Crit Happens: U.N.I.T. Deployed

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The following message has been

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distributed to wall scale bound
Syndicate agents.

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Warning, warning warning.
Neo magic rift detected

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location, the echo fields and
memory waste region.

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At 417 AMA, significant change
in rogue magical surges was

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detected.
Syndicate Intelligence does not

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know the origin of this source.
Syndicate Command is forced to

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activate the Universal Neo Magic
Investigation team, otherwise

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known as UNIT.
All agents are directed to avoid

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the region at all costs.
Interference to UNIT operations

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will result in loss of Ledger
and or death by scale.

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By secret we endure.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to

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another edition of Crit Happens
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We have a special couple

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episodes planned here for the
next couple episodes of Crit

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Happens.
We are going to be running a

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special session that I have been
wanting to run for quite some

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time.
It was brought to me by a couple

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of different of our players.
First of all, say hello players.

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Hello players.
Hello, this this session is

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going to be chaotic would
probably be a mild term for it.

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This is going to be straight
chaos gremlin out of all of you

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and I'm so excited.
This is going to be an all wild

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magic sorcerer session and I am
so excited for whatever happens

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with this.
So first of all, we would like

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to welcome in a new player, my
arch nemesis, welcome in

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Michaela.
OK.

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Rude.
OK, rude.

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No.
We've been playing together for

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some time and she's finally made
her way into the Crit happened

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stage.
So we're very excited to have

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you, especially for this session
because we've we've done this

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once before elsewhere and it was
just a a literal blast.

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So for those of you listening
have been wondering what the

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hell we're talking about.
They are all, like I said, wild

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magic sorcerers which have the
ability to surge and in those

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surges come either different
benefits, different horrific

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consequences and anything in
between.

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So and typically for a surge,
you have to roll A1 on AD 20 to

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surge.
In this instance it's going to

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be all spells you roll AD 12.
What did I say?

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And even you will not surge and
odd you will search.

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So like I said, it's going to be
straight chaos for the next two

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episodes.
So we are very excited to get

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this started.
So the information that I will

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give you guys as of right now,
again, you are what is known as

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the Universal Neo Magic
Investigation and Isolation

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team, otherwise known as UNIT.
You are a specifically

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designated team to investigate
any rare or out of control rogue

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magic.
So what you have been given at

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this time is that there is a
rift of strong Neo magic essence

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emanating from this rift and
you're being sent in to

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investigate and ultimately
isolate this anomaly.

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So you are starting out in the
Action Belt outpost as usual in

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this case because the standard
Syndicate headquarters is

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located in the Ashen Belt and
that is where you are stationed.

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So at this time, let's take just
a quick moment because there is

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no new characters as of right
now.

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So these are all brand new
characters.

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So we will just have our players
take a quick moment, introduce

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their characters again, and we
will continue on.

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Let's start with Zebulon.
I'm sorry, Archie, you want to

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introduce your character?
All right, I just recently

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decided to rename this
character.

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Also, I'm going with the name
Rowan because it is both the

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type of tree and a normal person
name.

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My guy is an Elodrin, so like a
Fay elf, and he essentially

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looks like Bushranger, like the
character from Fortnite.

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Who is a tree person?
Bump bump bump, bump, bump,

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bump, bump bump bump.
OK beautiful.

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Yeah, I know you've already
changed your Discord icon to

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Bushranger, so I love it.
Perfect.

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We will then move to Katie.
What is your character's name?

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My character's name is Orban
Balhorn.

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He's a human and he likes to
carry around his rock.

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He's OK.
So quick quick back story, quick

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side note about this character
specifically.

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This is a character that myself
and everybody at this table,

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except probably Kenzie, has seen
many, many, many, many times,

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and I can tell you I've been the
victim of this character quite a

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lot.
So freaking chaos demon.

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So yes, this character will be
straight chaos and I'm thankful

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that I'm not going to be in the
line of fire this time.

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I should warn all the rest of
you, however, the good luck.

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Yeah.
Beautiful.

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All right, let's move then next
to Patty if you want to

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introduce your character for us.
Yeah, the my character is Verin,

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Princess of the Tower, and she
is a human sorcerer and she

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likes to wield a let's see here.
I want to make sure I get this

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right.
A staff with a live scorpion

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attached to the top of it and
she looks like.

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Or does it just hang out there?
Yeah, it's it's it's it was

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attached by force.
Oh, OK.

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Like so.
And she looks a bit like

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Jennifer from The Witcher, just
for visual.

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Nice.
I love that.

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All right.
We will then next move to Kenzie

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if you would like to describe
your character.

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That's OK, Take your time.
I was talking the whole time and

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it was.
Pretty weird.

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Yes, you were.
My character's name is Seraphin

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Glitch Weaver.
She is.

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She's half goat, guys.
She's a seder.

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Nice and.
Adorable.

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That's all I got.
Because that's all I.

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Think I started with a seder
before I got permission to bring

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Orban, Yeah.
All right, it makes you feel

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like I wanted a fawn and I wound
up with the seder, so here we

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are.
Beautiful.

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And then we will.
We will then move to our new

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player, Michaela, if you want to
introduce your character for me.

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All right, tonight I'm playing
as Pippa Heck Spark.

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She is a kind of like a hybrid
between a Lightfoot halfling and

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a stifling and yeah, she's going
to be just as chaotic as I am.

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So that's that's what we're
bringing to the table here

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tonight.
Beautiful, Yes.

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So we did also effectively
create a brand new race breed

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for Yeah, race, a species for
Michaela's character.

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She is known as a kindled or
kins lid.

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Sorry.
Excuse me, Kins Lid.

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Sorry.
Yeah, I think this, I just want

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to be a really small, I just
want to be a really small

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tapling.
Like I just want to be a pocket

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tapling.
That's really all I want.

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All that.
You made it happen so.

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How tall would you say that she
is?

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What did we decide on like 4-1?
No, I went smaller.

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I went three. 3 wreaths, yeah.
33 foot.

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Yeah, there's an ad uncommon, I
think 2 1/2 as low as you.

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Can go before you come in as
dummy.

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Yeah.
Yeah, he's done.

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He like in the in the the like
the race description, he said

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like, you know, the typical size
was three to four and I was

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like, well, I don't have the low
end of that, so I'm just going

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to say 3 you.
Want me?

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Just three.
Just straight three.

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Yeah, noted.
Oh, we love that.

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We love a short queen.
She's tiny like me.

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She's be tiny, all right.
So we're going to make sure we

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have everybody ready to go.
All right.

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So tonight again we will start
at the Action Belt Syndicate

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Outpost, also known as the
Headquarters.

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Now I believe that I have
discussed with all of you

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certain magical items that you
wish to had correct?

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Or did I miss one?
You may have missed me.

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Well, you as you I say, you come
in with pretty hectic, hectic

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weapons anyway.
No.

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Oh really?
Been a rock.

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What else do you need?
That honestly though, like Orban

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doesn't really care.
Yeah, for real.

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Like actually like.
He's just like listening to that

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rock, like a telephone.
And he's like, what?

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Yes, literally.
What's going on?

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So again, a senior officer for a
unit comes in, you are in what

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we would call an emergency
briefing.

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And he says to you, an anomaly
is spreading into the echo

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fields and memory wastes.
Normal crews have failed.

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You are cleared to operate
outside standard protocol,

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stabilize what you find, report
only if required.

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And with that, again, it's a
short briefing.

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He will depart and he gives you
basically the information and

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location of where this rift is
and that rift, if all of you

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want to look in the world map
area, just so we have a look at

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the same thing we are looking at
right below the word waste of

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the location of where you guys
will be traveling to.

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So you guys will be heading from
the number 2 on the Action Belt,

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which is in the southwestern
coast of the Action Belt.

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For all of our audio listeners,
we love you to death.

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You'll be traveling again.
It'll be a two days travel to

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get fully into the echo fields
and to the location.

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So.
This is like right in the middle

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of it.
Yeah, just about it's a, it's a

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little bit if you're looking
directly at the echo fields,

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it's it's we'll say 2 inches
South of the S, the first S in

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wastes wastes.
Excuse me, I'm drunk.

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So that's where you'll be
heading this evening.

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So like I said, it will be a two
days travel.

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So again, my normal players will
understand what's about to

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happen here I am.
So what we do here, Mikaela in

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this instance is a travel
encounter.

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There will be 3 separate
encounters a day and they can be

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literally anything.
So what'll happen is I will ask

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anyone player to give me a
percent, I'm sorry, D100, and

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that number will determine the
encounter for that morning.

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So does anybody have any
questions before we begin?

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How will we know this anomaly
when we find it?

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The Echo Wastes are kind of.
Craziness by itself they are

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that is very true.
It this will be instance a

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little bit medicating.
It will be a very strong

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indicator of that you are
getting closer.

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All right, we just sense it as
wild magic sorcerers.

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Yes, because you are.
You are within units.

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You have that specialized
training to detect unstable and

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unusual amounts of magic.
And we're talking more along the

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lines of like danger level, like
almost extinction level of

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magic.
All right, I was excited to

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figure out what it smells like.
Beautiful.

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All right.
So with that being said, we will

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begin the travel to the
location.

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So I will say we'll welcome in
the new player.

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Michaela, give me AD 100.
OK, OK, OK.

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OK.
God, Oh my gosh.

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OK, hang on.
OK.

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So I do AD 20 and what 1?
D10 Yeah, the D10 and then the

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other D10 looking one that has 2
numbers per side.

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Oh my God.
OK, D10 And then?

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Percentile dice is the word.
OK, you could.

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Also just like throw another 10.
21.

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You rolled a 21, correct?
Yeah, Yep.

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OK, bear with me here while I
get that pulled up.

