled.

828
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,680
The other skirts a Ridge of
glowing vents, promising almost

829
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,560
a faster route towards Pyre
Heart and a greater chance of

830
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,440
being seen.
Well, he said.

831
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:34,160
We had to be sneaky.
Guys.

832
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,000
Try yourself in.
May, May, May I speak?

833
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:44,280
No, I don't want to go towards
the Dominion.

834
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:51,440
And I kind of like show them my
scars that I have from them.

835
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,960
Yep.
Do they leave like a faint glow?

836
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,880
And I'm just like, yeah, they,
these guys know who I am.

837
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:07,520
Something to piss them off.
They are entombed in the

838
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,320
mountain like they are one with
the mountain.

839
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:17,200
Hence executor of the Peaks in
the name.

840
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:24,840
Now while I'm saying this, I
kind of hands debulon a couple

841
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,120
helium potions because of the
damage we took.

842
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:32,440
OK well I appreciate it, but I
unfortunately swore an oath not

843
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,080
to drink anything but water for
two weeks.

844
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,960
Oh, just two weeks, right?
Man, good, good man.

845
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,160
I can hold on.
To it, but I cannot use it.

846
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,160
It's.
Like triple, I'm gonna hold on

847
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,200
to kill you.
You could hold on to it then.

848
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:54,080
I still let you hold on to thank
you Sir, but though I, I, I

849
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,280
don't think this is a good idea
to go that way seen as.

850
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,160
That way.
So there's towards the Dominion.

851
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,240
Well, there there's.
Two.

852
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,560
Which way was that way?
Yeah, so there's one path that

853
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,960
descends into a shadowed ravine
where the air feels feels cold

854
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,560
and oddly muffled, and the other
path skirts a Ridge of glowing

855
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,800
vents.
It promises a faster route

856
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,040
towards Pyre Heart, but a
greater chance of being seen.

857
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600
Yeah, so none of them said
anything about the Dominion.

858
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,400
Yes, they did.
Well, remember that the remember

859
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,120
that the Fire Heart is where the
Dominion and the Hollow Host

860
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,560
are.
Oh yeah, We got to go there

861
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,680
anyway.
So I mean, you cannot want to

862
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,760
go, but that's where we're
going.

863
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,360
I.
Don't wanna, I don't wanna.

864
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,880
She's tied in the back of the
character.

865
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:46,280
Would you guys feel better if I
scouted ahead invisibly?

866
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,360
I can apply invisibility and I'm
quite sneaky myself, but.

867
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,760
Don't be suspended.
I heard that.

868
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,600
Was that the bugs?
Was that the buggy?

869
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,480
That was the hell hound.
Yeah, that's the hell.

870
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:04,360
Hound, my boy I.
Will feel better if he scouts.

871
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,680
Ahead.
No, my boy.

872
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:12,160
Other help?
Are you sending Zebulon?

873
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,760
Yeah.
The scouting mission, Yeah, OK.

874
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,560
You want to borrow my broom?
I.

875
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,640
Don't think so.
I don't know if I could make it

876
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:27,960
invisible with me, could I?
Sure, part of your equipment at

877
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,240
that point.
Well, yeah, if I can ride the

878
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,960
broom to avoid those rocks
again.

879
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:40,200
That was not fun.
I might be better at scouting on

880
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,600
foot though.
I'm going to say no.

881
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,240
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, no, that's how the spell

882
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,920
works.
No, he's he's, he's got an item

883
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:52,400
that can make him invisible and
he doesn't have the

884
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,200
invisibility.
Yeah.

885
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,160
It applies to self.
Specifically, it's.

886
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,760
So what about your?
Enchanted item.

887
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,600
What about your clothing?
That's that's part of him.

888
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,560
I think.
The broom's more of a vehicle,

889
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:12,400
yeah.
OK, so Zebulon will go down the

890
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:17,840
right path and you and I will go
to whispers.

891
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,640
All right, so you will you'll
use the the the I think there's

892
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,680
the cloak they gave you there at
the cloak of something it.

893
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,360
Was a mask mask of Sonic glass.
Yep.

894
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,120
OK, So you'll pop on the mask,
correct?

895
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,920
And then I'll give you your
ability to just kind of use

896
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,680
invisibility free will.
I also just bought those boots

897
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,840
of Elvin kind so my footsteps
are silent.

898
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,200
Perfect.
They're gonna be advancing

899
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,680
stuff.
OK, Yeah.

900
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:48,440
So you let's give me one second.
OK.

901
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,400
So as you head down this path
again, it's really lined with a

902
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,760
lot of glowing vents.
The path ahead sieves with veins

903
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,040
of molten light, cracks that
pulse like a slow heartbeat

904
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:04,080
beneath the crust of the world.
The Shatter peaks are never

905
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,360
truly silent, but they're
they're.

906
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,520
The sound is more intimate stone
whispering to itself, a

907
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,720
subterranean murmur of fire and
time.

908
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:20,080
You'll pop on the the Audix mask
and you can feel just a brush of

909
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:25,000
heat around the mask as you as
the air is now sharp with sulfur

910
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:32,760
and heat.
And give me a give me a

911
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:39,760
perception check, right?
We got a 20 What?

912
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,800
A natural 20.
Natural 20 I think my stat is 0

913
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:50,240
so yeah, still a 20 so.
Ahead, from your vantage point,

914
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,720
you kind of move along the Ridge
of spine, and with each step,

915
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:58,120
stealthily and carefully but
absolutely sure, the vents below

916
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,000
exhale plumes of red mist,
momentary beacons, and the

917
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,120
snowstorm light.
And through your mask the the

918
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,080
world shimmers and tones of
Obsidian and ember.

919
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,600
And ahead of you that the trail
kind of narrows to a ledge

920
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:14,040
overlooking A sunken ravine.
And there you spot Dominion.

921
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:17,720
Dominion sigils scorched into
the rock marking A restricted

922
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:23,360
route 1/2 collapsed guard post
clings to the clipside.

923
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,800
You see 3 silhouettes kind of
patrolling the this outpost.

924
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,560
You're able to identify 2
Dominion flame guards which are

925
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,720
moving with absolutely military
precision and their armor is

926
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,920
almost like steaming from the
the the collision of hot and

927
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,800
cold.
And you do see one hollow host

928
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,520
act like as well, their face
kind of hidden by a porcelain

929
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,000
mask painted in black ash.
And you can hear them almost

930
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,880
kind of murmuring, almost a
funeral chant under under their

931
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:58,480
breath.
And your mask flickers,

932
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:03,960
revealing almost brief fragments
of of memory echoes that kind of

933
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,840
illusions that are left by
recent magic.

934
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:11,240
And in the distorted shimmer
above the outpost, you glimpse

935
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:15,080
almost like ghost, like Dominion
officers that are signing

936
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,400
underneath a volcanic light.
And the image almost fades,

937
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:24,760
leaving the smell of burnt wax.
Interesting, so that was a

938
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,440
memory echo, not something
that's presently there.

939
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:30,840
Correct.
That's a effectively an echo of

940
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,520
a memory that has yet to be
fulfilled, because basically

941
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,600
what you've seen is the signing
of the accord of the Pyre Hart

942
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:43,160
Accord.
Sounds like I'd best get back to

943
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,960
my party and let them know what
I saw, yeah?

944
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,800
Absolutely.
So you'll return to the group.

945
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,280
The glow of the vents kind of
cast him in silhouette before

946
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,840
you vanish again under your
Vask.

947
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:56,240
Your masks shroud when you
appear among the others.

948
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,880
The cold rush of mountain air
follows, and with it almost the

949
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,640
scent of Dominion oil and choir
incense.

950
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,000
All right, all.
Right.

951
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,200
Any questions before we all
right Cool.

952
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:19,080
Alrighty friends, I'm back.
I spotted 3 guards while I was

953
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:24,120
ahead and it looks like our foes
have already met, so we'd best

954
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:30,600
figure out a plan and hurry.
I also experienced a memory echo

955
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:34,720
while I was there.
It looks like the the Fates are

956
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,240
predicting that they will sign
this accord.

957
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:44,200
The memory echo.
So like an echo, I saw a vision

958
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,680
of our.
Foes signing the document that

959
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,520
we are here to stop.
Well, that can't happen.

960
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,320
It hasn't happened yet though,
so.

961
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:58,760
But in more practical, real life
terms, there's three guards down

962
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,760
that path.
Right.

963
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,600
Is that the fastest path?
That's what I want to know.

964
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,720
I think so.
Yes, that is the fastest pass

965
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:14,160
and and again Zebulon would
would relay as well that this

966
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,120
the route that you are looking
to take is a faster route but

967
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,680
it's also a restricted route.
So are we?

968
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,720
Are we going to?
Like we can't take the cart

969
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,840
they'll.
See us if we.

970
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,960
Correct.
Yeah, they they wouldn't want to

971
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,680
take the cart anyways if we're
going to stealth, but I think we

972
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,200
should.
I was.

973
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,800
Going to say are we going to
shock and awe like slotting this

974
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:39,760
shit like.
I've got the spell silent image.

975
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,720
Could I cast like a haze over
our cart so that it's not

976
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,640
clearly visible until we're
clear or nearby the enemies?

977
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,399
You know, I would, I would allow
that, however I would, I would

978
01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:55,760
have the the patrols.
Roll.

979
01:08:58,279 --> 01:09:02,200
Investigation or perception with
disadvantage to give them the

980
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,680
chance to see you.
But absolutely, yeah, that's

981
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,040
that's a very, very clever way
to get around that.

982
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,200
So.
I think they can roll not with

983
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,960
disadvantage that says in the
spell they can do an

984
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:15,920
intelligence investigation check
against my spell DC to discern

985
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:19,359
what the illusion is.
Yeah, are they wearing armor is

986
01:09:19,399 --> 01:09:20,800
my question.
They're not even aware that

987
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:25,520
we're coming, you know, is that
they can't be specifically

988
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:28,040
looking for you.
Yeah, I know, but how far away

989
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,680
are they?
Black cloud appears.

990
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,399
They were at the end of that
path.

991
01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,960
I guess I didn't track exactly
how far away it was.

992
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,120
Just short.
John, fairly out of your shot I

993
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,800
would say.
I think two of them had answer.

994
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,800
Is that?
Yeah, I don't recall the

995
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,840
specific details.
So give me.

