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location, the echo fields and

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memory waste region.
At 417 AMA.

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We are back for episode 2 of
this two-part series with our

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members of the Universal Neo
Magic Isolation Team, otherwise

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known as UNIT.
So say hello UNIT.

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Hola.
Hello Unit.

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Hello, so just to recap, just a
quick if you have not listened

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to episode 1, absolutely go back
and listen to it.

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It was chaos times about 10 and
I can only I can only determine

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it's going to go worse from
here.

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So for those of you again, just
joining us as a quick reminder,

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the entire team has been sucked
into the rift that was

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discovered in the echo fields
and memory wastes.

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So they are currently awaiting
the result of being sucked

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through space and time.
Also, a quick reminder for this

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session again as well, we are
utilizing very modified rules

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when it comes to wild magic.
Surges will happen often and

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frequently, as well as terrain
changes frequently during any

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sort of combat, wink wink.
So we will start with all of you

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giving me a Dexterity saving
throw. 22 all right. 2211. 11/18

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for Sarah for in that 28. 18 for
PIPA. 18 for PIPA.

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Sarah, what did you roll?
I apologize you.

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Got a dirty 20, Dirty 20 OK.
Is a dirty 20 OK, so everyone

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except orbit will land on their
feet almost.

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Think of it like a like Thor
coming down like that superhero

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landing.
You just kind of land on one

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knee and A and A and A and a
foot as you come through this

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rift.
Orban on the other hand is going

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to land directly on his head and
that will be 9 force, 9 force

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damage to you.
We all just need.

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I didn't.
Need any more damage to his

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head?
We all like, we all land so

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nicely.
And then we just see this like,

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like scrambling, like starfish
screaming coming from the the

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sky.
Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, It's like I, I'll
show you what it looks like when

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I well, I imagine that after
tonight's session, because I

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have to find a specific video.
So all of you hit the ground in

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orbit included.
The rift behind you seals in a

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single flash of red light.
The air here is cold and still.

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The ground is cracked black
slate.

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Steady pulse moves through the
stones.

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Each individual codex opens
again without your touch, and a

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single line writes itself saying
location unknown, Breach source

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detected.
The sky is a dull Gray sheet.

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No wind, no movement.
Sound carries a lot farther than

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it should in this in this area
you see a narrow path ahead and

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it drops into a wide circular
Chamber of broken rock.

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As you can see, a red glow rises
from the center of that chamber

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and it and it slowly pulses
Orban.

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Yeah.
The presence around you is more

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distorted than normal, as if
your wild magic signature was

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pushing back against the
pressure of this zone.

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Interesting.
And you're visible?

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Yeah.
I mean, you can give me a

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perception check.
It's pretty low, DC 16.

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OK.
Is everybody going to tap the

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check?
Sure.

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Am I trying to get?
My bearings, sure. 12 OK.

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Was that a perception or
investigation?

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Perception.
Yep. 13.

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OK, Seraphin, what did you roll?
I got a 13 as well 13.

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OK, all of you can can see this
distortion around orbit.

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I want to poke it of.
Course you do.

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OK, give me a give me a straight
Dexterity check. 13.

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Your hand just kind of goes
right through it.

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And as your hand goes through
it, you feel almost like this

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fuzzy feeling, almost if you
would want to imagine what TV

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static feels like as as you kind
of go through this distortion

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and the distortion kind of warps
around your hand.

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And just kind of look at my hand
and kind of shake my fingers

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like.
What the hell?

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That was weird.
Whoa, what you doing?

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I had to test it.
Do I see any of this?

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Like distortion, really.
Give me a perception check. 17.

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Yes, you do.
Wow, I'm magical.

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OK, and then as you are kind of
fucking around with Orban, you

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hear 3 distinct pulses in the
earth like A and you're all of

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your codexes respond.
Stability low.

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Proceed with caution.
Mom, can I roll a perception

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check or like an investigation
or just like a description of

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Emily, the space around us?
Yeah, I mean, well, I, I can

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give that to you, actually.
I mean, the space around you is

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nothing more really than just
kind of barren wasteland again.

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But again, this time it's the
the colors are almost Gray.

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There's no wind.
There's no, there's really no

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movement that you can see other
than you.

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And every time somebody says
something, it almost sounds like

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it's echoing back from thousands
of yards away.

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But in front of you again is a a
single staircase, narrow path.

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If you I apologize, that kind of
circles down into a Chamber of

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broken rock.
Hey Orban, you should probably

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try to go down the stairs.
Contested.

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Contested persuasion checks,
please. 18.

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What's 14 + 8?
I'd be 22, 22 you Orban.

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You feel very hesitant to do so.
However, after hearing Pippa out

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like you should, you should go
down and take a look at what's

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down there.
You you finally have this the

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almost the gumption to to begin
moving down the path.

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I'm your new rock now, bitch.
What?

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I'm your new rock now, bitch.
What?

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Do you mean rock this rock?
You said you didn't know

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anything about this rock.
I mean like the the person you

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can rely on that, not like a.
Physical give me a deception

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check.
Did I rule anything?

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Yeah, give me a contested
insight check 5.

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Mine is 9 plus.
Eight, you believe everything

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that she says.
OK, you say.

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So I'm going to go down the
stairs now.

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OK, so as you walk towards the
and go ahead and friend.

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I was going to say, can I try
and convince her not to go down

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the stairs?
You can certainly try.

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OK, so persuasion I guess on
that.

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Yep, contested persuasion.
I am going to however, have you

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ever in give me that a
disadvantage?

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Because she is.
I'm sorry, other way around.

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I'm going to have Orban give
that to her contested jacket

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disadvantage because she's
actively believe whatever Pippa

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says.
Well, wouldn't I be at

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advantage?
Like, I don't want to believe

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what?
I'm sorry.

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What's your character's name?
Verin.

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Yeah, Verin tells me.
So then I want to roll a higher

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number.
If I'm at disadvantage, I'd roll

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a lower.
And then leave.

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You're right.
Yeah.

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Let's do it that way.
Yeah.

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I knew there.
I knew what I wanted them.

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Oh my.
God, eighty.

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It wasn't 1-2 ones, OK?
It was an 8 and a nine.

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Is that with your modifiers?
No, no, with the modifier, well,

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we have a 17, OK.
OK, and with persuasion.

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So I got a 24.
OK, so as you, what's your name,

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Orban?
As you Orban, begin to make your

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way down this pathway towards
the chamber, Veran almost kind

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of like stops you with her
voice, like, no, you shouldn't.

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And her echo kind of
reverberates all the way down

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the chamber.
And as you hear that

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reverberation, you kind of
almost snap out of your

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persuade, you know,
persuadedness by Pippa.

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And you're like, wait, I don't
want to go down.

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There.
Yeah.

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I don't.
I'm just stay here.

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Yeah, you know.
Good point, rock.

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The rock is important to you,
that much I know.

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About the rock it is.
By the by the way, I'm holding

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this rock like it's my like
safety blanket type situation.

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Like I'm cradling it because
that's like I know it's

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important.
So I like it.

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Must be here for comfort.
Muscle memory.

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Oh, and absolutely like every
time I'm supposed to like go and

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make a a spell or a check or a
decision, essentially I'm like

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reaching.
You feel empty?

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Yep.
Right.

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Like I'm supposed like you just
kind of see like definitely a

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moment of just full confusion.
Like I know I'm supposed to be

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doing something.
I don't know what it is.

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I'm.
Going to be honest, this is my

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favorite version of of Orphan.
Yep.

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I'm going to go first down the
stairs.

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OK.
Is anyone following or are we

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just sending Verin?
I'm gonna let her go down a few

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steps and then I'll take up the
back.

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OK, I was going to say I'll
share.

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Do you want me to follow?
I think Seraphin's going to look

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at Orban.
Like, reach your hand out, like,

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come on, let's go.
Like I'll help you.

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Come along, little doggy.
I'll take her hand.

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All right, so as all of you
begin to walk down towards the

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chamber, each each step that you
take kind of almost vibrates

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through the slate.
The the black slate, the glow of

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red begins to become brighter
and thin lines of now purple and

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black are starting to break
across the ground as well.

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They spread towards you in
straight paths.

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These lines show almost the the
pull of the breach in magic.

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You reach the edge of the
chamber and the ground begins to

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shift again.
A second surge of pressure

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strikes you.
I need everybody to give me a

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dexterity saving bro.
Jesus Christ 6. 20. 1.

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Kind of have one.
Oh, boy.

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OK, Who rolled below a 12?
Me, me and me.

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OK, so the three of you.
Well, I'm sorry, Orban and

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Verrin, you hit the ground
exceedingly hard.

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You will take. 19 points of
force damage.

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Orbans unconscious.
OK, we'll come back to that in

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just a moment.
Now for Kazdea Seraphim, you are

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going to take 32 points of force
damage.

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Cool.
Amazing, fantastic.

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That's what I get for the one
nap one that I get.

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And I also need to roll me AD
20.

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Oh cool, great, fantastic.
I'm not even in battle and I'm

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losing 18.
You said 18.