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I was telling Katie that I went
fishing for for dice in my car

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here today.
Nice.

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Yep.
Because, you know, they live in

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my, they live in my box, my
goblin box.

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And I'm not a nice driver so.
And neither am I.

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I curse at people a lot.
OK, so as you are on the trail

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and the the path to get into the
echo fields and memory wastes,

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everyone except Orban at this
time is traveling on this path.

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So I need everybody to give me
a, I'll say perception check.

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16. 10. 1610 Kenzie 3 I see
nothing.

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Let's see here for in. 7.
OK, who low rolled lower than a

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12?
That would be everyone except

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Pippa, I think.
Right?

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I believe so.
You ain't doing great.

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All right, Pippa, you as you
are, are making your way.

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You feel a slight tremor in the
ground.

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And I need, I need everybody to
give me a Dexterity saving pro.

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Everybody except Pippa.
We'll make that with

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disadvantage.
Oh man, is that A1 or A7?

242
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It's a one +45 but I've rolled
A1.

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Did anybody one did anybody else
roll lower than a 10?

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Yeah, I got.
A10 on the dot. 10 on the dot.

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OK, so you'll meet it meets the
beats.

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So Pippa failed.
Yeah, Nat 20 rolling failed.

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Where?
Where was that when I needed it

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there for the Nat 20?
OK, so a almost akin to an

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earthquake has begun.
Everybody except Verin and

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Serafin will stay on their feet.
Everyone else will lose their

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footing on the ground.
Rowan, you will take 5 blood in

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damage from planting your face
on the ground.

253
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Yeah, that sounds right.
Cool.

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All right, that is all for that
encounter.

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Again, some of these are pretty
easy so that we move to the

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afternoon encounter.
So at this point you're getting

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a little bit closer to the
action belt, echo fields and

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memory waste border.
So let's have who wants to roll

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the next.
I'm happy to roll D12.

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This time, I think since Katie
isn't here yet, you should roll

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some dice.
You want Orman to roll or you

262
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want me to roll?
Oh, you're asking me to roll

263
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D12?
I think so.

264
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OK, You're not going to get
through otherwise.

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You're not here yet.
I don't know that you guys

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really want to put your faith in
me, but I will.

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I love you for it.
Here we go, 10.

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Oh my.
God jinx too.

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All right, so who is going to be
holding, for lack of a better

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terms, the map where you would
be following who's who's

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leading?
I would be in the middle playing

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my hurdy Gertie to keep spirits
high.

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But definitely be taking up the
back looking at potentially

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running.
All right, so it's.

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Between OK, she considers awful
leader.

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OK, So what will occur here,
Verin, is as you're studying the

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map, you feel almost like a
little pulse in your hand and

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the map separates into two and
both show the next fork in the

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road for you to go the opposite
way of each other.

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So you guys will approach this
effectively a fork in the road

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because you are leading for in.
I'm going to have you make me a

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Wisdom save.
Are you sure you want to?

283
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Absolutely.
I have never been more sore in

284
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my life, that one.
Vern, I need you to roll me AD 6

285
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:39,160
please.
Starting out strong, guys. 55.

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So what will occur is the path
that you go down which which

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path you're going to go down.
The right path.

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The right path.
OK so you will go down the right

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path and as you're going down
the right path it about an hour

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passes.
I need you to give me a

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perception check.
Does my music provide any non

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bardic inspiration?
5.

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Yeah, what the hell, We'll give
her advantage.

294
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Yeah.
Not 20.

295
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Yay.
OK, you know this to be the

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exact same trail that you were
on 60 minutes ago, and as you

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have this realization, you come
to a fork in the road.

298
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Hey, do you know what you're
doing?

299
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Do you know where you are going?
I feel like we're going in

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circles.
OK.

301
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Let's look at the map.
Again, quick hold on, quick

302
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thing.
So again, out of out of game and

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out of character.
Michaela has told me numerous

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times that she has started
Campaign 2 of Critical Role.

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What she just said was quite
literally the same voice as

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Jester and I'm so for it.
I apologize, that was my ADHD.

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00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,160
I'm so for it.
If we're here for it.

308
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Anything that Laura Bailey does,
I'm holding one of her bags of

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dice.
Holding for God sakes.

310
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Pete Chester is my spirit
animal, but I do feel weird

311
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about taking taking her pigging
her voice, but OK, I approve.

312
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:37,840
We're good with it.
We're.

313
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,200
Good with it, all right.
Yeah.

314
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So again, Vern, you arrive at
the same fork in the road.

315
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,880
Well, now that that's happened,
the voice I was going to do

316
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maybe would be a little silly.
Love it, do it, love it.

317
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,000
Do it.
What is it?

318
00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:00,760
Let's hear it.
I'm just going to apologize.

319
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,400
I'm not good at at accents, but
I would turn and show the two

320
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different pieces of map and say
darling the map has other ideas

321
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,960
that.
Was amazing.

322
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,200
Let me take a look at that.
I'd take both the map pieces and

323
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,080
then cross my eyes and try to
look at it as if it was 1.

324
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,240
OK, do I see?
Anything.

325
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,560
New Give me a survival check I.
Don't know that I'm any good at

326
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:31,840
those.
Let's see 6.

327
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:42,440
Your vision kind of gets blurry
and it actually creates more

328
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,560
confusion because it kind of has
the same it the same map, but

329
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:52,720
again, it goes either way so.
Yeah, giving me a headache.

330
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,600
Someone else take a look at
this?

331
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:04,160
Does anybody else have ideas?
Any other woodsman among us?

332
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,600
Which one are we rolling here?
This one we're looking at a map.

333
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,480
Yeah, right now if you take the
map I'll give you, I'll have you

334
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:19,160
make me a survival check.
All right, OK, let's try it.

335
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,200
Hey, no, I'm not trying it.
Actually, I don't want to.

336
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:31,400
No, that was that and that one.
You are absolutely certain that

337
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,280
the the the the path, the right
way is the way to go.

338
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:46,840
We tried that already though.
I don't know what you are

339
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,680
talking about, it's so obvious.
It's also the right way.

340
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,840
Seraphin's going to kind of like
walk up and like grab the map

341
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,840
and be like, let me look.
Pippa, are you letting go of the

342
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,960
map?
Yeah, OK.

343
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,280
She can beat me with it for all
I can at this point.

344
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,160
Seraphin, give me a survival
check.

345
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,240
Yeah, I just did that.
I rolled another net 20.

346
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,200
These guys really like me.
Oh, thank God for you.

347
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,440
Please roll me AD 6.
At the four.

348
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:31,240
Yeah, you are absolutely sure
that the path down the left is

349
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:36,000
the way to go?
And do you go down that route?

350
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,200
Yeah, sure, right now.
OK, as you all head down, you

351
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:52,680
see a small hazard ahead, but as
Seraphin gets closer to it, a

352
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,120
almost an aura surrounds all of
you.

353
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:00,440
And you just walk right through
that hazard and everybody will

354
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:06,960
gain 10 tan tan temporary hit
points. 10 temporary.

355
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:13,320
Golly, golly.
Yeah, take it.

356
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:23,120
All right.
And as you are progressing,

357
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:28,800
it's, it's about, we'll say 3-4
in the afternoon, you just enter

358
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:34,360
the border between the action
belt and the echo fields and

359
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:38,240
memory wastes.
And I need everybody to give me,

360
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:51,000
I'm going to say, an Arcana
check. 19 got a good number for

361
00:28:51,000 --> 00:29:01,240
once. 20/30/20 who?
25 That's great. 3020 Pippa,

362
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,200
what did you roll?
I missed that.

363
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,720
I also got a 3020 or I got a Nat
20.

364
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,920
I'm sorry but but that's a total
of wait, what?

365
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,240
Which one are we doing?
This is what I say, Arcana,

366
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,240
yeah. 24. 24 and Orban, would
you roll?

367
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,480
I was supposed to roll
something.

368
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,880
I'm not there.
You are correct.

369
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:36,640
OK, so everybody senses a almost
a zone of memory distortion.

370
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Things are clouding in your
heads, memories of past missions

371
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:49,480
with units, even some memories
with family friends starting to

372
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:59,520
slowly blur together.
And as you are looking at the

373
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,760
ground you notice 3 versions of
what appear to be the same

374
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:10,520
footprint and all of your
codex's codices.

375
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:16,160
Codices are beginning to almost
vibrate, and they're warm to the

376
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:23,760
touch, and all of a sudden,
across the field of memory

377
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,800
waste, there's like a ripple in
the ground.

378
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:39,170
You see, I need everybody give
me a perception check. 15.

379
00:30:40,290 --> 00:30:48,480
6/9/19. 17.
OK, everyone, including, I mean

380
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,600
Verin, you had the six, correct?
Yeah.

381
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,320
For this is going to be a little
bit more hard for you to make

382
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:01,200
out for everyone else.
You see what appears to be a, a

383
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:09,880
figure that is slowly forming in
reverse, if you will, almost as

384
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,280
if it's being pulled back into
an existence from a moment that

385
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:21,360
hasn't necessarily happened yet.
He, he appears disoriented.

386
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,760
He's facing away from you.
He's at this point, he's very

387
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,800
out of it.
He just got sucked through some

388
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:39,600
form of ripple and he kind of
studies himself and just kind of

389
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:47,120
stands there.
Are you?

390
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,120
Well, hello there fine, Sir.
What brings you here today?

391
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,200
Talk.
To me.

392
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,200
Arvind just kind of really
slowly turns around with his

393
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,880
eyes, super boy, and he's like a
portal.

394
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,880
He wants to be a partner.
Who are?

395
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,360
We've all been there before.
Yeah, OK, cool.

396
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,960
I'm a drink.
You don't know where he comes

397
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,920
from.
Ah, no.