996
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:51,120
A.
How far away are they?

997
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,800
Is when I'm asking.
Yeah, yeah, I would.

998
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:58,200
Let's let's do this.
Yeah, cuz he technically he, he

999
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,840
didn't ask how far they were in
our in our whispers.

1000
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:05,480
So I will say this.
No, not right now.

1001
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,680
I will.
I will say this, Zebulon, give

1002
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:14,560
me a do.
You want a 0 or a -, 1.

1003
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,240
Those are your options.
Let's.

1004
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:21,640
Go with a nature check.
All right.

1005
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:27,320
That one's going to be a -, 1,
So I got a nine.

1006
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,080
I don't think you can help.
You weren't there.

1007
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,320
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.

1008
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:39,720
So you, you weren't able really
to see how far away it was, but

1009
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:42,840
at the vantage point that you
were standing at Zemelon, they

1010
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:50,840
were at the end of the trail,
which seemed a bit far away, not

1011
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:55,880
not terribly far, but with,
with.

1012
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,480
Like I said, they're out of
earshot.

1013
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,400
Yeah, not much farther than
that.

1014
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,400
But they're not immediately upon
us either.

1015
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,760
So we can strategize for a
minute, if that's what you're

1016
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,840
asking?
Yeah, I'm asking if they're

1017
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:14,360
wearing armor specifically.
I think they were your standard

1018
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,520
scouts.
I didn't get a super close look

1019
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,120
at them before I came back.
OK.

1020
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:23,640
I have the ability to use know
your enemy too, so if I spend a

1021
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:27,440
minute observing them or
interacting them with them

1022
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:31,080
outside of combat, I can learn
information about their

1023
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:35,640
capabilities compared to myself.
Let's get close with the haze

1024
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:40,480
under the guise of silent image
and see what you can find out.

1025
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,040
OK, so.
Do we know what action they

1026
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:51,560
were?
It was both factions, both

1027
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,720
actions were present, two of one
and one of the other.

1028
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,760
Got it.
All right, so Zebulon, you are

1029
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:56,800
casting.
What to do What?

1030
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:04,080
Silent image to project a haze
of smoke and fog over our

1031
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,560
carriage or in front of it, so
that the enemy can't perceive us

1032
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,800
clearly as we approach with all
of our stuff and people.

1033
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,320
OK, so as you all make your way
kind of on this trail, you get

1034
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,720
to a point where you're for sure
that they would see you.

1035
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:27,640
And then Zebulon kind of closes
his eyes and kind of releases a,

1036
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,560
mutters a phrase under his
breath, and a ripple of illusion

1037
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,440
shimmers around and outward from
his gloved fingers, expanding

1038
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:40,800
like smoke underwater.
The silent image taken form not

1039
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,840
merely as mist, but almost a
living haze.

1040
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:47,400
Heat haze mixed with cinders and
ash.

1041
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,480
The kind of illusion that feels
almost inevitable in this area,

1042
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,800
which you are trying to get
through.

1043
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,440
Within seconds, the carriage and
all of you are swallowed in this

1044
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:03,160
mirage.
Now to have you maintain this

1045
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:09,480
enough to get past all three
guards, I am going to have you

1046
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:13,400
roll.
We'll do a quick skill challenge

1047
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,280
here.
I'm thinking we will either have

1048
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:20,360
you do one of the following and
Arcana check a deception checker

1049
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,200
performance.
So arcana is you're just weaving

1050
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,680
the heat and distortion to make
it almost appear identical to

1051
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:30,960
what the to what it is around in
the region where you are right

1052
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,760
now.
Deception if you want to mimic

1053
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,880
the motion and timing of a
volcanic haze from this area or

1054
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:40,280
performance to almost directed
like an illusion in a living

1055
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:43,720
scene.
Deception is definitely the

1056
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,600
angle I'm going for here, just
to make it blend in with the

1057
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,360
surroundings.
Yeah.

1058
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:51,360
All right, go ahead and give me
a deception check.

1059
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:56,320
All right, I get advantage on
those because of my Mask of Onyx

1060
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:57,400
glass.
Yes, you do.

1061
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:03,760
So I'm going to roll 2 dice.
I rolled A6 and an 18 + 8, so

1062
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:09,360
26.
I think rules as written, they

1063
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,400
can make an investigation check
against my spell DC-19.

1064
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,880
Yeah, let me do that here if
you'd like.

1065
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,120
To do that as well, yeah.
Spencer also, don't forget to

1066
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:22,000
check your DMS Yeah?
OK, wow.

1067
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:36,960
So as you are making your way
towards them because of the the

1068
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:44,560
image you're not able
necessarily to guide the

1069
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:53,960
carriage a specific way.
So they with the the number that

1070
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:58,160
they rolled, they are going to
be on high alert.

1071
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:08,720
So I am going to need a.
I'm going to say a Wisdom saving

1072
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:13,600
throw.
From who, everybody.

1073
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,200
From you, Zebulon, because
you're maintaining the illusion.

1074
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:24,000
OK I rolled A7 is that a fail
that I could re roll?

1075
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:29,600
Yeah.
All right, second try is a 15

1076
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:34,360
is.
That plus anything or. +0.

1077
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:43,000
OK, so as you're coming through
through the through the illusion

1078
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,920
of the mist and fog, you still
hear the words hot.

1079
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,560
Does anybody else want to
respond to that?

1080
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,720
Or what?
Why?

1081
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,600
You halt first.
We weren't.

1082
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,080
Ready for this problem, Sir?
We're just heading through.

1083
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:21,680
While I'm interacting I I would
like to be using my know your

1084
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:26,280
enemy to try and determine
things.

1085
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,120
OK.
Do all three of them see us, or

1086
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:34,600
just two?
So at this point, the heat haze

1087
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:39,280
kind of holding the illusion,
the party wagon kind of rolls

1088
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,400
quietly across the ashen Ridge,
and steam plumes are curling

1089
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,280
around it like phantoms.
Your concentration tightens,

1090
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:48,000
your sweat beads beneath your
mask.

1091
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,920
And his spell.
Your spell is threading the

1092
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:56,240
spell threads, almost straining
to mimic the erratic rhythm of

1093
01:16:56,240 --> 01:17:01,200
the volcanic vents.
And then one vent exhales the

1094
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,880
wrong direction, and the haze
kind of twists against the wind

1095
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:11,280
and a perfect spiral of
stillness almost amid the storm

1096
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,200
and the.
The acolyte the hollow host

1097
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,640
acolyte freezes mid chant and
the the mirrored porcelain mask

1098
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:26,440
almost tilts once, twice, and
then she inhales, and the next

1099
01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:31,840
outhale she breathes is not as
breath but as a shivering cord

1100
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:38,400
of divine resonance, and the.
The spell is dispelled and you

1101
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,440
are all of a sudden standing
right in front of.

1102
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,600
Oh, she dispelled us, correct.
Nevermind.

1103
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:48,560
Yeah, so she and so now you are
standing in front of 2 Dominion

1104
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:52,760
guards and 1 Hollow Host
Acolyte, and I'm going to need

1105
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:57,520
everybody to roll.
I'm going to need you to roll

1106
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,560
initiative.
Fair enough.

1107
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:03,720
Yay.
Oh, like 20?

1108
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,040
I think I got 4. 3.
Three tick though.

1109
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:15,280
Is this encounter one of three
for the day?

1110
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,640
Yeah.
All right.

1111
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,160
I got 14.
OK, give me.

1112
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,080
A second I will 4:00 grab 5.
I just have to.

1113
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:30,840
I got a dirty 20.
Is a dirty 20.

1114
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,920
There's both factions here,
right?

1115
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:47,720
Yeah, they're both here.
Like of the three scouts that

1116
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,160
are in front of us, there's both
of them.

1117
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,800
Yeah, there's so there's what
you, what you see in front of

1118
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:57,760
you are two Dominion Flame Guard
veterans and the Hula host.

1119
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:05,480
Yeah, OK, let's have some fun.
You just got all of our.

1120
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,920
Character sheets completely
memorized, right?

1121
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,600
Yeah, not like we also just
changed all of it by going

1122
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:16,920
shopping.
Yeah, so the the two I.

1123
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,120
Can't find.
My dog and I'm sad.

1124
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,840
Oh.
No.

1125
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:28,920
Are they wearing armor like
heavy or medium armor?

1126
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,200
At the glance, yeah.
I just need to know if they're

1127
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,000
wearing armor or not.
Oh yeah, they're wearing armor.

1128
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,480
They're wearing Ember plate
armor.

1129
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:44,480
Yeah, they're gonna cook.
Let him cook.

1130
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,560
Let him cook.
You might be better off with

1131
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,960
melee attacks depending on how
my turn goes.

1132
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,520
I want to cook them the same way
they tried to cook me.

1133
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,000
Hey.
What if you could have

1134
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,400
guaranteed critical hits?
Yeah, I'm not a melee build

1135
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,160
though.
Your wild shapes are.

1136
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,560
My wild shapes.
Bear is.

1137
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,080
I actually UN ready the owl bear
because of.

1138
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:16,760
Any of your CR 3 wild shapes are
going to be just fine for this I

1139
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,480
think.
OK.

1140
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,960
Yeah.
Well, in which case, let me

1141
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:29,600
devour the druid itself doesn't
lose hit points after the wild

1142
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:34,240
shaped eyes, right?
No, no, yeah, you, you, you

1143
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:38,280
basically think of them as
temporary hit points that so

1144
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,440
like for instance, you'll get
for like the bear, I think it's

1145
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,920
like 30 hit points and.
Then when you go.

1146
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:46,400
Down to 0, you revert back to
your form and then you have

1147
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,680
whatever hit points you had when
you.

1148
01:20:53,680 --> 01:21:00,800
Yeah, this will be fun.
My sweet baby boy my.

1149
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:05,720
Goodness.
Sweet baby boy.

1150
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:09,240
Let's start.
OK.

1151
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,440
Nearest what'd you refer
initiative?

1152
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:18,560
It's a dirty 20.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Ogman. 14.

1153
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:24,720
Cuz there.
I rolled A13AS, Modius rolled

1154
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,920
A7.
OK, I'll have to get that him in

1155
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:41,040
there in a minute tomorrow. 5:00
Zebulon. 23 Whoops, I have a

1156
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:50,120
suspicion I'm going first, no.
Sorry, Cat's attacking me.

