Jan. 23, 2026
Nat 20 & Unwind: The Break
After a tense return to the table, Nat 20 and Unwind breaks down everything that went wrong at Pyreheart and everything that followed. The cast talks through Kasdeya’s departure, the weight of Nyros’s betrayal, and what it means to face an enemy who is always one step ahead. Expect behind-the-scenes discussion, player reactions, and a chance to breathe after a heavy session before the story moves into its next dangerous phase.
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Then we stab him, and then Osaya
stabs him at the altar.
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Osaya.
Is.
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Doing so well.
With the O for it I know.
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I was doing so well like 5
minutes ago.
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I'm sorry I got.
So hopeful.
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I I was like, oh man, she's
doing so good.
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She, she stumbled one time, like
kind of mispronounced one of the
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syllables and I was like, Oh no.
But it was still Osaya.
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And on that note, welcome to
that 20 and unwind here on
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Spotify and Facebook.
I love it.
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This seems to.
Be a seems to be a little bit of
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a Mystic, no?
No, it's fine, it's fine.
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I love torture.
I mean, Kayla OC, how are you?
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Feeling about the gang so far?
Oh good.
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Yeah.
It's chaos, just so you know.
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Yeah, but just how I like it.
Glebe has an unhealthy obsession
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with your bug.
OK, well, you just stay away
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from him.
He's like, like family.
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Look likes me.
Look doesn't like other things.
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Look just like me and and if you
break him even on accident, I
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will kill you.
I genuinely considered
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dimensioning door the bug in me.
Oh.
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My gosh.
Oh my.
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Gosh, it was it was I rolled and
it was evens or odds.
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Also, Cassadaya, what the flip,
man?
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I'm calling you out right now.
Oh yeah.
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We're welcome man.
We're back in welcome to
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Cassadaya here, the Nat 20 and
unwind for listening the entire
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time.
So Haley missed her.
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Hey, she literally, literally as
we were ending the episode, she
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goes, can I talk in the after
show?
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I'm lonely for Kenzie.
You know what you can always,
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you can always make another
character you know, since your
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last character is going to be
bye bye.
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Well, you don't know that, so
maybe, maybe this is just an
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image of Miros, but it's
actually Kazdea behind and you
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have to fight Kazdea now.
Oh great.
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So I love that prompt.
There's actually a level 30
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Warlock, yeah.
Are you?
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Kidding.
I don't want.
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To touch you, I'm running we're
breaking we're.
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Breaking.
The storm we're getting the
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freak.
Out No.
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You want me to reverse break it?
Yes, right now.
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Hey.
Don't.
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No one's allowed to meditate
this, but Glave does have 3
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immovable rods.
Strategically 3 because then he
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can put a triangle around
somebody and hold them captive.
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Oh my.
God.
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So.
It it, it took a lot of me not
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to just like hit the floor in
front of this tower and just
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collapse the tower.
Honestly, because.
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Because because I any structure
on a spot where the fissure
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opens collapses into the
fissure, so I could just
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collapse the whole fucking
tower.
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Just been done with it I gotta
say.
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It I wasn't expecting Nero's in
this and Spencer's like, hey, I
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have a script for you.
He's like, wait, what?
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Probably you weren't Nero's and
I was like, time to romance
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another bad, you know?
Another bad I mean.
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Speaking of romance, Savara was
specifically 6 feet behind, you
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know, mixed character Nix and
like, admiring behind.
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I mean, you see the overalls.
OK.
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Savara's new wife incoming Part
3.
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What's the scale one to 10 on
the dumpy scale?
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I mean, you guys can go.
I mean like, it's up to Nicks,
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honestly.
Oh.
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Katie and I already talked about
it.
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Oh damn.
All right.
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Our first romance of the bug.
Roman, yeah.
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It is.
Yeah, yeah, Roman.
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So yeah, I mean, we touched on
it just a little bit, but again.
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But again, Mikhail, welcome to
Varelios.
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How you feeling so far?
I'm I'm.
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Feeling pretty good.
I kind of fucked it in the
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beginning scene where I was
like.
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That was a Spencer problem, not
a you problem.
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Yeah, that was my fault.
Yeah.
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I personally wish you threw the
fireball at them, but.
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That's.
Just me it would.
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Have been a little.
Bit funny.
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Oh.
Shut up, you're a ghost right
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now.
Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, Survivor never really
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trusted Neros, but she didn't
like completely untrust him
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either.