398
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,960
Sorry.
You see him pull out a rock and

399
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:26,000
he like whispers to it, and then
he goes, ah, no, he's.

400
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,600
Literally talking to a rock.
Do not give him anything.

401
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:37,560
Excuse me, you're like 3 foot
nothing.

402
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,120
And you talk to a rock.
And it brought me here.

403
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Is that a good thing?
Am I supposed to think this is a

404
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,920
good thing?
I don't see anything bad about

405
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,680
it.
Well, that's your problem.

406
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,840
I think he has more problems
than that.

407
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,440
So.
And it smells too.

408
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,480
Yeah, yeah.
So he hasn't showered in a

409
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,120
while.
As yeah, you, you were, you were

410
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,720
sucked in that portal for quite
some time.

411
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:18,040
It's been quite a long time that
you were inside that time

412
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:23,960
portal.
So as Orban begins to interact

413
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,240
with the rest of you, all of
your codexes kind of float up

414
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,400
from your backpacks and kind of
kind of hover in front of your

415
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,000
face.
And as the pitch pages are

416
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,240
flipping multiple times, it gets
to the Backpage, which is

417
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,360
effectively the roster page.
And you see kind of written in

418
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:49,240
real time a full line just kind
of writes itself out without in

419
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:55,520
the ink it says designation
orbit code name unbound 17

420
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:02,440
operative vile recruit on site
because you think.

421
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,480
Why are we stuck with this guy
now?

422
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,520
Unit recognizes Orban as a
foreign Wild Magic operative.

423
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,440
His arrival does match a breach.
Does match the breach signature?

424
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,520
You're late.
We were supposed to leave this

425
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:26,960
morning.
Sam, sorry, I'm here now all.

426
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,840
Right, I suppose that's what
counts.

427
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,199
Cool, cool.
Where are we going?

428
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,239
What are we doing?
Magical anomalies.

429
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:46,080
I mean AH have witnessed many an
anomalies, some of magics and

430
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,760
some of nuts.
And you'll fit right in.

431
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,600
That's what we're here to do.
Seraphim's brain.

432
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,200
Seraphim's just kind of kind of
roll her eyes, grab her Ledger

433
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,880
that's, I'm assuming, still
floating in front of her, shove

434
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,160
it into her bag and look at
Peppa, Peppa and just roll her

435
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:11,080
eyes again.
It's Peppa.

436
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,160
It's not Peppa.
Not like the pig.

437
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,280
Yes, of course.
What about?

438
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:27,240
It cool.
So do you just continue on with

439
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:32,240
Orban?
I think so.

440
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,320
It seems like we are stuck with
him now.

441
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,800
All right, so then I will have
orbanroll the evening encounter

442
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:47,000
D12 please.
Okie dokie 5.

443
00:35:49,520 --> 00:36:07,710
Spencer, what does my eyeball?
Seem give me a give me an Arcana

444
00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:12,920
check.
Wait, this is not a toy.

445
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:23,920
I'm sorry, what's 9 + 413?
Are you kidding me?

446
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,320
Right sitting across the room
and goes.

447
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,240
Are you kidding me?
Hey, math is hard.

448
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,400
They say math is hard.
Nothing out of the ordinary like

449
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,440
that.
You wouldn't be able to see like

450
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,720
normal.
Nothing really abnormal as of

451
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:54,280
right now.
OK, All right, so with A5, you

452
00:36:54,280 --> 00:37:02,480
notice patrol for the Ember
Guard is approaching.

453
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,160
That's three Dominion soldiers.
They are each carrying a Echo

454
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:13,080
Stone that reacts to any broken
oaths or unstable magic.

455
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,120
Oh.
Did they talk to rocks too?

456
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,880
Did they give them powers?
What does he say?

457
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,120
I.
Don't think so, they usually

458
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,520
just attack when I try to talk
to them.

459
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,520
Well, the rock.
Does literally no one else

460
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,320
talks?
To rocks.

461
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,920
I find that hard to believe.
Maybe you should try.

462
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,320
I talk to trees so.
Give me a rock, I'll talk to it.

463
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,960
Let's see if it talks.
I pick up a rock, not mine

464
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,000
obviously this one is this is my
rock and I gave it to you I'm.

465
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:57,400
Gonna put it up to my tail.
No, but the one in my eye does.

466
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,440
Got a rock in your eye?
Yes.

467
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,760
Do you want to see it take a
very close look?

468
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,280
Heck yeah.
And what you?

469
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,000
See, Orban give me a perception
check with advantage 'cause

470
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,560
she's basically like, hey, do
you see it?

471
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,520
No, 'cause she's looking at my
eye, not I'm not looking at her

472
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,560
rock.
Right, right.

473
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,680
That's what I'm saying is Orban
gives me a Yeah, give me a.

474
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,560
You OK?
Oh, Orban does OK.

475
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:29,480
So basically what you see is
this arcane like Bolt

476
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:35,080
effectively almost frozen in
time, kind of sparkling, but

477
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,680
it's not moving and it's almost
just permanently there.

478
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Well, she's while while he's
taking like a really close look,

479
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:48,120
I'm going to kind of jump at him
and go, hey, try to scare him.

480
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,400
Give me an intimidation check.
Woody, back up.

481
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,680
We'll do contesting
intimidation, Orban.

482
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:02,600
That's the 17.
How about a 24?

483
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,720
Yep, you are not scared.
You stand there like stoic like

484
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,320
you don't move an inch just.
Confused what the hell I'm

485
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,240
doing.
Yep.

486
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,160
Who does this little punk think
she is?

487
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,800
I grew up on the streets, damn
it.

488
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,240
Real quick, I need everybody to
roll me a Dexterity saving

489
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,720
throw.
Please.

490
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,960
Oh.
Shit.

491
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:48,680
Oh. 22. 10 19 OK Verin, what did
you roll?

492
00:39:55,050 --> 00:40:00,570
I didn't realize my mic was
muted 10. 10 All right, so who

493
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:03,570
rolled below a 12?
Me.

494
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400
Me.
Me.

495
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:12,720
All right, gorgeous.
I need my dice.

496
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:16,160
I need my dice.
That's what I forgot.

497
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,440
All right.
Everybody that rolled below a 12

498
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:35,080
will take 7 bludgeoning damage
from the second ripple and Quake

499
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,640
of the Earth.
It's a little bit stronger this

500
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,280
time.
So you will take what?

501
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:45,400
I say 66 bloods mean damage.
You said 7.

502
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,880
Did I say seven?
Yeah, 7.

503
00:40:48,600 --> 00:41:00,140
OK,
cool.

504
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,020
All right.
And then how would you like to

505
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:06,300
approach the oncoming guards?
You have a limited amount of

506
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,720
time.
What are we supposed to?

507
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,400
So they're just, they're, I
mean.

508
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:16,440
They are slowly approaching from
the other from the opposite side

509
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,520
of the.
Pen say hi, I don't see a

510
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,600
problem with them.
Oh, no, these are bad guys.

511
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:27,520
Be careful there, OK?
They're not usually very

512
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,560
friendly to Syndicate folk like
us.

513
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,680
Syndicate.
That's our employer.

514
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,040
I thought they hired you.
That's what it says here.

515
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:48,120
In my book, totally.
And as as Orban says, that you

516
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:55,040
feel almost a tug on your
backpack, like a small tug, as

517
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,320
if an item was just dropped into
your backpack.

518
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,600
Well, I don't look.
You don't look OK you.

519
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,520
Didn't look.
God damn that rock.

520
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:15,400
What the fuck?
Before we get caught by these

521
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,560
guards, I would like to conjure
up the image of a forest with

522
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,920
misty visions.
OK, love it.

523
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,000
Alright.
A 15 foot cube of thick

524
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,480
Woodlands.
And while he's doing that, I'm

525
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,480
going to grab Orban by the back
of the ankle, make sure he

526
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,280
doesn't walk through it.
Back of the ankle.

527
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,040
Yeah, I'm literally 3 feet tall.
I don't know what you want me

528
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,280
to.
Do I love that so much?

529
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,960
Hey, Mr. I'd like.
Handsy man.

530
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,040
First, climb up the nearest
tree.

531
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:52,160
OK, First things first.
Or Rowan, I need you to roll me

532
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,880
AD 20 please.
We got a six.

533
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:02,120
A six OK, so you do not search.
That was close.

534
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:09,360
Are we in the the danger zone
already for wild magic surges?

535
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,880
Yes, you you are at this point
just beyond the line of the echo

536
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,960
wastes and memory, or the echo
fields and memory wastes.

537
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,440
So magic is going to be quite
unstable here.

538
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,960
But we're perhaps safe for now.
Correct.

539
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,760
So you said a 15 foot cube
centered on you?

540
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,200
Yep.
I guess centered on the party.

541
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,920
I don't know if we're on the
main path exactly or where, but

542
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,240
we need to hide.
And this is how I can hide.

543
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:52,240
So in this vast almost wasteland
of sand and wasted memories and

544
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,040
broken oath stands a 15 foot
tower of trees.

545
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,400
But they can't see us inside.
I'm going to require everybody

546
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:20,200
to give me a stealth check. 19.
15. 3020.

547
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,160
Is it 3020?
16.

548
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,840
I got 15 OK.
Everybody passes, they will.

549
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:34,240
What is that sound bite?
That's from, I think, our second

550
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,200
or third session together.
Oh God, yeah.

551
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,120
Two of our players said the word
Yeah, two of our players said

552
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,000
the word Dirty 20 at the same
time, same time.

553
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,360
It happens.
We press the button 'cause I

554
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,880
like buttons and.
OK, sorry I didn't throw up

555
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,440
that.
OK, so with everybody passing

556
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,120
the stealth check, even though
there's a patch of 15 foot

557
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,320
forest in the middle of the
wasteland, essentially they will

558
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,920
not, you will not draw their
attention.