1157
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,040
I.
Thought you were disagreeing

1158
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,320
like.
No.

1159
01:21:54,320 --> 01:22:00,040
Ha ha, I got a 24.
No, my headset was like, hey,

1160
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,400
I'm at 20% and I'm like, Oh no,
I have to plug it in, which

1161
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:08,000
means I have a cable and she
wants to attack it.

1162
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:11,480
With the cable classic.
She's already, you know, playing

1163
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:13,520
with the yarn that I'm working
with.

1164
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:17,240
So mine, mine, all of this is
mine and nobody else can have

1165
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,040
it.
Everything.

1166
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:24,640
Well, yes, she rules this House.
I know who is the leader in this

1167
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,520
situation?
Yep.

1168
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,360
All right, we will start with
Zebulon.

1169
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:32,160
My cast just an asshole.
So again kind of what you see

1170
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:37,120
here again the 2 Dominion flame
guards dressed in their ember

1171
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:42,000
ember plate armor and you see a
hollow host acolyte kind of in

1172
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,280
ceremonial robes who was mid
chanted.

1173
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:50,840
That was directly a chant
directly at all of you and kind

1174
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:56,120
of the terrain is almost like 40
feet across, flanked on either

1175
01:22:56,120 --> 01:23:06,920
side with a 60 foot drop off.
Well, that's quite a hazard

1176
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:09,480
nearby, but I'm going to keep my
distance.

1177
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,200
All right, cool.
So we'll start with Zebulon.

1178
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:17,360
All right, to start my turn, I'm
going to summon Baxter, my

1179
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:21,440
faithful hound of Ill omen
against the Hollow Host.

1180
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,160
Hell yeah you are.
Virtualist or whoever that was,

1181
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:28,960
whatever their title was, I
don't like to assume no.

1182
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:29,400
Oh.
Right.

1183
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never assume.

1184
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:35,080
And then for my action I'm going
to upcast hold person to 4th

1185
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:40,880
level to hit all three of them.
That is ADC 19 wisdom I think.

1186
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:52,760
Saving throne.
Yes, Wisdom, Wisdom DC-19 OK.

1187
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:58,240
And then the hollow person has
disadvantage, OK.

1188
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,600
Well, because of Baxter, OK,
Yeah, I mean, the Hollow Host

1189
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:06,760
will fail, Dominion Flame Guard
will also fail, and then the

1190
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:12,520
second Dominion Flame Guard.
What was the DC-19?

1191
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:16,280
He also fails.
All right, that's the plan.

1192
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,120
Get em boys.
Free critical hits for

1193
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:23,800
everybody.
Yeah, OK.

1194
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:27,440
Anything else?
That's my turn.

1195
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:38,010
I stand back, they are paralyzed
and I maintain concentration.

1196
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,530
This is going to be so fun
within Dominion.

1197
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:52,120
Oh, good question.
And he's next to somebody if

1198
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:53,640
someone else gets back.
Tactics.

1199
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,120
No, if you remember the last
mission I called her Skippy and

1200
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:05,200
I just left it there.
So OK so all three immediately

1201
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,960
fail.
So the first flame guard will

1202
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,520
kind of freeze mid stride, 1
foot kind of suspended inches

1203
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:14,720
above the stone underneath him,
amber plate glowing faintly but

1204
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,280
utterly still.
The second stops mid swing, the

1205
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:21,480
molten edge of his halberd
frozen in mid air, a bead of

1206
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,520
lava cooling in the space
between.

1207
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,480
The acolyte halts mid chant,
porcelain mass cracking from the

1208
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:31,720
sudden magical stream.
Her words die in the throat, and

1209
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,680
what comes out instead is a
faint clink of teeth as her body

1210
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:41,080
locks into place.
The hound of Oh Omen sniffs the

1211
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,800
the sulfur air.
Baxter good boy comes on in.

1212
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:52,600
So I mean, from there it's
Baxter's turn.

1213
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:59,640
All right, Baxter makes a bike
attack at the the person he's

1214
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,400
chasing.
Yep, he gets advantage.

1215
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:09,960
He gets advantage and he rolled
us 12 and a 13 with plus 5 S 18.

1216
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,480
Is that a hit?
Is he going after the accolade?

1217
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,800
Yes, the hollow host.
Oh.

1218
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,160
That hits, Yep.
So, all right.

1219
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,840
And that's a SO.
There's an automatic critical

1220
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,680
hit, yes, because they're
paralyzed.

1221
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:27,880
So I've got 2D6, so that could
be 4D6.

1222
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,480
Yes, we're gonna, we're gonna
count this critical hit as a

1223
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:39,240
critical hit without any other
bonuses, you know, so like just

1224
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,440
double damage or double dice,
whatever you want to do, we're

1225
01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:44,200
not going to have a.
Not the flashy critical hits.

1226
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,280
We're not decafitating all of
them in one turn.

1227
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:50,200
Yeah, yeah.
All right.

1228
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:57,600
So rolling 4 dice, I got 12 +
517 damage, and it also

1229
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:01,360
automatically fails the throw to
B knock prone.

1230
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,360
So he's paralyzed down on the
ground now.

1231
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:09,360
Paralyzed on the ground.
And turn.

1232
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:14,600
OK, cool.
Next we will move then to Neros.

1233
01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,440
Can you describe that terrain
again for me?

1234
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,400
Yeah, sure.
There's a 60 foot drop.

1235
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,600
Where is that in comparison to
us and them?

1236
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,560
Yeah.
So you're basically on a 40 foot

1237
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:32,240
wide ledge on either side.
It's a kind of a 60 foot drop

1238
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:35,640
off.
How close are they to the edge?

1239
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,320
They're all kind of in the
center, kind of almost like in a

1240
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:42,680
triangle formation.
The two flame guards are

1241
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:47,000
standing in the front and then
the hollow host I guess now up

1242
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:52,000
Shits Creek in the back.
What's at the bottom of the

1243
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:55,000
ravine?
Just Stone.

1244
01:27:55,360 --> 01:28:01,160
Just stone and snow, OK?
So I guess I'll ask again, how

1245
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:02,760
far are we for?
Are they from the edge?

1246
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:06,440
I mean, if they're right in the
middle of their 10 feet, they're

1247
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:15,000
20 feet from each side. 20 feet
from each side.

1248
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:30,920
Oh.
All right, all right, all right,

1249
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:32,440
all right.
I'm going to.

1250
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:40,160
How far away are we from them?
I would say that you are

1251
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:43,960
currently about 50 feet away.
They spotted you pretty early

1252
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:52,320
on.
Awesome, I will fly 50 feet and

1253
01:28:52,320 --> 01:29:03,720
I'll do a a shove attack on one
of the Dominion attempting to

1254
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:04,960
push them.
I guess maybe it's a push

1255
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:05,920
attack.
I don't I don't guess.

1256
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,040
I don't know what the rules are
for that.

1257
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:10,480
Well, I think it would be a a
strength to strength savings.

1258
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:17,720
Well, yours would be a.
It's the shove action I think.

1259
01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:19,680
Yeah, I'm gonna say I was just
working after.

1260
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:23,640
This They're paralyzed.
Yeah, so they they automatically

1261
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:29,360
fail.
Yeah, how far can I?

1262
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:36,240
5 feet I think what it says 5
feet.

1263
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:39,400
Hold on, I've got to find it.
I was literally just looking at

1264
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,160
it 5 seconds ago and that makes
me mad.

1265
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:47,800
I spent so much time reading
these rules for another

1266
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:50,200
character I want to play.
You are right, it is five feet

1267
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,880
and it's a contested strength
check, but because they're

1268
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,200
paralyzed, they have to fail it.
Yep, you are barbarian.

1269
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,400
You can throw that.
You can throw them though if you

1270
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,720
have a good strength, just
saying.

1271
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:05,960
It's 5 feet but if you don't
like if you shove them good

1272
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:07,920
enough they fall and become
prone.

1273
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:10,640
I remember reading that I can't
find it separate.

1274
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:13,920
Like you can either push them in
a direction or straight down.

1275
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:16,080
Or shove or.
Prone them, yeah.

1276
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:19,920
You could also do a grapple on
your next turn to like pick them

1277
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:22,840
up and move them.
But if you use 15.

1278
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,760
Feet of movement, you're done.
Yeah, I already use my movement.

1279
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:33,320
So I'll shove to move on five
feet and then I'll cast gust of

1280
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:37,960
wind quickened to push them 15
feet along a line off the 60

1281
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:41,080
foot Cliff.
OK.

1282
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:47,920
If I can, if I can get them in a
line where so I'll do like the

1283
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:53,760
one on the left or the right,
push the 15 feet and then get

1284
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:56,560
both of them in a line I'll gust
of wind them both.

1285
01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:04,800
OK, so the one on your right you
would shove 5 feet and you

1286
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,080
automatically succeed and then
use gust of wind.

1287
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:14,160
So the second the second
creature Dominion flame guard on

1288
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:20,240
your right will fly off.
That's 20 feet to his right.

1289
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:26,760
The second one will land about 5
feet away from the edge on the

1290
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:30,720
left, the mining guard well.
No, it has to be, it has to be a

1291
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:33,640
line.
So the one it would be, they'd

1292
01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:36,680
go on the same side, they'd be
going the same direction.

1293
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:41,320
I think you saw about which one
is going off and which one,

1294
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,720
yeah, but he said.
One flew off the left, 1 landed

1295
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,800
on the right.
They both either go to the left

1296
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:48,560
or the right.
Oh, I see.

1297
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:53,080
So you're going to push the one
on the left towards the one on

1298
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,320
the right and then use gust of
wind on both of them?

1299
01:31:57,240 --> 01:32:02,520
In whatever way lets me get one
of them off and one of them 15

1300
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:09,320
feet closer to the edge.
You really can't, because I can

1301
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,000
think.
Of then I'll just do it to 1.

1302
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:14,240
OK, then we'll say then the one
on the right slides off.

1303
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:18,880
What is it?
1D6 of falling damage for every

1304
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:29,800
10 feet.
I think so. 1D6 per 10 feet up

1305
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:41,280
to looks like 2 100 feet.
So he would take 8D6.

1306
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:46,080
I'm not going to.
Actually, I read it wrong.

