Nat 20 & Unwind: The Break

0:00 Then we stab him, and then Osaya stabs him at the altar. Osaya. Is. Doing so well. With the O for it I know. I was doing so well like 5 minutes ago. I'm sorry I got. So hopeful. I I was like, oh man, she's doing so good. She, she stumbled one time, like kind of mispronounced one of the syllables and I was like, Oh no. But it was still Osaya. And on that note, welcome to that 20 and unwind here on Spotify and Facebook. I love it. This seems to. Be a seems to be a little bit of a Mystic, no? No, it's fine, it's fine.

0:42 I love torture. I mean, Kayla OC, how are you? Feeling about the gang so far? Oh good. Yeah. It's chaos, just so you know. Yeah, but just how I like it. Glebe has an unhealthy obsession with your bug. OK, well, you just stay away from him. He's like, like family. Look likes me. Look doesn't like other things.

1:22 Look just like me and and if you break him even on accident, I will kill you. I genuinely considered dimensioning door the bug in me. Oh. My gosh. Oh my. Gosh, it was it was I rolled and it was evens or odds. Also, Cassadaya, what the flip, man? I'm calling you out right now. Oh yeah. We're welcome man. We're back in welcome to Cassadaya here, the Nat 20 and unwind for listening the entire time. So Haley missed her. Hey, she literally, literally as we were ending the episode, she goes, can I talk in the after show?

2:03 I'm lonely for Kenzie. You know what you can always, you can always make another character you know, since your last character is going to be bye bye. Well, you don't know that, so maybe, maybe this is just an image of Miros, but it's actually Kazdea behind and you have to fight Kazdea now. Oh great. So I love that prompt. There's actually a level 30 Warlock, yeah. Are you? Kidding. I don't want. To touch you, I'm running we're breaking we're. Breaking. The storm we're getting the freak. Out No.

2:44 You want me to reverse break it? Yes, right now. Hey. Don't. No one's allowed to meditate this, but Glave does have 3 immovable rods. Strategically 3 because then he can put a triangle around somebody and hold them captive. Oh my. God. So. It it, it took a lot of me not to just like hit the floor in front of this tower and just collapse the tower. Honestly, because. Because because I any structure on a spot where the fissure opens collapses into the fissure, so I could just collapse the whole fucking tower.

3:27 Just been done with it I gotta say. It I wasn't expecting Nero's in this and Spencer's like, hey, I have a script for you. He's like, wait, what? Probably you weren't Nero's and I was like, time to romance another bad, you know? Another bad I mean. Speaking of romance, Savara was specifically 6 feet behind, you know, mixed character Nix and like, admiring behind. I mean, you see the overalls. OK. Savara's new wife incoming Part 3.

4:07 What's the scale one to 10 on the dumpy scale? I mean, you guys can go. I mean like, it's up to Nicks, honestly. Oh. Katie and I already talked about it. Oh damn. All right. Our first romance of the bug. Roman, yeah. It is. Yeah, yeah, Roman. So yeah, I mean, we touched on it just a little bit, but again. But again, Mikhail, welcome to Varelios. How you feeling so far? I'm I'm. Feeling pretty good. I kind of fucked it in the beginning scene where I was like. That was a Spencer problem, not a you problem. Yeah, that was my fault. Yeah. I personally wish you threw the fireball at them, but.

4:49 That's. Just me it would. Have been a little. Bit funny. Oh. Shut up, you're a ghost right now. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Survivor never really trusted Neros, but she didn't like completely untrust him either. When I think back, I think you're trying to kill almost every single one of you at least once. Yeah, you don't do it. Yeah, you do. Nah, you're. Not women, not me. Well, you would just be me. That's not true. He he was going to kill Mimi because the first time he saw you, you were running toward the group. Yep, it was during the night scene. Yeah, Oh yeah, you're right in the campfire and. That was almost kind of by design, too. What I'm?

5:35 Hearing is that this this group has a lot of really unhealthy attachment. Styles. Yeah, Oh. Yeah, sweet. It's about to become a mental. Accent. Fucking wreck because of Cassadia. Yes, more on that later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you nailed it. That's yeah. Glaive and Harkum are two brand new characters, so we're still figuring out their texture styles. Well, you. Know I was like high key I was it was giving like it was giving like German Shepherd and then like the ditzy, fritzy golden retriever floating around there. Don't. Step on that What? Look, there's a tower. We should be careful and sneaky.

6:15 Hello. I'm home. Hello. I was like, fuck this door, we're getting in there and and. I have manners was out loud in character. He just wanted to make sure everybody knew and he had sick humanoid manners. We're gonna just. Run on his people skills. Outrageous people's skills. I just bent the hinges reversed. Yeah, that was nice. Right, yeah, Glade has a 20 Charisma, he just doesn't know how to use it right. We're gonna. Have to. Teach him how to raise. I'm so excited. Teach them the College of Rizz, we'll call it.

6:58 It's like a Bard subclass, The College of Rizz. Don't, no. I was going to be a Bard. Mimi was originally going to be a barter. I feel like I'd be more of a menace. If you try to seduce an MPC, you're trying to seduce the DM with with the current stats. If you get him to Rizz College, we're all going to be. Be careful it's pull start. I'm curious if there's already a College of wins. Oh yes, there is. There absolutely is. I'm looking at it. Oh yeah. Oh, I mean like Mimi, Mimi would have definitely said something to Cassadea if Cassadea would have like, you know, stuck around. But Cassadea, So you're.

7:41 Here. Kind of kind of medigamy how this have worked is don't give it away. OK. I know that'll be it for next 20. I'm kidding, but yeah. Wait, wait. Effectively, what would have happened? She would have left in the middle of the night. Certain things happened last session that caused her to effectively go a little bit cuckoo. Yep. So she went on a mission. I honestly. Aren't we all a little insane? She just like hit beyond saying psychosis almost. We're all insane OK. The amount of war crimes we have committed as a group, as a whole, without. Any repercussions?

8:28 Urination and lobster boils. That almost reminds me of, and I think this was before we met Patty and Archie, but McKenna, this reminds me of the belt from that one campaign, that one session we were doing. Where the bell you? Guys broke the bell. The Bell. That was an accident. So for those of you listening, if nobody were talking about most of us, I I think except Patty and Archie were playing in a one shot one time and the town basically had gone missing. And we come up to this bell that appears to have people's like souls and almost like their essence being sucked into this bell.

9:15 So what McKenna and I think it was. Was it you as well, Katie? I think both of you were. That was my very first session. Ever. Yep. Yep. With all of us. Yep, they broke the bell, effectively killing everyone. At the time, it seemed like a good idea. Seemed. Like a good idea at the time. Oh yes, big plans for this this one gang. So yeah. Rap in audience. Cliffhanger to end episode. What is episode 24 of Crit Happens? So that'll do it for Nat 20 and unwind.

9:56 Thank you all so much for listening. We will be back with another episode again probably next week unless something drastic happens. But yeah, we want to thank everybody again for listening that we went up quite significantly in views over the last couple weeks. So again, huge shout out to everyone that's just now listening to us and just finding us for the first time. Welcome. We definitely love you here. So we're going to sign off from Nat 20 unwind because I'm watching the Packer game right now and Jordan Love is on the ground and not moving. So I'm going to go have a little bit of a crash out. So that's going to. Do it. From Nat 20 and unwind today from everybody here at the P3 Podcast Network. He took a direct shot to the head. I'm Spencer Hart.

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