559
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,680
They will just pass by on their
patrol of this area.

560
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,920
They've seen Stranger Things
here.

561
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,480
That's not to investigate,
right?

562
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,280
Exactly, don't want to get too
far into it.

563
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,080
All right.
So you will then continue on

564
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:27,560
your journey.
At this point it's about 7:00 or

565
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,080
8:00.
And really the only thing that

566
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,160
is any sort of light at this
point is the the moon in the

567
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:44,790
sky.
Sounds like it's time to make

568
00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:51,870
camp.
Unless the rest of the game can

569
00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:53,750
see in the dark, I guess.
I don't know.

570
00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:56,150
I've got dark vision.
I do too.

571
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,760
Urban definitely doesn't.
No, no.

572
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,000
I can just use my light, can't
trip.

573
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,720
There produce the.
Sun I also have to dance with my

574
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,880
I was.
Going to say I can cast

575
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:20,680
fireballs as I can count.
And we're off, all right.

576
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,600
So are you guys making camp for
the evening?

577
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:31,280
Do we press on slightly farther?
I don't think I can see in the

578
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,240
dark.
I I don't know.

579
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,400
I don't know, does it actually
have any like advantages to go

580
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,960
through other ways?
I mean like we only use what,

581
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:47,680
one spell slot?
I believe.

582
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,760
How's everybody?
How's everybody doing health

583
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,960
wise?
And it's our seven damage.

584
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:55,680
What?
What?

585
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,760
I did take 7 damage.
I would like to take a nap, Rock

586
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,360
says.
Nap.

587
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,720
All right, I guess we're
napping.

588
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:09,120
OK so you will break camp for
the evening.

589
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,040
So as the night kind of winds
down, you again, as night

590
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:24,080
progresses, start to hear
whispers and just conversations

591
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,600
that people are other people
have had with others and they

592
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:36,000
are just screwing about in this
this region they are.

593
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:47,400
Oh I love beef scrapping.
So we will have two players for

594
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:51,600
the night watch.
You can pick whichever 2 you

595
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,400
wish, then we'll move on to
nighttime encounters.

596
00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,480
I can make a watch.
I'm an.

597
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:04,360
Elf and I'm asleep.
Morgan, you just said you need

598
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,840
to take a nap.
I do, but like I could if you

599
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,120
need me to.
What does the rock say?

600
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,400
You said the Rock said nap.
Yeah.

601
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,360
I said I should.
I see if you take a watch you

602
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,680
still can take a nap.
It doesn't want to tell me.

603
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,200
Just take a nap.
I guess a nap.

604
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:35,280
It is night, guys.
Literally Actually though.

605
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,960
All right.
So I'm hearing Rowan will take

606
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,680
first watch.
Yeah, I think I would just be

607
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,680
meditating and listening to
those conversations as an elf.

608
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,000
I don't need to like fully
sleep.

609
00:48:52,200 --> 00:49:02,160
So give me a percentile hole
please. 85 all right.

610
00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:16,550
So Rowan, I will need you to
give me a perception check.

611
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:26,800
Right, we got 15 or passive 16.
You see kind of a almost a dark,

612
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,120
mysterious figure coming towards
camp.

613
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:38,560
Oh boy, I guess I'm a polite
gentleman.

614
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:44,960
I would ask who goes there loud
enough so that the people in

615
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,480
camp would also hear me say
that.

616
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:58,280
Everybody in camp give me a,
we'll say, perception check with

617
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,560
disadvantage because all of you
are actively sleeping.

618
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,120
It's going to wake up and be
like, what is going on?

619
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,920
Five, I'm sleeping.
Like a rock, you're Yep, you're

620
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,720
dead in the world.
Happy to be here.

621
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,120
Yeah, for Red, you're also dead
to the world.

622
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,480
That's a 10.
I'll allow it.

623
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:27,240
You wake you.
You're kind of like what I got.

624
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:34,880
AI got a 17.
Yeah, you wake up instantly and

625
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:39,960
as Orban, excuse me, as Rowan
says hello.

626
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,920
Who goes there?
You hear?

627
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,560
You see the shadow almost a
little more quickly coming

628
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,840
towards camp.
Oh, that's not good.

629
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,840
I'm going to wake up everybody
else.

630
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,840
OK.
How would you be doing that?

631
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,120
Get off your lazy axes, there's
a freaking shadow coming.

632
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,760
OK shadow everyday leave me
alone.

633
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,440
Woman Orbin and Verin both
immediately wake up.

634
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,640
I'm not even going to require
the role because that was

635
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,680
hilarious.
You immediately wake up.

636
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,920
Orbin rolls over and tries to go
back to sleep, by the way.

637
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,760
Serpin is not having that.
She's going to whack him with

638
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,920
her quarter staff.
Who?

639
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,720
Orbin.
Oh yeah, give me an attack role.

640
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:42,360
Back him.
I just want to hit him Three.

641
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,800
It doesn't hurt.
Three, you wildly miss.

642
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:53,520
Being her miss, I'm going to
being her miss, I'm going to

643
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,920
like jump up on top of him and
like kind of like take him by

644
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:04,560
the shoulders and just do like a
Jesus, kind of shake him and get

645
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,280
in his face.
Do you wake up Orban?

646
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,280
Don't listen to your fucking
rock and me get up.

647
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:25,760
Get up and as Orban wakes up,
the the figure is coming a

648
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:33,240
little bit more into the light
of the fire of camp and he's

649
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:38,480
just a mysterious stranger and
he comes up to the camp that's

650
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,760
kind of in general and says,
please, I've I've been trapped

651
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,480
in this region for weeks.
I I can't get out that just it

652
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:52,120
keeps circling me in the same I
I need to get home to the to any

653
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,840
kind of like semi like passes
out and kind of swamps over into

654
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:02,160
this into the sand.
Did he walk into a portal too?

655
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,880
Not as common as you.
Think it is?

656
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,560
I'll tell you what.
Give me a Orban.

657
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,400
Give me a history check.
Hell yeah.

658
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,560
Oh, he's doing that.
Can I do an Arcana 19?

659
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:32,440
Sure, Orban, even though you're
not really of this realm, you

660
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:38,280
get the sense that this, this
stranger is not hostile.

661
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,520
He is genuinely lost.
He has the signs of malnutrition

662
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:49,080
and almost like a like a like a
split moment of like schizo

663
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,320
almost where he's hearing
voices.

664
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,640
And you can, you know, he's kind
of laying on the ground.

665
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,400
He's kind of looking around like
he hears voices in his head and

666
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:04,640
he just starts screaming.
Please help me help him.

667
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,280
Did you whip my?
All right, man, we're going

668
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,320
deeper.
In no, I'm asking the rock.

669
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,760
I help him.
I'm on like search first search

670
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,280
my pockets.
I think I have some some few

671
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,920
stale crackers in here
somewhere.

672
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,920
My pet Remy might have the the
the rat might have eaten them

673
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,680
though, but I'll check I.
Mean.

674
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,920
Fucking rat, give me a fuck.
Give me investigation check

675
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:37,400
Orban.
Out of three.

676
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:44,520
You find like a chipped off like
portion of one cracker it it

677
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,720
absolutely appears like the the
crackers that you had in your

678
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:57,120
pouch were eaten by Remy.
Well so I did an arcana check on

679
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:02,320
this guy to see if he like if
he's being like possessed by

680
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:08,000
anything magical of 17.
No, he, he's not magical by any

681
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,480
means.
In fact, he's not.

682
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,280
He would be what we would
consider a commoner, you know,

683
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,920
not, not special by any means,
no abilities or anything.

684
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,560
Yeah, we're all special.
I am special.

685
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,640
Maybe he just as hasn't met the
right rock yet.

686
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:36,080
Shut the fuck up, rock man.
All right, I got some extra.

687
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:44,040
I got some extra rations.
I I'll give him some food and

688
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,520
water.
OK.

689
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,520
Yeah.
He will take the the rations in

690
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:59,560
the water and kind of sit up
kind of fatigued and he will

691
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,920
just begin naman on the crack or
the rations and drinking the

692
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,600
water slowly.
And you see after about 5.

693
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,280
Minutes side eye in him.
Sure.

694
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,000
After about 5 minutes, you see
almost kind of like the life

695
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,960
start to appear back in his face
a bit.

696
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,080
He's got some food in his
stomach, he's got water finally.

697
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:23,560
He hasn't had water in days and
he's still kind of looking

698
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,160
around like he's hearing things,
but then he kind of focuses

699
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,360
directly on you.
Peppa.

700
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,560
Pippa.
Excuse me?

701
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:35,560
If you motherfuckers keep
calling me Peppa, I'm on a raid.

702
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,880
Peppa Pig.
I mean, Orban thinks that's your

703
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:45,880
name.
Going to motherfucker and he

704
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,800
goes.
Thank you.

705
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,440
Do you know the way to get out
of here?

706
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,120
No, I don't know how to read a
fucking map apparently.

707
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,360
I suggest stepping through a
portal that that got me out of

708
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,400
where I was and.
He goes Portal.

709
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,120
There's there's nothing around
here.

710
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,520
There's What are you talking
about?

711
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,040
I'm going to do a little like
circle like a 360, you know, And

712
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,640
I'm like, yeah, you're right.
I don't see one.

713
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,360
Nah, we came from that way.
And I just kind of wildly

714
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,560
gesture.
OK.

715
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,200
Don't listen to him, his his
brain is in a fucking rock.

716
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,720
And he kind of looks at Orban,
looks at Pippa, looks at Orban,

717
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,240
looks at Pippa, and goes, I'm
just going to go that way.