1307
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:50,920
I'm going to position myself so
both guards are in my line and

1308
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:54,600
I'm going to cast Gust of wind
so both of them go.

1309
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:57,960
So one will be 5 feet away from
the edge and the other one will

1310
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:00,960
be 10 feet away from the edge.
OK, so you're not going to knock

1311
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:03,760
either of them off?
Correct.

1312
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:07,560
OK, OK.
I think that's for the best

1313
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:11,320
because if it doesn't kill them
the auto critical hits are only

1314
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,520
in melee range.
Yeah.

1315
01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:16,440
My thought is that, you know,
because gust of winds a

1316
01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:21,000
concentration, if they start
their turn in my gust, they get

1317
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:27,880
pushed 15 more feet.
OK, Anything else then from

1318
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:29,960
Uniros?
No.

1319
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:34,320
OK, so then we'll go to the
first Dominion Flame Guards,

1320
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:37,840
which is currently held person
incapacitated, but it makes a.

1321
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:41,320
Oh hey, starting his turn in my
gust, he has to make a strength

1322
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:48,720
saver get moved 15 feet.
This Wisdom saving throw?

1323
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:50,680
He automatically failed that
strength throw.

1324
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:54,080
Oh yeah, he has a wisdom save to
hold person.

1325
01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:54,920
Yep.
Yes.

1326
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:57,400
What's the DC he fails?
Don't worry about it.

1327
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:11,360
OK so first one will take 8D6 of
falling damage which will be 36

1328
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:19,480
points and then does the does
the second does that happen to

1329
01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:21,080
the second flame guard one right
away too?

1330
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:23,720
When he starts his turn.
OK.

1331
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:28,280
All right then.
Next will be Ogeman.

1332
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:34,120
Oh, right, so.
When did you turn?

1333
01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:40,680
Off I I did.
I was just talking thinking the

1334
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,560
ADHD kicked in.
Hell yeah.

1335
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:46,560
So are any of the Dominions
still alive?

1336
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:53,880
Well, from what you can see from
where you are right now, you

1337
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:57,080
just saw Neros basically fuck
off with one of the first ones

1338
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:01,320
and he fell off the edge and you
didn't hear anything because the

1339
01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:03,120
whole person, he can't scream,
he can't do anything.

1340
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:11,040
So all you heard was.
Where's the other one?

1341
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:15,600
Currently 5 feet away from the
edge on the right.

1342
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:26,120
OK, I would like to since I'm,
I'm, I'm assuming I'm much

1343
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,360
bigger than this man and he is
paralyzed.

1344
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:33,000
Your large size you can you can
change your your size correct.

1345
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,760
Yeah, yeah, you.
Still large from when you from

1346
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:37,480
last session?
Did you ever?

1347
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:45,840
I am actually.
OK, so is is swapping in between

1348
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:50,760
medium and large in action?
It's a bonus action.

1349
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:55,080
So stupid.
OK, OK, yeah.

1350
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:58,080
So if you want to go large and
then I would say if you

1351
01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:01,160
basically want to flink one if
you're trying to throw one off.

1352
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:04,800
Yeah, so I'm going to walk over
to this guy and be like, your

1353
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:06,960
friends must not have heard the
rumor.

1354
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:10,360
I'm the executor of the Peaks
and I pick him up and I just

1355
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:12,120
kind of like drop him off the
edge.

1356
01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:14,640
Do you drop him or throw him
over?

1357
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:20,160
Or throw him over while like
just kind of like, you know, you

1358
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:21,680
can tell there's like rage in
me, like.

1359
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:24,520
I kind of imagine like, have you
ever played Gene?

1360
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,080
Have you ever played Super Mario
64?

1361
01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:29,640
Yes.
You know, in the Bowser levels

1362
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:31,920
where you're swinging around and
around and around trying to

1363
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:33,400
throw Bowser at one of those
mines.

1364
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:35,960
Yeah, you're.
Basically just going to like

1365
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:40,560
discus throat or whatever that
is this guy off.

1366
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:43,240
So I'm going to add 40 feet to
that because you, it was a

1367
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:47,320
large, you've got quite a lot of
strength, I tell you what, in

1368
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:50,080
order to get that bonus.
So give me a.

1369
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:55,920
We'll say it's a strength check.
Oh, a strength check, Yeah, you

1370
01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:02,680
said.
OK, that's a 3020 is a 30. 20.

1371
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:05,960
Mother of God.
OK, OK, yeah, so basically

1372
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:10,000
you're kind of things go round
the ground this phlegm God screw

1373
01:37:10,120 --> 01:37:13,320
the ground and you kind of eat
them off of the the ledge.

1374
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:16,360
So we'll give you a 10D6 of
damage.

1375
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,760
Actually, what did I say?
Four more.

1376
01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:27,240
So you get 12D6.
That would be, come on, work for

1377
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:34,680
me, you stupid Jesus.
Just so you know, it's called

1378
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:36,680
shot put.
But anyway, thank you.

1379
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:37,480
No.
No, no.

1380
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:42,720
I'm thinking the one where it's
on like a chord is that this is

1381
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:46,440
that discus discus.
Is like under a hand, almost

1382
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:47,960
like.
Maybe.

1383
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,920
There might.
Be there might be a hammer.

1384
01:37:51,040 --> 01:37:52,680
The Hammer.
Throw the hammer, throw.

1385
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:53,400
That's it.
Yep.

1386
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:54,800
The hammer throw.
Yeah, yeah.

1387
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:58,080
Yeah, stop putting spin in
circles too.

1388
01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:02,000
So that's why I was.
OK, so the other, the other one,

1389
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:03,680
you you just kind of, I hate
this.

1390
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:07,280
Dominion fucks you.
Spin round and round and round

1391
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:11,360
and you eat this guy into the
stratosphere and he goes up and

1392
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:18,280
he comes right back down.
Anything else?

1393
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:25,360
I pee on him from.
Like 100 feet away.

1394
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,960
I pee towards.
I pee towards him.

1395
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:34,520
Give me a give me a flaccid
check.

1396
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:40,000
No, let's see here.
Sure, what the hell, We'll just

1397
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,880
call that a free action, all
right?

1398
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:47,320
Then I hit my turn.
Next is going to be the hollow

1399
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:50,600
host acolytes turn wisdom check
of 19 right does that beyond.

1400
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:56,000
With disadvantage, Yes, Good old
Baxter.

1401
01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:02,120
I'll be 100% honest, he rolled
to net once.

1402
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:05,760
So, all right, he's very
paralyzed.

1403
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,680
Very paralyzed.
Like the cartoon's like, he's

1404
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:16,040
like.
OK, that's it for his turn.

1405
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:17,200
Caste.
It's your turn, so.

1406
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:24,400
Your turn fantastic on.
His throat.

1407
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:31,880
How far away are?
We from so I mean, right now

1408
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:34,640
you're about 60 feet away from
the only person still standing

1409
01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,880
on the sledge.
I'm sorry.

1410
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:39,720
I think the accolades on is
prone.

1411
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,000
Am I?
Am I correct?

1412
01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:43,680
Yeah, 'cause Baxter hit.
Him.

1413
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:45,880
Yep.
So he's.

1414
01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:47,800
He's laying to the ground.
He's just like next.

1415
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:50,600
To my dog.
Yeah, your dog's like.

1416
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,680
But he's still like 60 feet from
me.

1417
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:57,320
Yeah.
OK, so I'm going to move one my

1418
01:39:57,320 --> 01:40:03,200
allotted 30 feet because that's
all the farther I can move, and

1419
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:08,840
then I'm going to cast Eldritch
Blast on this dude, OK?

1420
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:22,360
Roll the hit with advantage.
I got a 19 and an 8 so 19.

1421
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:27,200
Plus anything.
What would that be plus?

1422
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:29,280
Typically plus your spell attack
bonus, right?

1423
01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:36,120
Like if I know what that is?
With the patency of agonizing

1424
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:38,280
blast.
No.

1425
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,160
You should.
If you don't have agonizing

1426
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:43,000
blast, you don't add anything.
OK, so the yeah that.

1427
01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:44,680
Was.
Blast that hits.

1428
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:50,040
No, I just got Eldridge Blast.
OK, cool, so then I'm going to

1429
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,240
roll.
Right.

1430
01:40:51,440 --> 01:40:52,920
Do you have any invocations
though?

1431
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:55,640
As a warlock he would get
invocations.

1432
01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:59,320
I don't know I'm.
Looking.

1433
01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:04,680
Y'all, I'm not good at this
crap.

1434
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:10,080
I don't know.
I think agonizing blast is just

1435
01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:14,720
for damage to hit is like your
charisma modifier plus your

1436
01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:20,760
proficiency bonus, plus any
items you've got that modify it

1437
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:30,040
starting at 8 or zero.
I don't remember so many items.

1438
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,720
No, it doesn't look like she has
them, no.

1439
01:41:36,040 --> 01:41:37,960
You should still have some kind
of a modifier to hit if your

1440
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:42,120
charisma's positive.
Yeah, probably like a seven or

1441
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:50,440
something like that.
In any case, 19's good.

1442
01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:53,280
Yeah, I mean, in any case, yeah,
it's 19's good, so.

1443
01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:59,560
Very cool.
So that is a critical hit

1444
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:06,000
because back to standing right
next to him so you can roll for

1445
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:10,840
double damage.
I just rolled it D10.

1446
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:16,000
Literally a 10 + 2 is 12.
Roll again for exploding dice.

1447
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:20,920
I rolled a 8 + 2.
That's 10.

1448
01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:26,160
So 22 in total.
Yeah.

1449
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:31,520
OK.
All right.

1450
01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:34,600
Anything else?
I think you get 2 blasts.

1451
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:36,600
Yes, you do.
You're.

1452
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:40,760
Right.
That's a separate attack,

1453
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:44,600
correct?
It's like the same action 01

1454
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:48,960
spell that shoots 2 rays.
OK, so roll double dash again.

1455
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:53,400
All right, I got an 11 on the
first one and an 11 on the

1456
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:56,680
second one.
So 2022 again. 22 keys is great.

1457
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,840
OK, all right.
Anything else?

1458
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:03,680
No, you do.
You do have agonizing blast.

1459
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,160
You add your Charisma modifier
to your damage.

