The House of Fun, Part II: Teeth Beneath the Smile

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Last session, High Command

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rewarded the agents of the
Syndicate with an authorized

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week of leave and a fully comped
stay at the House of Fun near

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Sweet Nest.
The stable master in Voltshade,

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while reclaiming and then
reissuing their cart, offered

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only third hand warnings.
People did not exit as they

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entered On the road, they passed
a crumbling farm guarded by

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unnervingly disciplined hounds,
and Castella guided a lost

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traveller named Ezekiel back
toward Voltshade for a heavy

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pouch of gold.
The strangeness hummed in the

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background as they approached
Sweet Nest in town.

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They haunted for answers.
A bar keep who had been there

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spoke haltingly.
Follow the signs and if mirrors

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appear, smash the nodes and let
the men live while comparing

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notes.
Nearest and Svara realized the

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leave order in their ledgers
looked wrong.

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Phrasing and script.
Unlike standard broadcasts,

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echoing a recent alert that the
signal might be compromised.

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The Magic shop offered a
different kind of gamble.

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Svara leveraged the Deck of Many
Things, the shopkeeper insisted

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on a mutual draw, took a curse
that left him shaken, and she

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claimed a stroke of fortune,
walking away with a scroll of

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True Resurrection, the prize
released from its case by their

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pact.
Nabaka, a gnome whose cheer

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stretched tight across something
else, welcomed them to the House

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of Fun and snapped the door
shut. 2 signs split the hall.

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A sword and a sparking hand
after Nyrus's augury showed

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risk.
No matter the choice.

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They took the sword. 1/2 Red
Dragon Champion materialized

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between them and the exit.
Osisa burned it with radiant

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force, Savara's frost laced
hammer blows shook its stance,

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and Castella's flaming rapier
found scenes in its plate.

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Nairos reached back through its
memories, drowning it in echoes

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long enough to whisper Don't
Forget in its ear and cast it

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out of the room entirely.
The exit revealed itself as the

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champion vanished.
Beyond lay a tiny theatre.

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A single goblin appeared under a
conjured spotlight and performed

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the same silent sequence each
time.

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Torch raised, torch snuffed.
A crisp backflip, a bite of

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rations, then a loot duet with a
second goblin before both

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vanished.
Fire and force accomplished

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nothing.
Ogerman guessed the trick, and

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Castella stepped up to mirror
the routine.

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She even matched the backflip,
then lifted A lute and joined

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the melody.
The goblin bowed, opened his

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hand, and offered a key.
A door unfolded from the wall

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with a resurrection scroll
secured, suspicions of a

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compromised order still nagging
and a new door beckoning.

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The agents pushed deeper into
the House of Fun to see what

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price the next room would
demand.

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Welcome to the quest Gather
round on delay.

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With dice in our hands, we're
ready to play adventures away

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with stories to unfold in the
land of D&D, where the brave

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hearts are bone.
Create happens.

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We row with our imaginations
fly.

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We let our imaginations fly.
It happens.

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Let the fun begin.
Join us on this ride.

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Let the journey spin every rose
of chess.

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Adventure never ends.
Laughter rending Simon, we're

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more than just friends.
Spencer.

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Leads the way with dreams to
ignite.

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From Dragons to dungeons, we're
ready to fight laughing with

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friends in this magic realm.
Together we conquer with

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friendship at the helm.
With every robe new tales we

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create we have is Let the fun
begin.

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Join us on this right?
Let the journey spin if you lose

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a chance.
Adventure never ends with

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laughter and excitement.
We're more than just friends.

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Welcome to Crit Habit here on
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iheartradio.com.
We are joined with the crew of

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the agency, the Syndicate, as I
should say, say hello, agents.

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Hello, agent.
Hello.

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Hello.
Hello.

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We are joined once again today
by Kazdea, Neros, Agaman, Osisa,

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Savara and Zebulon.
So tonight's episode is going to

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be Part 2 of the House of Fun.
So if you haven't listened to

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Part 1 of that, it will be the
episode prior to this episode.

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So go on and listen to that and
we will carry right on with

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where we left left off.
So we left our party just

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defeating the goblin puzzle
trial in which Nero's nuke the

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stage immediately upon entering
the room.

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But we, we will start with.
So as the puzzle is solved, you

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hear kind of the click of a door
opening backstage as the goblin

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snaps its fingers and Footlights
kind of one by one are leading

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you backstage of the plank floor
under foot creaks with a

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showman's bow.
And again, somewhere backstage,

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you hear almost a phonograph
needle lifting with a soft hiss

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down the corridor through the
door.

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Lanterns are shaped like glass
thorns, leading you towards a

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placard sign that says
intermission's over now you must

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go forward.
So you come to a almost a fork

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in the road like you chose or
that that you ran into the first

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trial.
There are two signs in front of

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you.
The first sign on the left, a

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sign carved in Crimson liqueur
that says The Claw.

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To the right, a sign in glossy
black that says The Fang, and

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between those two signs it says
quick pick quickly doors,

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dislike, dithering.
That last part again.

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Pick quickly doors dislike
dither dithering ah.

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Claws sound like fun.
I'll go to the claws.

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Claws I.
Was.

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Going to say claws, the fangs
seem kind of poisonous.

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I was thinking vampire.
Claws it is.

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I'm already walking to the
claws.

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I just decided I'm just telling
you like either you're, you're

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splitting or you know.
You're just running like head

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1st through this door.
Remember, we had to stick

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together.
That's the rule.

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All right.
So I assume that Savar is

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leading through the door,
followed then by Ogamen, then

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Osisa, then.
I'm last.

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After I'll say Neros is last
night, Caste is Nebulon and

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Neros.
OK, perfect.

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So the door yawns on oiled
hinges and warm, dry airbrushes,

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your face hot as kiln, breath
carrying a coppery Tang.

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You step onto a circular arena
sunk below the floorboards

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ringed with rib walls of pale
timber.

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The ground is not a ground at
all, but more of a basin of

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packed sand, raked with excuse
me raked into concentric curls

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like a giant fingerprint.
As soon as Nero steps to the

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door, the door clicks shut, The
delicate finality of a jewel

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clasp.
You take 3 steps in and the sand

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exhales.
Tiny avalanches whisper around

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your boots.
The rake lines tremble and

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unwrite themselves, gathering
towards a low smell of the

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basin's heart.
The boards under the gallery

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Creek, as if leaning closer to
watch across the pit.

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Placards wink to life along the
rail.

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No flying out of bounds, no
backtracking applause upon

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excellence.
Your shadow ripples.

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A Crescent Ridge lifts the sand
20 feet away.

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The nearest Ridge breaks and you
see in front of you 2 large

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emperor scorpions.
And they need that everybody to

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roll initiative.
Oh God.

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Well, before we got too far, I
would have then like you guys, I

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don't even have to try that hard
of the door.

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Yeah, you, you, you just opened
you, you are perfectly well.

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You adored I'm over 16.
Give me one second, I'll I'll

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grab everybody's initiative.
And for clarification, Zebulon

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is just assimilated into the
group.

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No, no special introduction.
Oh, and I know him.

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So perhaps the next inventory?
Only only asking because he

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wasn't part of Part 1.
My suggestion is that as a

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shapeshifter, perhaps there were
two of someone in the group and

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nobody noticed yet.
It's.

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Not a bad idea actually.
Let me I'm going to mark.

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You said two augments.
I just.

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I'm picturing like one of the
more melee brutish types.

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Just.
That's what everybody needs. 2

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Savaras.
Just two giant.

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Death by snooze, Snoo.
When we get into combat and I

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sling a spell, it'll fade off
and you guys will know what it's

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me.
OK, I'm.

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Just going to be rolling through
the dice rolls and game hub I.

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Mean it's kind of hard for me
not to notice with the passive

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perception of 23.
Yeah.

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Wow, I also.
Might just not.

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I was going to say.
I also might just not tell

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anybody.
That would fit.

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So that would definitely fit.
Before everybody, your roles

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initiative actually real 1.
Quick side thing, we.

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Have to take care of you do hear
as this these emperor scorpions

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of here.
You do hear the sound of a bell

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almost ringing twice and from
the rafters above you see the

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Barker and he kind of booms with
his voice.

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He says one late volunteer by
name, not by pointing may I

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produce and he points to a side
panel door Zebulon.

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And it kind of opens up and he
kind of has this masked figure

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and the panel seals as soon as
he comes through the door and

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everybody in the house laughs,
delighted.

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Basically you would start after
the first round, so the

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everybody will get their first
initial turn, your door will

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open and then you will
effectively be there as a a

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volunteer.
Perfect.

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I'm preparing minor illusion
behind the scenes so I can

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spring out with a flash of
light, OK?

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Perfect.
So then let's get everybody's

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initiatives.
Let's.

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I rolled mine in dice rolls.
OK.

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OK.
So we'll start with I'll just

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I'll just go down the list
again.

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So we'll start with 20.
I got a 21.

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So 21 for Neros 20/19/18.
Here. 17161516 for Savara and

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for caste.
OK, who's got the higher decks?

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I have a 16 non dexed.
Yeah, I I think that she

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probably wins that one.
Hold on, just a second 16.

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Oh yeah, she had.
Oh no, I win that 118.

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Oh, I was gonna say OK, like
we've had this conversation.

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Probably.
Yeah, I just don't.

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Remember it.
So then 1514131211109 over here,

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10 for Seven 98767 65.
I think that's everybody 4321.

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OK.
So do I know is that Milan at

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this point?
Yes, you would.

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OK, OK, apparently this thing
just hates me.

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Wait, there we go.
He likes me today.

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An 11 and a six?
Dang, that's a ugly rule.

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All right, So real quick for you
guys in the chat.

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Is.
There's your view of the

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initiative.
All right, And then we will

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start with Neros.
Do I know Zebulon?

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You would not.
As of right now, you he is not

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in.
The He's behind a door.

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He's behind the door, correct?
Can I see him?

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No, it isn't, is it?
Like a glass door.

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No, it's it's effective.
You said we could see a hooded

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figure, right?
When the door opens.

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Oh, is the Barker still there?
No, he disappeared.

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We got 2 giant scorpions.
Yes, correct.

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In front of you, you do see 2
emperor scorpions.

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Dang.
I'll use a dash action.

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OK, well, where are they?
I suppose.

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How big this room?
This room effectively is about

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75 feet and it's kind of, we'll
say 75 seats feet circumference

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wise.
The it's a circular room.

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There is.
A.

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00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,480
There's a terrain difficult.
There is a pit in the middle of

229
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,240
sand as of right now.
It is not difficult to right

230
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,880
now.
OK, I will use a dash action to

231
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:25,360
run to the backside and then I
will quick and spell a guiding

232
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,840
bolt.
That's a bonus action, correct?

233
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,080
Yes.
OK, OK.

234
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,960
Guiding Bolt.
How do I do that?

235
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,160
One action in one round?
Player's Handbook.

236
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,400
Flashlight streaks towards
creature of your choice within

237
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,520
range.
Range spell attack.

238
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:51,440
So I have to roll it Cool no 13.
That is a mess.

239
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,040
OK, we're good.
OK, anything else?

240
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,240
You say you don't think you have
anything else?

241
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:57,680
No.
OK, cool.

242
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:07,599
Won't let go to augment.
So I'd like to move to like this

243
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,720
where I'm kind of like, we're
both in line, you know?

244
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,000
OK.
It's one single.

245
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,240
I see where you're going with
this.

246
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:18,960
OK, Yeah.
In a way, no, he's going.

247
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,240
To go away lightning, aren't
you?

248
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:27,119
Yes, yes, I am all right.
What checks do you need?

249
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:38,000
I need a dex 14 OK.
Both will miss.

250
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,560
Oh nice brother.
Oh and I'm brother.

251
00:17:43,560 --> 00:18:04,120
Oh OK, so it's going to be 10 D
6, sorry right 10D6.

252
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,600
Third wow, 31 damage to both of
them.

253
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,320
Yeah, I believe so.
OK.

254
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,120
Does that.
Hard for long, 5 feet live blast

255
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,880
each creature in the line.
OK, Yeah.

256
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,120
OK.
Does that do any sort of status

257
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,240
effect on them prone?
No, not that I know.

258
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,480
Not that it says.
OK, it's just that pass fail

259
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,280
for.
Yeah.

260
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,920
So like if they yeah, if they
would have passed, it would have

261
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,360
been half damage.
Cool.

262
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:46,320
Anything else?
Not that I can see right now, no

263
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,800
Castea.
I'm here.

264
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:55,080
I'm going to Step 2, the front
of the line where nobody's in

265
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,120
front of me because I don't want
to schmuck anybody with this,

266
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,360
and I'm going to cast fire bolt.
OK, world of attack.

267
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:18,840
OK, that would be a A2.
That's a miss.

268
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,720
Wow, I can't believe that
missed.

269
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,440
I think at this point, I think
at this point Kazdea is going to

270
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,080
kind of pout and she's going to
turn around.

271
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,560
She's going to walk to the back
of the lion again.

272
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,120
Like just kind of not back up.
Like just kind of back up away.

273
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,000
Yeah, yeah, that.
Is my bad?

274
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,640
OK.
Anything else?

275
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,440
And then no, no, she's done.
I tap out.

276
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:46,480
I failed.
Okie dokie, I'm going to do.

277
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,680
Does one or the other look
beefier than?

278
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,880
Are they about the same?
Give me a perception check. 17.

279
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,400
Yeah, they they, they look
pretty much the same.

280
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,120
OK, well I'm going to approach
one of them.

281
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,760
You can pick and I'm going to
swing with my Warhammer.

282
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,160
OK, all right, give me a an
attack roll.

283
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,200
Dirty 20.
Is it Dirty 20?

284
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:15,800
OK.
All right, you will.

285
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,080
Then we'll say you're going at
#1 then give me damage.

286
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,920
Yeah, and I'm going to add the
frost strike, so roll ADC 17 con

287
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,280
saving throw rolling.
That one.

288
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:35,960
Ah, so he cannot move his zero
movement speed until the next or

289
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:41,040
the start of my turn.
And then I have to add there's

290
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:46,800
AD 8.
OK, so 12 bludgeoning damage, 1

291
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,560
cold, and then I'll swing again.
OK.

292
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:56,520
Oh shit, dirty 20 again.
Is it dirty 20I?

293
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,400
Have a feeling I'm going to use
that button a lot tonight.

294
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,840
OK, yeah, that hits doesn't
technically doesn't have to make

295
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,680
the same throw or.
No, I I can only use that one

296
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,920
third turn and I'll just do.
I'm not even going to add

297
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,680
anything this time.
I'm just going to do straight

298
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,880
the 9 buttoning all.
Right.

299
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,720
Cool.
Anything else?

300
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,360
I believe I have no, that'll be
it.

301
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,680
All right, so it will then be
the first scorpions turn, so it

302
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,360
will rightfully come after you.
What?

303
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:43,480
No, I didn't do it.
All right, so that will be a 16

304
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,120
to hit you.
Nope.

305
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:54,360
OK, then it will Ogemon was the
the lightning spell is.

306
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,880
That's not a melee race spell,
is it?

307
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,200
That's 100 feet long, 5 foot
wide.

308
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,440
So reason to assume you would
have been standing.

309
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,360
Yes, I was standing pretty far
away.

310
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,440
OK.
Then I mean, it's not really

311
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:16,760
going to do.
I mean, it's not going to swing

312
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,840
anybody except Savara because
she's right there.

313
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,000
That's a 22 to hit with a
second.

314
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,400
Call hit me.
Finally hit you.

315
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:34,320
Jesus, you did all right, so
that will be 9 damage and I need

316
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,360
you to make me a strength saving
throw, OK?

317
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,240
23.
OK, so it will not grapple you

318
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:53,960
and then nearest did you did you
go with?

319
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:59,080
I ran behind no OK, so.
You're I would reason to say.

320
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,680
I'd be, I mean, if they're in
the middle, I'm probably, yeah,

321
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:08,400
30 feet from them.
OK, Assuming the room's 75 feet,

322
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,960
yeah.
OK, then it will use its last

323
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,920
attack, its tail at Cavaro again
because you're standing in melee

324
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,000
range.
That's a 23 to hit.

325
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:30,640
That hits.
All right, that will be 22

326
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:39,360
poison damage.
I'm sorry, that will be 22

327
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,920
slashing damage and I need you
to make me a Constitution saving

328
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:51,640
throw. 16.
That will fail, so you will take

329
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:57,400
22 poison damage.
So 44 damage in total?

330
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,240
Yep.
OK, Ouch.

331
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,160
Don't worry, I can get you back
up if you die.

332
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,680
OK.
And that will be it then for the

333
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:17,600
Scorpion, first one, so next
will be Zebulon, which he's not

334
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,000
in this.
So when it gets to his turn, the

335
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:29,120
door will open and you can do
your special effect and.

336
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,800
You see a flash of light and
smoke and I jump out with my

337
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,600
hands in the air doing jazz
hands.

338
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,480
Hello, it's me.
I don't interest myself.

339
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,960
I just say it's me.
It's me.

340
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960
It's me.
It's DDP.

341
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,560
Got it.
Perfect.

342
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:50,640
OK, then we will go to Osisa.
You're muted.

343
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,560
Sorry on.
Mute.

344
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:58,040
OK, so she took 44 points of
damage.

345
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,680
Oh, I took way more than 44.
I took, well, 44 and then eight

346
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:07,120
before that.
I think whatever, 94 -, 41,

347
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,800
that's the total damage she just
did.

348
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,280
OK.
So let's see here you took 22

349
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:20,920
poison damage and also took 9
slashing damage.

350
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,840
And 22 slashing.
Correct.

351
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,200
Yeah, from your the first, the
second call attack, correct.

352
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:36,560
OK, so I'm going to use my.
Well I'll go in order here.

353
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:42,120
So for a scorpion I am going to
attack does a 25.

354
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,800
Hit, yes, 25 hits.
So are you, I'm sorry, are you

355
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:51,080
hitting number one or two?
Which one doesn't have Savara?

356
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,720
Well, technically she's not.
She's not graveled in any way,

357
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,400
but #2 would.
No, she isn't.

358
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,840
No.
OK, I guess number 1 then.

359
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,880
OK, 22 this hit, so go ahead and
roll damage.

360
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:11,920
Yeah, and that's going to be
guiding bolts at second level

361
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:20,760
D5D6.
That'll be 20 points of radiant

362
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,160
damage on on the number one
scorpion.

363
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,080
And I'm going to use as a bonus
action one of my beads per beads

364
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,280
on my necklace as the bonus
action for Cure Wounds on

365
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:40,440
Savara.
And that should be, sorry, 28

366
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:47,760
plus my spell casting there.
So 9 points of healing to

367
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,480
Savara.
Nice.

368
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,200
Thank you.
Cool.

369
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,680
You're welcome.
All right.

370
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,480
Anything else for you?
That'll be it all.

371
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,040
Right.
Second Emperor Scorpion will be

372
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:09,880
up and he is not within mainly
range of Savara so he will he

373
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:17,600
will go after Osisa and that
will be a Yikes 27 to hit.

374
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,640
Yeah, that'll definitely hit
all.

375
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:31,240
Right, so that will be 17
slashing damage and I need you

376
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:36,360
to make me a strength saving
throw please.

377
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:43,680
All right.
Oh, no.

378
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,240
That that that was a three.
That was a really bad rule.

379
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:57,720
You are grappled OK, so that
grapples you, so you speed will

380
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,960
become zero and.
How much damage again?

381
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:13,480
One more time. 1717 and it will
use its second claw attack

382
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:23,720
against you with advantage, so
that will be a 17 to hit no yes,

383
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,280
17 to hit.
That'll hit all.

384
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,160
Right.
I apologize.

385
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,520
That's not going to be a
disadvantage.

386
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,800
So I will reroll that, OK, It
rolled in.

387
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,120
It rolled in that one.
OK, so.

388
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:50,240
Yay.
So due to the crit failure pull

389
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:58,680
up my table here.
So he will actually snip himself

390
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:08,280
with the claw and that will be
610 damage to him and he cannot

391
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,680
use the remainder of his multi
attack until his next turn.

392
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,720
So that'll be the end for his
turn.

393
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:22,840
All right, top around Neros.
Where is this Zebulon guy and

394
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:30,800
how high is this room?
The room height is about 105 and

395
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,960
Zebulon if you are standing
behind the scorpions right now

396
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,160
he would be over your right.
Shoulder how high up?

397
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,880
He's on the ground.
Oh, OK.

398
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:48,920
Yeah, damn.
He wanted me to be like flying

399
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,200
in from the sky or what?
Yeah.

400
00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:03,240
All right, we'll go with.
So 1st I'm going to do I'll use

401
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,000
one of my channel divinities for
remembered refuge.

402
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,480
So as an action presents your
holy symbol and a sphere of

403
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,960
remembrance emanates from you.
The sphere is centered on me

404
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,240
with a 30 foot radius.
It moves with me.

405
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,680
It lasts for a minute or until I
can't have it anymore

406
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,760
incapacitated or die.
And whenever a creature

407
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,120
including me ends its turn in
the sphere, it gains one D 6 + 8

408
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,840
temporary points.
Jesus.

409
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,680
OK.
I will then cast Guiding Bolt on

410
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,840
Zebulon.
You're attacking me.

411
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,720
Oh no, you said you were a
guest.

412
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,760
Welcome.
You showed up.

413
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,560
You showed up the.
Same time as these scorpions.

414
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:55,280
Welcome to the campaign, buddy.
OK, all right, roll and attack.

415
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,800
Roll against Zebulon. 24.
I'm pretty sure that hits.

416
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,680
You.
No way.

417
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:01,480
No.
Yeah.

418
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,000
OK, roll damage.
Pen damage only.

419
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,040
It's good, but yeah, you are
going to be marked now, so the

420
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,440
next attack against you is with
advantage.

421
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,240
I showed.
Whoa, what was that about?