When I think back, I think
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you're trying to kill almost
every single one of you at least
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once.
Yeah, you don't do it.
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Yeah, you do.
Nah, you're.
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Not women, not me.
Well, you would just be me.
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That's not true.
He he was going to kill Mimi
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because the first time he saw
you, you were running toward the
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group.
Yep, it was during the night
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scene.
Yeah, Oh yeah, you're right in
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the campfire and.
That was almost kind of by
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design, too.
What I'm?
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Hearing is that this this group
has a lot of really unhealthy
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attachment.
Styles.
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Yeah, Oh.
Yeah, sweet.
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It's about to become a mental.
Accent.
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Fucking wreck because of
Cassadia.
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Yes, more on that later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, you nailed it.
That's yeah.
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Glaive and Harkum are two brand
new characters, so we're still
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figuring out their texture
styles.
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Well, you.
Know I was like high key I was
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it was giving like it was giving
like German Shepherd and then
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like the ditzy, fritzy golden
retriever floating around there.
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Don't.
Step on that What?
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Look, there's a tower.
We should be careful and sneaky.
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Hello.
I'm home.
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Hello.
I was like, fuck this door,
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we're getting in there and and.
I have manners was out loud in
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character.
He just wanted to make sure
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everybody knew and he had sick
humanoid manners.
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We're gonna just.
Run on his people skills.
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Outrageous people's skills.
I just bent the hinges reversed.
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Yeah, that was nice.
Right, yeah, Glade has a 20
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Charisma, he just doesn't know
how to use it right.
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We're gonna.
Have to.
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Teach him how to raise.
I'm so excited.
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Teach them the College of Rizz,
we'll call it.
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It's like a Bard subclass, The
College of Rizz.
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Don't, no.
I was going to be a Bard.
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Mimi was originally going to be
a barter.
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I feel like I'd be more of a
menace.
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If you try to seduce an MPC,
you're trying to seduce the DM
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with with the current stats.
If you get him to Rizz College,
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we're all going to be.
Be careful it's pull start.
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I'm curious if there's already a
College of wins.
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Oh yes, there is.
There absolutely is.
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I'm looking at it.
Oh yeah.
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Oh, I mean like Mimi, Mimi would
have definitely said something
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to Cassadea if Cassadea would
have like, you know, stuck
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around.
But Cassadea, So you're.
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Here.
Kind of kind of medigamy how
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this have worked is don't give
it away.
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OK.
I know that'll be it for next
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20.
I'm kidding, but yeah.
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Wait, wait.
Effectively, what would have
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happened?
She would have left in the
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middle of the night.
Certain things happened last
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session that caused her to
effectively go a little bit
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cuckoo.
Yep.
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So she went on a mission.
I honestly.
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Aren't we all a little insane?
She just like hit beyond saying
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psychosis almost.
We're all insane OK.
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The amount of war crimes we have
committed as a group, as a
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whole, without.
Any repercussions?
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Urination and lobster boils.
That almost reminds me of, and I
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think this was before we met
Patty and Archie, but McKenna,
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this reminds me of the belt from
that one campaign, that one
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session we were doing.
Where the bell you?
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Guys broke the bell.
The Bell.
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That was an accident.
So for those of you listening,
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if nobody were talking about
most of us, I I think except
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Patty and Archie were playing in
a one shot one time and the town
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basically had gone missing.
And we come up to this bell that
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appears to have people's like
souls and almost like their
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essence being sucked into this
bell.
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So what McKenna and I think it
was.
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Was it you as well, Katie?
I think both of you were.
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That was my very first session.
Ever.
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Yep.
Yep.
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With all of us.
Yep, they broke the bell,
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effectively killing everyone.
At the time, it seemed like a
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good idea.
Seemed.
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Like a good idea at the time.
Oh yes, big plans for this this
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one gang.
So yeah.
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Rap in audience.
Cliffhanger to end episode.
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What is episode 24 of Crit
Happens?
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So that'll do it for Nat 20 and
unwind.
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Thank you all so much for
listening.
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We will be back with another
episode again probably next week
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unless something drastic
happens.
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But yeah, we want to thank
everybody again for listening
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that we went up quite
significantly in views over the
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last couple weeks.
So again, huge shout out to
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everyone that's just now
listening to us and just finding
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us for the first time.
Welcome.
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We definitely love you here.
So we're going to sign off from
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Nat 20 unwind because I'm
watching the Packer game right
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now and Jordan Love is on the
ground and not moving.