718
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:46,560
And he just starts running in
the direction that Orban pointed

719
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:53,960
him in.
Orban, I need a good luck real

720
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,800
quick.
Orban, I need, I need you to

721
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:04,360
make a Romeo D4.
OK, 3.

722
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:11,400
You point directly to the South.
OK.

723
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,400
Oh, no.
Oh oh.

724
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,840
Yep.
OK, bye.

725
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,720
He will run off to the South.
Yeah, don't say.

726
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,560
For our audio listeners.
Seems like the right way to meet

727
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,920
E.
Yep, for for our audio

728
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,280
listeners, we love you to death.
The correct answer was

729
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,040
Northwest.
I think he needed to go, so yes.

730
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:37,680
OK, so that'll complete.
I told you not to listen to the

731
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,360
man with the wrong.
He's far gone.

732
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,080
Maybe we'll run.
Into him again, maybe?

733
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,080
We don't know.
All right.

734
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,120
And then so everybody then will
return to sleep.

735
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,880
Who is taking the second watch?
Was that Orban me?

736
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,640
Oh, Pippa.
Pippa.

737
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:05,200
Orient's like, just jumps right
back into his little spot and

738
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,560
he's like night.
Night.

739
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:11,840
Good night.
All right, Pippa, give me AD 100

740
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:30,960
please. 3333 OK, nothing that
you are able to.

741
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:36,000
Well, OK, so as you're kind of
watching guard for the night,

742
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:43,520
you all of a sudden feel your
your shoes, your boots just fill

743
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,640
completely to the brim with
gravel and dirt.

744
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:58,080
This is.
Funny, I'm just going to let it

745
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,440
happen.
Free foot massage.

746
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,000
OK.
So we'll continue the rest of

747
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,600
your watch then and that will
complete the long rest.

748
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,960
We would move here into Day 2.
We are going to step away for a

749
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,480
quick break here.
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786
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787
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,480
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790
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:33,400
We are back into the second day
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791
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:39,080
to get to the location of the
undetermined rogue magical

792
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:44,200
surges in the rift.
So you all wake up the next

793
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:50,400
morning and will you just
continue down the path right

794
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,560
away as well?
Good, yeah.

795
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,120
I think so.
Did I hear any good

796
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,280
conversations while I was
listening in the night?

797
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,400
No, it was.
It was pretty silent most of the

798
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,920
nights unfortunately.
Conversations happening just.

799
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,640
Yeah, they are the the whispers
were occurring, but while you're

800
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:12,000
sleeping they're more like a
almost like white noise.

801
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:17,080
Or it's just OK, not full
sentences?

802
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,880
Right.
Yeah, just so.

803
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,640
All right.
All right, so as the as you

804
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,720
continue to push forward, the
landscape is now beginning to

805
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:39,480
shift from more of just a
wasteland of dirt and voices now

806
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:44,600
to almost a terrain of scorched
stone, fractured memories.

807
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:50,600
The air is cooling.
The sounds are beginning to fall

808
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,320
a little bit out of sync.
You know, you take a footstep

809
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,560
and it takes and it echoes
twice.

810
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:04,040
Your shadows are being pulled
slightly ahead of yourselves

811
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,800
before they kind of snap back
into place.

812
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:17,320
Oh, anybody's seeing this?
This is fine.

813
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,800
Yes, it's fine.
This is fine.

814
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,640
It's fine.
It's fine.

815
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,280
Literally everyone is seeing it.
We're all looking at the same

816
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:31,800
thing.
And as Orban walks up as saying

817
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,720
that the the sound from his
voice is out of sync with his

818
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:42,240
mouth and his presence is almost
creating mild distortions of

819
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:48,720
itself, small slight glitches of
a step that was already taken.

820
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:58,000
And then as all this is
occurring, your codices are

821
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,720
pulsating with the the rise in
magic.

822
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,720
And as you take out your your,
your, your individual codexes,

823
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:16,600
words are being What was that?
I do this time by the way.

824
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:25,360
OK, as your you open your codecs
frantically, words are being

825
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,560
scribbled that says memory
fracture expanding, echo

826
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:32,160
pressure rising, rogue wild
magic increasing.

827
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:42,120
So what you've arrived to what
you've arrived to is an area

828
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,520
where memory and time are
breaking down and you have to

829
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,000
navigate it without being
without becoming trapped inside.

830
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,120
So I will let you determine how
you wish to do that kind of as a

831
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,920
role-playing opportunity.
There also will be skilled

832
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,680
checks.
So is Orban like?

833
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,800
Is he actively like getting
consumed into that or?

834
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,080
No, because Orban's kind of in
the front at this point.

835
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,440
His his starts to kind of ripple
before he kind of steps back a

836
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:17,520
bit, almost as like there's a
zone around this spoke this

837
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,640
area, if you will, that all of
this these ripples and effects

838
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:27,920
are occurring.
Orban's going to like stick his

839
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:32,200
hand in a few times, don't wait
to watch it, like kind of ripple

840
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,760
and then pull it out.
OK, I'll see him doing this.

841
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:41,120
I'm going to kind of smack his
hand away and say you, you don't

842
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,640
know what you're doing, Don't
touch these things.

843
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,160
The rock says to, so I just
continue.

844
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:52,160
OK give me an insight check me
Orban.

845
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:57,600
That one.
All of these are every time you

846
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:01,040
cross the the threshold, it's a
genuine echo of what you're

847
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,160
doing.
So it's like 1/2 step behind in

848
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,040
time.
Cool be.

849
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,680
Going over here, can I also make
an inside check on it to be?

850
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,080
Well, hold that thought
actually, because we're going

851
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,480
to.
We're going to complete Orban.

852
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,480
Orban, I need to enroll me AD 20
on the wild magic search table,

853
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,000
please.
Hell yeah.

854
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,320
Oh no, wait.
No, it's cocked.

855
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:31,280
I want a Nat 20.
Oh my God.

856
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:40,360
Oh my God.
This is why we don't let you

857
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,920
play.
Oh my gosh.

858
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:49,840
OK, this is going to be
horrendous.

859
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,000
God I.
Need damn it, Katie.

860
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,960
Everyone.
I need everyone to roll me two D

861
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,680
20s.
Including me.

862
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:07,560
Including you.
Oh my God, you're not going to

863
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,600
believe this.
I have to take a bitch.

864
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,320
Did you just do two more 20s?
Bitch, are you doing 2?

865
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:18,240
Ones I did 2 ones.
Oh my God.

866
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:23,520
No.
I'm gonna need some photo

867
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,200
evidence.
Hold on.

868
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,920
Let's talk about that, honey.
And it's 17.

869
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:36,840
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.

870
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,120
If it was going to happen to
anybody, it was going to happen

871
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,120
to Orban.
Yeah, well this is going to get

872
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:47,200
this goes up.
OK, I need everyone to roll me

873
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,840
two separate Dexterity saving
throws.

874
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,479
Sure shit, there it is. 2
natural ones.

875
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,479
Does Arvind also roll these
rolls?

876
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,560
Yes, I need a beautiful
Everybody needs to roll 2

877
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,479
separate Dexterity saving
throws.

878
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,840
Are those the two that you just
had us throw or are?

879
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:14,120
These these are these are, yeah,
these are the consequences of of

880
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,960
orbons 2 natural ones.
All right.

881
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,240
OK, I got another natural.
Go ahead.

882
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:25,600
Go ahead.
I got another natural 20 and a

883
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,520
10.
OK, what's your dex modifier or

884
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,560
saving throw modifier?
Let's do.

885
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:39,040
Two, OK, so the net 20 of course
will succeed.

886
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:44,439
The second 10 or 12 in this
instance will not.

887
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:49,040
You will take.
Goddamnit.

888
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,359
Orbiting 17 fourth damage.
Oh boy.

889
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,280
Let's now move to Rowan.
I need your Dexterity saving

890
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:02,240
throws please.
I got a 19 and a 10.

891
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,680
So the 10 what's your dexterity
for modifier?

892
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,680
Is that with your modifiers?
That was with.

893
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:13,240
OK, so the 10 will fail.
You will take 15 forced damage.

894
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:21,120
Next we'll do Serafin.
I got a 21 and an 18.

895
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,880
Both of those will succeed.
You will be fine.

896
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,360
I apologize also Orban and
Rowan.

897
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:32,240
And wait, did I have Orban do
his Dexterity saving throws yet?

898
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,800
Pip.
Oh God I hate that.

899
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,160
Pippa and Rowan, you are both
knocked prone.

900
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:45,920
We will move to Verin.
I rolled a net one on the first

901
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,640
deck save, so 2.
And.

902
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:53,680
Then I rolled a net 2 so I got 3
for that second deck save.

903
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:03,120
Why do our dice haters?
11:13 Fourth damage to you for

904
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:10,040
in and then Orban will have you
do your dexterity saves and then

905
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,720
also again Patty, you're not on
prone.

906
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:29,320
I was A5 in US ten.
OK, 10/21. 23. 26th force to

907
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:34,720
you, Orban.
As much as this is going to pain

908
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:38,680
me to say this, I'm going to
show you what the effect is on a

909
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:41,960
natural one.
Mainly that last line.

910
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:47,120
Katie, I need you to roll me two
more D 20s to roll again on the

911
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:47,640
table.
God.

912
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,200
Oh my God, two.
Oh my God.

913
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:55,080
Yeah, you rolled right now You,
you rolled 2 that one, so.

914
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,280
Three and a 12.
Three and a 12 is.

915
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,840
She death saving right now be so
for real.

916
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,360
Are you death saving?
I don't think so.

917
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,960
No, no, I'm not 20. 4 All right,
all right, all right.

918
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:21,800
My God, so with your what was
your first role?