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Yep, that is indeed what I said.
As you hit the ground and kind

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of put your head back up, you
see about 10 feet in front of

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you what appears to be almost a
flickering duplicate of

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yourself.
This duplicate has five hit

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points and on your next combat
turn it will repeat whatever

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action you take on your turn and
then it will vent OK.

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You all see this?
Oh, absolutely.

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Yeah.
It's it's bright as day in, in

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a, in a, in a, in an area and a
plane that has really no color

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and no, no distinction really.
She is as bright as her actual

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as her actual character
currently is or her character

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normally is.
So she's got on her, her, her

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Forest Green robe with bright
gold trimmings and her her horns

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have a bit of arcane
distinctiveness in them as well.

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And you can absolutely see the
bright white of her her legs.

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Sarah's going to like rub her
eyes and she's going to be like.

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Holy.
Shit, she's going to like wave

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at herself.
Like do you guys see this?

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It will.
It will wave back at you.

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Sarah's going to just shake her
head and turn her back.

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She's going to ignore the thing.
It doesn't exist, OK.

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So then you will continue on
your codexes begin to scrawl

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once again and they say breach
core ahead, prepare for

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engagement.
So as you descend more and more

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into the circular chamber.
What about Orban that's

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unconscious?
And Oh yeah, I forgot about

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that.
Just like there.

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We're just going to leave.
It.

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I would, I would, I would take
his hair and just kind of like

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drag him along behind me.
Oh.

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Lord, are you going to, are you
going to stabilize?

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Or should I start?
Should I start making?

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Oh yeah.
OK, I'll stabilize them.

250
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OK, cool.
So you'll stabilize to 1 HP?

251
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Oh, OK.
You'll you'll be back up, but

252
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you'll be at one HP.
Great.

253
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,200
Can I heal Orban?
Sure.

254
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Is that another healing Word?
Yeah, Healing Word again.

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00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,720
Perfect.
Give me AD 6 please.

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Or the next spell that you use
within one minute automatically

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resolves twice.
You may choose the same or

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different targets.
So I am going to say for flavor,

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you are able to cast Healing
word twice.

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Awesome.
I'm going to give them both to

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Orban 3 4, so that's 44 + 4.
Right.

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The 14 healing to Orban and.
Just make sure none of those

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exploded.
No, none of those are exploding,

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I don't think.
And what was the first roll 4

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plus or is that included in the
14?

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Did you include the modifier in
the 14 Patty?

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Oh crap, the modifier blah blah
blah blah.

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So it'd be 18 then, right?
Oh yeah, no, I included in,

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sorry.
Yes, OK, it's a 14.

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Well, so isn't it 3 in total
though?

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Like she rolled the first one,
surged and then did it again.

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So then I got two more.
Let me read it again.

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Like the spell is cast 3 times.
The next spell the caster uses

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within one minute automatically
resolves twice.

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So she casted healing word.
Oh, Surge.

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And.
Then casted it again.

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So the reason I'm having the
wild surge take effect first is

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because if it were to take
effect after the healing word,

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it wouldn't resolve 2 more
times.

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It would be that whatever the
next spell she casts, that would

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resolve twice.
Right, so I'm saying she would

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have casted healing word again
and then that would go 2 times

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so it would be a total of 3.
You're right.

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Yep, give me, give me one more
instance of 2D2 D 4 + 2.

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All right, 6.
OK.

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So and then OK. 20 Back to
orbit.

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Cool.
I'll take that, all right.

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00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,080
And for Orban, the Healing Word
is going to be rock.

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It's although he's like, yeah, I
don't know why give.

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Me a constitutional statement
through Orban.

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God damn it, 17.
Or Orban.

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As, as Verrin says, the word
rock, you have this epiphany in

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this rush of memories scaling
all the way back to the

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acquisitions Guild.
It's growing all the way back.

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00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:30,240
And you remember distinctly
speaking to this rock and it it

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telling you what to do.
And I'm going to have you take

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one force damage as that memory
comes sprinting back into your

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head and you almost have like a
jolt of.

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00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:05,130
Oh, oh, hey, hey, you know about
my rock?

300
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,520
You don't know what you're
talking about.

301
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,840
The memory, of course.
You got back for me too.

302
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:23,720
Fucking rock.
Rowan, what was that?

303
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,920
I said the memory just came back
for me too, trying to play

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along.
OK, I.

305
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,480
Don't have so much a problem
with you is I had she told me to

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your my face she didn't know
about my rock.

307
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,920
Hey, you believed her, so I
don't know what you want from

308
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me.
I was confused.

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00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,760
I was confusion.
It's not my fault you're so

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gullible.
So as you begin to descend

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further into this chamber again,
the ground is shifting from

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cracked black slate into almost
a smooth Blackstone, and a

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steady pulse is moving through
the floor, and the pulse matches

314
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the glow that's currently rising
from the center of the room.

315
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:27,140
I want to check that out.
That looks interesting.

316
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:38,960
OK, so as you venture deeper in,
you notice that time and space

317
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,040
in this area is greatly
distorted.

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Every time somebody speaks, the
red glow almost sharpens.

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You notice for just a split
moment your shadows are becoming

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detached from your own bodies,
and even once in a once in a

321
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,160
great while, you almost feel
like time stutters for just one

322
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:09,800
moment.
Trippy.

323
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,200
Feel like I need a voice
modifier for that.

324
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,440
Trippy.
Or Ben, ask your rock if you can

325
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:26,520
go touch it.
Hey, yeah, I can.

326
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,120
OK, perfect.
So as you reach the outer ring

327
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of this spiral chamber, the
floor forms a perfect circle.

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Lines of purple energy are
running along the stone.

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Each line leads directly towards
the center of the chamber.

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00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,920
A surge erupts from the center
of the room and it travels out

331
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,680
where there's almost a silent
wave.

332
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,760
I need everybody to give me a
Dexterity saving throw.

333
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,120
As a reaction, can I get like
out of out of range?

334
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,440
So there's necessarily not going
to be out of range in this

335
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,200
instance because it's affecting
the entire chamber.

336
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:15,000
I will allow you to attempt
timing it to where you would

337
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:21,280
teleport before it hits you past
the point of the the wave of of

338
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,040
energy.
OK, what do you want me to?

339
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:33,080
Roll for that.
I'm going to require a I'm going

340
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,840
to call this an intelligence,
just an intelligence.

341
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:42,440
Check to see if you can time it.
That's great because I'm dumb as

342
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:51,280
shit.
So that's a 5. 5 So everybody

343
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,240
else, give me a Dexterity saving
throw.

344
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:02,360
Can I spend again or the same?
One, if you if you rolled 1

345
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,760
already, you absolutely can.
Rowan.

346
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,080
You can use the sorcery point
for that.

347
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,640
Oh, it wasn't much better 12.
OK, let's do this.

348
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,520
Who rolled under a 15?
Yeah, I.

349
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,040
Did.
Me Seraphin.

350
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:30,680
No, I rolled the 21.
OK, so the four of you right

351
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,880
1234?
Yep, the four of you will take

352
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:47,100
2, 15 fourth damage.
Damn it.

353
00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:54,480
OK.
As this surge just almost as

354
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,200
like a shockwave knocks you on
your feet and everybody falls

355
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:05,800
prone and the wave passes and
nothing's necessarily burning,

356
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:11,280
nothing's necessarily injured,
but everyone of you begin to

357
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:18,320
feel a, a pole in the back of
your mind, almost the zone is

358
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:26,200
recognizing your wild magic
capabilities and your, your,

359
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,720
your codecs almost reacts.
It says warning surge response,

360
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,160
link to operatives.
Warning surge response link to

361
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:41,810
operatives.
I'm going to reactively create

362
00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:44,930
another tree with Missy visions
to hide within.

363
00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:53,330
As you do that, first I'm going
to need that's a cancer up

364
00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:58,920
right.
It's so it's like a level 1

365
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:05,840
spell that I have as an Eldridge
invocation through a feature, so

366
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,240
I can do it at will without
spending a spell slot, but it's

367
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,600
a level 1 spell.
Yeah, I'm I'm still going to

368
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,040
count this as a leveled spell.
Give me AD 6 please.

369
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,320
We got a six.
OK, You do not surge.

370
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,640
So as you are all standing in
this this circular, the outer

371
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,000
rings of the circular chamber,
all of a sudden a bunch of trees

372
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:37,720
go up.
Your tree elf disappears in one

373
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,560
of them.
I'm not here.

374
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,920
You're dreaming.
What the fuck is this supposed

375
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,040
to do for you?
Also can I hide in your trees

376
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:54,320
please as.
Long as you're quiet, we got to

377
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,400
be.
Sneaky the question.

378
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,640
About yes.
I have greater invisibility.

379
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,120
Can I turn?
It?

380
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,440
Says a creature you touch.
Can that creature be me?

381
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,640
Can I touch myself and turn
myself invisible?

382
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,040
It lasts one minute.
It only lasts one minute, so.

383
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,760
That's fair.
Never mind, I just read that

384
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,480
too.
Never mind, I'll just be forced

385
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,720
to stand out here in the open
because I've got nothing else.