1460
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:11,920
What's your charisma?
You have a + 2 charisma, so you

1461
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:13,600
get an.
It's an extra 4 damage because

1462
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:15,880
it's two per blast.
Bad.

1463
01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:20,480
So add that to whatever I just
told you.

1464
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:24,360
Yep, good luck.
OK, all right.

1465
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:26,880
And then it will go to the
Dominion Flame Guards turn now

1466
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:30,680
because he got heeded off by
Augerman.

1467
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:32,560
Does the gust of wind still
affect him?

1468
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,560
Only if he starts his turn
there.

1469
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:41,040
OK, so yeah, he, he's already
he, he got thrown over by

1470
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:44,360
Augerman, so yeah, but.
Augerman.

1471
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,120
Augerman would be impacted.
Too.

1472
01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:49,760
Yep.
But only if he starts his turn

1473
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:51,600
there.
That's where he's starting his

1474
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,200
turn.
Or started.

1475
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:55,120
Oh, starting his turn.
So yeah, I mean, he can.

1476
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,400
You end it before the start of
his next turn.

1477
01:43:58,040 --> 01:44:00,000
I mean, I could or I could just
turn it.

1478
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:03,320
He's the only one there.
Just turn the fan a little bit.

1479
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:07,480
OK so he can't do shit except
roll for the check which he

1480
01:44:07,480 --> 01:44:11,080
rolled in 19.
Oh, he breaks free.

1481
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:13,320
He will break less.
He's got like a -, 1 to.

1482
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,880
As he's wiping wiping urine off
of him.

1483
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:20,760
Who?
Put it on break.

1484
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:24,840
Why?
Does he have?

1485
01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:27,000
Why does he have his mouth full
of shit?

1486
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:31,280
We're not talking about Ogamon
really needed to go.

1487
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:36,560
As as I'm as I'm like re tying
my trousers, smiling at him.

1488
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:43,400
So yeah, I mean, he's 60 feet
down so and I mean, he does,

1489
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:44,800
they do.
So he's going to attempt to

1490
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:52,760
climb.
He can only make it, I would say

1491
01:44:52,760 --> 01:44:57,240
15 feet.
So and he rolled in the 24 on

1492
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:59,000
the check.
So what's up?

1493
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:04,800
No, never mind.
I think we'll do it post game.

1494
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:08,760
It's just a way to optimize
Kasdea because I'm looking at

1495
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:12,000
her sheet and there's probably
some things that she took that

1496
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:14,200
she didn't know she took and
didn't want to take.

1497
01:45:15,920 --> 01:45:18,920
Yeah, that might have been my
fault too, cuz I'm kind of where

1498
01:45:18,920 --> 01:45:20,880
is her character?
She is it in Oh, it's in the

1499
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:25,760
scare about OK.
Just she's AT fling with with

1500
01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:32,600
dark vision already, but you
took the the blind sight

1501
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:37,200
invocation, so it's kind of like
unnecessary to use.

1502
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:40,040
Darkness yourself, that's still
important.

1503
01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:43,360
True, true, but I've got
darkness yet.

1504
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:45,680
Yeah, the.
Ability to see through it myself

1505
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:47,560
I didn't know that we.
Could talk about.

1506
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:50,920
It yeah, cool.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be like, save

1507
01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:53,120
that one for me.
And I'm talking about the

1508
01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:58,880
Dominion guy climbing up.
I mean, you can certainly try.

1509
01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:03,160
Yeah.
So 24 on the athletic track.

1510
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:08,880
He'll start climbing.
He'll make it 15 feet up, and

1511
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:13,160
that's all he can do.
So next will be Savara.

1512
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:19,800
Why?
Who's closest to me that's an

1513
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:22,160
enemy.
I mean, the only one that's up.

1514
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:26,000
I mean, like, yeah, it's the
only one that's up right now.

1515
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,840
It's the hollow host acolyte.
I mean, the the mini 2 is

1516
01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:36,440
actively how far away?
He's about 35 feet below you

1517
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:40,640
over the ledge.
The the no, the hollow host.

1518
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:44,200
Were you standing by in front of
the.

1519
01:46:45,440 --> 01:46:46,320
I was front.
Front.

1520
01:46:46,440 --> 01:46:48,720
Yeah.
So they'd be about 45 feet away.

1521
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:50,320
He'd be about 45 feet.
Right.

1522
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:52,760
I'm going to have to dash.
That's enough.

1523
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:58,160
Or you could pull a card.
No.

1524
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,720
OK.
So you'll dash to him?

1525
01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:02,360
Yeah.
That's.

1526
01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:08,240
Yeah.
I.

1527
01:47:08,240 --> 01:47:12,040
Probably would get stay out of
melee range because that's what

1528
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:16,680
I got.
If you go in, well, no, he's got

1529
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:17,880
advantage because he's
paralyzed.

1530
01:47:19,480 --> 01:47:22,800
Anyways, so I would just like
get close enough so the next

1531
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:25,400
turn I can go in, but that's
that's all I I got.

1532
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:34,720
OK, all right then we will go to
the top of the order and I need

1533
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:42,520
everyone to give me a, a
Dexterity saving throw please,

1534
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:49,920
as a jet of super heated steam
kind of fires out from the the

1535
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:53,640
side vent and I need everybody
to see if they will take any

1536
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:56,480
damage or not from that.
The steam from my urine.

1537
01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:59,000
Correct.
Yeah, you're you're looking to

1538
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:03,160
not get peed on. 22 Oh my God.
Oh, that's awesome.

1539
01:48:03,240 --> 01:48:07,600
Dear God, no.
Around a nice round 5.

1540
01:48:08,520 --> 01:48:12,760
I got a 8.
Was the DC5?

1541
01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:17,000
If so, we did great guys.
Yeah, All right, let's let's do

1542
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:18,800
this.
Who rolled under a 15?

1543
01:48:20,360 --> 01:48:22,240
Me.
Me.

1544
01:48:22,280 --> 01:48:25,480
Do I have to roll with my broom?
Yes.

1545
01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:32,520
Then I got a three.
OK, so the three of you shall

1546
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:40,880
take 5 fire damage.
All right.

1547
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:46,800
All right next to Zebulon.
All right, I think I'm going to

1548
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:50,640
walk up to the edge of the Cliff
and twin fire bolt the 2.

1549
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:55,800
Guys, before you do that, save
the one climbing for me please.

1550
01:48:56,360 --> 01:49:01,320
I'll try, but I don't the best
control over these fire bolts

1551
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:02,240
sometimes.
All right.

1552
01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:04,720
Two attack rows please.
All right.

1553
01:49:04,720 --> 01:49:07,600
And the guy on the ground is
that with advantage?

1554
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:15,280
Yes, he's still held.
Against him I rolled A-17 and an

1555
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:22,360
18 + 11 so OK.
Yeah, that hits. 29 sounds like

1556
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:26,200
a hit.
Oh yeah, I'll roll for the other

1557
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:27,560
guy right away just to see if I
hit.

1558
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:32,400
OK, that's a 4 + 11 is 15.
That could still be a hit, but I

1559
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:37,960
doubt it.
That is not a hit.

1560
01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:42,040
All right, so I just hit the one
guy, 2D10.

1561
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:49,720
There's the 10s.
I got a 19.

1562
01:49:49,720 --> 01:49:52,320
Jesus.
Christ. 19 fire damage on that

1563
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:54,400
one that's paralyzed on the
ground.

1564
01:49:57,240 --> 01:49:59,440
OK.
All right.

1565
01:49:59,440 --> 01:50:02,880
Anything else for you?
I think that's all.

1566
01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:04,480
I'll back away from the ledge a
little bit.

1567
01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:08,600
To the center game, Festus Boy
Baxter.

1568
01:50:09,480 --> 01:50:15,600
All right, he attacks the Hollow
host acolyte with advantage.

1569
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:19,400
He rolled a 14 + 5 is 19 that.
Is a hit.

1570
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,160
That's a hit, so it's a critical
hit.

1571
01:50:23,000 --> 01:50:27,880
Yes, it is I.
Think he does 2D6SO4D6 come.

1572
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:33,080
On all ones.
It was all fives except for a 1,

1573
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:41,480
so 16 + 3 right +3 for strength.
So as Baxter goes to bite the

1574
01:50:41,480 --> 01:50:45,720
Christ out of this heartless
accolade, it just tears into its

1575
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:50,360
skin, smashing the mask that it
was wearing, and mangles this

1576
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:55,760
thing, and it dies.
One down, good boy Baxter.

1577
01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:03,440
He fades away into nothingness.
All right, anything else for

1578
01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:07,280
Baxter the good boy?
No, if his enemy's gone, he's

1579
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:09,320
dead.
Oh, yeah, Yeah, you're right.

1580
01:51:09,440 --> 01:51:10,400
His enemy dies.
Yep.

1581
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:11,960
All right, So he will.
Bye.

1582
01:51:11,960 --> 01:51:13,480
Bye, Baxter.
Bye, Baxter.

1583
01:51:14,960 --> 01:51:16,880
All right, Nero's.
You are up.

1584
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:20,360
He's.
Still climbing one.

1585
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:27,440
There's one guy climbing and
there's another guy dead and the

1586
01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:31,720
third guy that we don't know.
Paralyzed at the bottom of the.

1587
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:33,800
Chasm Paralyzed at the bottom of
the chasm.

1588
01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:38,520
But is he alive?
He doesn't look that great, not.

1589
01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:41,640
What?
I asked.

1590
01:51:42,120 --> 01:51:43,520
He.
I think he's alive.

1591
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:45,600
He's still active.
He's alive.

1592
01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:52,680
Yep.
OK, I'm gonna go hover my pretty

1593
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:56,640
ass right over the ledge on my
broom and then use my bonus

1594
01:51:56,640 --> 01:52:04,320
action to redirect the air and
point it down.

1595
01:52:05,560 --> 01:52:09,000
Oh, like the heat vent?
No, no.

1596
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:11,600
Oh, he's got to win.
Oh yeah.

1597
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:15,720
OK, So what is that so?
Now it's, well, when he starts

1598
01:52:15,720 --> 01:52:21,840
his turn, he'll be pushed 15
feet down the 15 feet he already

1599
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:28,640
climbed.
But with 60 mile an hour, 4

1600
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:29,600
assistants.
Yeah.

1601
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:32,680
So basically another one.
Does he fall?