919
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:25,360
Again, I apologize.
You got a three and a 12.

920
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:38,480
OK, so with your 3 you will
transform into a gargoyle.

921
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:46,680
OK.
With your 12 like a gargoyle

922
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,440
Katie, I'm trusting you on a
role play option for this.

923
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:53,720
What?
What was the question?

924
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,840
Well it's not a question.
So with the 12 the caster

925
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,680
forgets 1 personal detail such
as a quark, favorite food or

926
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,560
habit.
DM's choice for the rest of the

927
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,880
session.
No mechanical effect with heavy

928
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,880
role play impact.
I am going to make you forget

929
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:14,720
the the rock.
Did the Rock tell you what will

930
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,400
tell you this was going to
happen?

931
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:25,320
Spencer, you know, fucking rat
named Remy and you picked the

932
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:30,680
rock.
I did because I want to see what

933
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:31,280
you do.
I don't.

934
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:35,320
Know what he's going to do?
Fuck the Rock is going to find

935
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:39,280
it in your back like everything.
You forget mostly everything

936
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,280
about the Rock You.
I will.

937
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,080
I'll say that you have a
distinction that this rock meant

938
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:48,000
something to you, but it's going
to take some time to try and

939
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:52,960
remember.
Fuck.

940
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:57,080
OK.
OK, cool, let's now move to

941
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:02,960
Pimpa's 2 rolls on the Wild
Magic table.

942
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:11,720
Oh man, come on.
OK, wait, was that the first

943
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,680
roll I did?
No, that was for your Dexterity

944
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:17,440
saving throws.
You know the role before that.

945
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:24,640
There was the role you did
before that was for because

946
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,680
you've only done one set of two
so far.

947
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,680
I've only did 2 sets of two.
I don't.

948
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:37,680
Yeah, just roll them again all.
Right, that's two fives.

949
01:14:44,930 --> 01:14:53,760
So you are going to have two
very powerful memories about

950
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:58,120
this area.
However, these memories are not

951
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,280
your own.
These memories belong to someone

952
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,840
you've never met before, someone
you've never come into contact

953
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:10,880
with.
You know that this person has

954
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:15,640
been to this location and been
to this region once or twice

955
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:22,120
before, and you know that each
time he came back drastically

956
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:27,240
different.
Give me a I'm going to have you

957
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:43,450
make me an insight check
16.

958
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:48,370
You know that this memory
belongs to a shapeshifter named

959
01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:49,170
Zebulon.
What?

960
01:15:51,970 --> 01:15:55,210
Is that name.
That was my main character.

961
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,400
My guy's given up some memories
a handful of times.

962
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,280
It.
It sounds like an alien name.

963
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:07,440
It kind of sounds like.
It's actually a biblical name.

964
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:12,280
A man named Zebulon from the
point the Bulla Doob.

965
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,480
Exactly.
Also Pippa, you are going to be

966
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:19,960
stunned for 5 minutes.
We will move to Rowan.

967
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,600
Oh boy, I rolled A-15 or sorry,
a 16 and a 17.

968
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:33,400
OK, first let me start the timer
for OK 16.

969
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:44,200
A 10 foot cube within 60 feet of
you fills with fractal particles

970
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,600
for one minute.
Creatures in the area have

971
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,520
disadvantage on all attack
ability or saving throws, and

972
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:51,880
the area is lightly obscured.
So really, nothing effects you

973
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:59,960
right now.
OK, I'm going to change this one

974
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:01,960
because we're going to be here
for fucking ever.

975
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,480
The original 1 it says every
Wild Magic sorcerer within 30

976
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:10,280
feet must immediately roll on
the Cascade Wild Magic table and

977
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,480
apply the results.
So instead, here's what I'm

978
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,360
going to do.
I'm going to enact their first

979
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,120
Wild Magic and Mischief Card of
the Night, brought to us by our

980
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:23,160
friends at Game Masters Books.
It is going to be the fount of

981
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:28,520
lightning, and what that will
mean is a good question.

982
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:36,040
The fount of lightning chaos,
chaotic rising Lightning

983
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:40,680
crackles across the area.
Every creature must succeed on

984
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:44,120
ADC 12 plus your proficiency
bonus Dexterity saving throw.

985
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:50,480
So we'll say it's going to be
ADC 15 saving throw or take 44

986
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:54,000
lightning damage.
Is anybody made of metal or

987
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:59,360
wearing anything metal?
I didn't think so.

988
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,920
OK, I think so.
So I need everybody to rule me a

989
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:08,840
Dexterity saving throw except.
How will that work As I'm a

990
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:12,800
gargoyle?
You can.

991
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,520
Still take the, take the check.
I'm going to say that however

992
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:23,880
with the with the gargoyle, I'm
going to follow his stats for

993
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:30,600
that.
So you will have a straight 0.

994
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:35,520
So it's whatever the die says.
How mid?

995
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:40,800
How mid And then for Pippa you
will make this roll with

996
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,680
disadvantage because you are
stunned.

997
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,320
Well, I roll in that one.
Oh boy, OK.

998
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,440
Right goes across the room, he
goes.

999
01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:05,840
Fuck.
OK, who all rolled below a 15?

1000
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:14,400
Me, Orban, Pippa. 23 here.
OK, Rolling's good.

1001
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,520
Serafin, you're good.
Veran, you're good.

1002
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,400
Yep.
OK.

1003
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:23,800
So Michaela and Orban.
Orban.

1004
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:32,280
You will take 3. 578 What did I
say?

1005
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,840
Force damage?
Lightning damage.

1006
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,920
Great.
And then with a natural one

1007
01:19:44,920 --> 01:20:05,200
6/10/11 15. 17.
Yeah, 2325 31 Lightning to you,

1008
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,960
Pippa.
Well, I have 20 hit points, So

1009
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:12,640
what does that mean?
So you will dip below 0, so

1010
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:21,160
you'll fall unconscious.
So as as Rowan feels like this

1011
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:25,200
magical pulse kind of emanate
from within him, pulse, you just

1012
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:29,440
see Pippa just fall right to the
ground.

1013
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:44,360
Well, that's not good.
Are there more wild magic surges

1014
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:46,240
happening?
Yet, yeah, we got to get through

1015
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:50,280
Serafin and Verin yet.
But I would allow a moment if

1016
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,440
you wish to do something to
bring her up.

1017
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,400
Yeah, I don't have any healing
magic or anything, but can I

1018
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:01,120
attempt to stabilize her?
Yeah, I'll let you do that.

1019
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:10,000
Give me a medicine check.
Right, I rolled a 6 + 3 is 9.

1020
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,720
I will allow her to stabilize at
0.

1021
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:31,040
Don't die on me.
OK Seraphin 2 D 20s please.

1022
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:38,840
Yeah, I rolled 13 and a 20.
OK, I'm ignoring the 20 because

1023
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:43,960
we're not doing this again.
So the next spell that you deal,

1024
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:50,080
you will get an extra 1D eight
of the type of damage that

1025
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:54,440
you're doing, but you will also
take 1D8 of that same type of

1026
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,160
damage.
So just write that down in your

1027
01:21:56,160 --> 01:22:02,880
character sheet somewhere.
And then for the 20 I'm just

1028
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,640
have to flip over another card,
probably easier.

1029
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,200
OK, I the fount of shining
light.

1030
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:15,240
Bright light illuminates the
battlefield and runs through all

1031
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,400
things upon it.
All creatures shed bright light

1032
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,120
within a 10 foot radius, have
disadvantage on stealth checks,

1033
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,600
and gain no benefit from being
invisible.

1034
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:26,560
This light is the the light of
this fount overrides any

1035
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:32,360
darkness, magical or otherwise.
Oh boy, how long does that last

1036
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:38,480
until.
I determine that's done, I'm

1037
01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:43,440
going to set a timer here.
All right, all right.

1038
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,960
So that will do Seraphin's turn
for Rin.

1039
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,040
Two and a 19, you know.
OK, let's.

1040
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:57,720
Start with the 19.
You may choose one of the

1041
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:01,440
following as your magic
harmonizes with ambient shards.

1042
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:04,240
You can either regain a source
report, which I don't think

1043
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,240
you've spent yet, teleport up to
30 feet to an unoccupied space

1044
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:12,080
you see, or you can impose
disadvantage on the next saving

1045
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:17,120
throw against the spell the cast
or cast within one minute, so.

1046
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:23,920
I'll pick the last one.
OK, we'll just allow you say the

1047
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:28,000
next spell cast against you or
the next spell that you require

1048
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:32,440
a like a saving throw for will
be made a disadvantage similar

1049
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:36,280
to what Serafin has.
OK, cool.

1050
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:41,640
And then that will complete the
wild magic surge that took

1051
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:47,320
forever.
So what you saw in the span of

1052
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:52,640
approximately 20 seconds was
Orban stick his hand in the over

1053
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:58,080
the threshold of the distortion
of magic and time and set off a

1054
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:07,160
cavalcade chain reaction of wild
magic, including Pippa who's

1055
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:08,440
currently still laying on the
crown.

1056
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:16,480
So like, how does this whole
being a gargoyle work now?

1057
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:21,720
I have a timer running for the.
OK cool, temporary polymorph.

1058
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,640
I am just freaking out right
now.

1059
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,880
You are a rock who's forgotten
about your rock.

1060
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:38,360
Are you moving right now?
Me, yeah, but I'm kind of like

1061
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:45,360
looking at my as I'm like
looking at my arms and things.

1062
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:50,920
OK, so you're moving?
Yeah, it was just laying on the

1063
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:55,120
ground kind of moaning and you
hear go, if I make it through

1064
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,760
this, I'm going to fucking kill
that gargoyle.