386
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,000
You can stand in the trees.
You can hide the trees.

387
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,640
Yeah, I guess I'm going to hide
the trees.

388
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,000
I'm not even going to ask.
I'm just going to.

389
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,600
Go as.
As everyone starts to take

390
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,440
cover, the trees begin to skip
in time.

391
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,880
You you where you would see
normally the WAVY of the the

392
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,240
branches and the the leaves on
the tree all of a sudden are

393
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,040
just like stuttering as almost
like a disc skipping in ACD

394
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,040
player.
And all of a sudden as if like a

395
00:32:52,080 --> 00:33:00,000
another wave of magic
accelerates across the chamber.

396
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,320
It almost blows the trees away
and they almost like

397
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,680
disintegrate into like a magical
mist.

398
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:20,680
I feel naked.
I guess we got to carry on.

399
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:27,240
So a narrow path, once the trees
are blown to smithereens, almost

400
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,760
a narrow path of stable stone
forms, and it's spiraling now

401
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:39,840
towards the center of the
chamber, and the red glow begins

402
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,840
to shine brighter than normal
the further you go.

403
00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:53,470
Keep following it.
Yeah, I think of that.

404
00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:57,950
I'd be hurrying at this point.
OK, all right.

405
00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:03,590
So after you rotate on the
spiral path 3 or 4 separate

406
00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:10,310
times, you reach the center,
almost the heart of the spiral

407
00:34:10,389 --> 00:34:21,320
chamber, and a what appears to
be a broken relic is almost

408
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,600
hovering in place.
Red and purple energy is leaking

409
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,080
from hairline fractures across
the surface of this relic.

410
00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:42,300
My role of perception on that,
Sure, go for it.

411
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,440
Where the hell is my perception
18?

412
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:04,800
With an 18 you see that this
this relic is more in the shape

413
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:11,440
of a like a wand almost and it's
cracks are emitting these red

414
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:26,520
and purple flares of energy.
Can I cast mending on the the

415
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,120
What's it called?
The what?

416
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:34,400
The word you just said.
On the on the relic, yeah, sure.

417
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,720
I mean, are you going up to
touch it?

418
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,480
I don't know, do I have to touch
it?

419
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,120
To mend.
Oh, I don't even have.

420
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,360
Oh, no, I do.
Yeah, you're right.

421
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Oh, wait, don't I have a cool
thing where I can choose to?

422
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, so I have a cool feature

423
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:59,680
where I can expend one of some
of my sorcery things and I can

424
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,760
use them to make like a 30 foot,
like a spell that's touched 30

425
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,760
feet.
So I can get within 30 feet of

426
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,120
it and then touch it.
Or I can get within 30 feet of

427
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,680
it and still cast the spell
without actually having to touch

428
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:19,400
it.
OK, Yes, we can do that now with

429
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,040
Mending.
Well, first of all, because the

430
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,160
source reports are directly tied
to your magic, and because

431
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,480
Mending is a is that a can trip
or is that a level 1 spell?

432
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,800
It's a can trip.
It's a can trip.

433
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,040
OK, so yeah, I'll need to roll
me AD 20 on the wild magic

434
00:36:37,040 --> 00:37:10,640
table. 9.
As you cast mending, you feel a

435
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:16,920
pulse of arcane energy leave
yourself and kind of twist in

436
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:22,560
the air just a bit and it begins
to fall and still just twisting

437
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,680
into like a ball almost and fall
directly at your feet and what

438
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,640
pops out is a fire elemental in
the shape of a weasel.

439
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,360
You look cutie.
Oh my goodness.

440
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,600
What's your name?
Where?

441
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,480
Did you come from It just
squeaks at you.

442
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,320
I'm going to lift it up and put
it on my shoulder because I have

443
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,560
fire resistance and I can hold
that thing.

444
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,760
You know what?
I'll allow it for roll point

445
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,760
purposes.
I'll allow that.

446
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,240
OK, this is my new friend.
I think I'm going to call him

447
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:07,560
squishy.
This is my squishy.

448
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,400
I was a little distracted.
Did you get a rat?

449
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,800
A weasel.
Oh, I have a rat.

450
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,120
His name's Remy.
Lives in my pocket.

451
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,880
So this is this is squishy.
He lives on my shoulder.

452
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,360
So.
Well, sometimes they put him on

453
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,480
my head, but you know.
Or maybe they can play they too.

454
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,960
But let's get through this
first.

455
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,280
I.
Don't trust.

456
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,360
You he's made a fire, so maybe
be careful because we'll

457
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,920
probably.
Set him on fire.

458
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,280
Bryn's going to move a little
bit forward and you cast mage

459
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,200
hand to try and pick up the wand
and bring it over to her.

460
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,680
OK.
Let's resolve the mending first.

461
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:03,080
The mending will not fix.
It will temporarily fix the the

462
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,600
cracks of pulsating arcane
energy.

463
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,760
But as almost as like if it was
meant to be as you mended it, it

464
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,080
mends it and it's perfectly fine
for just a few moments, and then

465
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,320
it pulses a little bit harder
than normal.

466
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,960
I need everybody to give me a
Dexterity saving throw this.

467
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:25,000
Is Christ?
Of course I did.

468
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,240
How about a Niner?
Niner, huh?

469
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,680
I don't.
Think I've rolled I'm not too

470
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:33,560
sick or A10.
On honey I got a 14.

471
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,960
OK who rolled?
Who rolled below a 13?

472
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,560
Me.
OK, sounds like it's me, myself

473
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,040
and I.
It's just me, myself, and I.

474
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,960
That'll be 5 fourth points to
you.

475
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,120
And I'm down.
Oh my God.

476
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,000
I'm going to try to lift Orban
back up in the ferny style.

477
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,840
OK, So you're going to use the
the stabilize correct?

478
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,200
Yes, OK, you'll you'll be back.
I'm also.

479
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,000
Try to like lift him up onto my
shoulders basically.

480
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,440
I'm there.
Are you a bit?

481
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,920
Of names, it appears we should
have names of what else was she?

482
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,960
OK, come on, back on your feet.
Come on, here we go.

483
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:27,280
Oh, I don't like this world.
Was it?

484
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,920
Was it much better than yours?
Was it where it was not

485
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,960
happening all the time?
Well, when I left, there was a

486
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:44,920
lot going on, but I didn't.
Just like I never passed out, I

487
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,200
did just get I did get stuck in
the water once for a hot minute.

488
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,520
I fell off the boat.
The boat, the boat.

489
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,960
Your Yooper came out there for a
second.

490
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,120
Doubled.
OK, so you'll stay behind the

491
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:04,960
one hit point.
I'll tell you what, Orban, give

492
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:13,640
me an investigation check.
OK, 10.

493
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,040
OK, miraculously with A10 you
find a potion of healing on the

494
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,440
ground.
Just a normal 1.

495
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,600
Yep.
You wanna have?

496
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,880
Do you want to share that with
me and my 2 points?

497
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:36,440
No.
I'm Downing it right now.

498
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:44,360
Yeah 2 D 4.279 Jesus 11 points
of healing.

499
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,200
OK.
Thanks.

500
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,390
Doing great you guys.
Doing great.

501
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:55,670
It's fine.
We're great.

502
00:41:58,670 --> 00:42:00,710
All right.
Don't so worry.

503
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:09,790
Varin, what did you wish to do?
I was going to try and use mage

504
00:42:09,790 --> 00:42:16,280
hand to bring the wand closer so
I can try to test it and see

505
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,520
what I can do to fix it or break
it.

506
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,120
Permanently.
Sure.

507
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,320
First things first, let's have
you roll the D20 on the table,

508
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:38,720
because that's a canned trip 3.
I'm going to roll this one for

509
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,440
you, Patty.
This is going to be similar to

510
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,440
what occurred with Orban.
You're going to transform into

511
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:52,160
ACR 2 Beast.
I'm going to roll my D30 because

512
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:00,960
there happened to be 30 CR twos
22.

513
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:14,400
That sounds awful.
You will transform into Oh my

514
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,920
God, you are going to transform
into a grick.

515
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,840
The fuck is a grick?
Oh, hold your horses.

516
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:28,120
There's a grick.
So as you go to cast mage hand

517
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:33,880
all of a sudden your face splits
into four separate like

518
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,480
tentacles and this mouth appears
right from the from the middle

519
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,640
and you turn almost into this
serpent like monstrosity.

520
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Or even just.
What is?

521
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,680
What is what is?
Yeah, you're fully aware this is

522
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,120
happening.
So perfect.

523
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,360
On that note, we're going to
step away for a quick break and

524
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,920
figure out what we're going to
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566
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,440
group again.
So again those of you just

567
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,280
joining us units is a special
group within the scale about

568
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,240
syndicate that is deployed
whenever there is a very

569
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:42,520
abnormal surge of magic.
So we welcome back all of our

570
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:49,560
players say hello players hello
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571
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:58,600
So as we left our party last in
Full disclosure between the

572
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commercials in Part 1 and Part 2
of this session, a week has

573
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,280
passed.
So we will just do a quick

574
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:09,120
reminder of where we are so far.
We are currently, You are

575
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,040
currently scaling your way down
into the chamber where the

576
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:18,560
source of the pulsating rift of
arcane magic and surgeries,

577
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,560
surges, surgeries, I don't know
what that word was.