422
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:24,600
I'm on your side.
You brought the scorpions, now

423
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,120
die.
No I didn't.

424
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,760
Do I look like I could carry 2
giant scorpions?

425
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,720
Do I look like I can carry 2
giant scorpions?

426
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,080
Am I able to like, butt in in
this at all?

427
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,880
Sure.
That's Zebulon.

428
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:50,480
He's from.
He's from.

429
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,360
He's creepy.
But.

430
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,680
Says me and Darrow.
So like always together, I'm

431
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,560
going to be like, I trust
Nero's.

432
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,480
I don't like this guy.
OK.

433
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,800
I mean with that.
I don't know if I trust it.

434
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,480
I don't believe it.
I'll tell you what, let's do.

435
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,200
Insight maybe?
I'm going to say Zebian.

436
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,720
Let's do persuasion with
advantage.

437
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:23,200
I do persuasion too.
Let's start with Zebulon because

438
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,520
he said it first.
And then if Jesse, you want to

439
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,120
give me an insight check.
Oh yes, insight with my plus 18.

440
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,520
Without my +8.
I got a 24.

441
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:41,240
You absolutely know, Nero said.
He is telling the truth.

442
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,040
He's on your side.
Well, sorry about that last one,

443
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,360
but it's a free.
I get it.

444
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,040
I will get it.
He's this guy.

445
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,520
With him, OK.
OK, so he's with us, yes.

446
00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,640
In which case I am going to use
Conjure Woodland Beans as a

447
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,280
fourth level spell.
It says you conjure nature

448
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,440
spirits to flit around you.
A 10 foot emanation ration of 10

449
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,200
minutes.
Whenever the emanation enters a

450
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:18,080
space of a creature you can see,
or whenever a creature you can

451
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,120
see enters emanation or ends
this turn there you can force

452
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,040
that creature to make a Wisdom
saving throw.

453
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,880
Creature takes 5D-8 of force
damage on failed to save or half

454
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,040
as much as success.
Jesus, OK.

455
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:44,640
So I'm going to cast that and
I'm going to try to move over

456
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,120
towards Nero's.
That way he's in my protective

457
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,440
bubble thing.
OK.

458
00:33:52,600 --> 00:34:00,720
And I will end my turn there.
So is he within 30 feet of me?

459
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,200
Yeah, yeah, he's, he's in the
oh.

460
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,680
I'm within.
I'm within 10 feet of you.

461
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:12,120
OK, so then you get.
One plus. 10 temporary hit

462
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,760
points.
It's AD 6 + 8 and I get the same

463
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,960
thing.
So D 6 + 8.

464
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,639
Yeah, I roll it though.
You can.

465
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,600
Let's make it so they roll.
Is that good with you, Spencer?

466
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,159
Just that way I don't have to
keep rolling.

467
00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:31,440
Yeah, that's fine.
OK.

468
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,239
So you said AD 6 + 8.
Yeah.

469
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,960
OK.
OK so a couple of things to

470
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:44,199
resolve here.
So you casted conjure woodland

471
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:50,520
beans at 4th level.
So are you doing one creature at

472
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:56,000
rating 2, two it rating 1/4, it
rating half, or 8 rating 4th?

473
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,520
It didn't say any of that on
mine.

474
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,760
I can copy and paste it on to
you let.

475
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,880
Me just take a look and see if
maybe that's the 2024 writing.

476
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,160
Oh yeah.
OK, so it's it's written

477
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,840
different in in 2024.
OK, whenever the emanation

478
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:26,120
enters the space now with you
moving within 10 feet of Neros,

479
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,400
it is going to force him to take
her to do a wisdom saving throw

480
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,800
because it doesn't say I can.
Choose.

481
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,080
Whenever the emanation enters
the space of a creature, you it

482
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,120
says see.
You can force that creature

483
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,840
creature.
OK.

484
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040
Yeah, you're right.
Yes.

485
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,920
OK, cool.
Anything else?

486
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,880
Nope.
I'll end my turn there.

487
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,920
Cool.
All right, Kasdia.

488
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,160
I'm here, sorry.
So Kasdia is going to kind of

489
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,240
sneak her way back to the front
again, because again, she

490
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,680
doesn't want to hurt her part if
she can help it.

491
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,720
It's going to kind of side eyes
Zebulon because he looks pretty

492
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,800
suspicious and she's never met
this man before.

493
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:15,520
And then she's going to turn to
the one of the scorpions.

494
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,840
I don't know if they're both
still alive or not to be honest.

495
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,600
She's going to cast Eldridge
Blast.

496
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:32,000
OK #1 #2. 2.
OK, go ahead and roll for is.

497
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,720
Yeah, go ahead and roll for a
hit.

498
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,480
That's a 19.
That hits roll damage.

499
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Amazing.
So damage one D 10 + 2.

500
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,640
I think if you're above level 5
you should get 2 blasts.

501
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,880
She would not be above, she
would not be above level 5 in

502
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,480
the the class.
Character.

503
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,640
Nope.
Character level.

504
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,880
Is it character level?
Yeah.

505
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,040
Oh, alright.
Yeah, that's why it's so great

506
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,960
interest.
That's fun.

507
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,080
Well, that's fun.
So the.

508
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,960
Character level.
I rolled the ten a + 2, so

509
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,920
that's 12.
Roll for damage again with

510
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,880
exploding dice.
Oh.

511
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,000
That's exciting.
That's a 7 + 2.

512
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,480
That's 19 damage, all right.
Yeah.

513
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,840
All right.
Then you can roll the second hit

514
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,400
for Eldridge Blast.
Are you, are you?

515
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,480
Can you?
Does it have to be the same

516
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,040
target or can you target someone
else?

517
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,560
Separate targets or the same?
You can choose to target #2

518
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,360
again, or you can switch #1.
Oh, I'm switching to #1 OK.

519
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,920
Roll for hit.
That's a 20 natural.

520
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,080
A Nat 20 mind you.
Yes.

521
00:37:50,320 --> 00:38:02,720
OK, first give me AD 12.
OK, it's this funky looking one

522
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,880
right here.
That's an 11.

523
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:15,360
OK, so within that 20 using
Eldridge blast rolling 11, you

524
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:22,880
would so kind of as you cast out
your blast and blast the second

525
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,160
one for Max damage and then some
more.

526
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,960
You then kind of turn to the
first one kind of side eyed and

527
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,240
blast an Aldridge blast towards
them at well, with a lot more

528
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:38,200
force.
You will What'll happen is as

529
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,920
you catch that almost the siphon
of your memory snaps back to

530
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,680
you.
You can regain a either level 1

531
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:51,880
or level 2 spell slot, or on
your next Until your end of your

532
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,760
next turn, you can choose to
gain +2 to spell attack roles.

533
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:03,280
OK so out of character what
would be the best choice because

534
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,240
technically LG Glass is a
cantrip.

535
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,720
Right.
Have you used a first, first

536
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,440
level or second level spell?
No.

537
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:18,000
OK, then I have spell slots.
I don't have, well, I mean I

538
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,440
have not used the spell, no.
Yep, so you better option then

539
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,480
would be take the +2 to your
next spell attack.

540
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,920
OK, then I'll do that.
OK, cool.

541
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:31,560
Cool.
All right.

542
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:39,200
Anything else from you?
All right, we'll go.

543
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,160
To but I would like to I would
like to point out that when she

544
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,600
does blast these because she is
4 foot 5 and she's blasting

545
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,880
them, she's skidding back.
Like.

546
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:51,200
Yeah, we'll say you were 5
feedback, you know kind of as

547
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,280
that that second blast kind of
as a.

548
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,040
The spells for a four foot 5
Tiefling.

549
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,680
Yeah.
I mean out of the the ordinary

550
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,920
spell usage of that wouldn't
necessarily do anything to you.

551
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,040
But again, with that second
blast, it was a bit more

552
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,440
forceful.
So we'll say that.

553
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,760
Yeah, with your height
disadvantage, you will slide 5

554
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,720
feedback kind of like your your
feet kind of like in the ground,

555
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:23,920
kind of like sliding back.
It'd be funny if I just, like,

556
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,000
molded a chair on Earth, so I
wish you could sit down all

557
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,360
right.
Next is going to be Skippy

558
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:35,360
Savara.
Oh goody.

559
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,840
Not Skippy.
I'm a whackum.

560
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,520
I'm a whackum.
I'm a whackum, OK?

561
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,560
Oh my gosh, I keep throwing them
off the table today.

562
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,560
Are you going to take two
attacks right away at #1?

563
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,000
Just start with the first high
net one.

564
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,480
Good.
OK, give me AD 12 please.

565
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:14,760
Sure, why not 6?
OK, so with your warhammer, you

566
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:20,640
come to crack the the scorpion
with with your warhammer.

567
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,040
And he said you were the six.
Yeah.

568
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:28,640
And as it clangs against its
natural armor, have you ever

569
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:34,960
swung a baseball bat and hit the
ball off the the the either the.

570
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,280
The like the AT No no.
No, like off the top of a bat

571
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,240
where it's just kind of like
vibrates in your hand and it

572
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,080
hurts.
No.

573
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,720
OK, so it's kind of like that
where you you climb against the

574
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:50,200
the scorpions natural armor and
it sends like shock waves up

575
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,840
your arms.
You are going to get

576
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,720
disadvantage on your next attack
roll.

577
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:05,800
Yay.
OK, let's go 13.

578
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,760
That will miss.
I figure as a bonus action I am

579
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:19,800
going to chug a healing potion.
All right, give me a greater a

580
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,000
greater.
So that's what, 2?

581
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,680
44. 44 plus. +4.
Four, Yeah.

582
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:35,240
Yeah, I can pick them up.
So that's 11 + 4, so 15.

583
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,480
Oops, I just took that away from
you.

584
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,840
My bad.
Hey, hey, there we go.

585
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:49,680
Skippy has a status condition.
Cool.

586
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,800
Anything else?
You know what?

587
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:58,520
Yeah, actually I am going to use
Action Surge.

588
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,120
OK.
And I'm going to try taking

589
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,680
another action.
OK.

590
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,440
So we're attacking again.
OK, let's go ahead and roll a.

591
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,280
Question about that.
Sure, since I get 2 attacks in

592
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,640
an action, does that mean I get
2 attacks with this?

593
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,880
Let's consult the Book of
Armaments chapter 2, verses 9 to

594
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,680
21.
Yes, a pointer can use action

595
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,720
search with an attack that
includes a second attack, in

596
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:38,280
this case a multi attack.
So yeah, you can swing again

597
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,920
twice. 17.
That will.

598
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:47,000
Hit OK and we'll go with Frost
on this one.

599
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:53,040
OK.
So DC-17 con save by the way,

600
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,960
15.
Con save, it will fail.

601
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,920
Cool, it still has zero movement
speed then, and then it's going

602
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,280
to take 4 cold damage and 11
bludgeoning and then I'm going

603
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:14,640
to go again.
OK, can I use a superiority die

604
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,320
to help me?
Are you asking me?

605
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,360
No, I'm I'm reading my.
OK, I was like.

606
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:33,120
Yes, I'm going to expend the
superiority die to get me some

607
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:46,270
help on this roll SO1D10.
I don't think this one's going

608
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:52,590
to happen 16.
So use the superiority die to

609
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,640
effectively give you a bit of a
more of a modifier.

610
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,360
Yeah, I use precision attack.
OK, that will hit.

611
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,720
OK.
And that one's just going to be

612
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:08,520
a straight.
So 4 + 6 and. 10 blood OK, so

613
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,280
the first time, so on your
second attack or your second set

614
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,360
of attacks, I should say the
first attack without your first

615
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,040
and second attack on this on the
action search.

616
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,080
Oh this is not too many.
So I did my first action which I

617
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,200
failed both.
Yep.

618
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,120
Then I did my bonus action of
having a healing potion.

619
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,600
Yep.
Then I action surged and did 2

620
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,880
attacks again.
The first one was the cold

621
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,240
damage, the second one was the
precision attack.

622
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,680
OK, right.
So the first on you come in with

623
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,000
a warhammer and you clang it
against the armor of the natural

624
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,440
armor of the scorpion and your
arms just kind of turn into

625
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,840
jello for a moment.
But then you kind of plant your

626
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,520
feet and do kind of like a 360
and kind of turn around and

627
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:04,880
smack the Christ out of it and
freeze it in place again so it

628
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:12,200
cannot move still.
So with that we will Anything

629
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,720
else?
No, there the Nope.

630
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,160
I would definitely as I like,
turn whatever fuck you.

631
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:25,360
Boom, just right in the face.
OK, next will then be the first

632
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:33,640
Emperor scorpion.
It is going to move towards

633
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,760
Ottoman.
It can't.

634
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,080
Well it can't move you are
right.

635
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,600
So the only option then is you
my friend.

636
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,560
So it will come at you with two.
It's 2 claws, the first one will

637
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,040
miss but the second one will get
a net 20.

638
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:58,320
Which it cannot.
You have to roll critical hits I

639
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:03,720
am immune to.
So let me reread what that

640
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,360
means.
It's a part of my armor.

641
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,200
Do you have it scribbled?
Next to that just says fuck

642
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:15,640
Spencer or what?
I did run it past me before I

643
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,600
took.
I know I forgot about that.

644
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,960
Any crit becomes a normal hit.
OK never mind it will just hit

645
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:35,240
once with its claws so it will
do damage of 15 slashing and I

646
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:45,160
need a strength saving throw
please. 26th Oh, I'm sorry. 24

647
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,640
OK.
So you pass now, all right?

648
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:53,000
And then it will.
It will then swing around with

649
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,960
its tail to hit.
That will be a 14 to hit, which

650
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:06,080
will miss, OK.
And at the end of its turn, it

651
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,840
will Burrow itself into the
ground.

652
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,640
And that would be.
If there a moment speed.

653
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:25,800
Burrow, please Burrow.
That's a good question.

654
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:35,360
DMS in the party, the specific
yeah say the specific writing of

655
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,600
the ability that it's using does
not specify a movement speed,

656
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,560
just that it submerges itself in
the ground.

657
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,040
I think it's usually treated
similar to a swimming speed OK,

658
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,800
which would be 0 because it
can't move.

659
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,200
Then we will say that it does
not do that and it will end its

660
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,080
turn.
Next will be Zebulon.

661
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,880
All right, do I think I could
hit two of them with an ice

662
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,840
storm without hitting any of my
friends?

663
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,680
What's like 20 foot circle?
You would hit Savara at least.

664
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,440
All right, I am not going to do
that.

665
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,640
Then how bloody to do I think
that Emperor Scorpion one looks?

666
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,800
And is there anyone adjacent to
Emperor Scorpion 2?

667
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:27,800
Emperor Scorpion 2 No, he has
only been hit with spells so he

668
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,840
well he he did move towards
Osisa.

669
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,520
Doesn't he have Osisa grappled?
Yes, Yeah, I think so.

670
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Yeah, Osisa is grappled so.
All right, I'm going to summon

671
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,400
my faithful Hound of Ill Omen
against Emperor Scorpion 2, the

672
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,600
lesser damaged 1, Baxter.
Baxter is here.

673
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,720
And then I'm going to fire a
twinned ray of frost at both

674
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,240
scorpions.
Like one at each.

675
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,560
I'm sorry you were you were
doing Ray of what was it Sorry.

676
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,640
Ray of Frost.
Ray of Frost.

677
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,760
So one at each.
OK, perfect.

678
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,080
All right, so the first one is a
29 to hit.

679
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,840
She says what is is.
That's not like A and the other.

680
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,840
One's an 18.
No, it's not.

681
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:22,520
OK, both hit. 18 + 11 got big
modifiers.

682
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,240
That's what I've spent all my
money on.

683
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,400
We.
Got big one numbers.

684
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,800
So yeah, go ahead.
The other one was an 18 so I

685
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,680
think they both hit.
Both hit Yep, so go ahead and

686
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,680
roll damage should.
Be it's 2D8 I think.

687
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,120
Is that right?
Yes.

688
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,000
Scroll to the bottom of my spell
sheet.

689
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,240
Yes.
OK, first attack was a six plus

690
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:48,520
A7, so 1313.
Damage to the first.

691
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:57,880
Second one is A4 plus an 8, so
12. 12/2 scorpion #2 OK.

692
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,560
And then I'm going to retreat
back inside that door.

693
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,720
I got attacked the second I
opened that door.

694
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,520
Forget this.
The door closed behind my

695
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,040
friend.
Oh.

696
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,760
Man.
Well, maybe if you like the next

697
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,320
three.
Seconds trying to open it.

698
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:22,080
I can make him a new door.
I do have stone shape.

699
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,800
I mean you can.
Certainly use your turn to open

700
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,800
the door, but was there anything
not that?

701
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,200
Desperate.
OK, Anything else for your

702
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,960
current turn?
That is the end of my turn.

703
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,200
To the bestest boy.
All right, he makes an attack

704
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,760
against scorpion #2.
Go doggy.

705
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,760
He rolled a 9 + 5 is 14.
That is a miss.

706
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,600
All right, end of turn.
Good boy.

707
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:52,440
So Baxter will materialize right
next to Zebulon and right after

708
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,840
Zebulon hits both of these
creatures.

709
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,600
Wait, he's got advantage?
Yes, he does.

710
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,440
A second dice was a 5.
That's not better.

711
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,800
OK, so stillness.
So Baxter will just kind of take

712
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,120
a running charge that we said
you were going to #1 right?

713
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,520
#2 #2 the lesser damaged 1.
Yep, so he will just kind of

714
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,320
charge it #2 and kind of do a
leap, bite into the air and the

715
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,320
scorpion will just kind of like
guide him away from him and

716
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,640
heels Baxter what kind of
screech across the floor and

717
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,880
then do it again and this time
just goes right under his legs.

718
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,840
And accuracy is not a strong
suit.

719
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:38,920
But he is the bestest boy.
All right, O Sisa.

720
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,960
All right, so I'm going to call
it to Savara.

721
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,240
Hold on, I'm coming.
And I am going to cast on her

722
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:53,800
Cure Wounds and that is going to
be 30 points of healing.

723
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,480
Good God.
Thank you.

724
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,720
Yep, wow.
And then from my bonus like I'm

725
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,400
awake now.
Yep, for my bonus action I'm

726
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,440
going to cast on myself Shield
of Faith and I'll give me a + 2

727
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,160
to my AC and that'll be the end
of my turn.

728
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:21,920
OK, all right, so then it will
go to the Emperor scorpion #2

729
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:33,520
which.
I believe that you can make a

730
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,120
check to see if you can get
ungraphled.

731
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,520
Oh, I can.
Yep, that correct.

732
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,400
Yeah, because if you're
grappled, yeah, you would.

733
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,400
You would just need to do a
strength save.

734
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:54,520
Strength is not my strong suit.
Come on, come on, come on, 13.

735
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,800
That fails, so you will still be
grappled, damn it.

736
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:10,280
OK, so then emperor #2 Emperor
scorpion #2 anyway will with you

737
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,800
kind of grappled into the earth,
he will take another two slashes

738
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:21,000
at you with his claws.
Beat meaty cool boy.

739
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,160
Well, one of them is in that 20
and the other one's a 27 to hit.

740
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,520
Fuck my life.
Yeah, those, those will hit,

741
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,520
Yeah.
All right, Kitty, one second.

742
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:47,920
So on his D12 he will roll A7 so
as he comes down with his first

743
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,720
claw he will take a slash right
across your face and then the

744
00:54:52,720 --> 00:55:05,720
second one he will slash again
hitting you and the sand around

745
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:14,600
you.
I need a strength saving throw.

746
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:28,920
With disadvantage.
OK, Oh God damn it, that's a

747
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,680
one.
Yeah, so you are going to sink

748
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:39,280
pretty far into the sand here.
I would say that with a Nat one

749
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:45,040
on the save that you would sink
down to read about your chest

750
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:51,360
level in the sand.
Fun, yeah.

751
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,720
OK, fun in the house.
Of I'd like to ask, is she

752
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,800
grappled still?
Is that what's that's what's

753
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,840
causing it, right?
She's just grappled in the sand.

754
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,240
No, she rolled A disadvantage
because of the grapple.

755
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:09,160
OK, but basically what occurred
again with that second claw down

756
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:15,720
to Savaro, it also opened up a
pit of sand underneath her and

757
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,920
she just kind of sank into the
ground.

758
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,480
So you are effectively
restrained.

759
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:33,080
So it with the net one again,
you're you're pretty deep in the

760
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:37,440
sand about the chest level.
So I was like I said, we'll call

761
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,440
that restrained.
I think as of right now, I think

762
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:46,120
that's fair.
So and then unfortunately it's

763
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:53,760
it's going to come at you with
the tail with advantage that

764
00:56:53,760 --> 00:57:01,720
will be a 23 to hit.
I couldn't do math for it.

765
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:02,480
Yeah, that'll.
Hit.

766
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,560
This is going to get I need AI.
Need a Constitution saving throw

767
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:17,840
please.
All right, 16.

768
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:28,320
That fails.
OK yeah, so you will take 8

769
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:34,120
slashing damage from the tail
itself and then the poison,

770
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:41,640
Cusco's poison that will.
Good Lord almighty, what's your?

771
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,440
What's your how many hit points
you are right now?

772
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:52,280
Well with with healing spells I
also get a portion of healing

773
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,600
back for myself.
So right now before the attack I

774
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:01,240
was at. 62 OK you will take the
So what did I say?

775
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:06,280
The 8 slashing from the tail.
The eight flashing and then. 36

776
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,320
poison damage.
Oh.

777
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,560
Oh.
Ouch.

778
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,200
Yeah.
I I am, I am very hurt.

779
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,840
Hey, hey.
Did did that hit you?

780
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,720
Yeah.
No.

781
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,280
All right, cool.
You're good.

782
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,080
You're good, you're good, you're
good and perfect.