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So I'm going to go have a little
bit of a crash out.
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So that's going to.
Do it.
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From Nat 20 and unwind today
from everybody here at the P3
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Podcast Network.
He took a direct shot to the
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head.
I'm Spencer Hart.
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We'll see you next.
Time.
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Then we stab him, and then Osaya
stabs him at the altar.
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Osaya.
Is.
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Doing so well.
With the O for it I know.
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I was doing so well like 5
minutes ago.
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I'm sorry I got.
So hopeful.
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I I was like, oh man, she's
doing so good.
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She, she stumbled one time, like
kind of mispronounced one of the
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syllables and I was like, Oh no.
But it was still Osaya.
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And on that note, welcome to
that 20 and unwind here on
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Spotify and Facebook.
I love it.
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This seems to.
Be a seems to be a little bit of
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a Mystic, no?
No, it's fine, it's fine.
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I love torture.
I mean, Kayla OC, how are you?
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Feeling about the gang so far?
Oh good.
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Yeah.
It's chaos, just so you know.
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Yeah, but just how I like it.
Glebe has an unhealthy obsession
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with your bug.
OK, well, you just stay away
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from him.
He's like, like family.
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Look likes me.
Look doesn't like other things.
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Look just like me and and if you
break him even on accident, I
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will kill you.
I genuinely considered
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dimensioning door the bug in me.
Oh.
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My gosh.
Oh my.
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Gosh, it was it was I rolled and
it was evens or odds.
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Also, Cassadaya, what the flip,
man?
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I'm calling you out right now.
Oh yeah.
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We're welcome man.
We're back in welcome to
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Cassadaya here, the Nat 20 and
unwind for listening the entire
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time.
So Haley missed her.
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Hey, she literally, literally as
we were ending the episode, she
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goes, can I talk in the after
show?
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I'm lonely for Kenzie.
You know what you can always,
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you can always make another
character you know, since your
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last character is going to be
bye bye.
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Well, you don't know that, so
maybe, maybe this is just an
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image of Miros, but it's
actually Kazdea behind and you
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have to fight Kazdea now.
Oh great.
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So I love that prompt.
There's actually a level 30
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Warlock, yeah.
Are you?
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Kidding.
I don't want.
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To touch you, I'm running we're
breaking we're.
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Breaking.
The storm we're getting the
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freak.
Out No.
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You want me to reverse break it?
Yes, right now.
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Hey.
Don't.
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No one's allowed to meditate
this, but Glave does have 3
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immovable rods.
Strategically 3 because then he
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can put a triangle around
somebody and hold them captive.
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Oh my.
God.
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So.
It it, it took a lot of me not
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to just like hit the floor in
front of this tower and just
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collapse the tower.
Honestly, because.
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Because because I any structure
on a spot where the fissure
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opens collapses into the
fissure, so I could just
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collapse the whole fucking
tower.
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Just been done with it I gotta
say.
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It I wasn't expecting Nero's in
this and Spencer's like, hey, I
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have a script for you.
He's like, wait, what?
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Probably you weren't Nero's and
I was like, time to romance
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another bad, you know?
Another bad I mean.
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Speaking of romance, Savara was
specifically 6 feet behind, you
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know, mixed character Nix and
like, admiring behind.
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I mean, you see the overalls.
OK.
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Savara's new wife incoming Part
3.
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What's the scale one to 10 on
the dumpy scale?
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I mean, you guys can go.
I mean like, it's up to Nicks,
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honestly.
Oh.
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Katie and I already talked about
it.
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Oh damn.
All right.
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Our first romance of the bug.
Roman, yeah.
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It is.
Yeah, yeah, Roman.
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So yeah, I mean, we touched on
it just a little bit, but again.
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But again, Mikhail, welcome to
Varelios.
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How you feeling so far?
I'm I'm.
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Feeling pretty good.
I kind of fucked it in the
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beginning scene where I was
like.
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That was a Spencer problem, not
a you problem.
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Yeah, that was my fault.
Yeah.
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I personally wish you threw the
fireball at them, but.
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That's.
Just me it would.
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Have been a little.
Bit funny.
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Oh.
Shut up, you're a ghost right
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now.
Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, Survivor never really
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trusted Neros, but she didn't
like completely untrust him
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either.
When I think back, I think
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you're trying to kill almost
every single one of you at least
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once.
Yeah, you don't do it.
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Yeah, you do.
Nah, you're.
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Not women, not me.