1065
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,120
Well, I don't have any healing,
but I would at least try to pick

1066
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:15,080
up Pippa to carry her with us.
We do like the wrong rest or

1067
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:16,600
something.
Jesus.

1068
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,880
Sounds like we need to get out
of here. 1st right I'd allow a

1069
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:24,400
short rest 1515 minutes for a
short rest or you know if you

1070
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,440
want to take a couple of rest
half hour yeah you can take a

1071
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:28,320
couple of dice yeah we're.
Gonna need it.

1072
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,480
OK, yeah, thanks to you,
asshole.

1073
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:35,800
So how long will you guys be
short resting for?

1074
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,040
I'll leave it up to the most
injured person maybe.

1075
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,120
I'd like to short rest for three
years.

1076
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,880
OK, that's quite a lot of hit
dice.

1077
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:56,720
We'll start with 1/2 hour.
Roll two of your hit dice to get

1078
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:05,560
some of your hit points back.
Nearly gonna remember.

1079
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:17,880
They'd be on your the front
page, I believe.

1080
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:21,280
Yeah, on top left underneath
your Mac's HP says Hit Dice

1081
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:24,960
total 86, so you can roll you.
Can roll to keep.

1082
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:35,760
Do an hour.
Yeah, at least I'm I'm under

1083
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,440
half still.
More than an hour.

1084
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:41,520
How many would I get?
You'd take 4?

1085
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:49,510
Yep.
Rowan is back to foam.

1086
01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:56,870
Oh Jesus, rolling low. 8-9 I'm.
Barely over half.

1087
01:26:57,790 --> 01:27:00,310
Did any of those dice show up as
a six?

1088
01:27:02,070 --> 01:27:03,750
Nope.
No, OK.

1089
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:10,840
OK.
So you can take that hit point

1090
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:18,160
back that you rolled and then
you may continue on if you wish.

1091
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:25,640
I'm gonna yell at the gargoyle,
actually.

1092
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,120
Am I even a gargoyle anymore?
It's been an hour.

1093
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,520
No, you would not be a gargoyle
anymore any longer.

1094
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,640
Think so.
OK, well then I'm just going to

1095
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:41,240
get in his face and say next
time I tell you not to touch

1096
01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:43,040
something, don't fucking touch
it.

1097
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:51,040
Yeah, fucking idiot.
I'm going to turn to anybody

1098
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:53,400
who's next to me and go.
I don't.

1099
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:55,960
Know.
What's going on?

1100
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,920
What the fuck is Yeah look at?
Her so man like.

1101
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,360
Just.
Orban is like completely wide

1102
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:04,280
eyed and really confused right
now.

1103
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:10,120
He's like, I know I forgot and I
don't know what it is.

1104
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:16,920
Sarah is just going to reach
over and like Pat Orbin on top

1105
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,440
of the head, be like they're
there and just walk away.

1106
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:30,880
All right, So what would you
like to do from there?

1107
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:34,360
Again, currently you're still
standing right outside where all

1108
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:39,640
hell just broke loose.
And we need to get further into

1109
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:41,120
that direction.
That's correct.

1110
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:45,240
I'm just going to keep stomping
along I guess.

1111
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,840
So wait, is it like the path is
like blocked by?

1112
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,840
This is that to you it almost
appears like there's an

1113
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:59,760
invisible threshold on the path.
There was a certain point you

1114
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,960
can see, like almost like a
glimmer every once in a while,

1115
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:07,200
indicating there's some form of
magical barrier there.

1116
01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:14,320
OK, can my eyeballs see or
detect anything?

1117
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:26,390
Give me a perception check.
Was the part that it sees the

1118
01:29:26,390 --> 01:29:28,870
next wild magic surge or
something like that?

1119
01:29:30,150 --> 01:29:36,800
She's looking to see if she can
see discrepancies in the on the

1120
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,640
ground.
Right now.

1121
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:39,240
Gotcha.
Yeah.

1122
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:44,240
Oh, I mean in like the, in like
the force field or like, like if

1123
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:47,320
my eyeball can see anything
different about the air, you

1124
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:48,160
know?
Oh, sure.

1125
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:54,640
Yeah, 14.
OK, so again, you can see

1126
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:59,080
through the threshold if it
glimmers right at the the the

1127
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:09,040
barriers starting point and you
see in the air almost like like

1128
01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:12,520
a bird flying and then kind of
reverts back to where it was

1129
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:16,840
before and starts flying.
And then it jets like teleports

1130
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:20,800
like 30 feet in front of it and
keeps going comes back.

1131
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:24,600
So it's almost like it's others,
it's lagging.

1132
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:28,280
OK, is there like a pattern to
it?

1133
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:38,240
Give me an insight check.
That's the right.

1134
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:51,360
Place or I.
Don't see?

1135
01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:54,520
There's there's, there's no,
there's no pattern to it that

1136
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,840
you can at least you can tell
there there's no pattern.

1137
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,600
How do we feel about teleporting
across the threshold?

1138
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:08,600
Oh, I have a spell for that.
Does anybody not have a spell

1139
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:18,480
for that?
I I I got I can I can.

1140
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:23,920
I remember doing the steppy
thing and it was like missed.

1141
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:28,160
I think I can do it.
I can do.

1142
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,720
I can do.
Dimension door.

1143
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:34,880
You teleport from your current
location to any other spot

1144
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,800
within range.
I don't know if I can take other

1145
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:40,760
people you can bring along.
Yeah.

1146
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,680
OK.
You can bring along objects as

1147
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:47,760
long as their weight doesn't
exceed what you can carry.

1148
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:51,640
Yeah.
Does your little 3 foot self.

1149
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,240
Yeah.
So that's not going to work for

1150
01:31:55,240 --> 01:32:00,880
everybody.
I have both misty step and phase

1151
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:04,480
step.
Ellodrin can like, teleport a

1152
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:08,520
willing ally as if they were
casting misty stuff.

1153
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:11,480
I feel like I'm supposed to do
something before I do the the

1154
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:15,240
the misty step.
But I don't know what the fuck

1155
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:17,200
up.
Just walk through the misty step

1156
01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:19,240
now.
Don't give him that.

1157
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,040
Let him keep him.
He doesn't know what the fuck is

1158
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:23,600
going on.
Just let it happen.

1159
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,920
Fuck that rock.
What about the rock?

1160
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:29,880
Anything about a rock?
I'm trying to figure out what

1161
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:31,560
this rock is.
I know it's important.

1162
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:34,280
I'm talking about your brain,
stupid.

1163
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:38,200
It is a rock.
Do you know what?

1164
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:42,320
This rock, I don't know shit.
Give me a deception check.

1165
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:55,440
Like do I roll against it?
Yeah, give me an inside check.

1166
01:32:55,480 --> 01:33:02,360
Contested.
Well I got a net 20 + 8 so.

1167
01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:06,080
And she he got a 5.
Yeah, you absolutely believe

1168
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,480
him.
You believe Pippa?

1169
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:20,480
OK.
Give me a give me a Constitution

1170
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:21,320
statement for Orban.
Oh.

1171
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:27,200
Good.
I think that's the right save.

1172
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:50,840
Give me another one.
OK, how's a 2323?

1173
01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:57,280
OK, you will hang on to the rock
still.

1174
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:08,680
Good.
OK, so so far and I assume

1175
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:11,120
Pippa, you relayed that
information to the rest of the

1176
01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:14,800
party with the bird?
The what?

1177
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:15,720
The bird?
Yeah, yeah.

1178
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:18,480
Yeah, as all of you have seen
the bird kind of glitch back and

1179
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:22,600
forth, lagging in the air.
Also the ground as as Pippa kind

1180
01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:25,120
of points you in the right
direction of the of the area

1181
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:28,440
she's looking.
You see the ground kind of like

1182
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,200
almost like a wave at some
points.

1183
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:35,680
It's like it's growing,
shrinking, kind of almost

1184
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:46,160
recreating itself.
I'm going to convince the

1185
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:50,480
gargoyle to go. 1st.
I am not a.

1186
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:56,280
Gargoyle no longer a gargoyle.
OK, I'm going to convince the

1187
01:34:56,280 --> 01:35:00,880
dumbass to go first.
OK, give me a persuasion check.

1188
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:09,040
I will have Orban give me a, oh,
we'll just say contested

1189
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:14,520
persuasion.
He's persuaded that one.

1190
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:17,520
That one beautiful game.
That's hilarious because it's a

1191
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:19,480
math 20.
Oh my God.

1192
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:23,440
Really well.
So you get this rush of

1193
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:26,920
adrenaline, Orban, I'm going to
give you 10 temporary I.

1194
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,840
Gotta get outs.
You got, I gotta go.

1195
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,920
I'm going to give you, I'm going
to give you 10 temporary hit

1196
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:37,520
points as almost as a rallying
cry as you go sprinting through

1197
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:44,560
this threshold.
You know, he's honestly, he's

1198
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:49,240
going don't touch my rock.
He doesn't know why, but he

1199
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:51,920
knows it's important.
I'm going to need both a

1200
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,520
survival check and an athletic
check.

1201
01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:05,360
For survival, he got dirty 20.
Is a dirty 20.

1202
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:14,560
For athletics, he got an 8.
OK, so with the athletics role,

1203
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:19,760
you're going to kind of go to
burst through this echo wall and

1204
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:26,880
you are going to feel a rush of
arcane energy.

1205
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:38,040
I'm going to have you take 10
points of force damage.

1206
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:42,400
OK.
But with your dirty 20 for

1207
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:47,960
survival check, you will be able
to maintain the path in this

1208
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:58,200
warped terrain.
OK, OK.

1209
01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:13,160
Ow you guys coming?
I'm going to do, I'm going to do

1210
01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:16,920
dimension door from where I am
to where he's standing on the

1211
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:22,240
other side.
OK, give me an athletics check.