578
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:25,800
Surges are occurring that are
affecting not only the area

579
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,480
around this rift, but all of
Aurelio's itself.

580
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:36,960
So we last left our party with
Verin transforming into a Greek,

581
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:43,440
which again is a think of a kind
of like a demagogue almost where

582
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,960
it's almost like a snake, but
the head opens up into four

583
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,720
different parts like, and it
just lets out this screech.

584
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:59,200
And I need to know.
I need everybody except Varen to

585
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:09,480
roll me a, let's say, a
Constitution saving throw.

586
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,160
Oh God, I that laugh always
makes me nervous because it's

587
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:25,640
either you're old A20 or A1 05.
Even better.

588
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:35,520
Oh, even better.
OK, let's do this.

589
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:45,280
OK, Who rolled below A10?
Orban, Rowan, Seraphin, what did

590
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,600
you roll?
OK, you're fine.

591
00:48:49,440 --> 00:49:00,320
So everybody so Orban and Rowan
use field this presence from

592
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:07,560
behind you as you hear this
screech of a sound you've never

593
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,160
really heard before.
And both of you turn around to

594
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,640
look and see what that is.
And you see this towering brick

595
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:23,240
where Varen was standing and you
begin bolting the opposite way.

596
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,720
So you 2 will run off almost in
like a frightened condition

597
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,000
where you will take off to try
to get as far away from this

598
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,400
brick as possible.
Because again, you have no idea

599
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,360
it's for Rin.
You just think a Greek has

600
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,400
appeared behind you, everybody
else.

601
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:05,010
I think Pippa is probably just
going to knock Orban out so that

602
00:50:05,010 --> 00:50:06,250
she doesn't have to listen to
him.

603
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:16,120
OK, as Orban starts to run by
you, Pippa, give me a give me an

604
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,160
attack, give me an unarmed
strike attack.

605
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,520
Unless you're using so specific
item.

606
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:40,160
No 17. 17, What's your AC Orban?
I think it's 19, right?

607
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,200
Yeah. 19 So that is a miss.
So you as as Orban goes by, you

608
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,000
go to less like punch him
straight in the face and you

609
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,880
just miss it.
He goes right by it.

610
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,920
Basically, you kind of punch
right behind him.

611
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:03,290
He's fucking idiot.
It's too goddamn fast.

612
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,720
Look down at myself and like try
to friendly wave my tentacles in

613
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:15,080
in orphans direction.
I'm more petrified.

614
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:21,160
Yeah, you you begin to like slap
your your tentacle mouth almost,

615
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:26,120
almost like cat ears and it just
starts slapping and then just

616
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,920
like what what can amount to
like the Greek version of like

617
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,080
drool.
So it's like spraying everywhere

618
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,680
as you're just flipping all four
tentacles trying to wave at

619
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,200
them.
Do.

620
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:46,880
I get hit by any of it.
I mean, you've run off so I'm

621
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,120
going to say no.
However, everyone else will just

622
00:51:51,120 --> 00:52:04,440
get drenched.
So after Orban and Rowan take

623
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:10,080
off, Pippa tries to punch Orban.
Everybody gets doused in Greek

624
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:18,600
goo after about 60 seconds or
so, almost in like a poof of

625
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:24,640
arcane essence, Varen just kind
of reappears, almost the almost

626
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:30,880
feeling of like a little bit
dazed and like.

627
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,840
Look around a little, I miss my
tower.

628
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,200
It's OK, honey.
We'll get you cleaned up, don't

629
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,480
worry.
Well, keep in mind every Yeah

630
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,160
say she's perfectly dry.
Everybody else is drenched

631
00:52:52,160 --> 00:53:00,200
except Orban and Rowan.
Well then I would say you didn't

632
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:07,880
even get the worst of it.
Wipe some off of Pippa you try

633
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,280
to like.
With your hand.

634
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:14,080
Like, yeah, just like one hand,
like someone wiping like a stain

635
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,400
off their shirt or something,
you know?

636
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,160
Sure.
Yeah, you kind of like, you kind

637
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,640
of like smear.
You kind of like smear it all

638
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,040
over Pippa.
Thank you.

639
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,960
What kind?
Of corners is like like

640
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:33,120
squeezing her hair out like
thank you.

641
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,480
Thank you, but please stop.
That's that is enough.

642
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,040
That is, that is more than
enough.

643
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,280
I'll.
I'll stop.

644
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,560
I'm sorry.
Sorry.

645
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,520
Orban and Rowan, are you still
running or are you looking back?

646
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,760
Oh, Oh yeah.
You're still running OK.

647
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,440
Yeah.
I would have turned around at

648
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,400
this point to see what's going
on if I'm far enough away, and

649
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,920
then I would see that it's gone,
right?

650
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:05,240
Orban's out.
Where did Orban run to?

651
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,520
Like just back behind like
trying to.

652
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,800
Find home even though home
doesn't exist here.

653
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:17,160
And.
As as you run back you everybody

654
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,520
except Rowan and Orban, because
I assume you're you're

655
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,320
continuing down the stairs at
this point, correct The steps.

656
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,800
Yeah, OK.
You see in front of you, in the

657
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:36,400
air a sigil almost like burning
in midair.

658
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,280
I need everybody to give me a
except Orbit and Rowan.

659
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,600
You can give that to me with
disadvantage, you to everybody

660
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,920
else.
Give me a history check.

661
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,720
Did I lose everybody?
Sorry I.

662
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,080
Was thinking the same thing.
OK, cut out.

663
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,520
A little bit.
Oh, I did.

664
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:02,240
I apologize entirely.
OK, everybody give me a history.

665
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,920
How how much did you guys hear
A.

666
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,720
Disadvantage.
OK, at this rate, OK, I need

667
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,880
everybody to give me a history
check, please.

668
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Orban and Rowan again with
disadvantage because it's it's

669
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,920
happening behind you.
Oh my God.

670
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,200
See how many dice we can get in
that dice tail of yours tonight?

671
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,000
No, they're staying.
Who rolled below a 13?

672
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,160
Let's do this.
Who rolled above a 13?

673
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,280
Me I.
Did.

674
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:48,400
You OK, So Seraphin, you see it
immediately, Rowan, you kind of

675
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,560
hear like the signal being
etched in the air, kind of like

676
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,880
almost like the sound of
something being welded together

677
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,240
that that like kind of like
staticky fire noise.

678
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:03,280
And so you turn around and
Seraphin, you recognize this as

679
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,280
well.
It's a syndicate signal of

680
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,800
teleportation that they use in
kind of rare instances.

681
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,840
And as the signal kind of burns
in the air, a almost like a

682
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:20,200
portal opens up and all of a
sudden this one second.

683
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:31,400
Just show my picture.
Yeah, it gets this.

684
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:36,120
What appears to be like how how
tall is?

685
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,840
Jinx No race or species you've
ever seen.

686
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,560
Before.
Yeah.

687
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,000
It's it's it's a person you've
never seen before.

688
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,240
You don't recognize who this
person is as a race.

689
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,280
Jesse, how tall is Jinx?
Oh, can't be that tall.

690
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,680
We're thinking about maybe
42432.

691
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:57,880
Yeah.
What's that?

692
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:06,880
This creature about 3 feet in in
height, just kind of like drops

693
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,160
out of the air.
Jinx, I need you to give me a

694
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,880
Dexterity saving throw.
I tell you what you can.

695
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,160
Let's do I that.
Or you can give me athletics.

696
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:28,740
Not bad.
I'm going to use a thing to re.

697
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:30,340
Actually, no, I'm not.
I'm not going to re roll that

698
00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:33,300
Dexterity.
So 7 OK.

699
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:38,320
So you kind of like fall out of
the air and land right on your

700
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:46,600
face coming through this portal,
and you will take 4 points of,

701
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,520
we'll say bludgeoning damage if
you land directly on your face.

702
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,400
How many?
Four.

703
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,120
Yeah, four.
Yeah, I can.

704
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,080
I can do that.
Who is this?

705
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:10,000
How drink the water?
So do I have any context of

706
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,880
what's going on?
Not really.

707
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,960
All that the Syndicate Unit
Disbursement team has advised

708
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:23,840
you of is that there is a rift
that is emanating an obscene

709
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:28,720
amount of dangerous arcane surge
magic, and that unit has been

710
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:34,960
deployed to find the source and
to eliminate it if necessary.

711
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:40,480
OK.
Sarah, I'm going to grab her

712
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,600
quarter staff off her back and
kind of like put it in front of

713
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,080
her and hold it with both hands.
She's not hitting anyone, but

714
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:52,360
she's prepared to hit somebody.
How far away am I from

715
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,480
everybody?
We'll say 20 feet.

716
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,520
How far am I away from the giant
worm thing?

717
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,440
The the giant worm thing, it
does not exist anymore.

718
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,960
It was just a one minute surge.
Oh, OK, I was gonna fireball it.