783
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Shoot the faith.
Does that just give you a plus

784
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,400
to the AC?
Yeah.

785
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,000
OK.
Yeah, as far as I know.

786
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:54,080
Yeah.
All right.

787
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:59,440
Concentration spell.
Oh yeah, so I'll need you to

788
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,480
make a.
And if you're with, but

789
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,600
remember, if you're within 30
feet of me, everybody should be

790
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:10,640
getting temporary hit points.
Yeah, you would be within 30

791
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,120
feet.
Yeah, you would be within 30

792
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,520
feet.
How many CISA?

793
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,880
So that would be AD 10?
Or is it just straight 10?

794
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,440
No AD 6 + 8.
D6 plus eight.

795
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:29,480
OK, so my apology, Savara and
Osisa, you can roll that D 6 + 8

796
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,000
for temporary hit points
that'll.

797
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,840
Yeah, that's the at the end of
each of your turns.

798
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,720
Yeah, that, that's awesome.
Thank you.

799
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,680
All right, I'm just going to ask
myself anything else?

800
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,040
No self.
We're going to move on.

801
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,680
OK, My mind.
OK, Neros.

802
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:54,760
It is your turn, my friend.
OK, so recap for me, they're

803
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,320
both the scorpions are still
there.

804
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:01,840
Yes.
Savara is in the thick of it,

805
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:08,520
Castea is in the thick of it,
and Osisa is in the ground very.

806
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:12,400
Much in the thick of it, yeah.
Castea, not so much.

807
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,040
Castea is, I would say, about
2530 feet away.

808
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,280
Eldridge Blast is French on
that.

809
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,560
Yeah, because she's only casting
spells 120.

810
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,920
Oh, yeah.
So I mean, you maybe we could

811
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,280
say, I mean, I mean, you did say
that you would move closer to

812
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,200
the frontline.
So I'll say that you are within

813
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:38,280
20 feet of the Scorpions, but
not so much in the thick of it

814
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:42,280
as Savara and sunken into the
ground of Sisa.

815
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,800
OK, I'm having a Princess pride
moment.

816
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,240
You're living your best life,
sweetie.

817
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,240
I'll, I think I'll just call
out.

818
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:03,040
Oh, Sisa, you're doing great.
Keep the shiny thing still while

819
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:09,720
I bite it.
And then I'll you said I'll

820
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,960
approach 20 feet to be in the
middle and I'll cast fireball on

821
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:18,120
myself.
But I'm going to.

822
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,280
I'm going to upcast it.
I thought you told me you

823
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:27,120
couldn't cast fireball.
Well, I've been deceived.

824
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,480
What?
Yeah, I'm going to it as well.

825
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,800
To 4th level I assume?
Yeah, it's additional 1D6.

826
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,440
The 20 foot radius sphere
centered on you.

827
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:53,200
So I mean, with Savara in melee
range of so here's the thing,

828
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,440
you, you got to pick who your
friends are because you're going

829
01:01:55,440 --> 01:02:00,560
to hit one of the three of
Ogemon, Osisa or Savara because

830
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,200
Ogemon was standing next to you
within 10 feet of you.

831
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,560
I was.
Yeah, I was within 10 feet of

832
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,800
him, so.
You're you're going to hit one

833
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:13,280
of these three.
And hit all of them.

834
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,160
Well shit, you can.
Seriously.

835
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,360
Hit all of them.
Is that what you want to do?

836
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,320
I, I, I went to the middle and I
cast it on myself, targeting

837
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,240
myself.
So you tell me what what that

838
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,280
is?
I mean, how far away was he?

839
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,720
He said.
He was like 30 feet away from

840
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,600
the middle before, right?
It's not going to hit you

841
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,680
anymore, Ogleman.
It's going to hit Savara in the

842
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:47,240
OSISA.
Good God almighty, I need Osisa

843
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,800
and Savara to make a Dexterity
saving throw please.

844
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:55,920
Would I have disadvantage on
that since I'm kind of buried?

845
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,600
Restrained, it isn't a.
Terrible.

846
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,320
Against you.
So no, because you are rolling a

847
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,200
saving throw.
I would say no.

848
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,400
You roll that edge as regular.
24.

849
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,920
She succeeds.
Wouldn't DOSISA auto fail?

850
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:15,920
No.
No.

851
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,880
Oh no.
He's.

852
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,800
In the ground, I apologize.
The creature that is restrained

853
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,160
has disadvantage on Dexterity
saving throws.

854
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,800
Oh, there you go.
At least it's not, you know, no

855
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:33,000
save.
Yeah, I I rolled the 9:00.

856
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,680
OK.
The nice the dice are not with

857
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,240
me on this.
Do you want me to roll?

858
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,320
Down with Jesse or you.
No, I'm ready to go.

859
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:45,240
OK, you can rule damage on them.
Both of the Emperor Scorpions

860
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:49,720
failed.
Oh, not so bad.

861
01:03:52,440 --> 01:04:03,920
Why is it not showing up?
22 damage, 22 damage and.

862
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,680
Oh, see, So what?
Everyone still there?

863
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,360
Yeah, we're seeing oh, CC real
quick.

864
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,000
I apologize.
How many hit points do you start

865
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,560
with?
I started out with 73. 73 What's

866
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:21,720
your AC?
Before the the spell on it, it

867
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:22,960
was 17.
OK.

868
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,840
I just want to update your
character sheet real quick.

869
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:33,200
So you had 73 to start and then
you took where are you at

870
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:37,960
currently before the fireball?
Before the fireball, I was at

871
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,200
32.
OK.

872
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,720
OK.
So then is that?

873
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,400
Including the temp health that
you had.

874
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,800
Yeah, that was including the
temp health.

875
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,840
OK, so you'll take, what'd you
say, Jesse?

876
01:04:55,840 --> 01:05:00,640
22 fire damage. 22 fire damage.
OK, the survar.

877
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,800
You'll take half.
Well hold on, do I know anything

878
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,800
about the any resistances either
anyone has?

879
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,040
Like is that?
Something you would know is

880
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,000
common knowledge.
Have resistance to fire.

881
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,760
Oh, so you would take half and
half again?

882
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,760
Because of the sword that I
have, yeah.

883
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,920
I forgot about that's you'll
take 5 damage from.

884
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,760
Well, hold, hold on.
Oh, so you said.

885
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,080
Do you have any resistances?
Nope.

886
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,680
Never mind.
OK, you were going to upcast

887
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,440
even more, weren't you?
No, I was going to change the

888
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:40,960
element.
I have resistance to cold too.

889
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:46,360
That doesn't help OSISA.
So I'm just neutral to cold now,

890
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,840
OK.
All right, five.

891
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,520
Nobody needs a healer.
They're not on board.

892
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:54,840
So then I'll do, I'm going to
take.

893
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,720
So how far away are both of them
from me now?

894
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,880
Osisa.
Specifically Osisa, but both

895
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:05,920
Osisa and Savara.
Both are approximately 15 feet

896
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,480
away from you.
In the same direction or

897
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,680
opposite directions?
In opposite directions.

898
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,320
So think of you standing in the
middle of the two scorpions.

899
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,960
They are on in front of some
bars in front of the first one.

900
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,720
Well, was in front of the first
one and then oh cease is in

901
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:26,240
front of the second one.
So you'll come in and you'll go.

902
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,920
Don't worry, guys, I got this.
So see, so you're doing great

903
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,360
and you'll just kind of stand in
the middle and the just like put

904
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,800
your hands in the in the air,
look up at the sky, bomb them

905
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,880
and just off.
He's about to catch a baseball.

906
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:47,440
So real quick as well Nero's
What's your Max HP?

907
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:55,360
75. 75 AC. 20.
OK.

908
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,320
And then what are you at
currently for head points?

909
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,120
Oh wait, I have to roll a duck
save.

910
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,120
Yep, because you would centered
on you.

911
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,280
Oh.
I failed that.

912
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:08,040
Oh boy.
I have 67 left.

913
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,840
OK, cool.
That you needed to know.

914
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,720
Yes, because I'm just updating.
I don't know if you have

915
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,120
improved initiative up on your
computer.

916
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,120
I'm just updating everybody's
HP's real quick, OK?

917
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,080
Oh, good.
OK.

918
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:27,280
Anything else from you?
Yeah, I'm going to do my

919
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:34,120
procession of echoes and so I
can move up to my speed again

920
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,800
without provoking opportunity
attacks.

921
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,600
OK.
And I have to go within 5 feet

922
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:44,960
of any other creature that I
choose, and then I will.

923
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:54,520
By doing so, it lets me do 7 +
5.

924
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,640
Is what, 12?
Both of them will heal both

925
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,360
survivor and OCS.
It will heal 7 damage.

926
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,800
Thanks, you actually healed me
more than you hurt you.

927
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,800
OK, so first of all, a chaotic
role, a chaotic turn.

928
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,600
OK, so again, you kind of stand
in the middle of the two

929
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:19,279
scorpions, hands up in the air,
looking at the sky, and all of a

930
01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:22,000
sudden you see just this orange
light coming down.

931
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,000
It's closer and closer and
almost very large and just

932
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,319
smashes into the earth.
And the first scorpion is just

933
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,720
incinerated.
Right, right before it hits.

934
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,279
Do I say, oh, Sisa, you're doing
great.

935
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,160
Don't let him go.
Keep him still.

936
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:43,080
Keep him still and it comes down
on the second one and he takes

937
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:47,080
just as much damage.
But you catch your friends as as

938
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,840
you catch your friends.
You kind of run up to both of

939
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,560
them, put your hands out to
either one of them and go all

940
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:56,000
better.
We're even.

941
01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:01,000
We're even.
Also scorpions are dead at this

942
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,359
point.
No, just the first one.

943
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,760
OK, I'm done.
Cool.

944
01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:09,000
All right, Ogoman, you just
watch your friend incinerate the

945
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:14,439
battlefield.
So is Osisa still grappled?

946
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:19,640
Yes, OK.
Yes.

947
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,520
OK.
So I would like to like kind of

948
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,840
go around towards like the front
of the scorpion where she's

949
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:33,040
grappled, which would put him in
my hit range for the Conjure

950
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:39,040
Woodland beans, and that's 5D-8.
What's the Wisdom saving throw?

951
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,920
14.
OK, it's exceeds that, so it'll

952
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,240
take half as much.
It'll take half as much.

953
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:49,080
Yes.
Either or it doesn't.

954
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,359
Matter.
I can roll what's the What is

955
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:52,520
it?
5D-8.

956
01:09:55,640 --> 01:10:04,000
So that will be a total of 17.
Halved is in favor of the

957
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:11,800
player.
Would be 9. 9 OK, And is that is

958
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:15,080
that action, that spell working?
That's not an action, is it?

959
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:23,240
Let's take a look.
Whenever a creature you see

960
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,360
enters an emanation or ends its
turn there, you can force a

961
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,200
creature to make a Wisdom saving
throw.

962
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,160
I would say no.
I mean letter of why?

963
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:40,440
It doesn't specify that that's
an action, that's just a an

964
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:43,640
effect and basically an AOE.
An area of effect.

965
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,800
Well.
For the I would like I would

966
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:56,920
like for me to use freedom of
movement on OSISA which touch a

967
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:02,920
willing creature for a duration
target who is unaffected by

968
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,280
difficult trains, spells,
magical effects to reduce the

969
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:09,960
target speed nor cause the
target to have paralyzed or

970
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,440
restrain conditions.
The target also has swim speed

971
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:15,760
equal.
In addition, target can spend 5

972
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,960
if you move it to automatically
gape from non magical restraint

973
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,440
such as monocles or medicals or
a creature imposing the grapple

974
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,640
condition on it.
So I would say.

975
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,200
Which means she is no longer
grappled.

976
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,920
Yeah, I would say that that
works, except she will be

977
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,760
affected by the AOE of your
woodland creatures.

978
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,120
That would be I get to choose
which creature.

979
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,480
Oh, that's right.
I keep forgetting.

980
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,200
You get.
That's right.

981
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,360
Yeah, I guess that that works
for me.

982
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,080
So, Yep.
So Osisa will no longer be

983
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:50,360
grappled or restrained and you
can move.

984
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:58,960
So you're no longer restrained
or grappled and you can move 5

985
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:03,720
feet.
However, I'm reading this and it

986
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:08,080
doesn't say anything about not
having an attack about.

987
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,080
It says.
It says it's it's.

988
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:14,640
It says it can spend 5 feet of
movement to automatically escape

989
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,080
it.
It doesn't say 5.

990
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:21,560
You can only move 5 feet.
Right to escape from non magical

991
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:25,200
restraints such as magic or if
it's grappled but it doesn't

992
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,120
match.
Anything but it would be.

993
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,520
It would be on her.
Turn it.

994
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,120
Would be on her turn she'd.
Still have to leave the

995
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,240
threatened area for an attack of
opportunity to take place.

996
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,840
If she just gets out, there
wouldn't be an attack.

997
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,960
Oh yeah, yeah.
So basically at this point you

998
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:42,800
will just kind of see her rise
up from the sand and just be

999
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,960
kind of standing right on her
feet again after you use freedom

1000
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:47,920
of movement.
So.

1001
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:53,080
Thank you.
You're welcome.

1002
01:12:55,480 --> 01:13:04,560
You're welcome.
Yeah, I think, I think that's

1003
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,800
all I could do at this point
right now.

1004
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,640
Cool.
Until he decides to move again.

1005
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,320
Yeah, don't forget your
temporary hit points because I

1006
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,840
he was we within 30 feet of of
near us.

1007
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,720
Oh yeah, so I get to roll D6
again.

1008
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,080
Yep.
And while we're doing this,

1009
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:28,880
Ogemon, what is your Max HP?
66 Six KAC 1313.

1010
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,040
OK.
And what are you currently at

1011
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:38,240
for health?
13 temporary and 66 points so.

1012
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,800
You've you're Max and done some
more.

1013
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,960
OK, cool.
We will then go to Kasdaia.

1014
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:52,040
Kezia, what is your Max HP?
My Max HP?

1015
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:59,440
Yeah is right, 7373.
OK, what's your AC17?

1016
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,360
OK, what do you currently have
for hit points 73?

1017
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,680
OK, it is your turn.
I have not been hit by nothing.

1018
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:19,520
I'm gonna cast Fire Bolt at the
only not undead zombie thing.

1019
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,200
You know what I mean?
I.

1020
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,520
Got you.
All right.

1021
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,680
Well, good, I'm glad that you
speak kazaere 'cause I don't

1022
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,880
apparently give.
Me a tack roll.

1023
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,240
That's an 18th.
That will hit, so give me AD 10.

1024
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:40,400
Yeah, sure.
Oh, that's a nine.

1025
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,160
OK.
Anything else?

1026
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:48,240
I'm going to.
Can I run up to it or is the

1027
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,480
sand in the way?
Like if I run up to it, am I

1028
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:53,320
going to get sunk into the sand?
The sand by itself is not

1029
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,520
difficult terrain, but if you
are standing in the sand, there

1030
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,080
is the possibility that you can
sink into it because of an

1031
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,360
attack from the scorpion, as
you've seen with Osisa.

1032
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,120
OK, how far away from the
scorpion am I at this current

1033
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,920
point in time?
What did we say last time?

1034
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,480
30 feet?
Yeah, about 302530 feet away.

1035
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:12,720
No, then that's all I'm going to
do.

1036
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,640
I'm going to move as close as I
can to Scorpio without not

1037
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,760
without being in the sand, if
that makes sense.

1038
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:21,200
OK, so you would need to move 20
feet out.

1039
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,360
So you'll move that's not ten
feet.

1040
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:26,800
OK, Yeah.
So what'll happen at your turn

1041
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,400
is what you've seen so far is
and this is happening all in

1042
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,080
front of you.
So far, you've seen Neros come

1043
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,920
in the middle of of the two
scorpions, incinerate the entire

1044
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:40,800
battlefield, watch him burn your
friends, and then he'll said

1045
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,640
friends.
Ogemon came in, hit the second

1046
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:48,240
scorpion with his woodland
creatures or his beans, and then

1047
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:52,800
rose Ocisa from the grave.
And then you're like, you know

1048
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:56,160
what could help?
Fire more fire and then a fire

1049
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,720
you just kind of turn your hands
and shoot a fire bolt right at

1050
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,400
the second scorpion.
So and then you're like, I'm

1051
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:06,320
just going to step forward just
a little bit, Yeah.

1052
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,320
Perfect.
Kill it with fire.

1053
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,000
Kill it with fire.
Yeah.

1054
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,520
All right.
Kill it with fire.

1055
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,720
Hey, I'm going to go buy the
second one, OK?

1056
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,640
I'm going to swing at it with my
Warhammer.

1057
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,360
Cool.
Smack it.

1058
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:30,080
I'm a.
Schmack, I'm a whack it wacky

1059
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,680
smack.
It. 19. 19 will.

1060
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:40,840
Hit cool will do.
Like the Taco Bell Bell?

1061
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,080
Actually.
The thing looks bloodied.

1062
01:16:54,760 --> 01:17:00,440
Oh OK, I'm going to use a
superiority die to just.

1063
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,840
Say that again.
You were kind of funny out.

1064
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,280
What do they call it?
It's a men.

1065
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,760
I'm going to do a menacing
attack, so it needs to make a

1066
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,560
Wisdom saving throw.
OK, DC-17.

1067
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:24,440
It will fail.
OK, let me roll the damage

1068
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:28,880
first, but after that it is
frightened of me.

1069
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,760
Where's my detent?
There it is.

1070
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:41,560
So we've got 11 bludgeoning, but
I am also was going to go for

1071
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:49,400
another hit.
OK, 21.

1072
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:55,680
That'll hit.
And I'm gonna, you know what?

1073
01:17:56,600 --> 01:18:01,320
I'm gonna let it just be a
regular schmegular hit because I

1074
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,120
want it to run away from.
Oh, do I want?

1075
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:07,040
Actually, I do.
Yeah, you do. 1010 bludgeoning.

1076
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:11,680
Yeah, I want that attack of
opportunity.

1077
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,600
So yeah, it's frightening.
Frightened of me?

1078
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,920
Did it?
Did it move inside of my AOE?

1079
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,960
Oh, it will when it leads.
Yeah, it will when it leaves.

1080
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,000
Oh, and.
There are 4.

1081
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,360
Of us.
Oh I wrote the 6th.

1082
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:31,480
Heck yeah.
So I have 6 + 814 temp.

1083
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:35,800
Floating nice.
Doesn't matter, you're on temp.

1084
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,640
Yep, anytime you roll one of
those checks, if you roll Max

1085
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:44,480
heel or Max damage it is second
roll or I mean if you're

1086
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,560
rolling.
Wait a minute, does that count

1087
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,400
for my temporary hit points too?
Yes, that's what he was saying.

1088
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,720
Yeah.
So I got 9 + 8.

1089
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:58,240
That's 17.
All right, That's all I'm going

1090
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,480
to do on this one.
Cool Emperor Scorpion number one

1091
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,640
is just going to lay there dead
Zebulon.

1092
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,520
All right, I think I'm going to
keep it simple and just fire.

1093
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,840
I fire bolt keep it.
Simple.

1094
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,480
Heavily damaged scorpion.
Mm Hmm.

1095
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,880
OK, go ahead.
And it's on theme.

1096
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:24,960
So dice is 13 + 11 is 24 to hit.
All right, that is 2D10 for

1097
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:29,720
damage.
We've got a three and A5.

1098
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:34,160
I did 8 damage.
Did you up catch the?

1099
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,040
Fireball.
That's a can't trip.

1100
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,680
I don't even.
Think you can because the

1101
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:43,800
firebolt I believe is 1D10.
If you're below level 5.

1102
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,320
Yeah, it goes up automatically.
That's right.

1103
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,560
I keep forgetting that.
OK, all right.

1104
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:53,920
Anything for your turn?
I don't think I have a

1105
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,840
worthwhile bonus action, so I'm
just going to build some

1106
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:01,480
distance, get away from these
hostile people.

1107
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,080
And let Baxter have his turn.
Yeah, so within the last 18

1108
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,120
seconds, Zebulon, what you've
seen, you've come through the

1109
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:12,720
door, immediately ate an attack
from one of your fellow agents,

1110
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,160
and then you saw said agent
incinerate everyone that was

1111
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,440
standing within 20 feet of him
saw Casey.

1112
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:21,120
Ago I thought.
Fire with fire.

1113
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:24,480
And then you're like, you know
what, if it ain't broke, don't

1114
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,040
fix it.
And then just wave your heart,

1115
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,880
wave your hands kind of in the
air again and just fire another

1116
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:32,160
fire bolt right from your hands.
So fire a little.

1117
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,520
More fire A.
Little more fire.

1118
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,040
All right.
Next.

1119
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,760
Whole place is going up in
smoke.

1120
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,200
It's fine.
Next is the bestest boy.

1121
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,920
All right, Baxter attacks for he
must go.

1122
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:46,760
Rolled a 13 + 5 as an 18.
That will hit.

1123
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,400
All right.
His damage I think it's two D 6

1124
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,120
+ 3 is that.
Right, that's correct.

1125
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:57,560
He got two and a three, so 8
damage.

1126
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:04,160
So as as as the DM kind of come
down from the heavens, give

1127
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,080
Baxter a lot of love, scratch
him in the scruffs and give him

1128
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,200
all the pets and go, who's a
good boy?

1129
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:14,560
How do you want to do this?
He finally landed a hit.

1130
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,720
How do you how does Baxter want
to do this his.

1131
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:22,680
Second attack This whole time I
think he just chomps the

1132
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:28,840
scorpion right on the face.
Bacter Sikkim stomp.

1133
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,760
Boy good.
Boy.

1134
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:37,160
Who's a good boy?
Add a boy back.

1135
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,320
Sir boy back there.
Nothingness.

1136
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,960
And that's how I know the
scorpion died.