1602
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,680
But he falls with 60 mile an
hour winds.

1603
01:52:34,800 --> 01:52:36,400
And he hits the ground hard.
Gotcha.

1604
01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:38,160
OK, All right.
Anything.

1605
01:52:38,160 --> 01:52:39,960
Else and then.
Well, yeah.

1606
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:41,520
Is there another guy down there?
Oh yeah.

1607
01:52:42,680 --> 01:52:47,560
Is he right below the other guy?
No, he's about 10 feet away from

1608
01:52:47,560 --> 01:52:50,440
him.
About 10 feet away.

1609
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:52,520
Yeah, he's just laying.
So he doesn't look great.

1610
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:54,280
Yeah, he looks, doesn't look
that great.

1611
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:55,800
He's pretty.
He's pretty bloodied.

1612
01:53:00,840 --> 01:53:10,080
What is is this one target, one
round?

1613
01:53:10,080 --> 01:53:12,440
What a creature of your choice
within range.

1614
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:15,320
All right, I'm going to cast
guiding bolt.

1615
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:24,360
OK, twinned.
Do I have to make a range spell

1616
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:26,720
attack or is he still paralyzed?
He's still, he's still

1617
01:53:26,720 --> 01:53:28,960
paralyzed, right?
He you, you get advantage on the

1618
01:53:28,960 --> 01:53:33,240
roll.
So I get advantage, Yeah, Okie

1619
01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:44,920
dokie, that's 17 plus something
that hits, and then the twinned

1620
01:53:44,920 --> 01:53:48,720
one will be a 15 plus something,
so 23.

1621
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:53,440
Oh, that hits.
So 2 guiding bolts is going to

1622
01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:55,880
be a flash of streak towards
creature on a hit.

1623
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:59,280
Target takes 46, so he takes 86.
Jesus.

1624
01:53:59,320 --> 01:54:04,320
Christ.
Oh, that's 314 ones, 23 damage

1625
01:54:04,320 --> 01:54:12,400
only.
OK, he's not looking great.

1626
01:54:12,680 --> 01:54:15,840
He's it looks very, very, very,
very hurt.

1627
01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:19,480
Yeah, and the next attack on him
has advantage.

1628
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:25,240
OK.
I mean, I guess more advantage

1629
01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:27,400
done.
Super advantage.

1630
01:54:29,680 --> 01:54:31,280
All right, Next will be his
turn.

1631
01:54:31,280 --> 01:54:34,880
So he will first attempt to
wisdom his way out of there.

1632
01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:37,120
That's a 10, so that's not going
to work.

1633
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:43,000
All right, So yeah, that's it
for him, Mogamin.

1634
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:51,240
So I look at this guy climbing
up and I just kind of tell him

1635
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:53,840
I'm like, I want you to cook the
way my arm did.

1636
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:58,560
And I use heat metal on his
armor.

1637
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:07,120
My.
God, OK, I love when this

1638
01:55:07,120 --> 01:55:09,880
happens.
I love it when people use heat

1639
01:55:09,880 --> 01:55:15,560
metal to use it on armor.
So that's what fire damage?

1640
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:19,200
No, I'm casting it as a force
level, so it's 48.

1641
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:22,960
My God, this guy's going to melt
4D8.

1642
01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:30,600
All right, roll it.
Let me see here.

1643
01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:37,240
That's 25 fire damage.
So you kind of peer over the

1644
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:42,680
edge, all a scar and Mufasa, and
you kind of like, go what did

1645
01:55:42,680 --> 01:55:43,440
you?
What did you say?

1646
01:55:43,440 --> 01:55:46,200
You said I'm going to melt you
like you melted my arm.

1647
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,160
I want you to cook the way my
arm did.

1648
01:55:49,560 --> 01:55:54,480
Say I want you to cook like my
arm did and then you like you

1649
01:55:54,480 --> 01:55:59,360
kind of put your hand down
towards him and the heat just

1650
01:55:59,360 --> 01:56:05,880
starts radiating off your hand
and he starts screaming in pain

1651
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:12,800
as he just kind of let's go and
hits the ground and it's just

1652
01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:21,160
help me.
And then just red heat just

1653
01:56:21,240 --> 01:56:24,600
overtakes him and he just burns
and he dies.

1654
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,800
Hey, what the hell?
Look at everybody in your house.

1655
01:56:26,800 --> 01:56:30,320
You'd be like, it's personal.
And I just kind of walk away

1656
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:35,640
from the ledge.
Wait, don't walk away, jump and

1657
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:42,080
attack the last one I got.
You I can't attack you.

1658
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:45,600
What are you talking about?
Oh yeah, you're out of his

1659
01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:46,240
house?
Never mind.

1660
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:51,760
Jump, jump.
Otherwise I totally would just

1661
01:56:51,760 --> 01:56:54,360
be just because I hate them so
much.

1662
01:56:55,160 --> 01:56:57,280
Augerman Don't jump.
Sets up camera.

1663
01:56:57,320 --> 01:57:02,960
Click OK Jump.
Yeah, with that, I just kind of

1664
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:05,600
like walk away and end my turn.
God damn.

1665
01:57:05,600 --> 01:57:07,560
OK, Cass.
Daya, you're up.

1666
01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:12,720
No fun.
So Kaze is currently now talking

1667
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:15,600
to Asmodeus saying it's OK and
we're trying to teach him who

1668
01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:18,800
friend from foe is.
And she's going to look up and

1669
01:57:18,800 --> 01:57:22,360
just be like, oh, my turn.
Finally she's going to get up.

1670
01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:25,840
It's going to walk over to the
side of the ledge and she's

1671
01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:27,880
going to look down there and
she's going to look and see how

1672
01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:31,960
far away is the guy down there.
So he's 60 feet down.

1673
01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:36,960
He kind of landed about 10 feet,
you know, further.

1674
01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:39,440
So yeah, it's about 70 feet
away.

1675
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:43,760
OK, cool, I'm going to cast
Eldridge Blast again because

1676
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:46,080
that's fun.
Be like that.

1677
01:57:46,080 --> 01:57:47,800
Can I do that?
Can you do more than one

1678
01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:49,080
cantrip?
Oh yeah.

1679
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:51,160
Kind of do this, you can use a
cantrip.

1680
01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:55,040
As much as you want, yeah.
Yeah, Eldridge Blast is one of

1681
01:57:55,040 --> 01:58:00,240
the more broken cat rips.
Especially when you get the ones

1682
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:01,120
that can push.
Yeah.

1683
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:03,920
Yeah, yeah, if you.
Actually killed a blast I.

1684
01:58:04,320 --> 01:58:06,120
Was going to build an Eldridge
blaster.

1685
01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:12,200
OK, go ahead and roll for roll
for attack with advantage.

1686
01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:15,680
That's a Nat 20.
How do you want to do this?

1687
01:58:21,320 --> 01:58:25,760
Guys Day is going to, I don't
know, she's going to reach her

1688
01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:28,360
hands out in front of her and
kind of like cross them.

1689
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:31,240
She's going to like brace
herself in the dirt because

1690
01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:35,560
she's 4.5 and anybody.
She's going to catch the glass.

1691
01:58:37,560 --> 01:58:40,880
All the while she's just going
to scream because why not?

1692
01:58:42,680 --> 01:58:45,040
OK, so you're you're going to
walk to the edge, you kind of

1693
01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:48,280
cross your hands, dig your hand,
your feet into the into the

1694
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:53,920
ground and go coming.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were

1695
01:58:53,920 --> 01:59:00,000
going to come and you're just
going to let loose this bolt of

1696
01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:05,840
arcane energy and just.
Pretty much.

1697
01:59:06,120 --> 01:59:09,880
OK, cool.
All right, we're in a combat,

1698
01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:14,360
folks.
Like, I kind of look at Kaz Day.

1699
01:59:14,360 --> 01:59:17,000
I was like, that's the way we
treat all these Dominion dogs.

1700
01:59:17,320 --> 01:59:19,400
I didn't even get to fucking do
anything.

1701
01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:27,640
I'm and I like Savara just turns
around so pissed and she's like,

1702
01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:33,720
I know, order all right, I know.
But I couldn't get there fast

1703
01:59:33,720 --> 01:59:37,480
enough.
And she's like, there's like

1704
01:59:37,480 --> 01:59:39,600
practically steam coming out of
her ears.

1705
01:59:40,920 --> 01:59:42,840
It's like she almost makes it
personally.

1706
01:59:43,200 --> 01:59:45,040
Stomping.
Oh she is.

1707
01:59:45,040 --> 01:59:47,240
She is stomping back to the
cart.

1708
01:59:48,240 --> 01:59:49,720
Think I hear your weapon
whisper.

1709
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:54,120
You should have thrown me.
Then I couldn't have gotten you

1710
01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:57,800
back.
'Cause they was going to kind of

1711
01:59:57,800 --> 02:00:00,480
like jump up and give Ogrevan a
high 5.

1712
02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:03,920
I'm just going to walk towards
Savara and kind of pat around

1713
02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:05,920
the back and go there.
There, I understand.

1714
02:00:06,040 --> 02:00:08,040
We'll let him.
We'll let you get him next time.

1715
02:00:08,720 --> 02:00:11,200
You'll get him next time.
Way to go, slugger.

1716
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:19,120
OK.
So you'll just continue on kind

1717
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:20,480
of licking your wounds a little
bit.

1718
02:00:20,480 --> 02:00:22,920
I mean, I don't think any any
one of you took any damage

1719
02:00:22,920 --> 02:00:24,080
whatsoever.
I took.

1720
02:00:24,120 --> 02:00:25,520
Five damage.
Trauma.

1721
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:27,640
Well.
I did, I got blasted by steam.

1722
02:00:28,360 --> 02:00:30,680
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yep.
You, you all took what did I

1723
02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:33,200
say, 5 fire damage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1724
02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:39,440
Whoa, sorry, Zevion.
Was it like 13 from rocks or

1725
02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:41,520
something like that?
I'm at 37 right now.

1726
02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:44,680
I could use a short rest OK.
Short rest.

1727
02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:45,720
Why don't you just take a
potion?

1728
02:00:45,960 --> 02:00:49,320
Oh wait, Oh my, I could heal
you.

1729
02:00:49,360 --> 02:00:52,520
I mean I am a clearer.
Oh yeah, you could heal me.