1212
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:28,040
Wait, why do I need to do an
athletics check?

1213
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:30,520
Because you're going through the
threshold.

1214
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:35,800
Even though it's even though
it's like a door from one side

1215
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,800
to the other.
Oh, you're I'm sorry.

1216
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,960
You're using Dimension Door.
Yeah, I apologize.

1217
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:45,520
I didn't hear that.
Yeah, I will say that you do

1218
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:48,960
have to give me a roll on the
actually, let's see here.

1219
01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:50,320
Dimension Door is a level spell,
correct?

1220
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:53,400
It absolutely is.
Roll me AD 6.

1221
01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,120
That's a six.
Six.

1222
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:03,600
OK, You will not search.
So yeah, you'll just pass

1223
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:06,280
through kind of seamlessly to
their standing right next to

1224
01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:09,640
Orban.
Oh.

1225
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,960
Damn it, not you.
It's Easter fucking pepper.

1226
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:21,320
One day you're going to love me.
It might not be today, but also

1227
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:24,960
good.
Does the rest of the gang have a

1228
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,920
plan for how to get across
before I go?

1229
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:30,400
Otherwise I can face step
someone across.

1230
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:34,960
I can miss these steps, so I'm
good I could.

1231
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:39,440
Use some help.
All right, in that case, Ioffer

1232
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:42,520
up a face step.
It's not a spell, it's just like

1233
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:50,400
a racial feature.
And as a bonus action, when I

1234
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,160
use face step, I can instead
teleport 1 Wheeling creature I

1235
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,560
touch within 5 feet of me.
It teleports to an unoccupied

1236
01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:59,240
space of my choice that I can
see within 30 feet of me.

1237
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:07,400
So teleport across the
threshold, after which I will

1238
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,200
follow with misty step which is
a spell.

1239
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:17,000
They're also doing the misty
steps we.

1240
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:18,880
Oh my God, I was muted that
entire time.

1241
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:22,480
So sorry As I was like, I was
like, hang on a second.

1242
01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:25,720
It just kept going.
I was like, OK, so when you

1243
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:31,840
teleport through, you still feel
that slump of arcane energy.

1244
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:39,840
And as you teleport into the the
echo pressure zone, the air kind

1245
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:48,760
of almost snaps and you see the
glimmer of the threshold of this

1246
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:57,760
zone kind of dissipates.
Interesting.

1247
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:06,720
Oh, I think we press onward.
Agreed.

1248
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,840
Let's go.
OK.

1249
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,320
Okey dokey.
Orban, I'm gonna have you lead

1250
01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:19,400
still because of that.
I'm just waiting to check.

1251
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:27,200
So you push on and you push on
for about an hour and orbit.

1252
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:29,640
I need you to give me a
perception check.

1253
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:48,240
OK. 19 You see about, we'll see
about 500 yards ahead, a very

1254
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:55,680
distinct but very a visible yet
very far away thin line of red

1255
01:40:55,680 --> 01:41:03,640
light.
Anybody else seeing this red

1256
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:10,000
light?
I'm going to just went.

1257
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:13,320
And look in that direction.
Yeah, I'm going to point where

1258
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:15,360
I'm seeing this line of red
light.

1259
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:17,960
Yeah.
And as Rowan, I'm sorry, as

1260
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:24,720
Orban kind of points in the
direction of the thin line of

1261
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:30,880
red light, everybody does see it
as it's kind of shifting in the

1262
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:33,920
air, almost like a little bit of
a wave.

1263
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:43,880
Arcana like this?
Say again, Verin, sorry I.

1264
01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:51,640
Want to do an arcana check?
Yes, give me an Arcana check.

1265
01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:53,880
I'm going to have you do it with
disadvantage though, because of

1266
01:41:53,880 --> 01:42:02,480
this 500 yards away. 19.
With disadvantage, yes.

1267
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:12,280
OK, this thin line of red light
is the source of the rogue

1268
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:16,920
arcane magical surges.
OK.

1269
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:18,120
I'm going to share that with the
party.

1270
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:24,000
You mean we made it?
We found the thing.

1271
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:26,800
I think so.
Now what?

1272
01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:32,520
Hey.
Supposed to enable it.

1273
01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:35,200
Or contain.
It Hey, Orban, go touch it.

1274
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:39,680
Go touch it.
I feel like I'm supposed to do

1275
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:44,440
something first.
Give me a persuasion check Pippa

1276
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:49,720
do.
I.

1277
01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:54,480
Do what was it?
What was they roll against that?

1278
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:57,320
You'll just do a same
persuasion, contested

1279
01:42:57,320 --> 01:43:05,120
persuasion. 18 + 8 so. 2616.
You're tempted to go touch the

1280
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:08,640
red light.
OK.

1281
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:13,120
OK.
Is anyone following Orban?

1282
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:19,480
I'm going to by the shoulder and
be like, let me try this time.

1283
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:24,440
OK, I don't know, like I kind of
want to though.

1284
01:43:24,600 --> 01:43:33,200
Like it looks shiny.
Shiny, if you want to touch the

1285
01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:34,760
the line, let him touch the
line.

1286
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:41,400
However, I do feel following.
I feel like we should probably

1287
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:44,680
before we walk into this, we
should probably long rest, maybe

1288
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:49,320
potentially there.
Would be no long rest available,

1289
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:52,120
there would just be short rest.
OK, All right.

1290
01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:55,760
Because I have nine hit points,
so I got. 28.

1291
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:04,960
I'm going to cast on Pippa
Healing Word.

1292
01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:09,280
OK, go ahead and give me.
Yeah, what's the word?

1293
01:44:13,960 --> 01:44:14,880
How?
How tall are you?

1294
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:19,040
3 feet.
OK, I'm going to.

1295
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:21,600
I'm going to.
It'll be short.

1296
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:29,760
Short OK, First things first.
Give me AD 6.

1297
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:37,550
Roll six.
You will not surge.

1298
01:44:37,590 --> 01:44:41,630
OK, so go ahead and roll damage.
Remember exploding dice if any

1299
01:44:41,630 --> 01:44:52,210
of those explode.
Here we go, 2 D 4 + 2.

1300
01:44:55,050 --> 01:44:58,200
All right, so eight points of
healing for Pippa.

1301
01:44:59,480 --> 01:45:01,400
Thank you.
You roll 2 threes.

1302
01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:10,400
It's it's two D 4 + 2 so I
rolled 2 threes so I got a. 6 +

1303
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:11,760
2 threes.
Yeah, that's what I think of.

1304
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:13,000
OK.
I just want to make sure you

1305
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:14,760
didn't explode.
OK?

1306
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:15,960
No.
Cool.

1307
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:17,760
All right, So, yeah, you could
take those hit points.

1308
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:27,200
Pippa 17 for you all right.
And then unless everybody stop

1309
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:30,240
and her orbital start or him is
orbital start, making his way

1310
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:34,560
towards the red light.
I'll be following close behind.

1311
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:41,400
OK, she's honestly kind of just
like, not too close, but you've

1312
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,480
been singing it, so I'm on my
way.

1313
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:52,720
So as you get closer, the air is
kind of growing quickly.

1314
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:59,680
Colder colors are starting to
flatten into a dull shade of

1315
01:45:59,960 --> 01:46:03,920
their once bright color.
Also, you are no longer bright

1316
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:14,320
lights you the all of your Neo
Magic Isolation codexes appear

1317
01:46:14,960 --> 01:46:18,880
open in front of each of you and
in each one it writes the same

1318
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:22,760
message across the pages.
It says fracture collapsing

1319
01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:27,120
breach opening and straight
ahead the red light is tearing

1320
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:30,920
through the air.
It's it widens, it twists and

1321
01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:35,840
it's becoming a full on rift.
The ground drops about 6 inches

1322
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:38,720
in a single motion.
Your shadows are stretched

1323
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:41,360
forward.
Heat scatters across the earth

1324
01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:45,440
in sharp pulses.
The rift is pulling.

1325
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:49,000
Not like wind, not like gravity,
but it's pulling the way a

1326
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,640
memory drags somebody into a
distant moment.

1327
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:57,280
Slow at 1st and then immediate.
Your codex's vibrate.

1328
01:46:57,280 --> 01:46:59,960
Flames of Violet Neo magic arc
across the covers.

1329
01:46:59,960 --> 01:47:04,840
The team, your your team feels
the pole in their chest before

1330
01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:06,920
your feet begin to drag on the
ground.

1331
01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:11,640
One step, 2 steps, and another,
and there's no choice.

1332
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:15,320
There's no time.
The Fracture sees everyone of

1333
01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:19,720
you as a single unit and pulls
the pulls you into the center of

1334
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:23,200
its rift.
The fold the world folds back

1335
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:29,400
into on itself.
Heat, light, silence, impact.

1336
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:32,360
And that's where we're going to
end tonight's episode of Crit

1337
01:47:32,360 --> 01:47:34,400
Happens.
God damn it.

1338
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:38,800
Beautiful.
Yeah.

1339
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,120
I'm excited for next week's
episode as well.

1340
01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:48,880
I hear questions that was.
Rock, guys.

1341
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:53,160
Orbit doesn't have a rock
anymore.

1342
01:47:55,440 --> 01:47:57,960
Full for now anyway.
He has a rock, he just doesn't

1343
01:47:57,960 --> 01:48:00,000
know what it is.
He's from a rock.

1344
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,920
Thank you all so much for
listening.

1345
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:06,040
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1346
01:48:06,040 --> 01:48:09,040
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1347
01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:12,720
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1348
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1349
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:19,080
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1350
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:22,400
And for the cast, if it happens,
we will say goodnight.