719
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,920
I'm gonna.
I suppose I'll as I'm still face

720
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:21,000
down, landing having landed on
my face, I'll just talk into the

721
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,120
the stone and say it's all
right.

722
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:33,080
I'm here and we can do this.
What the fucking nerd?

723
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:40,840
Who are you?
Don't jinx me, but I'm jinx.

724
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,200
Great, fantastic, just what we
need.

725
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:54,600
More bad luck.
I make my own luck, but at least

726
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,840
I think so.
And that's not how luck works,

727
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,800
darling.
I'm going to offer my hand

728
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,880
thanks to to help help them up.
Hey, how far is Orban Rand now?

729
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,080
Orban's now at like 40 feet
away.

730
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,840
Where's that one going?
I'll hold person.

731
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,520
He's running until he's fucking
racked out.

732
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:30,880
OK, great hold person.
I need Orban to give me a Wisdom

733
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,280
saving throw.
Also, I need Jesse.

734
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,480
I need you to roll me AD 20
please.

735
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,040
Is it positive?
Fails.

736
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,240
What's the deal?
What surges?

737
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,600
Evens are odds.
Odds surge.

738
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,320
Yeah, you're going to get held
here in a minute.

739
01:00:52,440 --> 01:01:00,000
I got a four.
A4 Yeah, your next spell that

740
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,600
you use within one minute
automatically resolves twice.

741
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,680
You can choose the same target
or different targets.

742
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,400
If it's the same spell and the
same target, does it stack the

743
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,480
effect?
Yes, it'll resolve twice.

744
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:21,040
But what if it's concentration?
It would still resolve twice the

745
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:27,800
the the the resolve would would
would happen before the

746
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:33,160
concentration check.
And it would just last the

747
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,920
duration that it would had you
maintain concentration the whole

748
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:37,760
time.
Correct.

749
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:46,800
So do I know the effect it's?
Rather like, do I know that

750
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,520
that's going to happen like on
my next spell?

751
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,800
No.
OK then never mind I won't met a

752
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,760
game that.
OK, so at this point right now,

753
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,680
Ormond, you are held so you are
like mid run.

754
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,120
Your arms are kind of like in
like a you're.

755
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,160
Do you ever seen like Mr. Game
and watch?

756
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,240
No, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here I'll show you what you kind

757
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,480
of look like.
Like an 8 bit, not even 8 bit

758
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:16,760
less than 8 bit kind of Cubert
style robot.

759
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,560
You're kind of like held in a
run position.

760
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:28,920
It's OK, I've got it and I'm
pretty sure that's the portal

761
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,760
and that's where this evilness
is coming from.

762
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,080
Should I kill it?
It has a rock.

763
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,960
Now we've kind of started to
like him.

764
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,800
You should probably keep him
alive.

765
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,040
All right, Save the rock.
Got it.

766
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,600
Save the human, get rid of a
stupid rock.

767
01:02:52,560 --> 01:03:00,960
Oh well, that's a bit confusing.
No, I've no my rock.

768
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,760
No, I've never do.
Nope.

769
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:10,000
Perhaps.
Orbin, Orbin, no one's getting

770
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:15,960
rid of your rock.
We're keeping the rock to keep

771
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:24,230
the peace.
So we so we like this thing.

772
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:30,630
The the rock is not leaving.
I die with rock.

773
01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:33,750
Actually, wait.
Wait, you're the thing.

774
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:37,070
Do we like you?
We like the thing attached.

775
01:03:37,070 --> 01:03:41,270
It says certainly.
Bonus or been the whole Curse or

776
01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:43,710
or been the whole.
Person fell has fucking deal.

777
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:46,430
You can't.
You can't follow directions.

778
01:03:46,430 --> 01:03:49,200
Worth a sheet.
Or been the whole whole person

779
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:54,480
spell has elapsed.
OK, well I'm not running anymore

780
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,480
because I see the monster is
gone.

781
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,360
Before that.
I'm most definitely like before

782
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,600
that, holding my rock.
Yeah, before that I need you to

783
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,120
give me a Dexterity saving
through to make sure as you come

784
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,520
out of your mid run you don't
fall like face first onto the

785
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:15,320
steps.
Oh, that was hold on.

786
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,800
Hey, hey, cat.
This is a toy.

787
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,920
But in that one.
Oh dear Lord.

788
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,720
OK.
Can I catch the rock with like a

789
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,920
mage?
Hand Well, she is at this point

790
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:35,240
she is I'm sorry.
He is 2530 feet away from you.

791
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,880
It's.
Mage Hand I.

792
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:42,240
Thought Mage Hand was only
available to 10 feet?

793
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,480
30 feet.
OK, up to.

794
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,360
Five.
Yeah, 30 feet.

795
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:53,160
OK, I'm gonna say no because as
he's gonna as he's gonna try to

796
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,240
catch himself.
He's already 30 feet and with a

797
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,560
net one, he's gonna go tumbling
down the stairs.

798
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:05,040
Right on.
So you're gonna take Jesus.

799
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,960
What do you like health wise?
Oh my God, you have.

800
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:14,120
Oh boy.
You take 12 hit points of force

801
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,280
bludgeoning damage as you fall
all the way down the stairs.

802
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:23,760
Unconscious.
Isn't that exactly how many hit

803
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,640
points she had left?
Well, yeah, she had 12.

804
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,280
Didn't.
Weren't.

805
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,920
You unconscious last session
too.

806
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,600
She got healed.
Multiple times, yes.

807
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:43,360
I'm going to cast Healing Word
on Orban again.

808
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,360
What is?
What is healing words?

809
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,800
Cast it on me.
I have two fucking hit points.

810
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,240
He keeps just dying.
Save me.

811
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,880
I am self preservation.
Yeah, she's.

812
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,800
She's going to fall out of that
60 foot range.

813
01:05:54,800 --> 01:06:00,200
She she will fall approximately
it's, it's about a 45 feet

814
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,560
staircase left.
You were already about 30 feet

815
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,560
behind.
So it's about 7580 feet away

816
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:11,280
from you right now and she not
to metagame, but she's going to

817
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,160
land inside.
He's got sorry, he's going to

818
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:20,360
land inside of the the chamber.
It's just kind of just like.

819
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,080
Secrets.
Yeah, the Chamber of Secrets,

820
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,960
correct.
And you're ready to give me a

821
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,720
Lumos check.
I'm going to cast parcel tongue.

822
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,960
OK, yeah, I mean, you can get
within range and cast healing

823
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,320
word.
It'll it'll you'll have to move

824
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:47,920
about 40 feet to do so.
I'm sorry, 20 feet to do so.

825
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,840
Yeah.
Yeah, I was on the wrong one.

826
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,640
I looked at 30.
Yeah, like can I get?

827
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,840
In on this healing word action,
because I have two eight points

828
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,320
and I am not trying to kill
myself for a fucking rock.

829
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,640
OK, I assume Spencer's OK with
that.

830
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:06,840
I heard that.
Yep.

831
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:08,600
Yeah.
OK.

832
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:14,880
So I'm going to move it up to
second level for Orban.

833
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:20,440
So that's 3D 4 + 2.
OK, give me the first wild magic

834
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:33,350
check that one.
OK, so all right, so you will

835
01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:38,400
surge give me because it's a Nat
one, I'm going to have you roll

836
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:45,520
2 D 20s.
I have, I have feather fall this

837
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,800
whole time.
I could have just.

838
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,520
I could have just prevented
this.

839
01:07:51,560 --> 01:08:07,990
I rolled A16 and A6.
So as you go to cast Healing

840
01:08:07,990 --> 01:08:17,960
Word on Orban, an approximate 10
foot cube kind of appears in

841
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,439
front of you.
And this cube is filled with

842
01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:25,920
fractal, you know, fractal
particles that kind of obscure

843
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:33,960
your sight.
However, it only gives you

844
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:37,319
disadvantage on attack rolls,
ability checks, or saving

845
01:08:37,319 --> 01:08:41,240
throws.
So I'm just going to say that

846
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:47,840
this is just more just cosmetic
where you can't really see for a

847
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:53,520
10 foot area in front of you
that well for everyone.

848
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,479
Everybody can give me a
perception check, except of

849
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:10,240
course, Orban. 11.
Who rolled?

850
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:17,840
Who rolled below an 8?
OK, everybody sees the cube.

851
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,840
OK so I still can successfully
do the the healing word.

852
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,120
Yes, OK.
All right.

853
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,560
What the heck's this?
Can I touch the cube?

854
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,479
Your hand just kind of it's
almost like one of those like

855
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,920
wave things where as you touch
it, the the particles kind of

856
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,359
move around your hand and
displace themselves and they

857
01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:52,520
kind of refill themselves back
in Patty for your second role as

858
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:57,280
you cast Healing Word.
And after the cube appears, you

859
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,240
see next to you someone who
looks just like you.

860
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,160
This clone has five hit points
and will repeat the casters

861
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:15,400
lacks last action on the next on
the casters next turn and then

862
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:20,400
will vanish.
So I assume now you will cast

863
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:24,240
healing word on Pippa?
Yep.