1137
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,480
Cool.
All right so as the as the dog

1138
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:52,600
from hell bites the living
Christ out of this scorpion's

1139
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:57,400
face, it will just kind of slump
to the ground and we will take a

1140
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,440
short break and be back here in
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1141
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1142
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So the party is officially out

1159
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,600
of combat.
And I mean, looking at your

1160
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,440
point totals here, I mean the
only one that really sustained a

1161
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:05,440
hell of a lot of damage was
OSISA.

1162
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:10,240
But as of right now, again, you
are out of combat.

1163
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:13,960
So just kind of almost for like
a heartbeat, the only sound you

1164
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:18,760
can hear is your breath, and the
slow hiss of grit is just kind

1165
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,520
of sliding off.
And then the house feels like it

1166
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:24,880
takes an exhale.
Lanterns are warming, the

1167
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:28,160
floorboards are relaxing, and
the arena floor ripples and neat

1168
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:31,360
spirals re raked by unseen
hands.

1169
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:36,840
Above the Barker appears,
doffing his hat with a flourish

1170
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,680
that you feel more than you can
see.

1171
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:42,640
And he goes elegant, efficient,
exhilarating.

1172
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,280
Give them room, darlings.
The claw has been properly

1173
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:50,760
clipped and on the on the near
wall above the door that you

1174
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:55,320
see, you see a placard that says
Intermission available, short

1175
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,440
and quiet, forward only when
ready.

1176
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:06,320
Can I see the Barker?
Hyper Ah geez, you guys need to

1177
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,680
work on your pyrotechnics.
Supposed to explode up in the

1178
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:15,640
air, not in our face.
As far as seeing the Barker, I

1179
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:21,520
would say that you can.
Are you sure?

1180
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:28,320
Yes.
Oh God, I'm going to cast the

1181
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,280
mention door and teleport to
him.

1182
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:34,440
I will cast Counterspell.
I'll cast Counterspell.

1183
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:38,320
I will cast counterspell again.
No.

1184
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,880
I mean dimension door is only.
Wait, you can't.

1185
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:51,480
You can only counter spell once
it's a reaction.

1186
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:58,440
No, you can't see the Barker.
It's more of a, it's more of a,

1187
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,880
you think of like a PA
announcement almost.

1188
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:10,480
Fine, yeah, pyrotechnics.
That was a blessed.

1189
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:14,960
To be up in the air like I said
next time anyways.

1190
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:16,680
Nice.
To meet you guys, my name is

1191
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,960
Zebulon.
Hey, see ya.

1192
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,800
Hey, Savara, good to see you
again.

1193
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:25,560
Kazea is going to kind of walk
by Zebulon and like give him

1194
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:28,480
like the side eye from you know,
4 foot 5.

1195
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:32,560
I really she's.
Going to walk over to Osisa and

1196
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:35,400
she's going to ask Osisa she's
OK and if she needs anything

1197
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,800
because I do have a potion of
greater healing if she needs it.

1198
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:47,520
I'm going to like kind of like
I've got a slash across my face,

1199
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,280
I'm bleeding, I'm covered in ash
and sand and I'm like dusting

1200
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:55,800
myself off like I got it and I'm
going to cast cure wounds on

1201
01:25:55,800 --> 01:26:01,400
myself.
And that should, with the boost

1202
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:11,040
that I get, bring me up to let
me see 70 HP, so almost up to

1203
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:15,400
full health again.
Saying I would like to take a

1204
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,200
little bit of a short rest here.
Yeah.

1205
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,960
I need everybody.
Everybody still gets the one

1206
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,080
last round of temporary hit
points.

1207
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:29,480
How long do those last?
A1 round of like actual round.

1208
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,520
My little thing lasts for a
minute.

1209
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,920
How long do they last though?
Does it go over Max hit points

1210
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,480
or only at Max hit points?
It goes over.

1211
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:41,960
Yeah.
Oh.

1212
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:47,360
It was what, 1 V 6 + 8 plus
something I forgot.

1213
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:49,960
OK, do we have the option not to
re roll?

1214
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,200
Oh yeah, I I don't think you
have to like if you didn't use

1215
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:58,840
it from the last.
Time Twilight Sanctuary works.

1216
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:04,480
Yeah.
Because I'd keep mine so we're

1217
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:10,920
able to take a short rest.
Yeah, So effectively you, you

1218
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:16,360
would go through the door on the
other side of the room and

1219
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,920
that's again the door right
underneath the sign that says

1220
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:22,280
intermission available, short
and quiet, forward only when

1221
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:24,520
ready.
So you.

1222
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:27,320
Would want to take.
Yeah, you would open the door

1223
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:34,200
and you would come into this
almost like a a Tavern room

1224
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:39,320
where there's just seeds
available and some water is

1225
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:44,840
available.
I brought some ale if anybody's

1226
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,120
thirsty.
I'm not having any of that

1227
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:52,400
stuff.
It's not that stuff from that's

1228
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:56,200
that, that.
Place no, I've only got like 1

1229
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,800
water skin of that.
Before departing on this mission

1230
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:02,520
though, I bought a barrel and
filled it with some ale from my

1231
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:05,600
Tavern so it's in my bag of
holding.

1232
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,840
It'll perhaps take some help to
get it out.

1233
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:20,120
Now I'm at Max HPHP.
I'll spend one hit dice to heal

1234
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:21,960
up.
Yeah, that's a day.

1235
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:26,400
Which was a six nice out of 6.
As a sorcerer, that's as good as

1236
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:32,480
it gets.
And I'm going to do some stuff

1237
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:35,800
to get one of my spell slots
back, OK?

1238
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,480
I'm also going to do some stuff
to get one of my spell slots

1239
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:46,880
back.
Ah, magic.

1240
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:55,920
Talking about tan trips.
I am more superiority die again.

1241
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,080
I suppose I'll get my sorcery
points back now that we're

1242
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:06,800
talking about short rest stuff.
I've got that blood well vile

1243
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:14,200
effect and I spent a hit dice.
So look, I understand that

1244
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:18,520
memories and truth, it all runs
better when being chased, but

1245
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:26,880
which one of you cast fireball?
You did on yourself.

1246
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,880
No, I think that was the Barker.
To look just like him and then

1247
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,920
say this guy, this is the one
that.

1248
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:35,320
Did that?
I think it was the Barker that

1249
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:37,000
did it.
They're lying to you.

1250
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:40,440
Look, all I know is I got hit
with a fireball.

1251
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:42,400
Jesse, go ahead.
The Barker did it.

1252
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:47,040
OK, well now Jesse and Ogeman
both give me a deception check.

1253
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:59,120
All right, deception. 17.
Wow, I am blind.

1254
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:06,360
Oh, there it is, 15.
OK, everybody else give me

1255
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:12,120
opposing insight checks.
Opposing what now?

1256
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:16,240
Inside check.
Inside, check when you're coming

1257
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:17,400
in and.
Out Nebulon.

1258
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:22,720
You believe them wholeheartedly.
These were absolutely fireworks

1259
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:24,880
my friend.
These people need to get their

1260
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:30,560
aim figured out.
OK. 17 I got a 19.

1261
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:37,280
I got an 11.
Because, Dave, you also believe

1262
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:42,560
Ogrevan and Nero's.
Got hit are like ah.

1263
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,640
Yeah, the truth.
Savara and Osisa, you were the

1264
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:49,440
only two that succeeded The
roles.

1265
01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:52,720
You're like, no, what?
Wait, wait, wait a minute.

1266
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:53,600
What?
What?

1267
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,840
Which makes a lot of sense, I
suppose, since, you know.

1268
01:30:56,920 --> 01:31:03,200
Yeah, you were the ones.
Look, I got hit with a fireball

1269
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,440
and then I healed you.
You're welcome.

1270
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:08,920
Yeah, you hit yourself and us
and then healed.

1271
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:10,200
I could have swore it was the
Barker.

1272
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:15,120
No, Sisa is not saying anything.
She's just giving him the death

1273
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:16,880
glare right now.
That's fair.

1274
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:23,560
I mean I went all I saw was a
fireball and I helped OC so

1275
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:29,200
that's all I know.
So what's in this your room?

1276
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:33,640
Like homicide is a look, this
would be it pretty much.

1277
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:39,200
I know I'm like literally
thinking in my head, I'm like,

1278
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,320
that glare is more deadly than
any attack I have.

1279
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:49,280
I love it.
OK, so you all are ready to move

1280
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:52,120
on?
Yep.

1281
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,480
Ready as I will be.
Yep.

1282
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:05,880
OK, so as you go through the the
the door that leads into the

1283
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:11,880
next room you encounter, it's
just a very kind of small room,

1284
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:19,280
I would say 20 feet by 20 feet
and above the door.

1285
01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:23,800
And again, that's really all
there is, is the door and the

1286
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,880
sign above it that says,
remember your virtues.

1287
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:33,840
Interference spoils the fun.
OK.

1288
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,960
What's a virtue?
What is fun?

1289
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,600
Well, there isn't anything else
in the room right like that.

1290
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,560
It's literally just an empty
room with another door on the

1291
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:49,200
other side and that sign.
Give me a perception check.

1292
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:59,280
How about a sticks?
Can I also attempt to perceive

1293
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:01,040
I'm doing nothing else, I'm
just.

1294
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:03,400
Looking around.
Sure, we all.

1295
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:07,760
As well as the butterfly, I'll
roll too. 19.

1296
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:16,400
OK. 15 Zebulon 18 OK, So I would
say at this point, everybody

1297
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:20,600
that made a role other than
Savara, you notice right next to

1298
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:24,600
the door, on the frame, on the
right side of it, there is a

1299
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:30,600
small glass lever.
I know just Savara and say hey

1300
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:33,920
look at this.
I don't want to touch it, but I

1301
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:36,840
think she would.
How far am I from the lever?

1302
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:43,600
It's glass, 10 feet.
I won't pull, it does.

1303
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:48,160
Somebody have mage hand, you're
going.

1304
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:55,960
To pull it can I want to?
I'm like based on her before she

1305
01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:58,600
does this.
Sure you can do that.

1306
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:03,000
All right, So it's going to give
you a plus 2D or AC.

1307
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:08,320
OK, can.
I give her guidance as well.

1308
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:15,160
Sure.
So that'll give you any any AD 4

1309
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:19,360
to any ability to check.
You got this, friend.

1310
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:21,080
Let's go.
I'm pulling the lever.

1311
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:26,960
OK, so Savara will?
Please do God tell me it wasn't

1312
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:30,240
a push.
So Savara, your yeah, Savara.

1313
01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:34,200
Your fingers kind of close on
the glass lever and you kind of

1314
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:39,000
yank and the lever snaps down
with a crystalline clack and the

1315
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:41,640
baseboards answer in a chorus of
hisses.

1316
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:46,520
Gold green vapor blooms from the
hairline seams sweet and burny

1317
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:51,160
at the back of your throat.
I need everybody to make me a

1318
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:55,520
Constitution saving throw as.
The room is currently with.

1319
01:34:56,600 --> 01:35:00,680
Poisonous smoke.
This stuff again.

1320
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:10,640
Oh my God.
I did good next. 20 This is make

1321
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:11,360
a what?
Sorry.

1322
01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:14,240
Constitution.
Saying.

1323
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:19,400
Against poison.
Yes, against poison.

1324
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:27,640
Against poison, OK.
Oh wait, shit, damn it do.

1325
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:31,760
You have inspiration you'd like
to use?

1326
01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:44,040
I do, I do.
I'm going to reroll that, OK?

1327
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:46,800
Oh God no.
Yeah, it's a 7 you.

1328
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:56,560
Got a 16, a 16.
OK. 16 OK or two Castillo I got

1329
01:35:56,560 --> 01:36:00,120
a Nat 20 + 2 is 22.
Hell yeah.

1330
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:07,720
The dice I'm using are the
really big ones that Katie and I

1331
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:09,200
went and bought that one day
and.

1332
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:14,720
They loved me AM.
I allowed to use elementalism to

1333
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:17,080
beckon air and like push it away
from me.

1334
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,000
Let's get back to that in just a
minute.

1335
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:28,320
Zebulon, what did you?
Want OK. 23. 23 OK, so Zebulon

1336
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:33,040
and Kazdea gene, what was the
name of that spell again?

1337
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:39,520
Elementalism.
I could beckon air, well, air,

1338
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:42,800
earth, fire, water, sculpt
element.

1339
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:48,800
I could use it for a 5 foot cube
so I could use it like just

1340
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:50,240
around me so it doesn't touch
me.

1341
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:55,560
Someone else could probably
squeeze into that space.

1342
01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:00,400
Yeah.
I think I'm fine with the 25.

1343
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:04,680
You're all the 25 you said,
Katie, right?

1344
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:10,360
OK, so Savara, Castea and
Zebulon will take half damage

1345
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:20,000
Now Jean the spell itself.
I mean, if it's strong enough to

1346
01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:26,120
to close doors and open shutters
and all that stuff, I mean it's

1347
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,760
a pretty strong breeze.
Yeah, but you can't control what

1348
01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:31,200
air.
You're pulling, right?

1349
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:33,320
That's the problem with
elementalism.

1350
01:37:33,320 --> 01:37:36,680
Now, if you had say, like gust
of wind, I would say then it

1351
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:40,000
would kind of disperse a lot of
it and everybody would take half

1352
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:42,520
damage.
In this instance, I'm going to

1353
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:45,400
say no, because the elementalist
by itself isn't.

1354
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:50,080
Yeah, I would say no.
So.

1355
01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:52,680
I just I'd ask.
I need everybody to remember how

1356
01:37:52,680 --> 01:38:04,400
much they love Savara as Neros.
Ogamen Osisa will take 55 poison

1357
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:06,880
damage.
Oh my God, Christ.

1358
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:09,680
You activated my trap card?
What?

1359
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:16,520
The fuck Hezdea, Savara and
Zebulon will take half that.

1360
01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:24,080
So 27, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to react and

1361
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:29,680
cast resist elements.
OK, sorry.

1362
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:31,520
Absorb elements.
OK.

1363
01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:36,280
Oh yeah, my.
Resistance too.

1364
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:37,760
OK, so you would just take half
damage?

1365
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,160
Poison, yeah.
OK, so you'll take 27.

1366
01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:47,760
So OK, let's take a quick point.
Total here 27 damage there 55,

1367
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:52,960
there 20.
Wow. 55 there.

1368
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:57,680
Temporary head points helped,
yeah.

1369
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:02,720
That can my cast mask cure
wounds on the group?

1370
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:06,160
I would say that you can do
that.

1371
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:08,240
Well, hold on.
Before you do that, let's wait

1372
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:12,160
to see if it's persistent.
Yeah, let's see if it's

1373
01:39:12,160 --> 01:39:14,440
persistent or that.
Oh, if it's persistent, I'm

1374
01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:23,200
going to die soon.
Also, I'm at 62 because we had a

1375
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,240
lot of us had 10 pit points.
OK, so yeah, everybody give me

1376
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:27,560
your update.
I'm at 30. 6.

1377
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:28,800
OK.
So you're at six?

1378
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:36,200
36.
You're at 36 + 2580 two 82 for

1379
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:41,520
Savara, so plus 73.
What?

1380
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:48,360
Zebulon?
You're at what already?

1381
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:53,520
Out of 56 OK having burned lots
of temp health.

1382
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:54,880
OK.
And does he say I've?

1383
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:59,640
Burned all my temp health.
With the 55 damage I'm down to

1384
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:07,800
28.
OK, but I don't get asked.

1385
01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:09,920
That's rude.
I can't stay here.

1386
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:12,160
What do you want?
46 so.

1387
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,720
I was right.
OK, OK.

1388
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:19,720
Bill, you could ask me Rude.
I'm a human being.

1389
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:25,240
OK, so I'll see.
So we'll we'll resolve yours

1390
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:26,840
first.
You're going to cure mass cure

1391
01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:32,120
wounds.
Yeah, it'd be Mass Cure Wounds,

1392
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:43,560
so this will be 5D-8 plus, so.
So that'll be 24 points of

1393
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:45,880
healing for everybody in the
party.

1394
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:48,360
Oh, thank Jesus.
Wow.

1395
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:55,160
I'm sorry, how much?
24 points of doing for everybody

1396
01:40:55,160 --> 01:40:59,360
in the party.
That puts me at 60.

1397
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:08,720
You are some good stuff.
I don't have many of those.

1398
01:41:09,160 --> 01:41:11,920
OK.
Is anything else happening

1399
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:14,520
immediately or can?
I As everybody takes the damage

1400
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:19,640
and the mass cure wounds
happens, the lever flips right

1401
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,920
back up.
Oh my God.

1402
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:27,120
We should try it again I.
Mean what else have we got?

1403
01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:31,200
Wait, did you pull the lever up
or push it down?

1404
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:34,400
I pulled it.
Out.

1405
01:41:35,120 --> 01:41:39,680
I pulled down.
Is it sticking straight up or is

1406
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,280
it up currently?
I just RIP it to the side and

1407
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:43,880
break it off.
Next.

1408
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:48,640
To the lever again.
Say again, El Sisa.

1409
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:51,560
What does it say next to the
lover again?

1410
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:59,160
Remember your virtues.
Interference spoils the fun.

1411
01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:04,160
So question.
There was a door, right?

1412
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:06,440
Yeah, the door that's above the
door that.

1413
01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:08,880
Can I try opening the door?
Sure.

1414
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:17,120
I'm going to hide in my bag of
holding and then emerges

1415
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,160
crawling claw form which is
immune to poison damage.

1416
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:24,800
It also has blind site.
Is that what it's called for?

1417
01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,600
30 feet.
Wait, is this a stone door?

1418
01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:34,760
Yes, it's a stone door.
OK so is that just messing with

1419
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:38,880
the door?
Can I just use stone shape and

1420
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,840
make a door that we just walk
through the other side?

1421
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:46,240
You can certainly try let.
Me hold my.

1422
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:49,240
Breath.
Do I even get to try and open it

1423
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,520
first?
Yeah, I'll let you try.

1424
01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:54,000
Yeah, we'll resolve.
We'll resolve some bars first.

1425
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,920
So give me a straight strength,
Jack.

1426
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:58,840
You're basically going to try to
lift the door up.

1427
01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:05,480
OK.
Hey, yeah.

1428
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:08,920
I'm guidancing you.
Thank you.

1429
01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:11,600
You've been guided.
I've been guided.

1430
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:16,640
Pull it that way.
Pull, don't push 5.

1431
01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:26,120
That's 20 2.
Not before you say if it fails

1432
01:43:26,120 --> 01:43:29,720
or succeeds.
Are you happy with that?

1433
01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:41,400
I've it's AI rolled a 13 and a
four, so yeah, I guess.

1434
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:43,600
Yeah, keep it.
Yeah.

1435
01:43:47,880 --> 01:43:51,600
OK, so you will just kind of try
to get your fingers underneath

1436
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:59,200
the stone door and you start
lifting and it moves just

1437
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:04,200
slightly enough to where some of
the gas starts to escape

1438
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:08,280
underneath the door, but it
doesn't budget from there.

1439
01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:13,680
Relived Fortune.
Can I this is?

1440
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:17,240
Self only, never mind.
Can I help her?

1441
01:44:20,240 --> 01:44:23,760
Well, before we do that, can hey
hand Zebulon?

1442
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:26,320
Can I get through?
Can you see anything?

1443
01:44:26,320 --> 01:44:28,280
Yeah, like.
Is there anything on the other

1444
01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:30,520
side of the wall that I would
perceive with blind sight?

1445
01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:33,720
Is there a lever no.
To deal with this problem?

1446
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:37,800
No.
And you can't see you on the

1447
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:42,200
other side either.
So this is clearly a door and

1448
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:47,120
not locked, right?
It is not locked per SE, but

1449
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:51,520
there's nothing like there's no
like doorknob, there's no, you

1450
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:53,920
know, basically the doors is
going to go up like all the

1451
01:44:53,920 --> 01:44:56,040
other doors.
Got it.

1452
01:44:57,080 --> 01:45:00,560
Well I can try lifting again or
if you guys want to help.

1453
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:05,360
OK.
I will activate large form and I

1454
01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:09,120
will help.
And I'm, I'm still under

1455
01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:11,040
guidance, aren't I like doesn't
that?

1456
01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:12,760
Well, I'll give it to you again,
yeah.

1457
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:13,640
OK.
Yeah.

1458
01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:15,840
So both of you, go ahead and
give me a strength check.

1459
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:21,240
OK.
Oh, I I.

1460
01:45:21,240 --> 01:45:23,840
Get advantage, so I'm going to
roll that again.

1461
01:45:25,720 --> 01:45:29,800
Going to use I have a thing.
Well, that's first.

1462
01:45:30,360 --> 01:45:34,880
There we go.
So I got a 17.

1463
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:41,120
Well, I'm tired from having
lifted that much before, so I

1464
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:44,720
have an eye.
OK, so again, both of you

1465
01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:48,480
attempt to lift the door and it
doesn't move really past what

1466
01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:55,480
you had even attempted before.
Well how thick is this door?

1467
01:45:57,880 --> 01:45:59,680
Like can I tell from after
lifting it?

1468
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:05,120
It's it's pretty thick.
Ambulance hand attempts to pull

1469
01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:09,600
a battering ram out of the bag
of holding somebody.

1470
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:12,600
He beckons to the tallest people
in the group.

1471
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:16,640
We got 2 Goliaths right?
Yeah, I'm, I'm in my large form

1472
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:19,480
right now too, so.
Congrats.

1473
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,520
One Goliath, you're in your
large form.

1474
01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:27,800
Who's the strongest one?
I have a 20 in strength.

1475
01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:30,800
Yeah, that'd be you.
Spencer.

1476
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:35,960
But someone can assist?
Would you classify this as a

1477
01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:40,920
door God?
I always get nervous when you

1478
01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:42,440
I'm.
Calling it a door I.