Well, you would just be me.
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That's not true.
He he was going to kill Mimi
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because the first time he saw
you, you were running toward the
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group.
Yep, it was during the night
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scene.
Yeah, Oh yeah, you're right in
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the campfire and.
That was almost kind of by
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design, too.
What I'm?
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Hearing is that this this group
has a lot of really unhealthy
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attachment.
Styles.
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Yeah, Oh.
Yeah, sweet.
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It's about to become a mental.
Accent.
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Fucking wreck because of
Cassadia.
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Yes, more on that later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, you nailed it.
That's yeah.
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Glaive and Harkum are two brand
new characters, so we're still
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figuring out their texture
styles.
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Well, you.
Know I was like high key I was
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it was giving like it was giving
like German Shepherd and then
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like the ditzy, fritzy golden
retriever floating around there.
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Don't.
Step on that What?
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Look, there's a tower.
We should be careful and sneaky.
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Hello.
I'm home.
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Hello.
I was like, fuck this door,
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we're getting in there and and.
I have manners was out loud in
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character.
He just wanted to make sure
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everybody knew and he had sick
humanoid manners.
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We're gonna just.
Run on his people skills.
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Outrageous people's skills.
I just bent the hinges reversed.
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Yeah, that was nice.
Right, yeah, Glade has a 20
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Charisma, he just doesn't know
how to use it right.
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We're gonna.
Have to.
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Teach him how to raise.
I'm so excited.
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Teach them the College of Rizz,
we'll call it.
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It's like a Bard subclass, The
College of Rizz.
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Don't, no.
I was going to be a Bard.
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Mimi was originally going to be
a barter.
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I feel like I'd be more of a
menace.
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If you try to seduce an MPC,
you're trying to seduce the DM
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with with the current stats.
If you get him to Rizz College,
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we're all going to be.
Be careful it's pull start.
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I'm curious if there's already a
College of wins.
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Oh yes, there is.
There absolutely is.
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I'm looking at it.
Oh yeah.
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Oh, I mean like Mimi, Mimi would
have definitely said something
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to Cassadea if Cassadea would
have like, you know, stuck
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around.
But Cassadea, So you're.
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Here.
Kind of kind of medigamy how
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this have worked is don't give
it away.
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OK.
I know that'll be it for next
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20.
I'm kidding, but yeah.
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Wait, wait.
Effectively, what would have
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happened?
She would have left in the
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middle of the night.
Certain things happened last
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session that caused her to
effectively go a little bit
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cuckoo.
Yep.
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So she went on a mission.
I honestly.
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Aren't we all a little insane?
She just like hit beyond saying
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psychosis almost.
We're all insane OK.
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The amount of war crimes we have
committed as a group, as a
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whole, without.
Any repercussions?
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Urination and lobster boils.
That almost reminds me of, and I
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think this was before we met
Patty and Archie, but McKenna,
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this reminds me of the belt from
that one campaign, that one
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session we were doing.
Where the bell you?
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Guys broke the bell.
The Bell.
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That was an accident.
So for those of you listening,
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if nobody were talking about
most of us, I I think except
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Patty and Archie were playing in
a one shot one time and the town
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basically had gone missing.
And we come up to this bell that
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appears to have people's like
souls and almost like their
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essence being sucked into this
bell.
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So what McKenna and I think it
was.
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Was it you as well, Katie?
I think both of you were.
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That was my very first session.
Ever.
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Yep.
Yep.
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With all of us.
Yep, they broke the bell,
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effectively killing everyone.
At the time, it seemed like a
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good idea.
Seemed.
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Like a good idea at the time.
Oh yes, big plans for this this
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one gang.
So yeah.
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Rap in audience.
Cliffhanger to end episode.
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What is episode 24 of Crit
Happens?
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So that'll do it for Nat 20 and
unwind.
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Thank you all so much for
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We will be back with another
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unless something drastic
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But yeah, we want to thank
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last couple weeks.
So again, huge shout out to
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everyone that's just now
listening to us and just finding
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Welcome.
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We definitely love you here.
So we're going to sign off from
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Nat 20 unwind because I'm
watching the Packer game right
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now and Jordan Love is on the
ground and not moving.
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So I'm going to go have a little
bit of a crash out.
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So that's going to.
Do it.
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From Nat 20 and unwind today
from everybody here at the P3
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Podcast Network.
He took a direct shot to the
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head.
I'm Spencer Hart.
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We'll see you next.
Time.