864
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:30,240
OK so this will happen twice.
So you can do the you could do

865
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:34,880
whatever whatever level spell
the the dice and the modifiers

866
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,360
twice.
Yeah, OK.

867
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,760
How much hit points did Orban
get back?

868
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,120
Orban got 10.
OK.

869
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:53,160
Wow, not bad you guys.
One of those dice might be gone

870
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,600
forever now because my cat
decided she wanted to

871
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,240
participate.
I thought you were going to say

872
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,120
eat it.
Can't they?

873
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,960
No.
Hit mouth.

874
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,560
She knocked it out of the tray
onto the floor and now I don't

875
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,000
see it anymore now.
I'm sorry, Brett was talking to

876
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000
me.
Did were you?

877
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:12,120
Did you say were you talking
about me at all?

878
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:15,960
Like what?
How many hit points do I get

879
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:20,080
back?
She's 14.

880
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,720
Yeah, you're going to get 14
hit.

881
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,760
Points.
I love the sound of that.

882
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,640
So people that will take you up
to 16 hit points Orban you'll

883
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:37,120
have 10 everybody else believes
that full health correct 3535 OK

884
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,280
the.
Last time I put.

885
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,720
You in and Seraphin and Vern
you're both Max hit points.

886
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:48,680
Correct.
Yes, I do believe so.

887
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:53,280
OK.
Can everyone see the phone of me

888
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:58,800
say again, everybody would have
seen it in just a split moment,

889
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,000
but as soon as you casted
Healing Word, they kind of did

890
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,040
the same thing, kind of in like
a mirrored version of it.

891
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:11,040
And as the spell resolved for
Healing Word on PIPA just poof.

892
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,160
Yeah, just fan us itself out of
existence.

893
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:18,560
Yep, works for me.
Hell yeah.

894
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,800
All right, So what would you
like to do from there?

895
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:27,120
I'm.
Going to keep walking down the

896
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:30,040
stairs towards the center
chamber.

897
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,760
I love that I am upside down in
the world 20.

898
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,120
I mean, honestly.
Oh, you actually, you're not.

899
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,880
You're not unconscious anymore,
so I'll flip you right.

900
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:48,160
Around Oh, is that for like her?
Yeah, that's just to give me

901
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:53,640
signal that I'm down there.
Yeah, you're down because

902
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:56,840
there's no like, unless I've
missed it, there's no icon I can

903
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:02,400
do to thank you appear.
Unconscious.

904
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,440
I wonder where you got it from?
Where did I get it from?

905
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:09,320
Huh.
I don't know.

906
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,160
Could it be Etsy?
This this episode not sponsored

907
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:19,080
by Etsy, by the way.
Yeah, I'm going to roll an

908
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:24,080
investigation check on the room.
OK, So you'll all go down to the

909
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,480
the bottom of the stairs,
correct?

910
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,200
Yeah.
OK.

911
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:34,440
Yeah, you can go ahead and give
me an investigation check. 19 +

912
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:40,080
4 so.
OK, so as everybody you're

913
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:43,280
descending the the stone steps,
the sound of your boots carries

914
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:47,840
just a little bit too far each
step, but you notice that each

915
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,920
step everybody takes is almost
echoing twice.

916
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,440
The air is growing a lot colder
as you move deeper and deeper

917
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,400
down these stairs.
You reach the bottom and the

918
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,520
chamber kind of opens up into a
circular room in front of you.

919
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,400
It's a perfect circle of, you
know, greystone on the bottom

920
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:13,280
with what appears to be almost
like a blue arcane center with

921
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:19,240
lots of possible writings, maybe
glyphs, or it could just be just

922
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,760
etchings on the, the floor.
You're not quite sure.

923
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:30,240
And as you come into this room,
there are thin lines of purple

924
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:33,720
energy running across the room,
almost like a a heartbeat.

925
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:37,120
And they're following a spiral
pattern that's leading towards

926
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:41,320
the center of the room.
A red glow rises from the middle

927
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,200
of that spiral, and you can feel
almost like pressure in your

928
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,880
chest.
And as the pressure kind of

929
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:52,480
takes hold inside your chest,
all of your codexes react and

930
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:55,960
kind of hover in front of you,
flipping pages wildly to a new

931
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,000
page.
And a single line is kind of

932
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,280
written by itself where it says
breech detected.

933
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:09,720
The chamber has no wind, no
sound, no movement except for

934
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,160
the glow.
You step off the stairs into the

935
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,600
onto the chamber floor, and the
stone is almost warm to to the

936
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,640
touch of your of your boots, and
the warmth is growing with each

937
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:27,680
pulse of red and purple light.
Your shadow is almost stretching

938
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:33,360
forward, almost farther than you
would normally, nor further than

939
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,920
it normally would, and then it
snaps back into place.

940
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,480
You can feel Everybody gives me
a give me everybody give me an

941
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:47,240
insight check.
Can I question can I do this

942
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,000
with advantage with because my
my eyeball?

943
01:15:50,160 --> 01:16:02,520
Yes, sick 13, let's do this.
Who rolled below a 12?

944
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,160
Well I have a natural 20 so.
You're you're solid.

945
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,280
What are we rolling again?
Insight check.

946
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:19,960
Doesn't matter on that one. 13
here.

947
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,800
OK, die.
So Orban rolled below 12.

948
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,160
See.
You.

949
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:32,240
Dice.
Well, Orban has no idea what's

950
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,600
going to happen, so I'm going to
when, when this eventually

951
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,640
resolves, you're going to have a
disadvantage.

952
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:44,440
But everybody else, you feel
almost as this, this zone, this

953
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:50,000
this area is it is watching you.
You can feel the the the surge

954
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,760
of arcane essence almost
building tension under your

955
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:59,160
skin.
The pulses are beginning to

956
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,160
strike a bit harder.
You keep walking.

957
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,440
The chamber almost tightens
around you.

958
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:11,120
The glow is becoming sharper.
Red light is spilling across the

959
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,400
stone.
You can feel almost a short pull

960
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,240
forward.
It lasts for just a single

961
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:21,880
breath and then stops.
You reach the center of the

962
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:26,000
chamber.
Well the bottom of the stairs

963
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,600
leading into you reach the
center of that and you can see

964
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:37,240
hanging above the ground almost
like a a broken circular relic.

965
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:42,320
Everybody can give me a history
check if they wish.

966
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,360
I am just going to state for the
record, this is an extremely

967
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:52,080
hard DC.
Question, Can I with my, you

968
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:56,960
know, special eyeball can ice?
Can I pick up on anything that

969
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:02,200
maybe isn't like obvious to the
naked eye?

970
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:14,080
Not necessarily, but I will
allow you to.

971
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,000
I'll give you an additional
benefit for that I in a moment

972
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:25,840
after.
This OK also I got another 20

973
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,960
plus my one which is so 2120.
One.

974
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,920
OK, who?
Rolled above so just.

975
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:35,680
A net 20 + 3 is 23.
OK.

976
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:49,320
None of you know what this relic
is.

977
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:56,640
However, Orban and I'm sorry,
Pippa and Seraphin, you, how

978
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:00,320
dare you.
How dare you.

979
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:08,960
You have heard stories and
legends about this relic.

980
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:14,320
It's a very powerful source of
surge magic and you've you've

981
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:22,760
you've studied this this object
as you were becoming a unit

982
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:27,640
member.
So I'm going to give you

983
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:36,520
advantage on any history checks
or any knowledge based checks

984
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:44,360
regarding this artifact.
I would like to do something.

985
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:52,480
Go ahead.
OK, so seeing this and like

986
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:59,080
knowing what I know and I'm
going to pull out my deck of

987
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,160
many things and.
A girl.

988
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,080
Yes, I love.
You.

989
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:09,960
I love you and I am going to
pull out.

990
01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:13,720
I don't know how to use this.
So bear with me, I've got

991
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,360
something just do you want.
Do you want to pull it?

992
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,080
Or I can pull it in a random
deck of many things generator.

993
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:25,320
I'll have you pull it OK for me
because I don't know how.

994
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,480
I don't know how to pull it.
I don't like have a deck of

995
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:32,440
cards on hand.
I need I need you to say exactly

996
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:35,120
how many cards you are going to
be pulling.

997
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,960
Do I have a?
Is there a cap on how many how

998
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,160
many cards I can pull?
I mean no.

999
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,280
Have you?
Have you ever used a deck of

1000
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,160
Many?
Things have you read?

1001
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:53,200
Have you read A Deck of Many
Things before I.

1002
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:56,560
Kind of read like the
description, but I still don't

1003
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:00,440
really understand it, like how
it works within the game.

1004
01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:05,360
Sure, ultimately there are very
good things and very bad things

1005
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,920
does.
The character know that though.

1006
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:12,720
Give me a history check I.
Still have advantage.

1007
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,080
No, because it doesn't have
anything to do with the relic

1008
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:21,200
that that that bonus only is
1313.

1009
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:26,000
Is that a straight 13 or is that
with your modifier?

1010
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:29,880
That's with my modifier.
OK, so with the 13 you don't

1011
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,840
know much about the Deck of many
things.