1479
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:44,400
Always get nervous when you ask
me a question.

1480
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:47,320
I mean, yeah, I've called the
door numerous times.

1481
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:53,640
Would you classify it as being
having access prevented due to

1482
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:58,400
mundane or magical means?
Define mundane.

1483
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:03,640
Target that is held shut by
mundane A mundane lock or that

1484
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:07,880
is stuck or barred due to non
magical.

1485
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:13,880
I would say yes.
I will cast knock.

1486
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:19,040
What does that do?
Choose an object that you can

1487
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:21,400
see within range.
The object can be a door, a box,

1488
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:24,120
a chest, a set of manacles, A
padlock, any other object that

1489
01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:26,840
contains mundane or magical
means that prevent access.

1490
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:31,640
When you cast a spell, a loud
knock audible from as far as 300

1491
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:34,960
feet emanates from from the the
target object and it opens.

1492
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:43,240
Open Sesame.
OK.

1493
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:47,120
Oh no, you just needed a knock
on doors as you.

1494
01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:50,840
No, it's to me.
As you go to catch the spell and

1495
01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:56,880
you're kind of mid, you know,
mid casting, the door opens.

1496
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:07,560
I'll cancel my cast.
I retreated into my bag to come

1497
01:48:07,560 --> 01:48:09,680
back out as a human and proceed
through the door.

1498
01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:11,680
How does that work in World of
Warcraft?

1499
01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:14,320
As long as you just take a step
forward, you stop casting

1500
01:48:16,320 --> 01:48:17,360
that's.
What I do, Yeah, yeah.

1501
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:23,560
Yeah, briefly strafe left and
right.

1502
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:27,040
No.
So how?

1503
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:30,160
How big is this door?
Not the worst door I've

1504
01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:35,800
encountered.
So I mean, the door is open at

1505
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:38,440
this point, but it was, it was
pretty thick door, pretty thick

1506
01:48:38,440 --> 01:48:47,000
stone door.
What was keeping it closed?

1507
01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:49,240
Just being heavy.
So no.

1508
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:52,440
So out of game it was a real
time timer.

1509
01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:56,320
Remember your virtues.
Patience is a virtue.

1510
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,000
Oh God, I.
Heard the clicks when you were

1511
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:04,080
talking but didn't want to ask
about it because I figured it

1512
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:10,720
was bad.
Well, knocking on a door is a

1513
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:13,000
virtue that I didn't know what
to try either.

1514
01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:18,600
So I think we all learned a
valuable lesson today.

1515
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:20,960
Yep.
Knocking is a virtue.

1516
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:25,280
Patience can be a virtue, and I
didn't cast fireball.

1517
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:32,240
Lies, lies.
I swear as the Barker.

1518
01:49:34,040 --> 01:49:40,720
No, most definitely not.
OK, OK, so I got dark vision,

1519
01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:42,120
300 feet.
What do I see?

1520
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:47,880
Well, actually, I mean, it is.
Once you get through the door,

1521
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:53,200
it's almost as if the light
turns on and the the room is

1522
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:57,760
bright and what you see is a
long chamber that opens into a

1523
01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:02,480
sunken marsh boxed by waist high
rails.

1524
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:06,400
Black glass lanterns paint the
room in swamp light.

1525
01:50:06,760 --> 01:50:11,480
A chain of thick, wet logs float
across a basin of viscous,

1526
01:50:11,480 --> 01:50:15,960
shimmering acid goop.
Small islands of warped boards

1527
01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:20,720
rise and they're like Lily pads.
The air smells of vinegar and

1528
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:25,120
old bones and I need everybody
to give me a perception check.

1529
01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:28,280
This might explain the smell in
the other room.

1530
01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:31,800
Clover's rolling mine and she
literally rolled in that 20 I.

1531
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:36,280
Confirm.
Yeah.

1532
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:37,080
What?
What?

1533
01:50:38,240 --> 01:50:39,600
So good job.
What?

1534
01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:44,480
What Clover sees on the wall is
a placard that says keep your

1535
01:50:44,480 --> 01:50:46,920
balance.
The water is encouraging.

1536
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:50,800
Keep your.
Balance.

1537
01:50:52,160 --> 01:50:55,360
Does it help if she just rolled
another net 20 She's.

1538
01:50:57,560 --> 01:50:59,720
The burn of all the 20s out of
that die.

1539
01:51:00,520 --> 01:51:02,840
I know she rolled.
She rolled a 19 also.

1540
01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:07,960
Keep her for special occasions.
You're going to need her in just

1541
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:13,440
about a minute, so, so somewhere
from somewhere with beneath the

1542
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:19,800
surface, you see a slow bubble,
then another, and then another.

1543
01:51:20,840 --> 01:51:26,280
Then the nearest log nudges the
rail with a hollow thunk and

1544
01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:31,000
drifts back as if something
large just grazed it.

1545
01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:35,880
From below and across the basin,
a slack bridge leads to a far

1546
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:39,920
door, half sunken and slick with
the same oily Sheen.

1547
01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:46,600
Between you and it, the logs
rock, gently inviting or

1548
01:51:47,080 --> 01:51:50,000
baiting.
The surface tenses.

1549
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:54,720
Nope, the surface tenses.
A vast, scarred head breaks from

1550
01:51:54,720 --> 01:51:57,840
the goop with the patience of a
sinking moon.

1551
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:03,520
Jaws a cradle of knives, eyes of
dead emerald, acid from rigid

1552
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:07,440
plates as the beast slides under
again without a ripple.

1553
01:52:07,960 --> 01:52:10,600
The platform you're currently
standing on shivers.

1554
01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:15,920
Something huge just brushed on
the underside and it's now gone

1555
01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:18,080
and I need everybody to roll
initiative.

1556
01:52:22,440 --> 01:52:25,200
How far away is that other door
did you say?

1557
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:30,000
The across the room is not
necessarily door of more than

1558
01:52:30,000 --> 01:52:34,320
like an opening like.
A Oh, is it less than 400 feet?

1559
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:39,160
Yes.
OK.

1560
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:44,240
Do you want to do something
before we roll initiative or?

1561
01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:46,880
Well, I don't know.
We were just talking about Matt,

1562
01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:49,360
you know, mass teleportation,
teleportation circle.

1563
01:52:50,320 --> 01:52:52,480
Actually I have an option,
potentially I could work.

1564
01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:57,720
My teleportation circle requires
a minute of me concentrating and

1565
01:52:57,720 --> 01:53:00,800
it only goes to specific
teleportation circles that I

1566
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:05,200
know the runes for, just so you
know.

1567
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:06,960
Jesse, have you ever played
Balder's Gate 3?

1568
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:10,080
Think of it like the fast
travel.

1569
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:14,000
Yeah, except it also costs 50
gold every time.

1570
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:22,640
Oh yeah, right now.
On my my necklace of per beads,

1571
01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:28,760
one of the items I have on those
beads is a bead for what is it?

1572
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:35,960
Sorry just a SEC.
Wind Walk casting time takes one

1573
01:53:35,960 --> 01:53:39,400
minute and you and up to 10
willing creatures you see within

1574
01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:44,040
range of assume a gaseous form
for the duration appearing as

1575
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:47,040
wisps of cloud Wellness form.
A creature has a flying speed of

1576
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:51,360
300 feet and a resistant to
damage from non magical weapons.

1577
01:53:52,320 --> 01:53:55,680
The only actions a creature can
take in this form are the dash

1578
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:57,640
action or revert to its normal
form.

1579
01:53:57,640 --> 01:54:01,920
Reverting takes a minute.
Cash's form moves 300 feet a

1580
01:54:01,920 --> 01:54:04,760
second and can or if a turn and
can dash.

1581
01:54:04,840 --> 01:54:08,160
I did not know that that's so
fast.

1582
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:12,800
I'll allow it that.
Yeah, I'll allow it.

1583
01:54:14,880 --> 01:54:21,760
But do you want to spend?
Well I mean it's I you can reuse

1584
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:24,640
the prayer beads.
You can only use a bead once per

1585
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:28,960
long rest.
So you have multiple beads that

1586
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:31,680
you can use once per long rest,
and once you long rest, you get

1587
01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:35,000
the the bead effectively
reactivates, Yeah.

1588
01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:36,920
Understood.
It gets its charge back OK.

1589
01:54:37,040 --> 01:54:39,240
OK, that makes sense.
OK, Yeah.

1590
01:54:39,280 --> 01:54:41,240
I mean, unless I'm hearing any
sort of.

1591
01:54:42,720 --> 01:54:45,680
I mean, I just want to make sure
there is some place solid away

1592
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:48,520
from this creature that we can
land on on the other side.

1593
01:54:48,520 --> 01:54:53,360
When we do this, yeah, the room
is only about 100 feet across

1594
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:57,280
and.
Then it's a platform with, like

1595
01:54:57,280 --> 01:55:01,440
you said, an opening, like an
archway and another hall kind of

1596
01:55:01,440 --> 01:55:02,600
thing.
Yeah.

1597
01:55:02,600 --> 01:55:06,560
So I mean, not to, I guess I
have a very strong feeling we're

1598
01:55:06,560 --> 01:55:10,640
about to skip this entire
encounter, but basically what

1599
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:20,640
you see is this.
So room for the 4 is where you

1600
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:27,160
were before and you've come out
onto the 5th platform.

1601
01:55:27,160 --> 01:55:31,120
The the platform right
underneath #5 and the the the

1602
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:34,120
door is is not marked but is in
in the bottom right corner.

1603
01:55:38,680 --> 01:55:45,600
Well, I say that's pretty good.
I mean, if you guys want to try

1604
01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:46,840
this, I can do this.
I don't.

1605
01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:49,400
I can't guarantee we're not
going to get attacked because we

1606
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:51,800
were in this form and we can't
defend ourselves.

1607
01:55:51,800 --> 01:55:58,080
But well, it has to be a magical
attack, doesn't it it?

1608
01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:02,240
Has to be a non magical attack
with a weapon.

1609
01:56:03,360 --> 01:56:06,560
For it to hit us.
It says sorry.

1610
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:09,360
Well in this cloud form a
creature has a flying speed of

1611
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:13,960
300 feet and has resistance to
damage from non magical weapons.

1612
01:56:14,280 --> 01:56:16,160
So I have resistance but not
immunity.

1613
01:56:16,160 --> 01:56:20,280
However, I will state that the
creature that you would battle

1614
01:56:20,480 --> 01:56:22,440
does not have any magical
tracks.

1615
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:27,360
Does this apply to everybody or
just one person?

1616
01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:31,360
Up to 10 people or willing
creatures.

1617
01:56:31,920 --> 01:56:33,800
And what's the duration?
Party, even the dog.

1618
01:56:34,120 --> 01:56:35,680
Duration is one minute I think,
right?

1619
01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:40,320
Casting time is one minute,
duration is up to 8 hours.

1620
01:56:41,360 --> 01:56:45,040
Oh my God.
As long as you concentrate, let.

1621
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:50,720
Me just double check.
What's the name of the spell

1622
01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:53,760
that you're casting affected?
Wind Walk.

1623
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:59,160
Creature flying for you. 300
resistance to damage from non

1624
01:56:59,160 --> 01:57:02,000
magical weapons.
The action the creature could

1625
01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:05,920
take in this form is the dash
action or revert to its normal

1626
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:11,760
form.
Reverting takes one minute.

1627
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:18,400
It's not a, it's not a, a
concentration spell.

1628
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:22,400
It's just a transmutation, Yeah.
Jesus.

1629
01:57:22,560 --> 01:57:30,000
Yeah, I'll allow it.
But that also means that dash

1630
01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:32,040
reverting the forms reverting
takes, oh, reverting, so

1631
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:34,040
everyone has to choose to
revert.

1632
01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:37,200
Yes, during.
So in the meantime, you can

1633
01:57:37,200 --> 01:57:41,000
still be your little cloud
moving around, but you can only

1634
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:43,960
move around as a cloud or revert
back and reverting takes a

1635
01:57:43,960 --> 01:57:46,920
minute and you're stuck wherever
you're at for a minute.

1636
01:57:47,240 --> 01:57:50,840
Now you become correct.
Now you can go back and forth

1637
01:57:50,840 --> 01:57:54,680
between cloud form in normal
form, it says.

1638
01:57:54,680 --> 01:57:57,200
It says until the spell ends,
which has the duration of eight

1639
01:57:57,200 --> 01:58:01,280
hours, no concentration, a
creature can revert to cloud

1640
01:58:01,280 --> 01:58:03,720
form, which also requires the
one minute transformation.

1641
01:58:05,360 --> 01:58:11,000
Jesus, just go through the whole
house as a cloud.

1642
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:14,160
I can go through the ducks in
the vents, the.

1643
01:58:14,160 --> 01:58:16,160
Whole different definition of
misstep.

1644
01:58:18,000 --> 01:58:24,280
I'm not hearing any.
Hold on one full time did did.

1645
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:28,560
Did did they say that we.
Have any of the house feel free?

1646
01:58:29,760 --> 01:58:32,160
Like it said, we had to complete
the house though, right?

1647
01:58:32,160 --> 01:58:33,920
Like.
Yeah, but they didn't say you

1648
01:58:33,920 --> 01:58:35,880
have to complete it by killing
things.

1649
01:58:36,080 --> 01:58:37,360
You have to get out of the
house.

1650
01:58:38,080 --> 01:58:43,240
True.
Give me just a second when.

1651
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:47,120
This guy was supposed to begin
with anyways because this is a

1652
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:52,040
sketchy like not from the
syndicate invitation that came

1653
01:58:52,040 --> 01:58:55,640
through our Ledger.
Right.

1654
01:58:55,680 --> 01:59:00,440
Yeah.
So I don't know that I care to

1655
01:59:00,960 --> 01:59:07,440
follow his rules to the to the
like minute detail.

1656
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:12,800
You know what I mean?
Like I just, I don't actually I

1657
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:18,680
want to get out alive #1 and 2
figure out what the F happened.

1658
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:23,240
Like how how is how are we here?
Why are we here?

1659
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:29,840
Works for me.
OK.

1660
01:59:30,080 --> 01:59:31,840
I'm good with that.
OK.

1661
01:59:32,640 --> 01:59:35,720
So you all just kind of stand
together.

1662
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:39,440
It'll take about a minute to
transform you all be able to.

1663
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:42,760
Tell the party so they're not
all just like, what the fuck is

1664
01:59:42,760 --> 01:59:44,520
happening to me kind of a thing,
yeah.

1665
01:59:44,640 --> 01:59:47,200
Thank you.
We deliberated for sure.

1666
01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:52,280
So, all right, so effectively at
this point, you trade bone and

1667
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:56,440
breath for mist in a blank of an
eye, your ribbons of pale vapor

1668
01:59:56,440 --> 02:00:00,200
skirting of cloud curling around
the rails as the basin below

1669
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:03,080
sees the logs drift, the acid
dimples.

1670
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:06,160
Something huge glides underneath
you like a shadow the water is

1671
02:00:06,160 --> 02:00:08,800
trying to forget.
A scarred head erupts.

1672
02:00:08,840 --> 02:00:12,000
Jaws, like a trapdoor snap shut
through you.

1673
02:00:13,000 --> 02:00:19,120
Teeth clap air, teeth clap air.
Your vapor swirls, unharmed, and

1674
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:21,960
you sail on.
The beast sinks again, tail

1675
02:00:22,320 --> 02:00:23,600
writhing awake.
That.

1676
02:00:24,600 --> 02:00:28,280
That skewers the surface into
black green lace, and you skim

1677
02:00:28,280 --> 02:00:32,360
through the room in silence.
And when your feet plant on the

1678
02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:35,400
damp boards after your minutes
and the thread of vapor snaps

1679
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:40,120
back into muscle, a placard over
the door changes and kind of

1680
02:00:40,120 --> 02:00:43,640
warms with a smile.
And it says cleverness counts,

1681
02:00:44,160 --> 02:00:48,640
and you hear a clean click and a
breath of cool air rolls over

1682
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:53,600
you from the hall beyond.
Well that looked terrible.

1683
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:59,080
Much appreciated.
Thank God we didn't get that

1684
02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:00,760
fit.
Well, I want to pet it.

1685
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:06,680
What?
I want to go pet it.

1686
02:01:07,160 --> 02:01:09,320
His name isn't Nemo.
Man, we need to get the hell out

1687
02:01:09,320 --> 02:01:12,560
of here.
I will not bring you back if you

1688
02:01:12,560 --> 02:01:15,800
go petting that thing.
That's fair.

1689
02:01:19,240 --> 02:01:21,800
I mean, if there's a piece of
Yuri baining I could bring you

1690
02:01:21,800 --> 02:01:24,400
back, but.
Do not move.

1691
02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:26,880
Follow too whole.
You could return to a cloud and

1692
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:31,080
escape.
I gave to the scroll to.

1693
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,520
I believe he gave the scroll to
Asisa.

1694
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:39,800
Yes, but I could I could also
bring him back with just a thumb

1695
02:01:41,480 --> 02:01:45,840
or any piece of him.
Just making sure that that's not

1696
02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:48,160
what you're offering, because
that's not the application I

1697
02:01:48,160 --> 02:01:54,080
wanted it to be used for.
No I I have reincarnate or

1698
02:01:54,480 --> 02:01:58,640
revive as well.
So yeah, he might not be the

1699
02:01:58,640 --> 02:02:03,520
same species, but he come back.
I can animate that, we're good.

1700
02:02:03,520 --> 02:02:05,880
Oh.
My God.

1701
02:02:06,280 --> 02:02:12,640
OK, so as you step into the
corridor and you step into a

1702
02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:17,440
hush that feels like velvet, the
corridor opens into a circular

1703
02:02:17,440 --> 02:02:20,000
Chamber of black glass and pale
timber.

1704
02:02:20,480 --> 02:02:26,840
Three small platforms glow on
the stage. 1 says truth, one

1705
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:29,480
says patience, and one says
nerve.

1706
02:02:29,480 --> 02:02:33,560
And above them hangs a great
glass scale the size of about a

1707
02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:38,520
carriage door, and a prize dais
awaits at the back with three

1708
02:02:38,520 --> 02:02:42,360
silk dripped with three silk
draped cases.

1709
02:02:43,080 --> 02:02:46,720
Mirrored silhouettes sit in the
galleries, hands poised for

1710
02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:49,880
applause.
Now I'm going to step out of

1711
02:02:49,880 --> 02:02:52,320
game for one minute and explain
what's about to happen.

1712
02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:58,480
Misty step onto the nerve one.
Holy shit.

1713
02:03:03,840 --> 02:03:09,800
Before Jesse moves, I need to
stay plainly for you players,

1714
02:03:10,240 --> 02:03:15,600
this room is deadly.
Failure will kill your

1715
02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:20,880
character.
So this is an opt in opt out

1716
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:24,640
challenge.
If you wish to not participate,

1717
02:03:25,200 --> 02:03:30,840
I need you to tell me right now.
Ah, so far is in it for the

1718
02:03:30,840 --> 02:03:32,120
Kell.
So far is.

1719
02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:38,920
In goes down.
What does not participate mean?

1720
02:03:40,360 --> 02:03:42,440
Like in Survivor, right, You get
to sit on the bench.

1721
02:03:42,440 --> 02:03:44,080
We don't have an even number of
teams.

1722
02:03:44,600 --> 02:03:47,600
Yeah, there's, this is an
individual, this is an

1723
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:52,200
individual challenge.
There's no necessarily teamwork.

1724
02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:58,040
OK.
So, so just to be clear, because

1725
02:03:58,080 --> 02:04:01,800
I want to clarify, whoever would
pick a platform, they're only

1726
02:04:01,800 --> 02:04:06,280
for that platforms challenge.
So it's not going to be 1.

1727
02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:09,200
One of the other people on the
platform will then potentially

1728
02:04:09,200 --> 02:04:14,160
kill.
So here's here's here's where

1729
02:04:14,160 --> 02:04:22,720
it's going to get a little bit
dicey is you will not necess,

1730
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:27,760
you will not know the stakes of
the game until you're playing

1731
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:31,880
the game.
Can it be only one person per

1732
02:04:31,880 --> 02:04:33,840
platform, so only three of us
can participate?

1733
02:04:35,480 --> 02:04:41,320
No, I mean there can be as many
as many players that want to

1734
02:04:41,320 --> 02:04:46,400
play.
I mean, is there a reason to

1735
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:52,000
play at all?
I will state that the the

1736
02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:57,440
prizes, this is a little bit
metagamy, but the prizes for

1737
02:04:57,440 --> 02:05:03,360
completing and successfully
completing the challenge, they

1738
02:05:03,360 --> 02:05:08,200
are all legendary.
Items and we don't know what the

1739
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:11,640
challenge is for each platform.
That is correct.

1740
02:05:11,640 --> 02:05:13,880
You would basically be going and
blinded on faith.

1741
02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:17,160
What were the three patients?
Nerve.

1742
02:05:17,360 --> 02:05:25,280
Truth patients and Nerve.
I'm just going to go ahead and

1743
02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:29,120
say right now I am not going to
participate because I'm the only

1744
02:05:29,600 --> 02:05:33,920
person with that scroll of
revival.

1745
02:05:33,920 --> 02:05:36,840
And then I also have Revivify as
well, so I could bring back a

1746
02:05:36,840 --> 02:05:39,360
couple people.
Yeah, I have revivified.

1747
02:05:40,000 --> 02:05:42,720
Yeah.
I think that me and you should

1748
02:05:42,720 --> 02:05:45,320
probably be like the smartest
thing.

1749
02:05:47,720 --> 02:05:52,840
You mentioned death is a threat.
Is Revivify A valid answer to

1750
02:05:52,840 --> 02:05:54,800
that threat?
It's a.

1751
02:05:55,040 --> 02:05:57,320
It's a valid.
Find a valid answer.