1730
02:00:52,960 --> 02:00:54,240
OK.
So I mean, we'll just say that

1731
02:00:54,240 --> 02:00:57,760
that kind of occurs then, you
know, during the, you know,

1732
02:00:57,760 --> 02:00:59,360
between the morning and
afternoon.

1733
02:01:02,480 --> 02:01:04,800
Oh, then I'm going to take a
long rest for a short rest.

1734
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:07,280
OK, yeah, cool.
Then go ahead and roll your head

1735
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:08,440
ducks for that.
Let me know how many you get

1736
02:01:08,440 --> 02:01:10,520
back.
All right, let's see here.

1737
02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:14,840
There's 5 views.
Will pull up my 5 again.

1738
02:01:15,040 --> 02:01:17,080
Neros, can you roll me AD 100
please?

1739
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:27,840
Yeah, possibly D100.
Roll that.

1740
02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:29,800
Oh, what?
What's good?

1741
02:01:29,800 --> 02:01:32,480
High or low?
There there really is no venture

1742
02:01:32,480 --> 02:01:34,240
of high and good.
It's it's a random encounter

1743
02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:36,600
table, so.
Then it's 58.

1744
02:01:37,440 --> 02:01:38,880
Why is that?
Why do I feel like you've lied

1745
02:01:38,880 --> 02:01:40,720
to me about that?
No.

1746
02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:42,120
That's 58.
Oh, I see.

1747
02:01:42,160 --> 02:01:50,920
It's.
OK, so as Zebby on, you're just

1748
02:01:50,920 --> 02:01:54,240
kind of in the carriage.
It's kind of like Fortnite Med

1749
02:01:54,240 --> 02:01:58,200
packing your arm up and stuff
and licking your wounds and.

1750
02:01:59,880 --> 02:02:02,040
Spent two hit dice for 15
health.

1751
02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:05,320
Not bad, so.
You're back up to full health.

1752
02:02:07,680 --> 02:02:11,920
Also please let me know if
anything within that comes

1753
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:15,600
within 15 feet of us that is
hostile cuz I get alerted.

1754
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:20,880
OK.
Sorry, 30 feet, not 15.

1755
02:02:20,880 --> 02:02:27,680
I don't know if I said 15.
So the you said, you said 30. 30

1756
02:02:27,680 --> 02:02:31,840
feet, yes.
OK, so as the Ridge kind of

1757
02:02:31,840 --> 02:02:35,560
quiets after the clash and three
Dominion corpses cool into

1758
02:02:35,560 --> 02:02:38,600
stillness, steam currently from
their armor, the hollow host

1759
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:42,080
slides motionless, porcelain
mask cracked into a spider web

1760
02:02:42,080 --> 02:02:45,320
of fractures, and when Zebulon
removes it, there's nothing

1761
02:02:45,320 --> 02:02:48,720
behind it.
No face, no body, only a trace

1762
02:02:48,720 --> 02:02:50,800
of white ash that drifts away in
the heat.

1763
02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:55,320
The Syndicate carriage you press
on, wheels crunching glass,

1764
02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:57,120
stone.
The road narrows into a fissure

1765
02:02:57,120 --> 02:02:58,800
carved by centuries of
eruptions.

1766
02:02:59,280 --> 02:03:01,880
White filters in through the
jagged spine of the mountains

1767
02:03:01,880 --> 02:03:04,200
above.
By mid afternoon, the slope kind

1768
02:03:04,200 --> 02:03:07,720
of levels into a plateau of
black sand where ash snow falls

1769
02:03:07,720 --> 02:03:10,800
like Gray rain.
The wind changes tone high,

1770
02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:15,920
keening like a choir sung on the
edge of hearing, and I'm in.

1771
02:03:15,920 --> 02:03:21,840
I need AI need a a perception
check please.

1772
02:03:24,840 --> 02:03:26,880
From everyone.
Just argument.

1773
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:30,240
That's got to be a inspiration,
just saying.

1774
02:03:30,960 --> 02:03:32,880
Yeah, Argument, you get an
inspiration for that?

1775
02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:35,080
That's funny.
Audio listeners, we love you.

1776
02:03:35,320 --> 02:03:37,120
Argument just send a GIF in the
in the chat.

1777
02:03:37,120 --> 02:03:40,080
That's this hole in the ground
that clearly has a leak in.

1778
02:03:40,080 --> 02:03:42,080
It's a water shooting up.
This guy's just standing there

1779
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:46,800
exactly where he would be paying
it from and just just so funny.

1780
02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:51,480
Can you hear me there?
You go.

1781
02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:56,840
So I got a 7 on my perception I.
7 On the perception.

1782
02:03:56,840 --> 02:03:59,920
I'll tell you what, let's have
everybody give me a perception

1783
02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:03,240
check.
Oh my God, I can't believe I

1784
02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:06,440
just peed on a man.
What's the BC and should I take

1785
02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:09,480
my passive?
15 you can absolutely take a

1786
02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:12,200
passive if you want you.
Got a 20.

1787
02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:22,640
I have advantage anyway.
I got a 24. 26.

1788
02:04:23,360 --> 02:04:26,480
Who got who got above a 14?
Jesus.

1789
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:29,120
Most of us.
I think everybody.

1790
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:31,800
Yeah, I think everybody.
But it's looking the wrong way.

1791
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:33,040
I'm.
So what's all of you see?

1792
02:04:33,360 --> 02:04:37,480
Is that the flakes, the the
flakes around you don't melt.

1793
02:04:37,480 --> 02:04:40,760
They they cling.
They pulse faintly, almost red

1794
02:04:40,760 --> 02:04:44,560
for a heartbeat before fading
away, each carrying the mark of

1795
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:48,840
a rune drawn in blood ash.
And each one melts only when

1796
02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:52,600
touched by direct sunlight.
Which which of?

1797
02:04:52,600 --> 02:04:56,040
There is none here.
Then movement on the on the

1798
02:04:56,040 --> 02:04:59,480
horizon, a procession of figures
approaches along the Ridge.

1799
02:04:59,840 --> 02:05:04,000
A dozen shaped, draped and
tattered vestments, massive bone

1800
02:05:04,000 --> 02:05:06,640
and Obsidian.
Their bodies emit a dim, eternal

1801
02:05:06,640 --> 02:05:08,240
glow.
I'm sorry, internal glow.

1802
02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:12,520
Not flame, but memory, like the
shimmer of a dying remembering

1803
02:05:12,520 --> 02:05:15,960
of what it was to live.
They are the echoes of the Pale

1804
02:05:15,960 --> 02:05:19,720
Choir, spectral remnants of the
pale zealots who perished during

1805
02:05:19,720 --> 02:05:23,560
the first Pyre Heart siege.
And they March in perfect unison

1806
02:05:23,560 --> 02:05:28,840
towards the caldera below,
whispering in unison, One Flame

1807
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:34,400
1, Faith 1, and over and over
and over.

1808
02:05:39,040 --> 02:05:41,560
So there are, you know, a few
different ways you can go about

1809
02:05:41,560 --> 02:05:44,440
this.
You can, you know, attempt to,

1810
02:05:44,440 --> 02:05:47,960
to pass them and just or just
kind of hide and let them pass

1811
02:05:47,960 --> 02:05:51,440
or you can attempt to, you know,
whatever you want to do here

1812
02:05:51,440 --> 02:05:54,800
this, this one's kind of a role
play session or a role play kind

1813
02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:57,600
of that whatever you want to do.
What are they?

1814
02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:02,000
They are what they say, echoes.
You wouldn't know.

1815
02:06:02,000 --> 02:06:03,680
You didn't see shit.
That's true, yeah.

1816
02:06:03,680 --> 02:06:04,600
You wouldn't see shit.
Yeah.

1817
02:06:04,600 --> 02:06:07,560
What are you talking about?
You see, You see the guy you

1818
02:06:07,600 --> 02:06:11,680
peed on all the way over there?
I can hear them though clearly,

1819
02:06:11,680 --> 02:06:14,000
can't I?
No, that's why you rolled the

1820
02:06:14,000 --> 02:06:14,640
perception.
Yeah.

1821
02:06:14,640 --> 02:06:17,680
Not with a four or whatever,
like a 7 or whatever you rolled

1822
02:06:18,560 --> 02:06:19,480
in it.
Yeah, yeah.

1823
02:06:19,680 --> 02:06:27,200
Hey, what are they?
Echo Nayak, Can I observe them

1824
02:06:27,200 --> 02:06:29,280
and get some information?
Sure.

1825
02:06:29,280 --> 02:06:30,160
A minute.
Yeah.

1826
02:06:30,280 --> 02:06:32,440
At this point they're, they're
pretty, you know, pretty far

1827
02:06:32,440 --> 02:06:35,440
away.
I'd say about 150 ish feet.

1828
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:39,000
I couldn't do anything about
that.

1829
02:06:39,600 --> 02:06:42,200
Yeah, I roll for insight of like
what everybody's checking out.

1830
02:06:43,800 --> 02:06:46,360
I'll I'll say argument.
Look over there.

1831
02:06:48,320 --> 02:06:49,920
I look over there.
Oh, you see the?

1832
02:06:50,600 --> 02:06:52,400
Pale Choir.
Yeah.

1833
02:06:53,200 --> 02:06:56,040
Champion.
So they're not dominion is my

1834
02:06:56,040 --> 02:06:58,880
question.
No, they're not.

1835
02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:02,880
Now no one can say I I withheld
everything every time I saw it.

1836
02:07:02,960 --> 02:07:07,040
Sometimes I tell people.
I mean, let's just, let's be

1837
02:07:07,040 --> 02:07:08,920
honest, me and you have that
kind of connection.

1838
02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:11,000
I was about to jump off a Cliff
if I had action.

1839
02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:19,080
I peed on a man.
I'm just happy about it.

1840
02:07:20,400 --> 02:07:23,720
I think I would like to silent
image project us up a rock

1841
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:27,880
facade to hide behind so that
Savara can inspect them better.

1842
02:07:28,440 --> 02:07:30,240
Can we get close?
Sure.

1843
02:07:30,360 --> 02:07:33,480
I mean, basically what you can
do there is effectively make the

1844
02:07:33,480 --> 02:07:36,600
rock facade around you still
able to see through it.