1012
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:37,480
However, you do know that it is
extremely powerful in either

1013
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:42,520
way.
OK, well, OK, so for purpose of

1014
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:48,560
story, I'm going to say I've
been I've been carrying this

1015
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:52,240
deck in my pocket for a while
and I kind of feel this weird,

1016
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,440
you know, powerful hum coming
from it.

1017
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:57,160
I'm not really, I don't really
not really sure what it is.

1018
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:58,480
I'm not really sure what it
does.

1019
01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:02,280
But that feeling this like
really powerful energy and

1020
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:06,160
coming from the center of the
room and this powerful energy in

1021
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:10,920
my pocket, I just get this
really intense urge to pull out

1022
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:15,720
the deck from my pocket and pull
4 cards with the with the hope

1023
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:18,240
that you know things will be in
balance.

1024
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:22,440
Oh, my heart just stopped.
OK, this is going to be fun,

1025
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:23,360
folks.
Drop in.

1026
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:28,120
All right, So we will invoke the
deck of many things.

1027
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:32,520
Lord have mercy.
You, you have you.

1028
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:38,400
You pull this.
This deck out and it's almost

1029
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:43,760
like humming and it's buzzing in
your hand and you feel the urge

1030
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:46,080
that you say, I think I'm going
to pull 4 cards.

1031
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:51,440
Let's start with and I'll tell
you what I will just for sake of

1032
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:56,080
accountability here, I will
share my screen for this deck of

1033
01:22:56,080 --> 01:23:01,640
many things selector.
So let's let's do this.

1034
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,960
So you will pull the first card
and it will be the Jester.

1035
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:11,840
That tracks, that tracks you the
gesture of the group.

1036
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:16,640
OK, you may choose to either
draw two additional cards.

1037
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:21,000
So after this we would draw five
more cards, or you may gain

1038
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,920
10,000 XP.
Because we are playing a

1039
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,880
milestone, I will say that you
will immediately level up.

1040
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,280
All right, immediately level up
so you can.

1041
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,080
Go to level 9.
You could work on that in the

1042
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,280
background while we're doing
other stuff.

1043
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:40,160
Card number 2 will be the Comet.
The player receives enough

1044
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:46,120
experience to gain 1 level if
they can single handedly defeat

1045
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,920
the next hostile monster or
group of monsters they

1046
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:52,160
encounter.
Does it specifically say

1047
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,840
monsters?
It does say or group of monsters

1048
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,120
they encounter.
Yep, the card disappears without

1049
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,960
any effect if they fail to
complete the task.

1050
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,960
So that is a almost like a hey,
look when I've got over here.

1051
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,600
If you do this by yourself,
otherwise the card will just

1052
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:11,440
just dissipate from from
activation.

1053
01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,280
Character know what that card
does?

1054
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:18,320
Are you?
I can become hostile.

1055
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:26,600
Pippa, are you stating what
you're pulling as you're pulling

1056
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,600
it or you keeping these to
yourself?

1057
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:35,440
We're watching too.
That's true, you are watching

1058
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:37,800
her pull the cards, but unless
you're standing right next to

1059
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,040
her you won't be able to see
what it is, which currently you

1060
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,760
are not.
They'll probably see what I'm

1061
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:45,160
doing.
OK, so I mean, as of right now,

1062
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,560
everybody's informed of what's
going on so far.

1063
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,600
So you have this almost like a
little bit of an urge to the

1064
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,360
next fight.
Whatever you whatever is

1065
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:57,760
encountered for that.
If you beat that monster or

1066
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:01,720
monster single handedly you will
love a lot, but you in in game

1067
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:08,680
you'll feel like if I beat the
next creature, this filth, I

1068
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:12,720
will be much stronger than I am
right now.

1069
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:19,920
What I'm getting from this is
I'm pulling this card and as I

1070
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:25,040
as I as I see it, I get this
like very intense feeling of

1071
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:30,240
power and greediness and like
like need to prove myself.

1072
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:37,320
And so as it like leaves my
hand, I'm like, I'm gonna one

1073
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:44,360
shot this mother fucker.
OK, so if if you wish to go down

1074
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:49,280
that route, we can revisit this
card if and when combat appears.

1075
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,920
So then we will move on to the
third card.

1076
01:25:53,760 --> 01:26:01,120
My heart is racing right now.
The Star The Star the The player

1077
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:04,840
selects one ability score to
increase by two, not exceeding a

1078
01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:11,440
total of 24.
So currently your character

1079
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,920
Jesus.
These are all great.

1080
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,200
Yeah, you're getting.
Really.

1081
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,480
Lucky.
I don't know how you're doing

1082
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,200
this, but you still have one
more.

1083
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,280
Yeah, so so far.
I mean right now I mean

1084
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,520
instantly you would want to
take.

1085
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,720
Your charisma, Charisma.
Yeah, you'd want to pump your

1086
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:30,840
charisma the 22 so you can.
Unless you want more health.

1087
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,440
That's true too.
If you want more health, you can

1088
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:37,440
buff your Constitution.
Otherwise you can in your

1089
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:40,520
character sheet you can just
click on the 20 in your Charisma

1090
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:44,800
and just add an override
modifier of +2 so you can get

1091
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,120
yourself an additional 2.
And then just note that's from

1092
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:49,560
the Deck of Many Things and that
is permanent.

1093
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,280
That does.
That does not go away.

1094
01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:57,680
Bad ass.
So you are, come on you and

1095
01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:01,000
don't take this this, don't take
this statement the wrong way,

1096
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:06,280
but as you pull the star card,
your face kind of transforms

1097
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,960
into more of a I'm going to say
this and I know you're going to

1098
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,720
immediately yell at me.
And I don't mean it the way I

1099
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:14,920
mean it.
Your face and just you in

1100
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:19,400
general are going to become more
charismatic, more approachable,

1101
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:23,760
more likable, almost more
influential.

1102
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,920
You'll have you'll kind of
radiate that aura just a bit

1103
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:31,640
more.
Personality of the brothel, my

1104
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:34,520
dear.
All right, And then we'll move

1105
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:38,960
to card number 4, which is going
to be the gem.

1106
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:44,120
Oh my God.
Richest value 50,000 goals.

1107
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:53,600
Brother what?
Oh my God, as you as you pull

1108
01:27:53,600 --> 01:28:02,760
the gem, almost just like a a
pile of 25, we'll say.

1109
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,200
Are you cutting out or?
You.

1110
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,800
No no no.
I'm trying to figure out what I

1111
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:18,080
want to do here because I wasn't
expecting to for you to get

1112
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:26,640
$50,000.
As you pull the gem card, you

1113
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:37,960
feel almost this pulse of arcane
energy and at your feet fall 25

1114
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:43,720
Crimson Veil stones, Shard cut
gems smoothed over on one side

1115
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,840
but dragging on the other.
They're glowing faintly from

1116
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:51,800
within, pulsing for almost every
heartbeat that it can sense.

1117
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:55,720
So right now these, it's like a
one of those like Christmas, you

1118
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:58,080
know, somebody puts all the
stuff on their garage in their

1119
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:01,840
house and tunes it to music.
It's like that but with

1120
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,120
everybody's heartbeat.
So it kind of latched on to one

1121
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:07,400
person, each one of them and are
just pulsing randomly.

1122
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:15,680
But those will total 50,000 gold
pieces.

1123
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:21,160
Hey Lee brother, I'm going to be
rich as book.

1124
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:25,880
I'm going to be straight honest,
I've never seen have somebody

1125
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,080
have that much luck with a deck
of many things that was.

1126
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:29,160
That was.
Amazing.

1127
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,680
OK, I.
Mean, let's be honest, that's

1128
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:35,840
pretty on par for me.
I'm a lucky little bitch over

1129
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:38,480
here.
So actually though, now can we

1130
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:39,800
see what?
The next one would have been.

1131
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,760
Yeah, I'll take a look see what
the next one was.

1132
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:47,160
I would have been to the one
player loses all forms of wealth

1133
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:49,400
beyond magical items.
Personal belongings immediately

1134
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,080
vanish.
Business buildings and lands

1135
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:54,560
become revoked in a manner that
least effects reality.

1136
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:57,200
Beads.
What I'm saying, stop while

1137
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,240
you're ahead.
Holy shit, we need to go to a

1138
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,240
casino sometime because good
God.

1139
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:05,920
All right, so each of these
gemstones are like almost like

1140
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:09,840
thumb size.
They're very small and they're

1141
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:13,640
it's like a thumb size circular
gemstone set in a in a frame of

1142
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:20,040
black and steel.
I will work on this item for

1143
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,600
you.
It's not really going to do

1144
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:24,600
anything except be worth sort of
monetary.

1145
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:29,800
Now the other problem.
Wait, what backup do you what

1146
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,200
do?
You have room in your backpack

1147
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:37,520
for these.
For the gems, yeah, yeah, I am.

1148
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,360
Yeah, I'm like, not even close
to being over.

1149
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:43,840
Whatever.
That's right, You're not tiny in

1150
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:44,560
this one.
I forget you.

1151
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,200
You typically play tiny.
No, I am.