1752
02:05:58,640 --> 02:06:02,600
I mean, if we die here, are we
gone or can our friends recover

1753
02:06:02,600 --> 02:06:05,320
us?
This is not an an erasure, no.

1754
02:06:06,080 --> 02:06:08,440
OK.
This is a this is a death.

1755
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:11,480
If you fail, well, sorry, let me
rephrase.

1756
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:15,000
You may die.
Sure.

1757
02:06:16,200 --> 02:06:18,120
OK.
But sounds like Zebulon's had

1758
02:06:18,120 --> 02:06:19,080
the game.
I think I'm.

1759
02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:21,440
AI would think a nerve would be
Savara.

1760
02:06:24,320 --> 02:06:31,040
I God, I really want to do
something but I don't know if

1761
02:06:31,040 --> 02:06:35,920
it's smart.
Yeah, I I'd rather, I'd like to

1762
02:06:35,920 --> 02:06:41,280
do truth, but I don't want to to
necessarily have multiple people

1763
02:06:41,280 --> 02:06:43,320
die and then not be able to
bring them back because I'm

1764
02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:48,280
dead.
Yeah, that's kind of where I'm

1765
02:06:48,280 --> 02:06:50,480
at right now too.
One more time.

1766
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:53,040
Nerve truth.
Patience, right?

1767
02:06:53,800 --> 02:06:54,360
Correct.
Yep.

1768
02:06:54,800 --> 02:07:00,040
Correct.
Well, I shouldn't do patience.

1769
02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:03,120
Yes, Savara, Shouldn't I?
Have any?

1770
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:06,480
Patience, you probably should
not do truth either, you know.

1771
02:07:06,480 --> 02:07:09,000
It's just just saying.
Based.

1772
02:07:09,360 --> 02:07:13,160
On the truth.
I've never knowingly told a lie.

1773
02:07:13,880 --> 02:07:15,640
Exactly.
Right now.

1774
02:07:16,120 --> 02:07:19,520
Exactly knowingly.
I'm going for nerve.

1775
02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:30,800
Can I just?
OK, so as far as I'm hearing,

1776
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:34,360
everybody except Osisa is
playing the game.

1777
02:07:35,120 --> 02:07:37,560
It's going to sit out, I mean.
I guess if it doesn't work for

1778
02:07:37,560 --> 02:07:38,920
one of us, whoever gets it
right?

1779
02:07:38,920 --> 02:07:42,760
Like if we get three things and
I can't use the thing I get

1780
02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:45,680
doesn't mean.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1781
02:07:45,680 --> 02:07:48,120
I'll because I could bring back
three.

1782
02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:50,320
That's why I.
Think we should do only one one

1783
02:07:50,320 --> 02:07:53,240
person per thing?
Yeah, I could bring back three

1784
02:07:53,240 --> 02:07:57,480
people.
So I mean.

1785
02:07:57,480 --> 02:08:01,440
I'm going for nerve.
And I'll just call it out if all

1786
02:08:01,440 --> 02:08:04,560
three die and we only have the
ability to bring back not

1787
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:06,520
enough.
Right.

1788
02:08:06,720 --> 02:08:11,480
Bringing me back would allow us
to bring back more people.

1789
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:15,320
Yeah, yeah, I could.
I could bring back three people.

1790
02:08:16,040 --> 02:08:18,400
That's that's.
Like I can't cast fireball.

1791
02:08:19,840 --> 02:08:22,920
OK so I I just want to get a
final call.

1792
02:08:23,440 --> 02:08:26,520
Everyone except Osisa is playing
the game.

1793
02:08:27,920 --> 02:08:30,320
I am not playing.
Ogemon is out.

1794
02:08:31,000 --> 02:08:36,200
Osisa is out.
I think I.

1795
02:08:37,800 --> 02:08:42,280
I was going to say I, I said
truth, but I don't, I don't, I

1796
02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:44,600
can't bring anybody back.
Like I don't have that power

1797
02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:49,960
regardless.
But if you think, if we think

1798
02:08:49,960 --> 02:08:52,480
that it would be better for only
three people to play.

1799
02:08:54,840 --> 02:08:58,040
But it might be advantage if two
people are playing 11 podium,

1800
02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:02,200
just saying.
He said it was individual games.

1801
02:09:03,280 --> 02:09:07,280
Yeah, I think Kasdea is going to
sit out.

1802
02:09:07,360 --> 02:09:13,920
Kasdea is out, so right now I
have final players as Savara,

1803
02:09:15,120 --> 02:09:21,640
Zebulon, Neros.
That's it.

1804
02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:23,960
That's correct.
Everybody's out.

1805
02:09:24,680 --> 02:09:33,760
All right, so.
Much as I'd love to try.

1806
02:09:35,000 --> 02:09:35,920
So.
You.

1807
02:09:35,920 --> 02:09:39,320
That's the idea.
We'll go and the Barker will

1808
02:09:39,320 --> 02:09:43,640
appear and he says we have our
players, please take the stage.

1809
02:09:46,680 --> 02:09:47,840
I walk up on the nerve.
OK.

1810
02:09:49,040 --> 02:09:53,840
See the patients.
So the as you get closer you

1811
02:09:53,840 --> 02:09:57,960
notice that the the pedestals
are behind the glass wall.

1812
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:04,160
Wow.
So what will Christ do?

1813
02:10:04,160 --> 02:10:05,600
All three of you will take the
stage, correct?

1814
02:10:06,720 --> 02:10:07,600
Yep.
OK.

1815
02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:15,360
Yeah, I need each of you to
wager an auntie.

1816
02:10:17,760 --> 02:10:22,600
Do you have the choice?
OK, Option A is life.

1817
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:28,840
You will begin with three
heartbeats.

1818
02:10:30,760 --> 02:10:33,960
Any time you fail a test, you
lose a heartbeat.

1819
02:10:34,840 --> 02:10:41,840
At zero you drop TO0HP and will
have accumulated 2 death saving

1820
02:10:41,840 --> 02:10:44,840
throws.
And while you are in this room,

1821
02:10:45,320 --> 02:10:50,880
you have disadvantage on the
death save option B.

1822
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:56,960
How much damage that counts is
what?

1823
02:10:56,960 --> 02:10:58,640
What do you mean?
I've got a weird passive,

1824
02:10:58,880 --> 02:11:02,360
Strength of the Grave.
When damage reduces me to 0 HP

1825
02:11:02,360 --> 02:11:05,200
that isn't radiant or a critical
hit, I can make a Charisma

1826
02:11:05,200 --> 02:11:09,800
saving throw DC5 plus damage
taken to drop to 1 HP instead.

1827
02:11:10,160 --> 02:11:12,680
It's not damage.
This is not damage, correct?

1828
02:11:12,680 --> 02:11:15,480
You will physically drive to 0.
Yeah, there's not damage.

1829
02:11:15,480 --> 02:11:17,280
OK.
Power would kill.

1830
02:11:17,680 --> 02:11:21,720
Pretty much yeah.
Option B is Mind.

1831
02:11:23,280 --> 02:11:34,080
Anytime you fail a test you will
permanently lose a proficiency

1832
02:11:34,520 --> 02:11:38,080
or a known spell up to fifth
level.

1833
02:11:38,400 --> 02:11:44,760
That is going to be my choice.
Only a wish or true resurrection

1834
02:11:44,880 --> 02:11:53,680
can restore it.
Option C is word you will speak

1835
02:11:53,680 --> 02:11:59,680
a binding vow and for 13 days
you must abide by that vow.

1836
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:05,800
If you break it within those 13
days, the prize that you select

1837
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:10,680
at the end will become cursed
for seven days and will be

1838
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:18,000
unusable.
Or option D, you will place one

1839
02:12:18,000 --> 02:12:21,200
attuned magic item on the glass
scale.

1840
02:12:22,000 --> 02:12:25,800
On a failure, the house keeps
the item.

1841
02:12:30,200 --> 02:12:32,920
OK.
And you can fill the three

1842
02:12:32,920 --> 02:12:35,640
times.
So the only the only time that

1843
02:12:35,640 --> 02:12:40,880
the the three time comes into
play is with the life option.

1844
02:12:42,480 --> 02:12:46,480
Can I donate a magical item?
It has to be a tune.

1845
02:12:46,560 --> 02:12:49,960
It has to be a tune.
I have an attuned magical item.

1846
02:12:50,080 --> 02:12:52,280
Right, but you.
Know it has to be attuned to us.

1847
02:12:53,280 --> 02:12:58,840
Wager our ledgers.
I thought about it because

1848
02:12:58,840 --> 02:13:02,920
Savara won't give up her weapon
even though she doesn't probably

1849
02:13:02,920 --> 02:13:06,240
ever going to use that.
I've got lots of books.

1850
02:13:06,240 --> 02:13:10,520
I don't need another book.
What was that?

1851
02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:14,240
OK, so it was life, mind.
And what were the last two word?

1852
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:17,040
Word.
And item.

1853
02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:21,640
Do we pick the words or are they
chosen for us?

1854
02:13:21,640 --> 02:13:28,880
You may speak any vow now the
the House will determine if that

1855
02:13:28,880 --> 02:13:33,040
vow is worthy of success or
failure.

1856
02:13:34,360 --> 02:13:35,480
What's?
Penalty for breaking.

1857
02:13:36,120 --> 02:13:41,200
Penalty.
Penalty for breaking is the

1858
02:13:41,200 --> 02:13:43,400
breaking the vow.
Yeah.

1859
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:47,320
Your legendary, your the.
The prize that you would win

1860
02:13:47,880 --> 02:13:53,240
becomes cursed.
Kind of want to do that anyway.

1861
02:13:55,760 --> 02:13:59,240
That's definitely the angle I'm
leaning towards is pledging A

1862
02:13:59,240 --> 02:14:01,440
vow.
I feel like you're using

1863
02:14:01,440 --> 02:14:04,840
inspiration for like the level
of severity this vow needs to be

1864
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:09,440
though.
Yeah, again, the House will

1865
02:14:09,440 --> 02:14:14,000
determine if your vow is worthy
of success or failure.

1866
02:14:16,360 --> 02:14:21,760
I like the idea of not knowing
how dramatic of how it needs to

1867
02:14:21,760 --> 02:14:25,760
be so in the in the event of not
being not worthy you have to try

1868
02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:27,080
again kind of thing.
Yep.

1869
02:14:28,520 --> 02:14:31,520
But no penalty for not for
trying one that wasn't early.

1870
02:14:31,520 --> 02:14:34,480
Like I could say I'm going to
pee at least once a day for the

1871
02:14:34,480 --> 02:14:40,240
next 14 days.
You would have to abide by that

1872
02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:43,200
vow as well.
So you need to be careful.

1873
02:14:43,520 --> 02:14:45,680
Yeah, so.
So they stack on each other

1874
02:14:45,680 --> 02:14:48,240
they.
Stack if if the the house deems

1875
02:14:48,240 --> 02:14:51,480
it not worthy.
OK.

1876
02:14:54,160 --> 02:14:56,600
OK, so I'll give you guys just a
minute to think about what you

1877
02:14:56,600 --> 02:15:01,920
want to do.
So basically what will happen is

1878
02:15:01,920 --> 02:15:07,000
you will OfferUp your auntie to
the house and then of course

1879
02:15:07,000 --> 02:15:09,520
managamy the glass wall will go
up.

1880
02:15:10,280 --> 02:15:15,360
That's where you pick who
tackles which pretty much.

1881
02:15:19,040 --> 02:15:22,600
I'm ready.
OK, everybody ready.

1882
02:15:22,600 --> 02:15:26,560
Samara Zebulon.
I think so.

1883
02:15:27,960 --> 02:15:37,160
OK, we'll start with Neros.
Oh my, I'll wage your life.

1884
02:15:39,720 --> 02:15:47,280
OK, Savara.
I'll try the vow.

1885
02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:53,680
I vow not to retreat the battle.
Unless we'll get to that in just

1886
02:15:53,680 --> 02:15:54,920
a second.
Zebian OK.

1887
02:15:56,960 --> 02:16:05,440
I would also go with a vow.
OK, OK, so Savara, what is your

1888
02:16:05,440 --> 02:16:08,840
vow?
I vow not to retreat in battle

1889
02:16:08,840 --> 02:16:12,880
unless to save a comrade.
You wouldn't do that anyway.

1890
02:16:14,680 --> 02:16:21,320
Do you know that there's very
much some situations in which

1891
02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:37,600
she might retreat normally?
OK, next is Zebulon.

1892
02:16:39,480 --> 02:16:43,520
I vow to drink, not put water
for the duration of the vow.

1893
02:16:45,879 --> 02:16:49,120
No healing potions, no potions
of anything, no ale.

1894
02:16:49,360 --> 02:16:59,040
That part will be tough.
OK, and nearest you will.

1895
02:16:59,080 --> 02:17:00,040
I have a quick question.
Sure.

1896
02:17:01,320 --> 02:17:06,600
How close are the platforms?
They are about 10 feet apart

1897
02:17:06,600 --> 02:17:07,200
from each other.
I'm.

1898
02:17:15,590 --> 02:17:17,309
Going to look at the Barker, is
he still there?

1899
02:17:24,070 --> 02:17:30,590
He again, it's more of APA
announcement, OK.

1900
02:17:32,240 --> 02:17:34,240
I'm going to because I guess I
don't know what the answer would

1901
02:17:34,240 --> 02:17:36,400
be.
I'm going to say I'll also wager

1902
02:17:36,559 --> 02:17:40,600
word.
OK, And what is the vow?

1903
02:17:42,360 --> 02:17:44,400
I vow not to die in this
challenge.

1904
02:17:49,240 --> 02:18:01,639
OK so all of you speak your
binding vow and as you speak the

1905
02:18:01,639 --> 02:18:06,240
vows the house again kind of
considers each vow.

1906
02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:10,400
Savara I will not retreat in
battle unless it is to help an

1907
02:18:10,400 --> 02:18:16,400
ally.
The mirror brightens it's

1908
02:18:16,400 --> 02:18:20,520
binding tactics, temps, fate,
and it can maybe bite you later

1909
02:18:20,520 --> 02:18:25,400
and it accepts your vow.
Zebulon, I will drink nothing

1910
02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:27,200
but water for the duration of
the vow.

1911
02:18:27,200 --> 02:18:30,480
The gallery murmurs, amused.
Technically worthy.

1912
02:18:30,840 --> 02:18:34,400
It's specific, measurable, and
temptingly inconvenient.

1913
02:18:34,559 --> 02:18:39,559
In in game, in world.
The house will interpret drink

1914
02:18:39,559 --> 02:18:45,400
wildly, however, so it will say.
Like you said, no potions or

1915
02:18:45,400 --> 02:18:47,440
magical beverages of any sort
during your vow.

1916
02:18:48,959 --> 02:18:52,799
Neuros.
I will not die in this

1917
02:18:52,799 --> 02:18:57,879
challenge.
The scale kind of creaks and

1918
02:18:57,879 --> 02:19:02,040
then go still.
The house only accepts

1919
02:19:02,080 --> 02:19:07,120
behavioral vows, not outcome
immunities, so it must be a

1920
02:19:07,120 --> 02:19:10,760
choice that you can uphold or
break, not a ward against

1921
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:15,520
result.
So I will hold you to a second

1922
02:19:15,520 --> 02:19:21,200
vow.
But you're also going to have to

1923
02:19:21,200 --> 02:19:23,680
not die.
Right.

1924
02:19:24,080 --> 02:19:25,959
Well, which wouldn't matter
anyway if I died.

1925
02:19:30,639 --> 02:19:34,040
Don't talk like that.
Well, if they revive you then it

1926
02:19:34,040 --> 02:19:36,959
would have been.
I still would have fulfilled it

1927
02:19:36,959 --> 02:19:41,719
though then at that point
because the death still would

1928
02:19:41,719 --> 02:19:44,400
have happened, so I still would
have failed the first one

1929
02:19:44,959 --> 02:19:49,760
satisfying it.
So the new one or the additional

1930
02:19:49,760 --> 02:20:06,820
one will be.
How about

1931
02:20:17,880 --> 02:20:31,160
I will not retreat from damage
of area effects nor seek cover

1932
02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:36,880
during this challenge?
OK, And as you speak that

1933
02:20:36,880 --> 02:20:41,880
revised vow, the glass scale
hums, and like a judge's quill

1934
02:20:41,960 --> 02:20:46,640
over parchment, you hear the
barkers voice smart.

1935
02:20:46,840 --> 02:20:52,960
You hear the Barkers voice say
good meaning is expensive and

1936
02:20:52,960 --> 02:20:57,400
the lights flare and the glass
lifts over the three platforms.

1937
02:20:57,400 --> 02:21:02,400
Truth, patience and nerve.
Who will take truth?

1938
02:21:06,080 --> 02:21:16,840
I will.
OK, So what I need from you is I

1939
02:21:16,840 --> 02:21:24,960
need for you to confess
something that you've never said

1940
02:21:24,960 --> 02:21:32,880
aloud and it has to be not
devastating but meaningful you.

1941
02:21:39,670 --> 02:21:41,230
Don't have to give me a little
bit of time to think.

1942
02:21:50,960 --> 02:21:55,840
Can we hear all of this?
Yeah, so effectively the three

1943
02:21:55,840 --> 02:21:58,520
of them are on the stage and
then you are all.

1944
02:21:58,520 --> 02:22:03,240
Have you ever seen Master Chef?
Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're

1945
02:22:03,240 --> 02:22:04,080
like.
Judges No.

1946
02:22:04,480 --> 02:22:06,920
It's where they have those
challenges and the people are

1947
02:22:06,920 --> 02:22:10,600
standing in the rafters above.
It's kind of like that.

1948
02:22:12,120 --> 02:22:16,040
Spencer, you cut out.
There we go.

1949
02:22:17,040 --> 02:22:19,480
Yeah, so it's like Bastard Chef,
where if they have like the

1950
02:22:19,480 --> 02:22:22,120
elimination challenge, something
along those lines, and the

1951
02:22:22,120 --> 02:22:24,480
people are down there competing,
and then all the people that

1952
02:22:24,480 --> 02:22:26,920
aren't competing are above them
just kind of looking down.

1953
02:22:27,280 --> 02:22:28,160
It's kind of like that.
OK.

1954
02:22:28,200 --> 02:22:31,720
So we can, so we'll be able to
clearly hear their answers to

1955
02:22:31,720 --> 02:22:33,840
these things, OK.
Cool.

1956
02:22:36,280 --> 02:22:38,080
Getting ready for those
embarrassing secrets?

1957
02:22:38,080 --> 02:22:45,800
I hear you.
Would it so I'm, I'm thinking,

1958
02:22:45,800 --> 02:22:48,480
does it make sense to like
continue to move on to others?

1959
02:22:50,840 --> 02:22:58,480
Yeah, I mean, we can.
We can go to what was the second

1960
02:22:58,480 --> 02:23:00,720
one, patience.
Patience, yeah.

1961
02:23:00,720 --> 02:23:02,040
Patience.
That would be me.

1962
02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:15,720
OK, My body is ready to wait.
For some reason I feel like it's

1963
02:23:15,720 --> 02:23:17,520
not going to be a bodily
patience.

1964
02:23:18,520 --> 02:23:23,920
No, probably it's going.
To be a mine, yeah.

1965
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:32,320
And today on truth, patience or
nerve.

1966
02:23:33,920 --> 02:23:35,680
All right, patience is still
sitting.

1967
02:23:36,440 --> 02:23:40,840
As Zebulon, as you take the
platform behind the patient's

1968
02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:47,320
altar, the platform underneath
it starts to warm a bit, and

1969
02:23:47,320 --> 02:23:51,520
from the ceiling a glass lever
descends to hang inches from

1970
02:23:51,520 --> 02:23:56,960
your face, gleaming, humming,
Begging for this is begging for

1971
02:23:56,960 --> 02:24:01,880
fingers, and I hate the way that
that's phrased around you.

1972
02:24:02,840 --> 02:24:06,960
The chamber gets busy trying to
make nothing impossible.

1973
02:24:07,960 --> 02:24:13,560
All right, So what I will need
from you, it's not going to need

1974
02:24:13,960 --> 02:24:18,600
a Wisdom saving throw to fight
the urge to pull the leopard.

1975
02:24:21,520 --> 02:24:23,840
Yeah, that sounds right.
Oh God.

1976
02:24:24,280 --> 02:24:26,600
All right, we've got a 0
modifier.

1977
02:24:27,280 --> 02:24:28,560
I was thinking about doing that
all.

1978
02:24:30,320 --> 02:24:32,720
Right.
Natural.

1979
02:24:32,800 --> 02:24:37,080
Natural, everyone.
Within 10 feet of each other.

1980
02:24:42,040 --> 02:24:45,640
Do we know if spells work?
They usually.

1981
02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:47,880
Get abilities.
You can certainly try.

1982
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:52,280
We're not supposed to interfere,
though I would encourage you not

1983
02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:53,840
to.
Oh, did it say that?

1984
02:24:55,440 --> 02:24:58,040
I think so.
Yeah, it did.

1985
02:24:59,240 --> 02:25:07,680
OK, nevermind.
So with a natural 20, as this

1986
02:25:07,680 --> 02:25:10,040
lever comes down in front of
your face, you don't blink.

1987
02:25:10,160 --> 02:25:15,680
The lever twitches, the brass
fly does a smug little push up.

1988
02:25:15,840 --> 02:25:19,120
A brass fly does a smug little
push up on your nose, and the

1989
02:25:19,120 --> 02:25:24,320
gallery cough your name a half
beat too late and you do

1990
02:25:25,240 --> 02:25:28,440
absolutely nothing.
A thin ribbon.

1991
02:25:29,320 --> 02:25:32,560
A thin ribbon of text ripples
across the placard, over your

1992
02:25:32,560 --> 02:25:37,120
head.
Steady now.

1993
02:25:39,080 --> 02:25:44,920
The lever drops a hair closer to
your face and stops.