1845
02:07:36,600 --> 02:07:41,240
So you can observe and they can
just pass on by.

1846
02:07:41,240 --> 02:07:45,520
I would need a stealth check
from everyone just to make sure

1847
02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:46,880
somebody isn't.
Right or.

1848
02:07:47,280 --> 02:07:49,800
Something, but I will say that
because it with the silent image

1849
02:07:51,400 --> 02:08:01,280
that you all can have advantage
well.

1850
02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:06,920
All was bad, but my character is
good at this. 16.

1851
02:08:07,480 --> 02:08:18,960
I got 15 18. 16 + 12 that's 28.
Spencer, are you live?

1852
02:08:19,520 --> 02:08:21,360
Oh my God, I'm muted my mic.
I'm so sorry.

1853
02:08:22,120 --> 02:08:26,320
OK?
You Effectively, you would not,

1854
02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:27,160
Spencer.
You would not.

1855
02:08:27,960 --> 02:08:32,800
Check your DMS.
I saw it, you would not know.

1856
02:08:35,120 --> 02:08:40,400
Then.
OK.

1857
02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:47,280
So everybody succeeded on their
stealth check.

1858
02:08:48,640 --> 02:08:53,120
So as they get closer and
closer, we'll say at this point

1859
02:08:53,120 --> 02:09:00,600
now approximately 60 feet away
so far, you can begin to study

1860
02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:07,440
them.
These are what was it I sent,

1861
02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:12,720
like the specifics of what know
your enemy does in the chat.

1862
02:09:24,570 --> 02:09:26,370
That's right.
We've done this once before and

1863
02:09:26,370 --> 02:09:34,090
I believe each time I had to
roll something after I think

1864
02:09:34,490 --> 02:09:38,130
every three.
I don't remember.

1865
02:09:38,370 --> 02:09:44,600
Yeah, we'll say that.
I'll I'll call for sporadic

1866
02:09:44,600 --> 02:09:48,560
insight checks.
Can I help her with insight

1867
02:09:48,560 --> 02:09:54,680
since I'm professional maybe?
So what else?

1868
02:09:57,920 --> 02:09:59,920
Yeah, you can.
You certainly can.

1869
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:11,120
You definitely see like Savara
just kind of like her eyes

1870
02:10:11,120 --> 02:10:16,440
narrow and she's really studying
these guys now, like sizing them

1871
02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:18,760
up.
OK, so I'll have you 1 by 1.

1872
02:10:18,760 --> 02:10:21,640
Savara, ask me.
You can pick any one of those.

1873
02:10:21,960 --> 02:10:23,640
You know, it doesn't have to be
in that order.

1874
02:10:24,960 --> 02:10:29,480
But every, I will say every two
that I will require an insight

1875
02:10:29,480 --> 02:10:32,640
check.
I will allow it with advantage

1876
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:36,680
if Ogamon is assisting you or
helping you.

1877
02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:44,880
So go ahead and ask your first
know your enemy question above

1878
02:10:44,880 --> 02:10:50,680
or below 94 hit points below.
OK.

1879
02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:53,840
You're pretty tough, I feel.
Like it's got to be below for

1880
02:10:53,840 --> 02:11:02,520
almost all of these.
Let's go above or below 16

1881
02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:13,640
decks.
Neither.

1882
02:11:16,160 --> 02:11:16,760
OK.
Who?

1883
02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:22,880
All right, go ahead and give me
an inside check with advantage,

1884
02:11:28,320 --> 02:11:31,960
not is that with advantage.
I can help.

1885
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:36,720
You know, I'll use an
inspiration on that.

1886
02:11:37,320 --> 02:11:40,400
There you go.
Do I re roll bulls or just one?

1887
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:48,160
Just one.
OK, Oh my God, that almost was

1888
02:11:48,160 --> 02:11:50,760
really bad, but it's fine.
It did go up.

1889
02:11:50,760 --> 02:11:54,960
It's 14 now.
OK, all right, I'll give you the

1890
02:11:54,960 --> 02:12:02,840
next question.
OK, let's go.

1891
02:12:05,480 --> 02:12:09,480
Welcome to the salties for two.
And how tough are you above or

1892
02:12:09,480 --> 02:12:13,080
below?
16 Con below.

1893
02:12:13,080 --> 02:12:18,760
All right, doing insight check.
Still with advantage?

1894
02:12:18,840 --> 02:12:20,960
Yeah, I'll say that as long as
you succeed.

1895
02:12:20,960 --> 02:12:23,720
Arguments assisting you.
Oh, there we go, 18.

1896
02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:25,280
All right, go ahead and give me
your next two.

1897
02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:30,760
Let's go.
Huh.

1898
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:35,480
Well you have strength, AC hit
points.

1899
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:39,880
Did you do total level?
Not yet.

1900
02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:41,960
What is?
That's like the only one I like,

1901
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:45,640
you know?
Total level under or below or

1902
02:12:45,640 --> 02:12:53,360
above 10 below total that's good
Above.

1903
02:12:55,040 --> 02:12:57,440
No.
No total for the one she's

1904
02:12:57,440 --> 02:12:59,080
targeting, not the group.
OK.

1905
02:12:59,440 --> 02:13:05,800
Below total class level, yeah.
And then I guess since I get 2

1906
02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:15,840
you seem dumb.
AC under 22, yes.

1907
02:13:16,440 --> 02:13:17,880
I hope so.
Yeah.

1908
02:13:18,480 --> 02:13:22,480
We hope so.
If it wasn't, that would be

1909
02:13:22,480 --> 02:13:24,160
really good to know right now
though.

1910
02:13:26,160 --> 02:13:27,400
Cheap metal roll.
Again.

1911
02:13:31,920 --> 02:13:35,760
OK, 8 So that's what I got.
All right.

1912
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:36,880
That's all I'm going to give
you.

1913
02:13:39,800 --> 02:13:42,800
I wish I could have helped.
You did.

1914
02:13:42,800 --> 02:13:43,560
I wish I could.
Have rolled.

1915
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:45,160
I wish I could have rolled for
you.

1916
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:51,040
I have a + 0 for insight so.
I have a + 6.

1917
02:13:54,480 --> 02:13:59,120
OK.
So as they now approach 50 feet

1918
02:14:00,240 --> 02:14:10,000
40, when they get to 30 feet,
all of a sudden Zebulon, you

1919
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:16,480
kind of feel as you're kind of
holding concentration on the on

1920
02:14:16,480 --> 02:14:21,320
the facade, the silent image,
you feel like a like a ricochet

1921
02:14:21,320 --> 02:14:25,400
almost and almost like it like
reverberates back and all of a

1922
02:14:25,400 --> 02:14:31,240
sudden the facade is gone.
They spotted us guys.

1923
02:14:32,760 --> 02:14:34,840
Well, I mean, you can give me
all a stealth check.

1924
02:14:34,840 --> 02:14:38,120
They haven't.
They haven't necessarily spotted

1925
02:14:38,120 --> 02:14:40,960
you yet.
I'm going to throw my hood up on

1926
02:14:40,960 --> 02:14:44,480
my cloak of invisibility.
OK, I'll just say you

1927
02:14:44,480 --> 02:14:46,320
automatically succeed this 1
then.

1928
02:14:47,320 --> 02:14:52,240
OK.
Invisible, so I'll do that.

1929
02:14:56,720 --> 02:15:01,880
Good luck, visible friends. 29.
I got a text.

1930
02:15:01,880 --> 02:15:03,080
What was happening?
I'm sorry.

1931
02:15:04,240 --> 02:15:04,800
Roll for.
Slow.

1932
02:15:05,680 --> 02:15:09,080
Oh, OK, Hey, I'm not
disadvantaged anymore, right?

1933
02:15:09,560 --> 02:15:15,880
Oh, 21.
Hello, Boots of Alvin kind.

1934
02:15:17,120 --> 02:15:31,840
OK, So what will happen is as
you all attempt to hide, your

1935
02:15:31,840 --> 02:15:38,200
actions are silent.
Your minds, however, are not and

1936
02:15:38,200 --> 02:15:42,400
they will be able to hear you
via your thoughts.

1937
02:15:43,320 --> 02:15:47,080
And I am going to need everyone
to roll initiative.

1938
02:15:47,080 --> 02:15:50,400
And that's where we're going to
end tonight's session of crit

1939
02:15:50,400 --> 02:15:54,400
happens because we are going to
be in this this battle for quite

1940
02:15:54,400 --> 02:15:58,720
a while.
So we will call session there.

1941
02:15:59,280 --> 02:16:03,720
Hey, great first day.
I think 22 encounters, 2

1942
02:16:03,720 --> 02:16:04,840
combats.
Hell yeah.

1943
02:16:05,480 --> 02:16:07,800
We're on the way to the Pyre
Heart Accord.

1944
02:16:10,080 --> 02:16:13,600
Yeah, well done.
I wanted to, I wanted to turn

1945
02:16:13,600 --> 02:16:16,200
into an Angeliosaurus right in
the middle of him and just start

1946
02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:21,040
spinning.
Let's take a spiky top.

1947
02:16:25,640 --> 02:16:28,200
I'm.
Really not happy about what

1948
02:16:28,200 --> 02:16:31,120
happened by the way, that she
got to do Jack shit.

1949
02:16:32,680 --> 02:16:36,760
She didn't technically retreat
because it fucking ended before

1950
02:16:36,760 --> 02:16:39,080
she could do anything, correct?
That's true.

1951
02:16:41,799 --> 02:16:45,000
Cool.
All right, well, that will do it

1952
02:16:45,000 --> 02:16:46,840
for tonight's session.
Thank you, players.

1953
02:16:46,840 --> 02:16:49,719
Thank you, agents.
You're on your way to the Pyre

1954
02:16:49,719 --> 02:16:54,120
Heart accord to which anything
can happen.

1955
02:16:54,719 --> 02:16:57,840
So great job today, players that
will do it for tonight's

1956
02:16:57,840 --> 02:16:59,400
session.
Thank you all for listening so

1957
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:00,719
much.
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1958
02:17:00,719 --> 02:17:04,799
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1959
02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:08,559
So for everybody here at the
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1960
02:17:08,920 --> 02:17:11,520
I am Spencer Hart and we will
see you all next time.

1961
02:17:11,520 --> 02:17:13,799
Bye bye.
Bye.