1152
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:48,520
I am.
I am tiny in this one.

1153
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:51,720
But I'm.
I'm tiny, but I'm real.

1154
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:55,720
Technically small, right?
Yeah, Tiny is another.

1155
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:56,960
Category.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

1156
01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:01,720
Yeah, I, I, yeah, I didn't
necessarily mean tiny, but.

1157
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,960
It's OK, I'm still tiny.
So we'll, we'll say, we'll say

1158
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:08,440
that you're able to carry these
gemstones in your backpack.

1159
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,880
All right.
Holy shit that was awesome.

1160
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:18,120
You're still sharing your screen
there bud.

1161
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:31,920
OK, so now Katie, refresh my
memory.

1162
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:35,360
The deck resets after she's done
pulling those, correct?

1163
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:38,280
Yep.
So when she puts everything back

1164
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:42,000
together, the only thing I don't
know about is the what was it?

1165
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:45,880
The comet.
Yes, I think it was that one I

1166
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:51,320
think remains out until she is
in her next battle.

1167
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:51,960
Correct.
Yep.

1168
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:57,120
So that one, if it gets drawn
again in theory like before that

1169
01:31:57,120 --> 01:32:01,320
happens, yeah, cannot have, OK.
Cool.

1170
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:05,320
I think the experienced ones can
also only be drawn once like so

1171
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,800
that plus 10,000 experience.
There's a -, 10,000 experience,

1172
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:11,480
and I think each of those can
only happen once, as of the

1173
01:32:11,480 --> 01:32:14,200
version I read at least.
I thought.

1174
01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:16,880
The whole let's see.
However, unlike the other cards,

1175
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:19,640
the Fool and the Jester may only
be drawn once family to

1176
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,120
materialize after their initial
use.

1177
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:23,960
So yeah, the the gesture will
not reappear.

1178
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:32,440
Cool.
All right, so as you are all

1179
01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:37,200
kind of going down the stairs,
you see you see Pippa just

1180
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:41,040
drawing cards from this deck.
And she as she's pulling these

1181
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:44,680
cards, she's giving off a much
brighter and much more powerful

1182
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:48,080
aura.
And you also hear the sound of

1183
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:54,600
25 gemstones hitting the ground
at the same time because they're

1184
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:59,360
starting to semi roll to slowly
go down step by step.

1185
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:03,520
And you see Pepper just kind of
picking up all of these

1186
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:09,160
gemstones.
I'm going to turn.

1187
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:11,840
I'm going to, after I pick up
all of my gemstones and put them

1188
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:16,800
in my bag safely, I'm going to
turn to turn to Orban and say

1189
01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:19,560
this is how you use magical
items.

1190
01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:23,440
You don't just follow them
around like a fucking lunatic.

1191
01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:31,360
I'm literally like I just plug
my rock to my chest and look

1192
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:35,440
really offended.
You do that like, oh, how dare

1193
01:33:35,480 --> 01:33:40,680
you?
We take offense.

1194
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:44,000
Good.
It was meant to be offensive.

1195
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,720
So as all this is happening, you
keep walking again.

1196
01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:49,240
The chamber is tightening around
you.

1197
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:57,200
The breach in the center of the
room is almost hanging above the

1198
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:58,960
ground again.
It's a it's a broken relic

1199
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:04,200
that's just floating in place.
Lines of red light leak from it,

1200
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:08,360
fracturing across the surface.
Purple sparks are kind of

1201
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,960
drifting away from the relic
into the air.

1202
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:22,480
The your codexes appear once
again and say engagement

1203
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:26,240
required and you feel the
chamber almost holding its

1204
01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:31,440
breath.
And I need everyone to roll

1205
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:38,680
initiative.
Oh man, I got a one.

1206
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,960
Yeah, give me one second.
I will grab them all from you

1207
01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:44,040
here in a moment.
All right, so.

1208
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:46,760
It's my bonus that's 5, but I'm
probably going last.

1209
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:52,320
We shall see.
All right, let's start 3.

1210
01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:54,280
So.
I will ask, yeah, I'll ask

1211
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:56,360
everybody's initials here in
just a moment.

1212
01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:58,760
We'll do this in order.
So we'll start with Orban.

1213
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:04,400
Hold on, I was in the I'm
running.

1214
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:07,720
You're running.
It's a bad idea.

1215
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:13,960
There, well, I was going to 4 +
3 seven.

1216
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:15,600
That's exactly what I have for
you.

1217
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:19,360
Perfect, Pippa.
Nice. 3.

1218
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:25,880
Three.
All right, Jinx. 24. 24 OK

1219
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:30,720
Rowan, you rolled A5 so.
I'm surprisingly not last.

1220
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,840
No, you rolled a.
Didn't see that coming.

1221
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:38,920
I rolled A1 and I have +4.
Why do I have you at +8 for your

1222
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:42,800
+8 initiative?
Yeah, I'll take it.

1223
01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:45,240
OK, so you up to five if that's
possible.

1224
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:49,200
Shit.
OK, Verin, what did you roll?

1225
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:58,640
1414 OK.
Serafin, Yeah.

1226
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:07,120
Arrow than that 1 + 2 is 3.
All right, let's see here.

1227
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:12,520
Pippa's dexterity is 14.
Yours is 14.

1228
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:14,560
Of course.
OK, both of you give me.

1229
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:26,280
Just roll with you 20. 7.
Oops, I muted myself 18.

1230
01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:31,120
OK, people will go before you.
So Seraphin you will go last the

1231
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:35,040
breech hold a 13 so it will go
right after for rain.

1232
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:40,880
OK, so we will start with Jinx.
So again, what you see is this

1233
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:49,480
floating fractured, almost like
an orb floating in the center of

1234
01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:54,440
the room and this light and
energy kind of pulsating from it

1235
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:58,640
and just kind of like pulsing
every few seconds before we

1236
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,640
it's.
The same thing that came out as

1237
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:05,440
a result of the surge?
Or is this a different thing?

1238
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:09,160
It's a different thing.
OK, this this is what's causing

1239
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:16,520
the, the, the, the dangerous
surge energy across Aurelius.

1240
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:21,520
OK, so also before we begin, I
have chosen or I have drawn the

1241
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:25,080
fount of blistering frost for
your battle conditions.

1242
01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:29,240
What this will mean is if I can
find the bees.

1243
01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:32,360
There we go.
All right, Blistering ice and

1244
01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:34,800
cool winds are savaging this
battlefield.

1245
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:40,320
Creatures of S1 eighth or lower
are flash frozen.

1246
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:44,280
That will not apply to you
petrified until the wild magic

1247
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,360
of the fount passes.
Creatures, not a mean to the

1248
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:49,720
cold damage cannot regain hit
points, cannot gain temporary

1249
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:53,040
hit points, and have their
movement speed reduced by 10.

1250
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:57,080
Additionally, when a creature
deals damage of a type that

1251
01:37:57,120 --> 01:38:01,520
isn't psychic, you can change
that damage type to Cold

1252
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:08,240
instead.
Sounds like a mixed bag.

1253
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:10,560
This thing kind of looks like
it's made out of fire, right?

1254
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:14,840
Give me, give me.
I'll tell you what.

1255
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:16,240
Give me an insight check on
that.

1256
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:26,960
I got 13.
Yeah, this appears to have not

1257
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,880
so much.
You said fire, correct?

1258
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:35,200
Yeah, not so much fire, but more
of a darker arcane energy.

1259
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:40,800
OK, I.
Have a question, OK, last time I

1260
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:43,200
had a fire weasel.
Do I still have the fire weasel?

1261
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:45,800
Yes, you do.
Fuck yeah.

1262
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:49,120
OK, sorry all.
Right, Fire weasel.

1263
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:53,200
Fire weasel.
All right, so I will and.

1264
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,800
I'll clean it, squishy.
He's squishy, and he shall be

1265
01:38:55,800 --> 01:39:01,080
mine, and he will be my squishy.
OK, I will give all of you the

1266
01:39:02,240 --> 01:39:07,120
I'll send the pictures of the
current battlefield conditions

1267
01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:14,840
to everyone.
Or you could just update it on

1268
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:17,480
that cool roll 20 thing we had
us all log into.

1269
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:20,360
I don't.
Know if I can do that?

1270
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:35,280
I'll just put it in.
The chat not regain hit points

1271
01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:42,160
or gain temporary and reduced by
10 feet, correct?

1272
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,640
Well, lucky for you, I'm not
immune to cold.

1273
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:49,680
Wait.
And we're going to actually end

1274
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:53,120
it there for tonight's session.
This episode is going a little

1275
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:55,400
bit longer than I thought it was
going to and we really haven't

1276
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,520
even touched combat quite yet.
So we are going to push off

1277
01:39:58,520 --> 01:40:00,400
combat in the rest of the
episode 4.

1278
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,600
Next week's episode of Crit
happens.

1279
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:05,280
Unit deployed.
Thank you all for listening so

1280
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:08,240
much for everybody here at the
P3 Podcast Network.

1281
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:10,680
I am Spencer Heart.
We will see you next time.

1282
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:11,600
Bye bye.