1994
02:25:45,400 --> 02:25:50,560
And the ticking that you that
you can now hear speeds up, then

1995
02:25:50,560 --> 02:25:56,000
slows and then skips off beat
just to make your heart chase it

1996
02:25:56,560 --> 02:26:01,280
in a whisper at your shoulder
uses a a loved one's voice that

1997
02:26:01,280 --> 02:26:04,720
says.
Zab, just pull the lever.

1998
02:26:05,880 --> 02:26:07,600
And I need another Wisdom saving
throw all.

1999
02:26:09,560 --> 02:26:15,040
Righty, here goes.
We got an 11 that time.

2000
02:26:15,360 --> 02:26:19,520
Is that a failure such that I
might re roll with sorceress

2001
02:26:19,520 --> 02:26:20,880
guidance?
Is that what it's called?

2002
02:26:22,320 --> 02:26:25,760
That would be a failure, yes.
All right, I'll try one more

2003
02:26:25,760 --> 02:26:29,280
time.
That one's a 15.

2004
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:40,920
OK so the room smells sweet and
then almost too sweet hairline

2005
02:26:40,920 --> 02:26:43,720
seems yawn and a gold green
pollen.

2006
02:26:44,480 --> 02:26:50,520
Yes, I and a gold green pollen
hiss, blooms around your knees,

2007
02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:54,520
it slides up your lungs.
And as you pull the lever, your

2008
02:26:54,520 --> 02:27:01,440
eyes water and the lever almost
purrs, pleased with itself and

2009
02:27:01,440 --> 02:27:07,480
the placard stamps now waver.
The gallery's applause is a

2010
02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:12,400
whisper, 1/2 beat too late, as
if they're not trying to spook

2011
02:27:12,400 --> 02:27:16,720
you.
Finally, the lever drops a hair

2012
02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:20,600
once more, not really enough to
matter, but just enough to make

2013
02:27:20,600 --> 02:27:23,960
your hand want.
The ticking skips again,

2014
02:27:24,040 --> 02:27:26,000
aligning with the pulse of your
heartbeat.

2015
02:27:26,520 --> 02:27:34,040
A hush falls so deep you can
hear an hourglass breathe from

2016
02:27:34,040 --> 02:27:36,440
somewhere above.
You hear the Barker's voice,

2017
02:27:36,440 --> 02:27:41,400
almost fond.
Many have two, few have all

2018
02:27:41,400 --> 02:27:49,840
three, and I need finally a
Constitution saving throw from

2019
02:27:49,920 --> 02:27:55,560
the prior failure all.
Right.

2020
02:27:55,560 --> 02:27:57,200
I'm better at Constitution than
wisdom.

2021
02:27:57,640 --> 02:28:03,240
That's good.
I rolled a 3 + 6 would be a

2022
02:28:03,240 --> 02:28:04,880
nine.
Is that also a failure?

2023
02:28:05,520 --> 02:28:09,000
That is a failure.
Yes, all right, we re roll that

2024
02:28:09,000 --> 02:28:16,280
with another sorcery point.
This time it was 18 + 6, so 24.

2025
02:28:19,760 --> 02:28:22,520
I hear the clicks and I think
I'm supposed to be patient.

2026
02:28:23,040 --> 02:28:30,120
So with the with the mist you
will take 35 poison damage haft

2027
02:28:30,120 --> 02:28:32,800
which will be 17 in favor of the
player.

2028
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:44,440
And then I need a Wisdom saving
throw to feel your your pass or

2029
02:28:44,440 --> 02:28:50,040
fail.
All right, here goes.

2030
02:28:50,840 --> 02:28:56,120
It is cocked 1 moment and that
dropped it other dice.

2031
02:28:57,800 --> 02:29:00,960
That was a four.
So let's go ahead and re roll.

2032
02:29:03,640 --> 02:29:06,960
It was a 2 plus you said wisdom,
so that's plus zero.

2033
02:29:06,960 --> 02:29:11,600
I got a 2.
Unless it's a magical effect

2034
02:29:11,600 --> 02:29:21,400
that I have advantage against.
So do you have?

2035
02:29:21,840 --> 02:29:25,360
Any of your.
The ACT itself is not magical.

2036
02:29:25,640 --> 02:29:29,600
It's resistance of your to to to
do something of your own

2037
02:29:29,600 --> 02:29:33,280
volition.
So I would say no.

2038
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:42,160
So what I need from you is so
you flinch, not with your hands,

2039
02:29:42,160 --> 02:29:46,320
but somewhere smaller.
The lever hums like struck

2040
02:29:46,320 --> 02:29:48,840
glass.
Hairline seems yawn wide and the

2041
02:29:48,840 --> 02:29:52,840
pollen hits you again, Hotter,
more velvet with teeth up your

2042
02:29:52,840 --> 02:29:55,480
lungs.
I need another Constitution

2043
02:29:55,480 --> 02:30:02,680
saving throw.
We got a natural penny.

2044
02:30:04,240 --> 02:30:06,200
I wish that had come 2 seconds
ago.

2045
02:30:08,480 --> 02:30:18,440
So you will from round two you
will take 16 poison or so, 32

2046
02:30:18,440 --> 02:30:22,640
poison halved, so 16.
And then I need one more saving

2047
02:30:22,640 --> 02:30:24,600
throw for the the current
failure.

2048
02:30:25,720 --> 02:30:31,680
All right, I'm down to 23 and
this is wisdom or constitution.

2049
02:30:31,680 --> 02:30:37,400
Constitution.
All right, we got a 2 so we re

2050
02:30:37,400 --> 02:30:42,680
roll with another sorcery point
and the second time it is 18 +

2051
02:30:42,680 --> 02:30:56,240
624.
So this time again you the

2052
02:30:56,240 --> 02:31:06,480
pollen further into your lungs
and you will take you do my math

2053
02:31:07,320 --> 02:31:18,520
68 poison halved 234.
That would knock me out unless I

2054
02:31:18,520 --> 02:31:24,120
can use my strength of the grave
to come back one point.

2055
02:31:24,720 --> 02:31:26,240
Well, you could with that,
because that's damage.

2056
02:31:26,760 --> 02:31:28,280
Yeah, it sounds like I was
damaged.

2057
02:31:28,280 --> 02:31:34,400
Yep, and how much overkill?
Sorry, I had 23, he said.

2058
02:31:34,400 --> 02:31:41,160
It was 30 something.
That's correct.

2059
02:31:41,160 --> 02:31:49,760
Yep. 30 something.
Oh, I said 34. 34 OK, so I've

2060
02:31:49,760 --> 02:32:01,760
got a beat, OK. 11 + 5 is that
what I'm reading right?

2061
02:32:01,760 --> 02:32:12,720
Yes, so. 16.
And we got a 11 + 6 is 17.

2062
02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:18,240
OK.
So I'm back with one.

2063
02:32:18,240 --> 02:32:23,760
Is that where I'm at?
Yeah, you're at one hit point at

2064
02:32:23,760 --> 02:32:25,440
this point.
Narrowly standing?

2065
02:32:25,440 --> 02:32:30,320
Yep.
What happens next?

2066
02:32:30,480 --> 02:32:36,160
All right, so that succeeds the
check.

2067
02:32:37,160 --> 02:32:42,200
So the glass scale will tip in
your favor and prizes will be

2068
02:32:42,200 --> 02:32:45,840
unveiled to you.
We won't go for prizes here in a

2069
02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:47,360
minute.
We'll wait till until we're all

2070
02:32:47,360 --> 02:32:51,200
done here next.
We will.

2071
02:32:51,200 --> 02:32:55,160
Move.
We will move to Savara.

2072
02:32:56,920 --> 02:33:01,360
And you have nerve, correct?
Yes.

2073
02:33:10,690 --> 02:33:23,720
OK, so for you.
The nerve platform kind of

2074
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:31,520
flares underneath you, Savara,
and from behind you you see a

2075
02:33:31,520 --> 02:33:37,960
tightrope revealed over a pit of
polished Onyx that winds like a

2076
02:33:37,960 --> 02:33:42,080
bow on glass.
The rope sways once and then

2077
02:33:42,080 --> 02:33:44,920
steadies, taut, narrow and
unforgiving.

2078
02:33:45,440 --> 02:33:48,080
The gallery leans in.
Somewhere, a child's voice

2079
02:33:48,080 --> 02:33:53,080
whispers, Don't look down.
The placard flickers to life

2080
02:33:53,080 --> 02:33:56,280
right beside you that says cross
without falling.

2081
02:33:56,920 --> 02:33:59,480
Say your name only if you mean
it.

2082
02:34:01,960 --> 02:34:08,840
So how this will work is I need
from you either an acrobatics or

2083
02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:16,640
an athletics check.
OK, 17.

2084
02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:28,400
OK, so with a 17 you will fail
the check and you will drop into

2085
02:34:28,400 --> 02:34:31,480
the mirror.
Ma, you are going to take.

2086
02:34:33,120 --> 02:34:44,520
Oh boy, you will take 51 force
damage and become restrained.

2087
02:34:49,480 --> 02:34:54,360
I would have instantly died but
you just say OK not instantly

2088
02:34:54,360 --> 02:35:02,840
but I would have been down.
OK so from there after you fall

2089
02:35:03,120 --> 02:35:10,560
and take a huge amount of damage
and you hit the mirror mall like

2090
02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:14,120
a like a drum head force
detonates up your bones and the

2091
02:35:14,440 --> 02:35:19,160
the black glass kind of fleeves
around you hard and elastic,

2092
02:35:19,560 --> 02:35:22,040
swallowing your limbs in a cold
grip.

2093
02:35:22,080 --> 02:35:26,640
You are restrained, half sunk
into Onyx that winds at the edge

2094
02:35:26,640 --> 02:35:30,280
of hearing above the rope sways
empty.

2095
02:35:30,560 --> 02:35:33,480
Your reflection beneath you
doesn't match your breathing.

2096
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:37,400
It stares back, unblinking, as
if weighing you.

2097
02:35:39,840 --> 02:35:45,360
The placard you can see now
above you says stumble question

2098
02:35:45,360 --> 02:35:50,400
mark.
So what you can do now is you

2099
02:35:50,400 --> 02:35:52,600
can attempt to wrench yourself
free.

2100
02:35:53,560 --> 02:35:55,760
I will need an athletic check,
OK.

2101
02:36:02,800 --> 02:36:10,040
That is dirty 20.
OK, so with the.

2102
02:36:10,120 --> 02:36:22,480
Is it 3020?
You will pull yourself free and

2103
02:36:22,480 --> 02:36:30,440
you are able to work your way up
to the platform where you begin.

2104
02:36:32,800 --> 02:36:37,320
This time when I attempt to go
across, is it possible for me to

2105
02:36:37,320 --> 02:36:43,720
use like my warhammer and slide
across like I'm holding both

2106
02:36:43,720 --> 02:36:51,080
sides and it's the rope or
whatever it is is?

2107
02:36:52,880 --> 02:36:54,840
I don't know how to explain it,
but do you know what I mean?

2108
02:36:54,840 --> 02:36:57,880
Like I, I, I have the Warhammer
above and I'm hanging below it

2109
02:36:58,120 --> 02:37:01,480
and the like a zip line.
Like a zip line.

2110
02:37:02,800 --> 02:37:06,720
You can certainly try.
Is it angle like is there an

2111
02:37:06,720 --> 02:37:13,400
angle or is this an even
straight across like if there's

2112
02:37:13,400 --> 02:37:17,080
no, no then it's not going to
slide so.

2113
02:37:18,080 --> 02:37:20,720
You got to do the Ace Ventura
with the raccoon on it.

2114
02:37:22,320 --> 02:37:27,760
I don't have all right.
But I mean like up your legs and

2115
02:37:27,760 --> 02:37:30,040
hands around it.
I could do that.

2116
02:37:36,040 --> 02:37:38,600
I'm assuming that wouldn't give
me like any sort of advantage or

2117
02:37:38,600 --> 02:37:40,760
anything, right though?
If you're going to basically

2118
02:37:40,760 --> 02:37:42,920
kind of wrap yourself around the
rope and shuffle your cross

2119
02:37:43,360 --> 02:37:48,480
yourself across, I will call
that acrobatics.

2120
02:37:51,160 --> 02:37:55,240
I don't want acrobatics, so I
guess athletics it is so.

2121
02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:57,280
You're just going to go across
normal.

2122
02:37:58,480 --> 02:38:11,920
Yep, OK, that is 25.
OK, so with an athletic check of

2123
02:38:12,080 --> 02:38:22,560
25, you breathe once, heavy,
steady and step, heel to toe,

2124
02:38:23,000 --> 02:38:26,280
core tight.
The rope hums a clear, confident

2125
02:38:26,280 --> 02:38:30,400
note as you as the drive
forward, gaze fixed on the far

2126
02:38:30,400 --> 02:38:33,680
platform.
The Onyx below tries to sing you

2127
02:38:33,680 --> 02:38:39,280
sideways, but you don't listen.
2 strides 3 and then you explode

2128
02:38:39,280 --> 02:38:43,000
the last span in a low
controlled lunge and Lance

2129
02:38:43,000 --> 02:38:46,520
solid, knees bent, hammer a hand
already up.

2130
02:38:46,880 --> 02:38:49,760
The gallery burst into a
restrained ripple of applause.

2131
02:38:50,120 --> 02:38:53,560
Again, half a beat late.
The placard etches crisp and

2132
02:38:53,560 --> 02:38:57,520
pleased.
Steadfast nerve success.

2133
02:39:00,200 --> 02:39:02,440
OK, can I drink a healing
potion?

2134
02:39:05,880 --> 02:39:08,720
Yes, you may.
Right.

2135
02:39:09,360 --> 02:39:13,320
Would this just be full or as if
it were a bonus action?

2136
02:39:13,320 --> 02:39:14,880
I'm going to call this a bonus
action.

2137
02:39:15,320 --> 02:39:19,920
OK, I will use a greater because
I have two OK.

2138
02:39:20,640 --> 02:39:23,600
So I'll let you do that and then
you can just tell me your

2139
02:39:23,600 --> 02:39:26,480
points.
We'll go to Neros with Truth.

2140
02:39:30,240 --> 02:39:34,680
So the request was that I had to
just speak a truth aloud for the

2141
02:39:34,680 --> 02:39:38,120
first time.
That needs to be a worthy enough

2142
02:39:38,120 --> 02:39:42,040
truth.
That is correct.

2143
02:39:42,040 --> 02:39:44,080
There will also be a check in
there as well.

2144
02:39:46,320 --> 02:39:47,840
There will be a check in there
as well.

2145
02:39:48,040 --> 02:39:52,760
OK, I'll prepare myself for the
check First off.

2146
02:39:52,920 --> 02:39:57,880
OK, performance or persuasion?
What do you mean?

2147
02:39:58,960 --> 02:40:02,040
Oh, no, sorry.
I'm preparing myself for the

2148
02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:07,680
check to succeed the check.
So I'm going to cast bless

2149
02:40:07,680 --> 02:40:14,360
guidance, activate my reliquary
link and call it good for there

2150
02:40:14,360 --> 02:40:16,240
for now.
OK.

2151
02:40:19,080 --> 02:40:21,040
All right, so then I'll speak my
truth, OK?

2152
02:40:26,320 --> 02:40:29,240
Is it, is it, am I speaking
like, are we speaking to

2153
02:40:29,240 --> 02:40:30,840
someone?
Like, is it the Barker we're

2154
02:40:30,840 --> 02:40:33,960
talking to, or is it just like
this phantom voice?

2155
02:40:34,240 --> 02:40:37,000
You.
You are speaking aloud the

2156
02:40:37,000 --> 02:40:40,320
truth, basically to everyone
listening.

2157
02:40:42,560 --> 02:40:47,040
OK.
I'm going to go with combination

2158
02:40:48,920 --> 02:40:54,240
fractured faith and the
predatory curiosity.

2159
02:40:54,680 --> 02:41:03,280
So while I serve Valora, I do
not believe she has any interest

2160
02:41:03,280 --> 02:41:11,600
in hearing my prayers and I am
but a token in her in her army.

2161
02:41:13,680 --> 02:41:18,760
But despite this, when recording
memories, I sometimes capture

2162
02:41:18,760 --> 02:41:23,920
them not only to save them, but
rather to feel the power of

2163
02:41:23,920 --> 02:41:30,760
having what others have lost in
their life and where that should

2164
02:41:30,760 --> 02:41:34,640
bring me shame.
It brings me excitement.

2165
02:41:37,880 --> 02:41:45,040
Wow, that's a heavy one.
All right, give me either a

2166
02:41:45,040 --> 02:41:51,160
performance or persuasion check.
Performance or persuasion?

2167
02:41:53,800 --> 02:42:04,400
All right, A true Nat one.
Oh boy.

2168
02:42:07,800 --> 02:42:11,440
Liar.
I wouldn't even know how to roll

2169
02:42:11,440 --> 02:42:13,600
a Nat one on that.
It was very persuasive.

2170
02:42:16,400 --> 02:42:20,200
OK, so you speak aloud this
truth that you believe that

2171
02:42:20,200 --> 02:42:24,640
Velora is not listening to your
prayers, she just doesn't

2172
02:42:24,640 --> 02:42:27,320
listen.
When you record memories, you

2173
02:42:27,320 --> 02:42:31,520
capture them not only to save
them, but to have a glimpse of

2174
02:42:31,520 --> 02:42:35,760
powers, of what others have
lost, where it should bring you

2175
02:42:35,760 --> 02:42:40,640
shame.
It brings you comfort, and you

2176
02:42:40,640 --> 02:42:47,600
stand there, almost a little
proud of yourself.

2177
02:42:48,360 --> 02:42:56,800
And the chamber doesn't breathe.
Your words just hang like

2178
02:42:57,040 --> 02:43:00,960
incense.
And then, as if a mirror were in

2179
02:43:00,960 --> 02:43:07,760
front of you, your mouth begins
to smile just like a heartbeat

2180
02:43:07,760 --> 02:43:15,360
too late, and opens your throat.
Across the glass, black Violet

2181
02:43:15,360 --> 02:43:20,120
confetti bursts where blood
should be, sound telescopes.

2182
02:43:20,120 --> 02:43:29,280
You taste iron and nothing.
You would take in this instance

2183
02:43:32,880 --> 02:43:50,600
10D12 of psychic damage, which
would be. 95 psychic damage.

2184
02:43:51,880 --> 02:43:53,280
And resistant.
Child.

2185
02:43:58,040 --> 02:43:59,600
However.
Sounds like my headache.

2186
02:43:59,680 --> 02:44:09,160
Because of the Nat one, this
will be this damage will be

2187
02:44:10,880 --> 02:44:16,600
damage that cannot be resistant
to where in some instances where

2188
02:44:17,200 --> 02:44:19,360
say if you're attacking
something and you roll high

2189
02:44:19,360 --> 02:44:21,920
enough and you can get right
through the armor and ignore

2190
02:44:21,920 --> 02:44:25,840
resistance, this is effectively
that same thing because of the

2191
02:44:25,840 --> 02:44:35,960
one that you rolled.
So you drop below 0 and you will

2192
02:44:35,960 --> 02:44:39,240
start with two failed death
saves.

2193
02:44:41,400 --> 02:44:46,320
The galleries just don't gasp,
they remember the scale.

2194
02:44:46,320 --> 02:44:49,600
Overhead slams into the cost
side.

2195
02:44:49,880 --> 02:44:53,440
Patients failed nerve, one truth
failed.

2196
02:44:54,520 --> 02:45:00,840
Glass spider webs out from your
reflection converge on neros and

2197
02:45:00,840 --> 02:45:05,320
a hand sized reflection Shard
kind of flowers like flossed and

2198
02:45:05,320 --> 02:45:09,240
you feel something in your chest
tugging as if your last

2199
02:45:09,240 --> 02:45:16,520
confession was a was a thread
and your eyes close and I'm

2200
02:45:16,520 --> 02:45:18,480
going to need your final death
saving throw.

2201
02:45:21,120 --> 02:45:23,600
Hold on, I'm making sure I don't
have anything like the grave

2202
02:45:23,600 --> 02:45:32,960
thing that someone from the.
Audience whisper healing Word

2203
02:45:32,960 --> 02:45:35,480
from a distance.
That killed me by two hit

2204
02:45:35,480 --> 02:45:39,200
points, by the way, because I
had 18 temporary hit points, so

2205
02:45:39,200 --> 02:45:42,560
I had 93 possible and it dealt
95.

2206
02:45:46,960 --> 02:45:47,640
Means.
Awesome.

2207
02:45:48,920 --> 02:45:52,480
I have to be able to touch him.
That's what I have to be able

2208
02:45:52,480 --> 02:45:55,160
to.
Yeah, that saving throws are

2209
02:45:55,840 --> 02:46:00,120
just a straight.
Straight D. 20 and it has to be

2210
02:46:00,120 --> 02:46:02,040
over 10 to fit to succeed.
Correct.

2211
02:46:03,120 --> 02:46:11,280
Awesome, I rolled A9.
Is it possible for me to try and

2212
02:46:11,280 --> 02:46:14,120
cast something, or would that be
considered interfering in the

2213
02:46:14,120 --> 02:46:15,640
game?
That would be interference since

2214
02:46:15,640 --> 02:46:18,120
the game is still going.
Probably got a like a field of

2215
02:46:18,120 --> 02:46:21,400
dispel magic in the box or
something anyway, like from

2216
02:46:21,400 --> 02:46:24,520
outside.
He did get counterspelled twice

2217
02:46:24,680 --> 02:46:30,800
so feels that way.
I'll bring it back.

2218
02:46:31,840 --> 02:46:39,080
OK well OK here's so with him
failing his final death saving

2219
02:46:39,080 --> 02:46:49,920
throw, he will you kind of feel
his essence leave you got to see

2220
02:46:49,920 --> 02:46:55,000
his essence kind of leave his
his body and the reflection

2221
02:46:55,000 --> 02:46:59,440
showed that kind of bloomed like
a flower when he dropped to 0

2222
02:47:00,600 --> 02:47:10,640
begins to pulsate.
Your last words stencil

2223
02:47:10,640 --> 02:47:18,840
themselves above you backwards
and then where prayer once went

2224
02:47:18,880 --> 02:47:21,200
upward, the house listens
instead.

2225
02:47:22,120 --> 02:47:28,560
It files you carefully under
accounted light seeps through as

2226
02:47:28,560 --> 02:47:32,400
if they were a the world outside
tilted.

2227
02:47:33,560 --> 02:47:35,560
You cannot move any of your
limbs.

2228
02:47:35,560 --> 02:47:40,520
Thoughts travel memories travel.
When you push the Shard answers

2229
02:47:40,520 --> 02:47:44,640
with a faint bell clear Ting
that you feel as much as it

2230
02:47:44,640 --> 02:47:50,720
makes so you are your soul is
trapped within this reflection

2231
02:47:50,720 --> 02:47:59,730
Shard.
And I can my soul see out of it.

2232
02:48:00,210 --> 02:48:04,240
Yes.
Can I still use abilities?

2233
02:48:04,280 --> 02:48:07,640
Nope.
Not even like not spell

2234
02:48:07,640 --> 02:48:08,560
abilities.
Nope.

2235
02:48:10,200 --> 02:48:13,400
He's trying to make us spend
this scroll is what he's doing.

2236
02:48:14,960 --> 02:48:16,640
I don't know if the scroll would
even do it.

2237
02:48:17,520 --> 02:48:26,440
Oh, I would that that I mean, it
can what was it like 200 years?

2238
02:48:26,440 --> 02:48:31,240
It can go, yeah.
He didn't exactly like die like

2239
02:48:31,240 --> 02:48:37,000
a normal person though.
So out of game, he is dead.

2240
02:48:41,840 --> 02:48:47,320
So on the other side of the
glass, Neros, your friends are

2241
02:48:47,600 --> 02:48:50,800
close.
You feel they're heaped like

2242
02:48:50,800 --> 02:48:55,400
sunlight through a bottle.
If they press ear or palm to the

2243
02:48:55,400 --> 02:49:02,120
pain, they'll hear that thin
ping like cut glass answering a

2244
02:49:02,160 --> 02:49:05,360
a name.
If.

2245
02:49:05,520 --> 02:49:10,240
If they carry you, the world
jostles into a slow sway.

2246
02:49:10,240 --> 02:49:15,080
If they set you down and walk
away, the world goes dim but not

2247
02:49:15,080 --> 02:49:20,560
silent.
Now is the challenge over?

2248
02:49:20,560 --> 02:49:24,560
So like if somebody were to go
and pick up, you know, so it

2249
02:49:24,560 --> 02:49:30,200
would be OK.
Yes, at this point the

2250
02:49:30,200 --> 02:49:33,360
challenges are over.
Savara and Zebulon have

2251
02:49:33,360 --> 02:49:41,600
succeeded, so they will get
their choice of prize now, OK.

2252
02:49:42,760 --> 02:49:49,400
My body still there.
Yes.

2253
02:49:50,000 --> 02:49:53,640
Don't forget to take my.
Hand guys Shard Is this ours or

2254
02:49:53,640 --> 02:49:57,920
did the whoever was hosting the.
Shard effectively was in the

2255
02:49:57,960 --> 02:49:59,360
air, no?
No, make them.

2256
02:49:59,480 --> 02:50:04,960
Make them roll it.
Well, the Shard effectively was

2257
02:50:05,000 --> 02:50:12,120
in the air and when Nearest's
soul was sucked, I guess the the

2258
02:50:12,120 --> 02:50:15,600
Shard kind of like pulsed a few
times and then dropped to the

2259
02:50:15,600 --> 02:50:18,080
floor.
You sucked the soul out of me.

2260
02:50:19,680 --> 02:50:21,600
You hate to see it.
Trying to avoid.

2261
02:50:26,920 --> 02:50:37,600
OK, so for Savara and Zebulon,
your choice of prize is the Mask

2262
02:50:37,600 --> 02:50:43,000
of Onyx Glass.
It will give you advantage on

2263
02:50:43,000 --> 02:50:45,000
deception and performance
checks.

2264
02:50:45,640 --> 02:50:48,440
You will be immune to magical
blindness.

2265
02:50:49,640 --> 02:50:53,160
It will also have Mirror Step
twice per short rest.

2266
02:50:53,520 --> 02:50:56,840
You may bonus action teleport up
to 60 feet to any space you can

2267
02:50:56,840 --> 02:51:03,280
see with a reflection.
You may also Mislead once per

2268
02:51:03,280 --> 02:51:06,480
day and cast Invisibility at
will.

2269
02:51:10,720 --> 02:51:16,600
Next will be Lantern of the
Lantern of the Echoes it will

2270
02:51:17,000 --> 02:51:19,040
allow.
It will be an unmasking aura,

2271
02:51:19,040 --> 02:51:22,840
bright 30 feet, dim 30 feet.
From that, creatures in blight

2272
02:51:23,680 --> 02:51:26,760
bright light have advantage on
checks to discern illusions.

2273
02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:30,560
Illusions of 7th level or lower
overlapping the light must make

2274
02:51:30,560 --> 02:51:36,240
a Constitution save or end.
You may also twice a day as a

2275
02:51:36,240 --> 02:51:40,280
reaction, choose a creature
within 60 feet that fails a save

2276
02:51:42,000 --> 02:51:44,520
re roll and they must take the
new result effectively.

2277
02:51:44,520 --> 02:51:47,920
Kind of what Zebulon was doing
with the sorcery points.

2278
02:51:48,960 --> 02:51:51,040
The final is the rapier of the
curtain call.

2279
02:51:51,600 --> 02:51:55,760
Once per turn you can deal 1D10
of psychic damage if the target

2280
02:51:55,760 --> 02:51:59,320
can see or hear you.
Also on initiative you can pick

2281
02:51:59,320 --> 02:52:02,080
up the three allies.
They will gain 10 feet of speed.

2282
02:52:02,760 --> 02:52:05,840
They will also gain climbing
speed equal to their current

2283
02:52:05,840 --> 02:52:08,720
speed and ignore difficult
terrain for one minute.

2284
02:52:10,440 --> 02:52:13,560
Cutting Remark.
A creature within 60 feet that

2285
02:52:13,560 --> 02:52:15,120
you can see makes an attack
roll.

2286
02:52:16,440 --> 02:52:21,240
You can force disadvantage if it
can hear you, and when you drop

2287
02:52:21,240 --> 02:52:24,200
a foe to zero hit points you can
immediately move up to your

2288
02:52:24,200 --> 02:52:28,200
speed and take a hide or dash
actions with no opportunity

2289
02:52:28,200 --> 02:52:34,720
attacks.
What was the second option

2290
02:52:34,720 --> 02:52:37,880
called again?
The Lantern of the Echoes.

2291
02:52:38,440 --> 02:52:40,000
I think that's what I'm going to
lean towards.

2292
02:52:40,000 --> 02:52:42,720
Does it require?
All of these require attunement

2293
02:52:43,040 --> 02:52:44,040
I should mention.
OK.

2294
02:52:44,640 --> 02:52:46,960
Would it be possible to have
that posted too?

2295
02:52:47,080 --> 02:52:48,200
I'll post it in the.
In the group.

2296
02:52:48,840 --> 02:52:53,720
Thank you.
I've already got a cloak of

2297
02:52:53,720 --> 02:52:58,520
invisibility, so the
invisibility thing doesn't or it

2298
02:52:58,640 --> 02:53:01,560
doesn't add as much value to me
as it might someone else.

2299
02:53:03,560 --> 02:53:11,200
And I don't use a rapier at all
that it's not a consideration, I

2300
02:53:11,200 --> 02:53:14,280
think.
I need to see it the.

2301
02:53:16,640 --> 02:53:19,160
Yeah, I need to read the.
Text description, yeah.

2302
02:53:19,360 --> 02:53:23,560
Yeah, it was a lot.
For the invisibility at will, is

2303
02:53:23,560 --> 02:53:26,920
it as an action or a bonus
action?

2304
02:53:26,920 --> 02:53:32,800
I would say this as an action.
OK, I don't know why I'm asking.

2305
02:53:32,960 --> 02:53:37,680
I don't get shit, OK.
You do get something.

2306
02:53:37,680 --> 02:53:40,160
You get trapped in a.
Crystal picking out your your

2307
02:53:40,160 --> 02:53:42,840
prize, we'll move to the the
gallery.

2308
02:53:43,440 --> 02:53:48,320
What are you all doing?
I want to try to bring Neros

2309
02:53:48,320 --> 02:53:49,600
back.
Yeah.

2310
02:53:49,720 --> 02:53:52,360
Can I revivify him?
You can, yeah.

2311
02:53:52,360 --> 02:54:00,240
Do we have to be within a
specific distance of the hypno?

2312
02:54:02,600 --> 02:54:05,000
It's like.
As they all hop down there.

2313
02:54:06,040 --> 02:54:07,560
Yeah, but it's touch within a
minute.

2314
02:54:07,600 --> 02:54:08,920
Yeah, it's touch within a
minute.

2315
02:54:08,920 --> 02:54:10,440
You wouldn't get down to him
within a minute.

2316
02:54:12,600 --> 02:54:17,840
No.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

2317
02:54:19,360 --> 02:54:21,040
Are you going to try to
reincarnate him?

2318
02:54:24,560 --> 02:54:27,640
The thing is.
If I reincarnate as a rat, do I

2319
02:54:27,640 --> 02:54:33,000
still have all my abilities?
No, Ask a question about the

2320
02:54:33,000 --> 02:54:34,080
rave here.
Sure.

2321
02:54:36,280 --> 02:54:39,000
That applause dice the extra
1D10.

2322
02:54:39,320 --> 02:54:41,680
That's only if you're hitting
with the rapier.

2323
02:54:42,640 --> 02:54:45,840
Correct.
I mean.

2324
02:54:47,760 --> 02:54:49,520
Do you have any other plus three
weapons?

2325
02:54:50,000 --> 02:54:53,320
Plus three legendary weapon by
itself is huge.

2326
02:54:53,440 --> 02:54:55,080
That's a.
Big thing I don't I don't have

2327
02:54:56,480 --> 02:54:58,120
proficiency in finesse weapons.
Sure.

2328
02:54:58,840 --> 02:55:03,360
I tell you what Marshall,
Nebulon and Savara, we can, we

2329
02:55:03,360 --> 02:55:08,640
can work out effectively a, a
legendary item for you guys.

2330
02:55:09,520 --> 02:55:12,040
I, I will say, well, not limited
to those three.

2331
02:55:12,040 --> 02:55:14,160
Those are just the three I could
come up with on a very short

2332
02:55:14,160 --> 02:55:17,600
notice because I'll be honest,
not expect any of you to live.

2333
02:55:17,680 --> 02:55:26,600
So we will go over that out of
out of game, out of session

2334
02:55:27,920 --> 02:55:32,960
sounds good.
Now I will state this is kind of

2335
02:55:33,040 --> 02:55:40,680
really mitigating me, but the
only way to bring back Neros is

2336
02:55:40,680 --> 02:55:44,640
to use the Scroll of True
Resurrection.

2337
02:55:45,320 --> 02:55:51,000
Told you I fucking knew he was
going to take us to What if I

2338
02:55:51,000 --> 02:55:55,160
were to reincarnate him?
Oh my God, we all went in with

2339
02:55:55,160 --> 02:55:57,720
the expectation that we could
just be revived.

2340
02:55:58,200 --> 02:55:59,840
What about?
Clean up your life.

2341
02:56:02,800 --> 02:56:06,360
I have on my on my necklace of
prayer beads.

2342
02:56:06,360 --> 02:56:12,400
I have plainer ally.
I could summon the goddess.

2343
02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:16,400
What is her name, the life
Goddess.

2344
02:56:17,440 --> 02:56:20,560
And he should be willing to to
bring back his soul and bring

2345
02:56:20,560 --> 02:56:22,800
him back to life.
Summon Withers.

2346
02:56:24,240 --> 02:56:27,000
Don't exist here today.
No.

2347
02:56:28,560 --> 02:56:31,760
Would an Angel or something be
able to do it and perhaps have

2348
02:56:31,760 --> 02:56:34,280
more time than a goddess?
No, unfortunately.

2349
02:56:34,320 --> 02:56:38,520
Because of my God and.
This is basically going to boil

2350
02:56:38,520 --> 02:56:44,560
down to because of his role of a
natural one, this is going to be

2351
02:56:44,560 --> 02:56:51,080
the only way out.
The scroll one to rule them all

2352
02:56:55,600 --> 02:56:58,200
I'll.
Go on record too.

2353
02:56:58,640 --> 02:57:01,360
Like, obviously I don't want to
die, but I wouldn't blame

2354
02:57:01,360 --> 02:57:06,040
anybody if I did.
I I mean, if it was in my

2355
02:57:06,040 --> 02:57:08,320
possession, I I would have
already used it.

2356
02:57:08,320 --> 02:57:14,640
So if it was in my possession.
So OK, I'm holding the scroll,

2357
02:57:14,640 --> 02:57:18,160
so I'll put it up to the party
then about whether what the I.

2358
02:57:18,160 --> 02:57:20,520
Snatch it and I use it.
Wow.

2359
02:57:20,640 --> 02:57:29,480
OK, All right, so aggressive,
but OK, so a creature that's

2360
02:57:29,480 --> 02:57:31,480
been dead for a long 200 years
and has died for any reason

2361
02:57:31,480 --> 02:57:34,480
except old age.
So what you would do is you

2362
02:57:34,480 --> 02:57:42,640
would touch Neros's body.
Well, he's got a roll to snatch

2363
02:57:42,640 --> 02:57:47,160
it and stuff, right?
Yeah, I'm still, I'm still in

2364
02:57:47,160 --> 02:57:49,120
large form.
So like she would just follow me

2365
02:57:49,120 --> 02:57:52,920
with it so.
Well, I mean, he would.

2366
02:57:53,240 --> 02:57:58,480
Let go or come with.
He you would need to do opposing

2367
02:57:58,480 --> 02:58:03,760
strength checks, Gene, I would
say because you are in large

2368
02:58:03,760 --> 02:58:07,040
form, I will give you advantage
on that role unless so see if

2369
02:58:07,080 --> 02:58:08,680
you're willing.
To advantage.

2370
02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:11,920
I get advantage either way in
large.

2371
02:58:11,920 --> 02:58:13,720
I roll my eyes, but I let him
take it.

2372
02:58:14,400 --> 02:58:15,640
OK.
Cool.

2373
02:58:15,720 --> 02:58:18,200
I have to, I have to ask another
question before you move

2374
02:58:18,200 --> 02:58:24,280
forward, Spence.
OK, have I technically been

2375
02:58:24,280 --> 02:58:28,240
alive for the last 200 years?
No, no, it's a creature that has

2376
02:58:28,240 --> 02:58:30,760
been dead for no longer than.
200 years?

2377
02:58:30,760 --> 02:58:36,040
Sorry, let me rephrase it then.
Haven't I been dead for more

2378
02:58:36,040 --> 02:58:42,600
than 200 years already?
No, it would be based on when

2379
02:58:42,600 --> 02:58:50,280
you most recently died.
OK, yeah, so I'm.

2380
02:58:50,280 --> 02:58:54,280
Dead not being the same as dead.
Yeah, you vampire.

2381
02:58:54,280 --> 02:59:02,200
Well, both my race and my I live
mad memories of dead people.

2382
02:59:04,480 --> 02:59:10,520
OK so gene you will touch neros
and begin the effectively will

2383
02:59:10,520 --> 02:59:20,040
call it an incantation.
To use the spell I will also

2384
02:59:20,040 --> 02:59:24,760
need what is everybody's current
gold count.

2385
02:59:28,560 --> 02:59:35,280
Like I've got 233.
I just spent a lot. 15160.

2386
02:59:35,600 --> 02:59:38,840
Does mine count?
Cause for dramatic effect.

2387
02:59:39,360 --> 02:59:40,160
Jesse will count.
Don't.

2388
02:59:40,160 --> 02:59:43,240
Throw it on the top of my head.
We will count mine.

2389
02:59:43,640 --> 02:59:47,640
Yes.
Where do I find that?

2390
02:59:48,360 --> 02:59:51,320
Under inventory, Inventory and
DND beyond.

2391
02:59:52,840 --> 02:59:59,440
Oh, I have 1800 Oh.
Damn I got 15160.

2392
02:59:59,600 --> 03:00:01,880
Oh Sisa, how much do?
You have I afford stuff.

2393
03:00:03,840 --> 03:00:05,120
Oh, Sisa, how much gold do you
have?

2394
03:00:07,000 --> 03:00:09,280
Sorry, give me a second.
I got to go through my notes.

2395
03:00:09,280 --> 03:00:11,040
I didn't put it in DND beyond.
Oh, got you.

2396
03:00:11,040 --> 03:00:12,440
OK, Savara, how much gold do you
have?

2397
03:00:13,560 --> 03:00:21,840
1567 when we got this scroll you
said there were not any physical

2398
03:00:21,840 --> 03:00:24,120
components anymore like they
were paid when the scroll was

2399
03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:26,160
made.
Yeah, that's that's what I was

2400
03:00:26,160 --> 03:00:28,960
assuming too.
Oh no, that was what we were

2401
03:00:28,960 --> 03:00:30,240
told.
Yeah, it is.

2402
03:00:30,400 --> 03:00:31,720
What we were told.
You're right.

2403
03:00:32,560 --> 03:00:34,080
Yeah, you're right.
I forgot about that.

2404
03:00:34,080 --> 03:00:37,640
So we will we will ignore that
portion of the components.

2405
03:00:39,520 --> 03:00:44,040
So you will speak the
incantation.

2406
03:00:46,280 --> 03:00:51,200
All of the wounds on Neros's
body will just close and he will

2407
03:00:52,080 --> 03:00:54,880
open his eyes.
And that's where we'll leave.

2408
03:00:54,880 --> 03:00:56,240
Tonight's episode of Crit
happens.

2409
03:00:58,280 --> 03:01:00,520
Hell yeah.
Boy oh boy.

2410
03:01:01,680 --> 03:01:03,320
I got rid of the scroll.
I'm just kidding.

2411
03:01:03,400 --> 03:01:05,320
That was not my intention, but
that helped.

2412
03:01:05,360 --> 03:01:06,840
So cool.
I.

2413
03:01:06,880 --> 03:01:08,920
Do that I.
Fought fire with fire.

2414
03:01:11,440 --> 03:01:13,480
I knew that was going to happen.
I was, I was typing.

2415
03:01:13,480 --> 03:01:15,040
I was like, I know he's going to
do it.

2416
03:01:15,040 --> 03:01:16,480
I know he's going to make us use
it.

2417
03:01:16,480 --> 03:01:18,920
He's going to do it.
Did I do good, Mom?

2418
03:01:19,400 --> 03:01:21,360
Did I do good?
Did I pass that test?

2419
03:01:21,360 --> 03:01:24,280
I kind of slap you on the back.
Did I win?

2420
03:01:24,720 --> 03:01:26,400
I'm like he lived.
Did I?

2421
03:01:26,680 --> 03:01:32,000
Did I catch the ball?
What's my magic item?

2422
03:01:34,280 --> 03:01:36,360
Life.
That's your badge item.

2423
03:01:36,360 --> 03:01:37,680
I don't.
Know is there?

2424
03:01:37,680 --> 03:01:43,880
Is there a loophole there?
Because technically I I am alive

2425
03:01:43,880 --> 03:01:47,920
still.
I guess I'm not.

2426
03:01:47,920 --> 03:01:49,960
And I didn't.
And I didn't break my vow.

2427
03:01:53,640 --> 03:01:57,440
Well, you died.
But I didn't break my vow of not

2428
03:01:57,440 --> 03:02:01,400
running away from any area
effect damage or taking cover.

2429
03:02:01,560 --> 03:02:02,200
But you.
You.

2430
03:02:02,800 --> 03:02:04,680
Failed.
You vowed not to die.

2431
03:02:04,800 --> 03:02:11,520
Yep, remember they stacked.
Oh, I did vow not to die, right?

2432
03:02:11,520 --> 03:02:14,960
You did.
Perfect, so that I'm not.

2433
03:02:15,040 --> 03:02:16,960
Dead.
You are now.

2434
03:02:17,280 --> 03:02:18,320
We're from.
Dead so.

2435
03:02:18,320 --> 03:02:22,160
You died in the you said I, I
will not die in this.

2436
03:02:23,680 --> 03:02:24,880
Like the challenge?
Yep.

2437
03:02:25,200 --> 03:02:26,880
In this challenge, which you
did.

2438
03:02:28,240 --> 03:02:30,240
Boo.
Perfect.

2439
03:02:30,920 --> 03:02:31,880
All right.
Well, that'll do it.

2440
03:02:31,880 --> 03:02:33,960
For you if you have if you have
a strong boy.

2441
03:02:35,120 --> 03:02:36,160
That'll do it for tonight's
episode.

2442
03:02:36,160 --> 03:02:38,080
Crit happens.
Thank you so much for listening.

2443
03:02:38,080 --> 03:02:40,880
Stay tuned for Nat 20 and.
Unwind where we go over awards

2444
03:02:40,880 --> 03:02:41,800
with the.
Syndicate.

2445
03:02:42,200 --> 03:02:44,400
And talk about Neros almost
died.

2446
03:02:44,400 --> 03:02:47,640
So for everybody here at the P3
Podcast Network, I expect your

2447
03:02:47,640 --> 03:02:49,200
heart.
We will see you next time.

2448
03:02:49,200 --> 03:02:49,840
Bye bye.